Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 12

So we’ve finally seen the back of the international breaks.

That will come as relief, no doubt, to every Fantasy Football manager who dread such interruptions as windows for mundane Garden Centre visits, spent wistfully glancing at the latest scores from League Two.

Now only the FA Cup can disrupt the flow, granting us a free weekend early in 2018.

I suspect we may well be thankful for that particular interlude. Indeed, looking ahead to the schedule in front of us, we should be careful what we wish for.

From now until the next “break”, we will play out 11 Gameweeks. That’s the equivalent of our season progress so far, but spanning a period of just 46 days.

Stop and consider that for a moment. It seems both ridiculous and unfeasible.

I can’t recall such a tortuous schedule. While each Gameweek will blend seamlessly into another, creating an exciting helter-skelter period of our campaign, we surely have to question what this relentless procession of matches and decisions will do to our squads and sanity.

Injury doubts and suspensions will collide head-on, with Phil Jones’ current situation perhaps a stark reminder of what’s to come.

This is not a time to harbour delicate flowers, however vital they appear to our cause. Players like Jones who are nursed from week to week, managed and protected by their medical staff, should perhaps be marked as an endangered species.

We need to look at each member of our squad and question if they possess the resolve to get through this test.

Jones aside, I’m certainly looking at Eden Hazard and wondering just how many kicks and tumbles he can sustain in the space of seven days and still make it out onto the pitch. He seems almost guaranteed to be yellow flagged for Christmas.

Alongside this, we have to consider how our Premier League counterparts will approach matters. They will surely be tracking their squads, monitoring red zones and managing minutes.

The persistent anxiety created by Pep Guardiola’s teamsheet will almost be lost in a tide of uncertainty from all camps, as every manager undergoes an examination of their resources and shuffles the pack.

We can prepare by attempting to recruit the “untouchables”; those players considered so crucial to their respective sides that they appear almost “guaranteed” maximum pitch time.

Though no player, perhaps not even first-choice goalkeepers, will likely escape this spell without losing minutes.

Progressing with Kevin Long in our dressing room looks folly, while we can retain Tom Carroll, but have to be content to field him.

We’re going to need a bench that can help us weather the impending storm. And ideally, it needs to be stocked with players that are not only active, but who also promise points.

Fantasy Football will demand our full attention. We face six weeks of scouring team news, analysing selection trends and collating any clues that are dangled.

So leave the decorations in the loft. Prepare partners now and explain to the kids that Christmas is off. At least until you’ve figured out what to do with Chancel Mbemba.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Davies, Kola and Kane all present. Might actually get XI out this week for once!

  2. Fozzyb34r
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    El Capitan Hazard to get a brace today.

    1. POZZY
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      touche.

    2. Tshelby
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Sure if he assistes Morata

      1. Fozzyb34r
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        3-0, hazard to score a brace and set up Morata, I'm not asking much

        1. Tshelby
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          Ha sounds good for me (c) morata here! JUst asking for 1 goal and assist

    3. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Away game

      1. Fozzyb34r
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        West Brom at home = 1 win, 3 draws and 6 losses in their last 10

    4. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      A brace of assists on Moratas head.

  3. beetlejuice
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    How many points do you expect from Richarlison this week?

    1. Tshelby
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      2

    2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      15-24

    3. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      2 (owner)

    4. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      1, just bought him for a hit

    5. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      45

    6. yakirh
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      10

  4. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Who would you rather spend an evening with?

    A) Piers Morgan
    B) Lord Sugar

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Steamy threesome an option?

    2. beetlejuice
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Captain Morgan

    3. Simon March
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Piers Morgan once cut in front of me in the queue at JFK airport security. I haven't forgotten.

    4. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Watching their banter yesterday was oh so delightful

    5. Midlands Saint73
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      A) Provided after dinner entertainment was digging his own grave.

    6. Hairy Potter
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Both seem unbelievably annoying, but maybe Sugar might be more interesting to talk to. Failing that it would be more fun winding up Sugar, simply by calling him Alan, whereas Morgan has the hide of a rhino.

  5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Not sure if the FPL sever can handle Ibrahimovic being available.

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      haha

    2. el polako
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      FPL servers are based in Ibrahimovic's basement.

