Scout Notes

Scout Scribbles – At the Double

Wayne Rooney bags a brace and two assists as United win a seven-goal thriller in Germany. Djibril Cisse scores both of QPR’s goals to ensure they finish pre-season unbeaten, Danny Graham’s double takes his tally to five in two games for Swansea and Darren Bent also notches twice in Villa’s draw at Werder Bremen:

Hannover 3 Man United 4
Until last night, United’s pre-season was mainly based around their defensive solidity. Sir Alex Ferguson’s side had returned four clean sheets in their previous five matches and scored just three times but, inspired by Wayne Rooney, they overcame a 3-1 deficit with 25 minutes remaining to triumph in Hannover. Anders Lindegaard started in goal but was subbed off for David De Gea at the break after a mistake led to the hosts’ opener, while Michael Keane began the game at right-back at the expense of recent stand-in Antonio Valencia. Intriguingly, Shinji Kagawa was handed a central midfield berth, with Rooney partnered by Javier Hernandez up top and the trio all found the net in the 4-3 win. Rooney playing a part in all four goals – Hernandez scored the first after the former Everton man’s shot was saved before Rooney netted a 25-yard free-kick and penalty to draw United level. He then bagged another assist, setting up Kagawa to notch the winner; the Japanese star’s second goal in the last four matches.

Rooney had this to say on the contribution of United’s new acquisition…

“Obviously he’s a very clever player and with the likes of myself, Chicharito, Tom (Cleverley)… there are players there who are capable of getting on the ball and linking the play and it worked for us tonight.”

Meanwhile, Assistant Manager Mike Phelan was less enthusiastic, focusing instead on United’s alarming vulnerability at the back…

“It’s important we score goals. We can’t go into a championship and be struggling finding the net. We have progressed in that department, but we have to look at it from the point of view of how disappointing it was to give the goals away in the first place. We switched off…We look a team that can go forward and score goals, but we also look as though we can concede as well, and that’s not good.”

Man United Starting XI: Lindegaard (De Gea 46); Keane, Vidic (Valencia 73), Carrick, Evra; Nani, Cleverley, Kagawa, Young (Giggs 46); Rooney, Hernandez (Anderson 73).

Cardiff 4 Newcastle 1
Alan Pardew omitted the likes of Demba Ba, Papiss Cisse, Yohan Cabaye and Hatem Ben Arfa from the squad for the visit to Cardiff. Worryingly for the Magpies, the 4-1 hammering came with what was arguably their first-choice back-four on the pitch, while Ryan Taylor partnered Cheick Tiote in central midfield and Jonas Gutierrez was handed a role in “the hole” behind Shola Ameobi. Taylor was subbed off before the half-hour mark with his side already 3-0 down as Pardew looked to shore things up – clearly his game time is far from certain heading into next weekend’s game with Spurs. Ameobi pulled one back from the spot after Gutierrez was fouled in the box but Cardiff grabbed another as Pardew rang the changes to end Newcastle’s six-game unbeaten run in emphatic fashion.

As tweeted last night, Tiote suffered a calf strain in the match with Alan Pardew stating that he was now a concern for the weekend opener with Spurs, while Fabricio Coloccini was also nursing a knock…

“Chieck has a calf strain so we will have to monitor him. We are sweating on him for next Saturday…Colo also has a knock but I’m not sure how that is. He is due to travel to Argentina but we will have to assess him, too.”

Newcastle Starting XI: Krul; Simpson, Coloccini, (Williamson 46), S Taylor (Gosling 63), Santon; Marveaux (Vuckic 46), R Taylor (Perch 28), Tiote (Amalfitano 71), Obertan (Campbell 84); Gutierrez; Shola Ameobi

Fulham 1 Charlton 2
Prior to yesterday’s behind-closed-doors friendly, Martin Jol admitted the Fulham line-up would be similar to his XI for the Gameweek 1 clash against Norwich. Jol is still hopeful of adding Aaron Hughes to the squad, though, after he missed out with an ankle problem, while Hugo Rodallega recovered from injury to enter the fray as a second-half sub. Fulham began the game in a 4-4-1-1 formation with Bryan Ruiz tucked in behind Mladen Petric but Rodallega’s introduction for Alex Kacaniklic saw the Colombian shifted up front as Jol switched to 4-4-2; the alteration mean Ruiz dropped deeper to the right flank, while Damien Duff moved left. The latter scored his side’s only goal thanks to a Kacaniklic assist but two late Charlton goals saw Jol’s side taste defeat for the first time this pre-season.

