Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 6

I’ve got results but I think I may have just lost the dressing room.

There have been several turning points.

Firstly, my continual underestimation of Etienne Capoue’s ability has caused dissenting murmurings since week one.

I bought the guy for one job and one job only.

He’s meant to be there when I need him – springing to life to deliver me a handy two points when my big signings are in the stands.

Somewhere along the line, he’s missed a meeting or his misread the job description. Either way, he seems intent on embarrassing me with his unfeasible and unsustainable strike rate.

I’ve stuck to my guns. He’s benched again today but nobody, including me, is very happy about it.

There’s talk of changing formation – of switching to all-out-attack just so that Capoue can get minutes.

In truth, I’m tempted. At least to get an incentive to drop in on a floodlit Turf Moor on Monday night.

As it is, Burnley against Watford sounds like x-certificate stuff, made all the more chilling by the prospect that Capoue will undermine my judgement further with another sublimely taken goal.

On top of this, my transfer policy is now in question.

I’ve managed to get away with ushering Eden Hazard quietly out of the back door.

There’s hardly been a whisper about that – those opening three Gameweeks now seem forgotten.

Clearly, the lads remember how he let us down last season. I think they were thankful that I’d not fallen under his spell again.

But my other Gameweek 6 move has provoked a much bigger reaction.

There’s talk that my decision to eject Zlatan Ibrahimovic is personal. Accusations that there wasn’t room enough in the dressing room for two swollen egos.

He didn’t go quietly, either.

“Zlatan is not happy. Zlatan says that your blind faith in Aguero and your concept that Lukaku will show consistency is ridiculous. You will see that he will blank at Bournemouth. You are a fool to turn your back on Zlatan.”

Yeah. Whatever. There’s the door, don’t forget your hair bands.

I fully accept that it would be just like Zlatan to punish me.

Today’s early kick-off will be another 90 minutes of flinching and fidgeting. The forthcoming Old Trafford meetings with Stoke and Burnley also look to be terrifying prospects.

But I’m in a decision-making business and, as I’ve said before, this season is forcing me to make some big ones.

Lukaku and Sanchez had to stay. As for Aguero – he’s just Aguero and he comes tattooed with the captain’s armband.

But I admit – “Mark might have made an error.”

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    would live with bobby f benching if he gets last 30 mins minimum

    1. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Benching - why?

      1. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        rumoured non starter

  2. DameCorp
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Pick one (on WC)
    Stones
    Lovren
    Williams (have Baines)

    1. Bullet Eder
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Stones

    2. Guru Mediation
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Lovren (i've done it if that comforts you)

  3. French Gooner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Link to Firmino rumor plz ?

    1. tm370
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      what is the rumour?

      1. dennis the menace
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Get mane

  4. bring_on _the_fantasy
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Good to go? On WC

    Foster (pickford)
    Stones Holebas Coleman (amat lenihan)
    Firm Antonio Sterling Capoue (iwobi)
    Zlatan Kun kaku

    Or should I swap Zlatan > Rashford & Iwobi > Sanchez

  5. Vlekz
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Play shaw or capoue? Already have valencia

      1. RamaJama
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Capoue

    • Jonny HOW SON?
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Choose one for the coming weeks:
      A) Rondon
      B) Deeney
      C) Ighalo
      D) Defoe
      E) Bony

      1. Oven Glover
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        C

      2. Shipstontrev
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        B

    • Judas
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Start Koscielny or Holebas?

      1. ST United
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Why do u have kosc in ur team if this is ur choice?

        1. Judas
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Kosc has chelsea. Ive got him for his fixtures after this week

      2. ANDER.
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        I'm playing Kosc

      3. Rhys85
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Similar to my dilemma below, currently I'm on Holebas.

      4. The Tinkerman
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        I'd play Holebas from that.

        I have the choice between Bellerin and Valencia. Both tough fixtures.

    • Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Firmino had a new haircut it seems. Is he essential this week so?

      http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/roberto-firmino-chopped-top-knot-11929033

      1. El-Kloppico
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Oups..
        Records says after a new haircut, they lose half their intelligence for some weeks.. Drop Firmino then!

        1. Revival
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Firmino > Coutinho done 😀

        2. Pasqualinho
          • 15 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Half of his intelligence isn't actually that much.

    • Adro34
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Morning lads.

      1. Any news on Chadli?
      2. (On WC) Play Antonio or Capone?

    • Flynny
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Who to start....

      Evans at stoke

      Holebas at Burnley..

      Already got capoue and deeney starting

      Thanks

      1. Shipstontrev
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Evans

      2. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Holebas probably won't start so it won't matter

      3. Bullet Eder
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Holebas

      4. Adro34
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Evans...0-0

    • Rhys85
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Last minute decision:

      Play Bellerin (CHE) or Holebas (bur)?

      Cheers

      1. ANDER.
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Bellerin. I'm playing Kosc.

      2. The Tinkerman
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        From that I'd take Holebas, if he is injured as has been suggested/reported then Bellerin is first sub.

        I have Bellerin or Valencia. Can't decide, horrible fixtures for both.

    • Gassemannen
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Lanzini to Firmino for -4? Yay or nay?

      1. ANDER.
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        yay

      2. Bees4Lyf
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Nay just stick it out till next week if ya must

      3. RamaJama
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Yay

    • Zlatan Time
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Today's team sheet is the most anticipated in the history of football.

      1. ANDER.
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        United's one? What's so special?

        1. Zlatan Time
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Rooney.

      2. Jam0sh
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Ok

    • RangerMouse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Pickford - Jaku
      Shaw - Williams - Mustafi (Evans, Amat)
      Sanchez - Firmino - Antonio - Bolasie (Capoue)
      Aguero - Lukaku - Jansen

      0ITB on WC, wanted Kosc over Mustafi but can only afford him. Any ideas before deadline?

