Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 34

I’ve rarely been so downbeat about a double Gameweek.

Each season we seek them out. Like searching for the local derby in the fixture list, we anticipate them and look to relish every minute of exctitement they can deliver. These are the times we cherish as Fantasy Football managers; friends and family just don’t understand.

But this Gameweek 34 has never really convinced me.

Even before Thursday’s events, the allure of uncertain Manchester United assets, backed the unmagnificent Middlesbrough and Palace candidates, always struggled to appeal.

In midweek our one protagonist bowed out – the single asset who seemed most likely to break the double-digit barrier was cruelly removed from the equation.

It’s almost as if Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s knee buckled under the weight of our double Gameweek expectation.

Without our leading man, it’s now left to uncovincing understudies Christian Benteke and Alvaro Negredo to keep our show on the road. Confidence has taken a knock, but it seems we simply must pin our hopes somwehere.

We’ve seen it all before: previously, 70,000 of us based our double Gameweek prospects on a certain Stephane Sessegnon, such is our willingness to seek out that one big return.

Splintered over six days, the agony and anxiety of Gameweek 34 is set to be strung out and prolonged. We could easily end up heading into Wednesday praying for a Middlesbrough clean sheet and cheering every Ben Gibson clearance. If ever you needed to build a case on how Fantasy Football can warp your view of the beautiful game, there it is right there.

But this is perhaps part of the appeal of double Gameweeks. We spend the season steadily building around in-form assets, working towards any template that arises, then these end of season events arrive to shake things up and promote unlikely heroes.

The words Negredo and Triple Captain were never meant to sit within the same sentence. Just as Carroll and Triple Captain jarred twelve months ago.

But no matter how much we attempt to anticipate and strategise, somehow it seems these double Gameweeks creep up on us, forcing us down the most unexpected avenues.

Benteke and Negredo now have the opportunity to carve their names in Fantasy Football folklore over the course of the next seven days.

Clearly, Zlatan, for all his bravado, titles and winners medals, just couldn’t handle that kind of pressure. Sessegnon set the bar too high.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Ten Season Wonder
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    RMT?

    Henn
    Valencia - PvA - Alonso
    Zaha - Alexis - Dele - DeRoon
    Negs(c) - Kane - Lukaku

    Subs: Pick; Theo, Bavies, Baines,

    1. T444
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      G2g

      1. T444
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Rate my AOA

        De Gea

        Bailly, Gibson

        King, Zaha, Alli, Hazard, De Roon

        Lukaku, Rashford (c), Kane

  2. andymck
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Sanchez Alli Sterling Zaha King
    Kane Negredo (Crouch)

    Take another hit for Crouch > Benteke and then bench Sterling or just leave?

    1. Viper
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I'd take the hit

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah hit and bench sterling. Pep too hard to predict .

  3. Viper
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    I still haven't decided on Benteke or Negredo. Rashford hasn't entered the equation.

    Boro are so dire but so are the defences they face in absolute must win games. Has to the Beast?

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Rashford will be the one then.

      1. T444
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        450,000 GW transfers in

    2. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He's calling!

    3. mr messi
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I decided Middlesbrough don't score enough and Benteke has form so went with him.

  4. Kimmich
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Many Benteke captainers? Very tempted.

    1. Individual
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      O/

    2. Oven Glover
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      For now. Not sure if it stays that way though...

    3. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      o/

  5. TheRealDog
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Any of these worth a hit? King's fixtures and form is so good. WC GW36.

    A. Carroll->King (-4) and bench Baines
    B. Valdes->Hennessey (-4) and bench Pickford

  6. mattzkn
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Bench 1:

    A) Son
    B) King
    C) Davies (AOA)

    1. TheRealDog
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      C

    2. Peggi
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      probably the perfect week to use AOA if you are considering benching one of Son or King

  7. Kiwivillan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Zaha or Kane C?

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Even with DGW fever, I still wouldn't captain Zaha. Kane!

      1. T444
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Kane could do the splits in the FA cup

    2. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I'm going Zaha but Christ knows.

    3. HonestBlatter
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Get Negredo (TC)

  8. Cloggie
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Jaku
    Alonso Valencia Pieters
    Sanch Zaha King Alli (Fletcher)
    Rashford(c) Kane Lukaku

    Fletcher > Townsend (-4) and use AOA? OR HOLD? Wcing in gw 36.
    *repost*

  9. Junior ⚽
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    A) Heaton (MUN)
    B) DDG (bur mci) -4
    Cheers all

  10. mahone24
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    A/ play king, son or Ali
    B/ ibra to rashford / negredo (-4) bench one of he above three
    C/ Ibra + Heaton to ddg + rash / negredo (-8)

    Thought deadline had gone and was glad to miss it - now more time to second guess!!

