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Podcast October 25

The ScoutCast – Episode Eighty Five – Kolarluv

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Aleks Kolarov is a legend around these parts. Two seasons ago I backed the Serbian to shine, only to be left eggy faced as he City man huffed and puffed without impact. Now he’s back and this time it’s personal.

Having crashed the party with a 20-point haul in his last Etihad encounter, Kolarov is being lined up for a start this weekend and even Granville’s taking notice. Having ridiculed my affections for the player and gloried in his failings, the Mancunian has got himself a crush and he’s struggling to fight it off.

This week’s ScoutCast features a lot of Kolarlove, along with the supporting cast of regulars as Granville steals a mini-league march and starts to sound cocky.

Listen in on the Serbian swooning via this link, or stream the episode via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    WOW. Downing LOOL

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  2. Chris_White
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Downing

    Now I have seen it all.

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    1. hillbillypete
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      have you seen a needle that winks it eye?

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        have you seen a guy suck his own c***k?

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        1. Chris_White
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          🙂

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        2. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          i was drunk..i forgot the webcam was still on

          *sigh

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    2. Cantona90
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

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  3. Screaming Midget
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Best defender to swap Gibbs out for a FT?

    Defence is: Ridgwell Gibbs Baines Lowton Nelsen

    Maybe Wilson of Stoke?

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    1. crystalpalaceRus
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      go for it

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Have you got Begovic?

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        1. crystalpalaceRus
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          no

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    2. Screaming Midget
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Yeah I have Bego... but think it's worth chancing a double on.

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      1. duffnasty
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        assuming you keep wilson then you would be chancing the double every week going forward. might work out, might not. if you want arse cover for qpr game then if you have the bank verm, if not, sagna should be back in the mix this weekend.

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    3. Mílanista
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      There is a superior left back available at a similar price...

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        From Spurs?

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        1. Screaming Midget
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Negative 🙂

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        2. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          City of course 😉

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  4. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    ok lads, can anyone tell me how Lennon looked tonight? Did he come through unscathed?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Unscathed as far as I can tell. It felt like far more play was going down the left to me. Didn't notice much from Lennon apart from a few failed crosses, spurs were distinctly average.

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    2. Screaming Midget
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Nobody really played that well for Spurs. I don't think he did a great deal, but no signs of injury.

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    3. Scroobius Mac
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Poor but unscathed.

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    4. Crouch Potato!
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Average like the rest of them, thought Caulker was their best player.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        +1

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    5. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Cheers lads. it seems Spurs in general were average then. Still think I'll press ahead with Lennon in for Ramirez

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    6. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Totally unscathed...don't even think he'll need to wash his kit...

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  5. Dogba
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    No Newcastle players, no Tottenham players. Gotta do transfer within the next 10 minutes.

    A) Suarez -> Defoe (c)
    B) Suarez -> Ba (c)

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    1. wslnpt
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ba all day.

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      1. Dogba
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Really? If I went for Defoe, I'd go Defoe -> Ba in 2 weeks. But Ba seems safer since he was rested in Europa...

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    2. Midtable
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      why next 10? something I don't know about

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      1. Dogba
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        No, I'm just going travelling tomorrow early and will be gone whole weekend. So, gotta make up my mind pretty soon! Looking for some more input on Defoe versus Ba for the next two GWs.

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        1. Midtable
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Defoe has better fixtures....

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          1. Dogba
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Yeah.. Tottenham coverage feels like must-have next two GWs, while Newcastle coverage is must-have IN two GWs...

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  6. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    If GJ is really injured certain mr. Lolarov could come into my team. I can't believe what I am considering actually.

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Was considering taking a hit to do Gallas --> Kolarov but i'm short 0.1 oh well

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    2. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      And Facer report could really help us GJ owners now

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      1. Scroobius Mac
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Patience young Daniel.

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    3. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It's catching on quick.

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  7. Scroobius Mac
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    For all those who rememeber Applebonker's video detailing the 10/11 season of Kolarov - take heed.

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It'll be different this time

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    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      was very funny..you got it?

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      1. Scroobius Mac
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Taken down by youtube sadly.

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  8. Gravless wonder
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    whats the news on glen johnson

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      wait

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        he was checking his leg when going of on halftime and he didn't come back. He was excellent in first half too. Goal threat

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      2. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        are you buffering?

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        1. FPL Daniel
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I know one very good joke with buffering 😛 😀

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        2. blue cheese
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          😀

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  9. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    obertan scores then downing scores

    leon britton(c) this gw

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      If only I had him, it's probably worth a hit if I captain him = guaranteed 4 points

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    2. Crouch Potato!
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Just got both of them in to beat the rush!

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  10. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    OMG, just took a look at League 2 of the Tea League

    I ACTUALLY WON A MATCH

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Well done, it means so much winning a game in the LAWR leagues as they are so well balanced

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        7 straight defeats before that. i got 96 points in GW1 and still lost. This week I got 43. The joys/luck of H2H

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  11. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    damn it, same damn problem as last week. Can't decide between Berba and RvP for the armband. Went Berba last week and it failed.