Fulham Starting XI: Schwarzer; Riether, Hangeland, Baird, Riise; Duff, Diarra, Dembele (Sidwell 66), Kacaniklic (Rodallega 54); Ruiz (Frei 81); Petric (Briggs 81)

Norwich 0 MGladbach 2
Chris Hughton named the same starting XI that drew 0-0 with Hull in midweek – perhaps a sign of things to come ahead of the trip to Fulham. The former Birmingham boss employed a 4-4-1-1 again, with Robert Snodgrass in “the hole” behind Grant Holt, while at the back Marc Tierney and Ryan Bennett (both priced at 4.0 in Fantasy Premier League) continued at left-back and centre-half respectively. Snodgrass and Holt both had good chances to net but failed to beat the opposition keeper as Norwich’s woes in front of goal continued – they have now failed to find the net in their last three matches.

Norwich Starting XI: Ruddy, R. Martin, Turner, R. Bennett (Barnett 85), Tierney; E. Bennett (Surman 65), Howson (Jackson 85), Johnson, Pilkington (Morison 65); Snodgrass; Holt

Swansea 3 Stuttgart 3
With Scott Sinclair and Neil Taylor returning to the side for the first time since their summer Olympics duty, Michael Laudrup rolled out his strongest side for the visit of the Bundesliga outfit. While the Swans looked a little susceptible at the back – they have now conceded five in their last couple of matches – their offensive threat goes from strength to strength, with Danny Graham, in particular, stepping up in performance. The former Watford man has now netted in each of his last three games and, following on from his hat-trick against Blackpool, bagged a brace yesterday – his second came from the spot after Sinclair had been subbed off. Michu provided an assist, while Nathan Dyer returned an assist and goal; clearly, the Welsh club are in good attacking form going into a strong starting run of fixtures, with Graham – at 6.0 in FPL and 8.4 in the Sky Sports game – looking the pick of the bunch.

Laudrup certainly has faith in the former Watford man, tipping him for a strong goal return in his post-match comments

“I thought Michu and Danny (Graham) are already connecting well and if Danny can stay fit then I think he can score 15 to 20 goals in the Premier League next season.”

Swansea Starting XI: Vorm; Rangel, Chico, Williams, Taylor; Britton, de Guzman (Agustien 61), Michu (Schechter 72); Dyer, Graham (Gower, 80), Sinclair (Routledge, 61).

Reading 2 Crystal Palace 0
Chris Gunter made his first start at right-back since joining from Nottingham Forest after recovering from an ankle problem, while Ian Harte was given the nod on the opposite side of defence. With Jobi McAnuff missing out through injury, Garath McCleary took his place on the left flank and the summer signing provided the assist for his side’s opener after teeing up Pavel Pogrebnyak to slot home. Hal Robson-Kanu returned an assist for Adam Le Fondre’s second; the latter has also scored twice in his previous couple of matches and could well be set to start against Stoke next weekend, with Jimmy Kebe looking highly unlikely to recover in time from a hamstring problem. Danny Guthrie – earmarked by many Fantasy managers as a cut-price possibility ahead of the Royals’ double Gameweek 1 – was named man of the match for his display, with the former Newcastle man’s distribution from deep starting plenty of breaks on the counter for McDermott’s side.

McDermott expressed his delight for Pogrebnyak in his post-match comments, indicating that his front two look to be in the box seat for starting roles against Stoke…

“It’s important to get your first goal. He was unlucky first half, made a great run and Danny Guthrie played him in but he was unfortunate just to knock it over. We’ll save them for the League though. Both strikers worked really hard, and we got Noel and Churchy some game time as well, it’s important to get people on the pitch.”