  11. dhamphiir
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Play Mawson (STK) or Robertson (WAT)?

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Robertson.

    2. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Mawson. I'm playing Olsson over Baines

      1. mahone24
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Seconded

  12. Ghost86
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Play 1

    Grant (swa)
    Pickford (mid)

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Pick

    2. borat
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      grant

    3. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Butland will take away the choice.

  13. THFC4LIFE
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Just realised only have 2 players today red arrow incoming

  14. borat
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    guys what to do here
    grant(pickford)
    valencia walker baines (brunt , lenihan)
    sanchez alli zaha siggy sterling
    lukaku kane (crouch)
    1 ft 1.3 itb
    a) sterling to townsend, crouch to negredo for -4 (bench siggy)
    b) crouch to negredo , brunt to 4.5 for-4(bench siggy and walker)

  15. Sess!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Cracking game in the Scottish cup semi

  16. Jigger & Pony
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Play one:

    A. De Roon (AOA)
    B. Olsson

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      de Roon!

  17. The Red Devil
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero Mcauley
    To
    Negredo blind
    (-4)
    Yay or nay?
    WC available for GW 36

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Yay.

    2. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      WHo plays if you don't sell mcAuley?

  18. ILOVEBAPS
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Where can I find top 10% ownership stats?

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      At maybe 2.10pm we'll have everything.

      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Nah now! Wanna see Spurs assets %

      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers. And thanks for not being angry

  19. how now brown cow
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Lukaku captain.

    Going to be such a long gameweek when he fails.

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He won't. Ham are rubbish

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He won't. It is written.

      By me.

      Just now.

      1. how now brown cow
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        I wish I shared your confidence.

    3. andymck
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I don't have him and am terrified. Grass is always greener I suppose...

    4. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Good choice

    5. Peggi
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      1 goal in his last 7 games away worries me

      1. how now brown cow
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Exactly!

  20. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Daniels to blind for a hit?

    1. Jigger & Pony
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Do it

    2. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

  21. 8ball
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    repost -

    okay, final wc draft.. gtg?

    Pickford, Bravo
    Alonso, Bailly, Stephens, Yoshi, Holgate
    Sanchez, Haz, Son, Zaha, King
    Lukaku, Kane, Tekkers

    Lukaku, Tekkers, Zaha to Jesus (or Costa), Gabbi and Sane by dgw37

  22. Trae44
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Very tempted to swap the armband from Negredo to Rom, has the form and an unbelievable record against West Ham

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Me too! Eek!

    2. MTPockets
        7 years, 1 month ago

        He doesn't have the away form.

        1. UnitedFan
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          This

        2. Trae44
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          My only concern

      • Jigger & Pony
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Two fixtures, two starts, 180 mins, penalties, playing potentially two worst defenses, fighting for survival!

    3. Fantasyamateur
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Cech, Bailly and King vs DDG, Koscielny and Prowse? Is Bailly nailed on?

    4. Klip Klopp
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Play King (home to boro)
      Or Sterling (home to utd) ?

      1. Jigger & Pony
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        King

      2. DA Minnion (Former great)
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        King will score today.

      3. L'Aeroplanino
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        the King

    5. leo_messi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      For the rest of the season:

      A) Boruc
      B) Hennessey

      Thanks

    6. Mr. O'Connell
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Jonathon Taylor‏Verified account @JonathonTaylor1 54s55 seconds ago
      More
      #Boro team coach has just arrived. Chambers has travelled, Fabio & Bamford too. No sign of Valdes or Leadbitter. #Borolive

      1. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Lolford

    7. The Overthinker
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Captaining Alli.

      Time to hide

    8. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      There's only one sess

      1. Oven Glover
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Ryan?

    9. McQueen
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Any early news for teamsheets? Barragan is my concern.

      1. Rainer
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        At least you don't own Bernardo!

        1. McQueen
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Unfortunately we're gonna both see 0 points for them both. 🙁

      2. Mr. O'Connell
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        see above. Chambers and Fabio travelled.

        1. McQueen
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah I saw it thanks, talk about timing. 🙂

          Barragan dropped I guess 🙁

        2. Sess!
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          If Fabio travelled then barrgan could be out of team now friend fit too.

          1. McQueen
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Thanks mate, you don't think Ayala could be dropped instead of him, right?

    10. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Anyone else off to Wembley today? 🙂