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      ask me next time when u have rvp as option home to stoke. come on

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  12. Parm
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Lacina Traore, FIFA beast!

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      the guy is frigging huge

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  13. fatherted
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Downing bandwagon anyone???
    Well small child's scooter at least ??

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    1. Gravless wonder
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      reverse oop...no thanks

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  14. Terry Butcher's sneake…
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Need advice - who to buy:
    A. Morisson
    B. Lallana

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  15. Andy1
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Just seen the anzhi player traore coming on. He's massive! Like yaya on steroids

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      6'8, and 76 Pace on FIFA 😀

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        10inch c0ck too

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        1. HuttonDressedasLahm
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          That would look small on him!

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  16. hillbillypete
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Poll:

    Will Aguero start this weekend?

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    1. crystalpalaceRus
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      yes

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  17. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Goal for the racist!...........

    ........not that one, Emre for Athletico!

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  18. Stupendous
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Mata Bale Cazorla Yaya HBA

    Money!!!

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    1. hillbillypete
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Kone Lambert Ba

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  19. CRAZY TRAIN
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Captain options:

    Santi
    Bale
    RVP
    Ba

    Currentl on Ba. Anyone with me?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      If I had Bale i would captain him

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      1. CRAZY TRAIN
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Not convinced.

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    2. Stupendous
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ba all day, or safe with RVP...should be high scoring Chels v Utd match.

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    3. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I can sense New-WBA being a stalemate

      Chelsea-Utd on the other hand...

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    4. Andy1
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I have all but rvp.
      Currently, captain is bale, with Santi as vice.

      Why the ba love?

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      1. CRAZY TRAIN
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        The toon at home, full strength. Just fancy them this gw

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        1. Andy1
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          A rival of mine was saying he has done the same.mwas thinking maybe I was missing something

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      2. CRAZY TRAIN
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Also Andi1 - everytime i cap Bale it goes tits up

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        1. Andy1
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Don't captain him then. And then I will, and reap the benefits!

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  20. the Penman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Ok, who had Downing and Obertan FGS? Anyone?

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  21. Doolittle
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Andy Townsend saying that the playing out from the back way is not the right way to go. He's certainly got the pedigree and the tactical insight to question a style that's failed as badly as, say, the Barcelona/Spain model...

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  22. ksmith5666
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Issues now after today's news with my defence -

    Gibbs, Demel, Saylor, Cuellar, Baines

    Gibbs and Demel out according to news, Saylor a doubt as playing tonight, maybe Williamson will play on Sunday.

    Might take a gamble and go Gibbs to Kolorov!!

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      What's the back 4 tonight then?

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      1. ksmith5666
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Santon, Perch, Saylor, Ferguson

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    2. Andy1
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Do it

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    3. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      not good not good. I am thinking GJ to Lolarov too

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  23. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Come for a Kolarov bumpy drive. Picking up new passengers at a stop near you.

    http://www.showbus.com/p2010/bc2237.JPG

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    1. Scroobius Mac
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      haha

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It's going to end in tears!
      ..........however, with Demel out I may have to!!!!

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      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        'Tears' isn't a scheduled stop.

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      2. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Is this a serious move Granny? You reckon he'll start?

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      3. Parm
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Red Card this week :lol;

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    4. blue cheese
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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    5. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆 😆 😆

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    6. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      The bus to Hell... 😉

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    7. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Off to Doosra's now!

      http://vancouver.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/08/skytrainclosed2.jpg

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      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😆

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      2. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Typical. That's the rough end of town.

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      3. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😆 😆

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    8. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Genuine 😆

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    9. Zep
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      If you could guarantee me the same number of points as what's on the bus I'd buy a ticket for sure... 😉

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  24. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Young boys score again!

    Oooerr missus!

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      That name is just wrong...

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    2. Smarty Pants
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      That Bobadilla dude is quite a beast. Impressed me during his Mönchengladbach days a couple seasons ago.

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  25. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    😆 😆 😆

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152204910450150&set=a.10150355589185150.596241.788490149&type=1&theater

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      -1

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      cant see it

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    3. blue cheese
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      currently unavailable?

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  26. Andy1
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Why is Suarez such a c***

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Because he's much like you and me?

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  27. Sw££t Sci£…
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    How many points for this ramble:
    Bego
    Rafael Vertonghen Baines
    Walters Nolan Barfa Bale
    Tev(c) di santo Rvp

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    1. Andy1
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Between 8 and 75

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  28. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Colo on

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  29. Alan The Llama
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Gary Lineker has no idea why that man is counting his fingers.

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  30. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    will ba go up in price tonight? he is 92% on fiso but only 79% on totalfpl?

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Fiso is better than TFPL ATM.

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