Reading Starting XI: Federici; Gunter, Gorkss (Mariappa 76), Pearce, Harte; Robson-Kanu (Obita 84), Guthrie, Leigertwood (Tabb 80), McCleary; Le Fondre (Church 71), Pogrebnyak (Hunt 71)

Werder Bremen 3 Aston Villa 3
Paul Lambert’s side signed off on pre-season duties with a six-goal thriller at Bremen last night. Darren Bent was partnered by Andreas Weimann up front, while Brett Holman and Charles N’Zogbia were handed the wide roles and Villa already look a different attacking outfit from the one that struggled so badly under Alex McLeish last term. Bent bagged a brace, while N’Zogbia (who was on most of the set-pieces) provided a pair of assists – both look likely to pick up investment ahead of their decent opening fixtures, while Ciaran Clark’s second goal in the last four highlighted his threat from the back.

The Villa boss confirmed that Matthew Lowton was left out as a precaution after a knock on his ankle in training. Chris Herd and Nathan Delfouneso were carrying thigh strains and were also rested. Lowton’s absence saw Eric Lichaj at right-back, while Enda Steavens was again given the left-back berth, with Stephen Warnock out of favour. With Clark looking set to partner Ron Vlaar in central defence in the absence of Richard Dunne, there’s certainly an array of budget options available in the Villa back four for those willing to take the risk.

In attacking terms, meanwhile, Lambert was full of praise for skipper Darren Bent, emphasising his importance to the Villa cause next season…

“I think that is goalscorers – they like to live on that and I’m pretty sure this will do him the world of good…They are invaluable to you – these sort of players who can get a goal out of nothing and that is what happened. He has made a living out of that.”

Aston Villa Starting XI:: Given; Lichaj, Vlaar, Clark, Stevens (Bannan 65); Holman (Ireland 65), Delph, El Ahmadi, N’Zogbia (Gardner 77); Weimann, Bent.

Leicester City 1 Sunderland 0
Martin O’Neill has plenty to ponder as his side slipped to defeat in a match that saw them fail to score for the fourth time in six pre-season friendlies. With Stephane Sessegnon still sidelined with an ankle problem, Fraizer Campbell was again supported by Craig Gardner and the pair linked up early on, with Campbell’s header easily saved by the Leicester keeper. James McClean had an effort cleared off the line and a Seb Larsson free-kick hit the bar but the visitors lacked any real cohesion as O’Neill made seven second-half changes – forward reinforcements looks essential as the Black Cats prepare for next Saturday’s opening day trip to Arsenal.

With Phil Bardsley also missing most of the pre-season with injury, O’Neill was left lamenting his absentees in his post-match analysis…

“We’ve been unable to do that with Phil, who was absolutely flying at the start and then hurt himself and has missed all of pre-season…Sessegnon has come back and picked up an ankle problem, which we hope isn’t too bad.”

Sunderland Starting XI: Westwood; O’Shea (Egan, 75), Kilgallon (Meyler,46), Bramble (Cuellar, 46), Richardson (Adams, 75); Elmohamady (Larsson, 46), Cattermole (Knott, 80), Colback, McClean; Gardner; Campbell (Noble, 75)

Augsburg 2 QPR 2
Mark Hughes’ side finished their pre-season unbeaten after twice coming from behind to earn a draw. The QPR boss handed Ryan Nelsen his debut at the back and rolled out a 4-4-1-1 formation once again, with Djibril Cisse leading the line. The Frenchman hogged the headlines with a brace (Nedum Onouha and Junior Hoilett provided the assists) and also hit the bar from an Adel Taarabt cross; with a home game against Swansea on the horizon, he could well be quick out the blocks, given the Welsh club’s recent poor displays at the back.

QPR Starting XI: Green; Onouha, Ferdinand, Nelsen, Fabio; Mackie, Derry (Taarabt 46), Park (Faurlin 77), Dyer (Wright-Phillips 46), Hoilett; Cisse (Zamora 77)

Southampton 0 Udinese 4
Nigel Adkins’ men were taught a lesson by their Italian counterparts as Antonio Di Natale led Udinese to an emphatic victory at St Mary’s. Saints continued with their recent 4-3-2-1/4-3-3 formation, with Jay Rodriguez and Jason Puncheon flanking Rickie Lambert up front, while Nathaniel Clyne continues to look first-choice at right-back. Puncheon – as has been the case in recent games – was the main goal threat before making way just after the hour mark; he went close with a couple of efforts and also laid on chances for the likes of Rodriguez and Billy Sharp but the hosts’ finishing wasn’t quite on a par with their visitors.