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Huh
        Are kosc and Mus not the same price?

      2. Rhys85
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Aren't Kosc and Mustafi the same price?

    • andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      So I think I've bottled no Ibra and am going with this:

      Pickford
      Baines - Lovren - G.Johnson
      Firmino - Sterling - Antonio - Bolasie
      Aguero (c) - Ibra - Lukaku

      Heaton - Capoue - Holebas - Amat

      I'm hoping that Sanchez isn't a must have over the next 2, and think Ibra has better fixtures. Also Ibra could be the captain choice next week ahead of Aguero (not that Aguero is a bad choice). Rumours that Rooney doesn't start so will be interesting to see how it plays out.

      I could go for Sanchez and Rashford instead of Bolasie and Ibra but I think I'm playing the fixtures and will perhaps make a similar swap in GW8.

      1. william prunier
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Nice balance mate

      2. Belsunz
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        You really want to roll with a Stoke defender Andy?

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          I do indeed! 🙂

          1. Belsunz
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 8 months ago

            Ballsy 🙂

        2. DeadStarComing
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          This was my only thought. Why a Stoke defender? They've been so poor.

      3. Robben Mee Blind
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        That's a great team Andy. Tough call but I'd stick with that I think

      4. bring_on _the_fantasy
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        exactly the same predicament!!

        Good to go? On WC

        Foster (pickford)
        Stones Holebas Coleman (amat lenihan)
        Firm Antonio Sterling Capoue (iwobi)
        Zlatan Kun kaku

        or should i should I swap Zlatan > Rashford & Iwobi > Sanchez

      5. Exdeo
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        looks good on paper, yeah I think Ibra will punish sellers.

      6. Clump
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Looks full of points.

      7. Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Looks good given the amount you've spent on the strikers!

        I'm on WC and keeping Ibra too. He'd be too hard to get back and I didn't feel like I needed the funds elsewhere. Deeney my third striker, though.

        Glen Johnson is an interesting pick!

      8. The Tinkerman
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Looks very good, G.Johnson is a good shout, they have great fixtures coming and the team form won't last forever. He was a secret weapon for much of last year.

        1. @persecuted_by_mods
            7 years, 8 months ago

            It will last as long as Butland is out injured

      9. cricketmad787
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Good to go? Any changes needed?

        Pickford
        Walker - Valencia - Williams
        Sanchez - Sterling - Antonio - Capoue
        Aguero - Costa - Deeney

        Jakupovic - McAuley - Snodgrass - Amat

        1. RAFA THE GAFFA
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Not tempted by Rashford with Capoue starting?

        2. ST United
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Needs ibra

      10. Feed tha Sheep
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        KDB or Sanchez this week? (On WC)

        1. Bees4Lyf
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          KBD

        2. ImTheDude
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Kdb

        3. Jimmers
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Sanchez if you have Kun

      11. Shaikh91
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Captain ibra, firm or sterling?

        1. Bees4Lyf
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Sterling

        2. ImTheDude
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Sterling

        3. ST United
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Captain the leagues top scorer

      12. Bees4Lyf
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Shall I start Pickford or Foster? xD

      13. Flying Assassins
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        A) Lovren Kosc Fletcher (5th mid, bench)

        B) Walker Evans Capoue (5th mid, bench)

        1. Gan Vaal
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          B

      14. Zlatan Time
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        With Mata United won 4 out of 4. Without him... Never mind. #MUFC #MUNLEI

        1. El-Kloppico
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Is he starting?

        2. Zlatan Time
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Don't know - will try to find out ASAP.

      15. Ber2k
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Any lineup leak yet for early KO?

      16. Gan Vaal
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        De Roon nailed?

        1. The Tinkerman
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Yes. Record signing (ish), first choice midfielder.

      17. Ivz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Start cech or pickford?

        1. Ibralicious
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Pickford I'd reckon

        2. El-Kloppico
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Same pair. Going with Pick

      18. Gegenpress
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Please rate my WC Team.

        Pickford (Jaku)

        Baines Holebas Lovren (McAuley Amat)

        Mane Firmino Sanchez Capoue Antonio

        Lukaku Aguero (Diomande)

        1. ImTheDude
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Baines to coleman

          1. Gegenpress
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 8 months ago

            Baines is one rise away from giving me a 0.1 after which he'll be replaced by an Arsenal CB

            1. Gegenpress
              • 7 Years
              7 years, 8 months ago

              I mean defender

        2. ImTheDude
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          And I'd do mane to Sterling

          1. Gegenpress
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 8 months ago

            Thought about it but I have Aguero for City, Liverpool mids tend to share out the points and it's always easy going Mane to Sterling, the other way around would be a slight issue (Liverpool fixtures are far better too)

        3. ST United
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Lovren to anyone else

          1. Gegenpress
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 8 months ago

            Why?

      19. Jet5605
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Who to captain:

        A - Aguero
        B - Mane
        C - Firmino

        1. Shipstontrev
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          A

        2. Ibralicious
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          D- Capoue

        3. william prunier
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Kun

      20. Black Panther
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Who to play:
        A) Heaton
        B) Pickford

        1) Pieters
        2) Evans

        Currently on Pickford and Evans but the bookies odds favour Heaton and Pieters.

      21. Kalou
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Play one...

        A.capoue

        B.redmond

        1. Gan Vaal
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          A

        2. NATSTER
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          A

      22. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Huge Deadline Bingo prize giveaway in 13mins 😎

      23. Kaneyonero
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Hatttick (C)

        1. Kaneyonero
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Hattrick*