  6. Numb
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    It's a shame that Eriksen is no longer an option at that price, playing in CM

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      😎

    2. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Good meme

  7. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    UPDATED

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      ban

      1. the snazzy viking
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Oh wait it actually is updated 😆

  8. Chucky
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Updated

  9. Emiliano Sala
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Updated

  10. lordkippe
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Predictions :

    Arsenal - Spurs 1 - 1 ( Kolasinac + Kane )
    Bournemouth - Huddersfield 3-0 ( 3*Daniels )
    Burnley - Swansea 1 - 1 ( mee + Abraham
    Palace - Everton 3-1 ( Zaha *3 + Dann OG )
    Leicester - City : 2-1 ( 2*Vardy + Sterling )
    Pool - Soton 2:1 ( 2*Salah + Firmino OG )
    WBA - Chelsea 0:3 ( 3* Haz )
    Manu - Castle 0:1 ( Elliot )

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Those aren't actual predictions that's you hoping fantasy assets will pull through and not punish you too much.

      1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Nevermind I took it serious until i saw the Elliot goal, apologies XD

    2. mcrayeps
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I can guess your team here

  11. mcrayeps
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Aguero C Sane VC
    Kane Bavies benCh
    Otamendi Stones start

    How many points will i get?

  12. CloudSky
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    UPDATED

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Dingo?

      1. CloudSky
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        You wish.

  13. Differentiator
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Today is the day that Eriksen finally scores a direct FK

    🙂

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Probably. Cech is easier to beat than a traffic cone.

    2. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      This statement struck me to my core. I feel it is prophetic. Please no.

  14. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Mine still hasn't updated.

  15. Corgz Dark side of the Loon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Any news on Mane ???

  16. CFC96
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Mark has jumped on the scott dann bandwagon i see

  17. XabiAlonso
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Just read the preamble and I'm wondering about rotation. Surely the xmas period is when the Kevin longs of the game are more likely to pick up a few starts to give others a rest during this period more than any other.

  18. CFC96
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    jonty on the glen murray bandwagon

  19. Ha.
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    H2H rival has triple Burnley defence. Oh my.

  20. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    ML rival benched DeGea for Elliot 😎

    1. Differentiator
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Newcastle 1 - 0 United

      Elliot screamer from 90 yards

      1. Geordienufc1
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        I would love this.

    2. Fitzy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Says something about both of you I guess.

    3. mcrayeps
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Lol.. He must know something

  21. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Am I the only one on the Mike Smalling band wagon?

    1. ROSSI_7
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Already brought Smalling in on my WC!

  22. tambourineman
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Overall top 100 captains:
    Lukaku 25
    Aguero 22
    Salah 17
    Morata 13
    Kane 12
    Sane 4
    Firmino 2
    Silva, KDB, Mane, Richarlison & Valencia 1

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Nobody has Jesus.

      1. Woy_is_back
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Ditched him, us sellers will get punished.

    2. mcrayeps
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Didnt see many captaining aguero here.. Surprise he is second..

      Aguero (c)

      1. tambourineman
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Top 100 of FFS League captains:
        Lukaku 36
        Kane 29
        Salah 16
        Aguero & Morata 5
        Sane 3
        Jesus & Richarlison 2
        DDG & Vardy 1

    3. Fitzy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Surprised that Kane is so low.

    4. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Really hope the Valencia one is rewarded for his heroics.

    5. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Luka hatty would be nice

      Big red arrow this week and after that, series of green arrows 😛

    6. The Overthinker
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      When you are up there, go with the majority

  23. blog
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Foster

    Gomez | Cresswell | Davies

    Sane | Salah | Ramsey | Grob

    Firminio | Vardy | Morata (c)

    Subs: Elliot | Hegazi | Xhaka | Kiko Fermenia

    4.2 m itb

    already planning next week

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Firm to a real boy

      1. blog
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Kane i guess lol

  24. drughi
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Cmon Kaneeeeee(C)

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      this

  25. Woy_is_back
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    RMT

    Elliot
    Daniels Mee Kolasinac
    Groß Salah Sane Choupo
    Kane Lukaku(C) Morata

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      5-6/10

      1. Woy_is_back
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        That bad?

        1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          I hate big three up top

          1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 5 months ago

            It doesn't work

    2. Ha.
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Nah

    3. GE
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      5

    4. Wardinator
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      6.5/10

  26. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Filth jammy casuals are gonna run riot this GW 😮

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      They've spoon-fed their way to green arrows.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Every sodding week......real disadvantage to us pros.

    2. Patch
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Please expand on this statement?

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Filth.......jammy.........casuals..........are............gonna..........run...........riot...........this..............GW

      2. Team Cruel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        No point, casuals won't understand.

  27. GE
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Feels good to have played wildcard. Now I hopefully can relax next week and save FT

  28. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Got a feeling Arsenal will win today.

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Yep, 2-1

  29. The Royal Robin
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Good chance of TFM starting for Palace today?

  30. SilkySkills
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    sounds like rose has been frozen out

    1. FPLzebub
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Not a surprise. Davies was always going to start this match and Danny has thrown his toys out of the pram.