Adam Lallana’s role continues to be pivotal, with Nigel Adkins acknowledging in his post-match comments that they have experimented with this through the pre-season – suggesting that they will keep faith with the 4-3-3…

“Pre-season is about working on things and that is what we have done…We have changed things all the way through with different combinations in the midfield – whether it was one or two bombing on, and we have moved Adam Lallana around throughout…It was the final game of pre-season and we have worked all the way through the campaign in a 4-3-3, implementing and improving different things so that we are now armed when we go into the Premier League with different ways to go and play and a mentality to go and win games of football.”

Southampton Starting XI: K. Davis (Gazzaniga 46); Clyne, Fonte, Hooiveld, Fox (Shaw 46); Schneiderlin, Ward-Prowse (S. Davis 46), Lallana; Puncheon (Guly 66), Lambert (Sharp 46), Rodriguez (Chaplow 80).

Malaga 1 Everton 0
Intriguingly for Fantasy managers, Steven Pienaar began in “the hole” behind Nikica Jelavic for last night’s trip to Malaga; Steven Naismith started on the Everton left, though the pair swapped positions as the match unfolded. The link-up play of Naismith and Pienaar was lauded in reports, while Jelavic offered the main goal threat; his share of set-pieces saw him fire a free-kick just wide and he also had an effort disallowed after being teed up by Naismith.

Everton Starting XI: Howard; Hibbert, Heitinga, Jagielka, Baines; Coleman (Anichebe 63), Neville (Junior 75), Osman, Naismith (Gueye 80); Pienaar; Jelavic (Barkley 82).

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1,580 Comments Post a Comment
  1. paraman
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    11 years, 9 months ago

    Is the general consensus for defence to own 2 class defenders and 3 good rotating ones?

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      i've got 2 class def and
      Williams for swanseas awesome fixture
      Hangeland becuz he's a steal at 5.0m
      and a cheap 4.0m (not decided yet)

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    2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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      I've got 5 rotating 😆

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      1. beric
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        Which 5 do you have, Brian?

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        1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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          Vorm,Rudd
          Rangel,Hughes,McCartney,Cuellar,Gorkss

          plan is to wc after gw4, I'll play rangel every game and rotate the other 4 between 2

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      2. Joga Bonito®
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        Brave, high maintenance stuff that Brian.

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        1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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          I've got a swans defender, who won't need to be rotated for the first 8 anyway...

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          1. Beavis
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            Except in the likelihood that their defence is utter shite this year?

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            1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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              well I'm only gambling on it for the first 4 anyway 😉

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    3. NATSTER
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      I've got 1 class, 2 of 5.0m, and 2 of 4.0m.. I like its rotation so far.

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      1. Joga Bonito®
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        11 years, 9 months ago

        Same, Ivan(who will change to Lescott) Colo, Hange, Demel, Gorkss/(nailed on RDG)

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        1. NATSTER
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          11 years, 9 months ago

          Same: Ivan (to Lescott), Hange, Demel

          I have Swan DF instead of Colo. FYI - he picked up injury last night.
          Last 4.0m spot still undecided.

          Who're your Gk? I'm on Friedel/Green atm.

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  2. Dark_Mata
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    11 years, 9 months ago

    is this so ridiculous?

    Fed (Friedel)
    Hang Rang Cole (Clark, Cuellar)
    Gerrard Bale Lamps Kags Carzola
    Bent Graham (Kane)

    Looks fun anyway 😉

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Wum?

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      1. Dark_Mata
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        11 years, 9 months ago

        wum? ?

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        1. Wild Rover
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          11 years, 9 months ago

          Wonderful, Unbelievable, Majestic

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  3. Heytch
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    11 years, 9 months ago

    just gotta put this out there...

    Do NOT get all the Pienaar love

    Discuss

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    1. Epic Fail
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      He had a good end of season last season, but apart from that, he has never set the world alight.

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    2. 4vets
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      He managed to drag my sorry ass into the top 10k last season. I'll give him a go 🙂

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      1. Heytch
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        11 years, 9 months ago

        fair enough reason vets 🙂

        Just not all too enthused about United home into VIlla away for a team renowned as perenniel slow-starters.

        I'm looking elsewhere. Trying to fix my habit this year of being such a transfer whore!

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        1. 4vets
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          The trouble is that I want him in my team for the fixtures after that but this Chelsea dgw limits transfers. I'm prepared to go with him.

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          1. Heytch
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            yep GW3 onwards looking quite ok aren't they.

            *shudders* at thought of having Everton player first 10 rounds 😀

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    3. Billy Gilmore
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      If you're a member, go to the comparison tool and compare him to anyone at that price.

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      1. Heytch
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        11 years, 9 months ago

        will do so right now... was talking more of fixtures for GW1, but cheers Billy

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        1. Fray Bentos
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          11 years, 9 months ago

          are you building a team for GW1?

          look to bring in players with good long term prospects, pienaar undoubtedly one of them

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          1. Heytch
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            tossing up early WC, but no... looking first 5 gws. seeing better value elsewhere than a non-goal scoring Everton player, but hard to oppose so many good judges

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        2. Billy Gilmore
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          Even compare him to the big boys. You'll be surprised.

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          1. Heytch
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            indeed looking good. I'm trying to avoid that price bracket and either going tick cheaper, or with a big boy. but you're quite right. appreciated

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    4. Fernando Torres
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      He is an assist machine

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    5. Sir_Dunc
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      I think you're forgetting that Everton's slow starts all came in season where they either had no out-and-out striker at all or no form striker. Now they have Jelavic, a deadly poacher up front who puts them away. Furthermore, Pienaar and Baines have fantastic movement down the left and, from what this post says, Naismith is at home in that midfield. Everton are offering some of the best value this season imo.

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  4. Demel
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    This is my question of the day. 9.5million to spend on 2 keepers -

    a) Foster/Begovic
    b) Sorenson/Begovic (bank 0.5m)
    c) Green/Davis (bank 0.5m)
    d) Other

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    1. beric
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      Szczezny + 4.0

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      1. Demel
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        11 years, 9 months ago

        Oooh now you tempt me. 100% nailed on for all games? What about the threat of him dropping a clanger or Wenger picking Fab?

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        1. beric
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          11 years, 9 months ago

          There is that risk, but I reckon he will play all the games.

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  5. Wild Rover
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    11 years, 9 months ago

    Why has nearly every team got Cuellar? It's not like Sunderland are that likely to give you a cs and there are many more £4.5 defs who at least give you a chance of some attacking points. Most 'meh' pick on here imo...

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    1. Doctor X
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      Sunderland are quite a good defensive team. Tightened up lots under MON. You've got to get some budget options in your defence. Cuellar and Hughes look the best options at that price. Rotated with Newcastle as well. So that's an added bonus.

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    2. Demel
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      Sunderland are normally a good shout for home clean sheets. I have the Saylor/Cueller 3rd defender role covered. My main worry was that he didn't start in the last pre-season game.

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      1. Doctor X
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        He played the whole second half. Not to worry. I'm going for Saylor and Cuellar too.

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
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          Sorry , missed this ^

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      2. GREENDREAMS11
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        Came on as sub in second half

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    3. JoeySamSam
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      +1

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    4. NATSTER
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      I was to ask a question about Cuellar.. What do people think if he's first-choice for MON?

      He missed last pre-season game though.

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    5. Sess!
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      I think we'll be decent defensively this season....well we'll need to be considering we couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!

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  6. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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    This kankle-wagon is reminding me of preseasons gone by!!

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    1. Demel
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      I have just fallen off the Kankle-wagon. Too worried by the presence of a little Columbian.

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    2. Podge
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      It's not so much the player as the response to him being mentioned yesterday, more of a wind up than anything but at least he'll play and get a couple of assists which for 4.5 isn't so bad.

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  7. Doctor X
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    11 years, 9 months ago

    9 years ago, on this day we signed Cristiano Ronaldo from SCP. *weeps a tear of nostalgia*

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  8. JoeySamSam
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    Hmm at the moment Ive gone for a Torres - Rooney - Tevez front 3, but Im not quite sure with Tevez, especially when Graham and Petric are in great form. Any suggestions? (however, Tevez is currently my only City attacking cover)

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    1. Ryan
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      I have the opposite. Tevez, Torres and Graham. However I desperately want Rooney. Conundrums for the both of us.

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  9. Mílanista
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    FFS SERIE A: MILAN PRESS CONFERENCE

    The usual mixture of journalists had gathered at Milan’s headquarters in Via Turati, the old men that had been arguing about football over their espressos for thirty years, the young men setting down that path and the beautiful young women employed by Mediaset. There were far more journalists than usual today, for this was a special occasion. 4Vetti had been dismissed after a disastrous campaign and today was the unveiling of the new manager.

    Adriano Galliani walked onto the stage but something was different. The usual glum expression on the face of this Uncle Fester lookalike had been replaced by a beaming smile. Everyone in the room knew why, he had secured the managerial services of the hottest manager in Italian football. After co-managing Italy to FFS Euro 2012 glory, every single club in Serie A had been queuing up to hire Milanista. “It was never in doubt” boasted Galliani. “We are Milan, the team with the most international trophies in club football. We made contact with Milanista a couple of months ago and he made it clear that the only team he wanted was Milan. I am very happy to welcome him to the Milan family.”

    Finally, the moment arrived. Milanista strode out with a cocky swagger. “I am delighted to take the manager’s position of this great club. Outside of Serie A there were teams around several of Europe’s top leagues interested. Wigan, Brest, Valencia, Fortuna Dusseldorf and Ajax all wanted a piece of me. While I would have enjoyed a piece of Brest, Milan are the only club for me.”

    Talk moved on to the clubs aims for this season. Milanista was typically ambitious on the matter. “The primary objective is to overcome the 19 other managers and top the league. Failing that I hope to qualify for Champions League football. We are seven time winners; the Champions League is in our DNA. It would be a catastrophe not to be playing in the competition.”

    Following the mega money sale of Thiago Silva and Zlatan Ibrahimovic and the summer departure/retirement of legends such as Inzaghi, Gattuso, Nesta and Seedorf it was clear that Milanista had some rebuilding to do. “Berlusconi has given me 100m to spend. I intend to buy 15 players to grace the San Siro.” A collective gasp went around the room at the prospect of so many new faces coming in. While he wouldn’t reveal names, the manager said that many of the acquisitions would be foreign. “I am getting players of many nationalities, a Japanese, an American, an Ozzie, a Dutchman, an Argentinean, some Spaniards, many English and even someone who plays for Barbados.” A look of longing appeared on the manager’s face, “I am also interested in a certain Serbian.”

    Milanista then offered the journalists the chance to ask questions before the conference concluded. Various asinine questions were asked by the hacks. The conference was about to end when Milanista was asked for his opinion on his fellow managers in Serie A. Milan’s press officer was suddenly looking very uncomfortable and tried to deflect the question but there was no stopping the new manager from shit stirring as his mood suddenly changed and he descended into a rant.

    “There are some top managers in the league but let’s face it, I’ll beat them all! Daniel thinks he’s all that after his 14th place finish but that was back in 2010/11 and the game has clearly driven him insane since then.

    Mark may be the FFS Overlord but he’s in charge of Palermo, what sort of men run around a football pitch wearing pink? His team will inevitably get let down by Moses. When it comes to this match I’ll ask Granville for advice and do the opposite. This seems to work.

    Forca will do something stupid like captain Suarez over RVP and try to justify his decision by talking about each player’s farting ability. That will be his downfall as usual.

    Reinaman is too busy taking pretty pictures to concentrate on running his team.

    RoysCallerAnne shouldn’t be managing a football club anymore. That old fart has gone senile, he makes Trapattoni feel young.

    I have a special plan to deal with Isacki. All I need to do is convince him a few weeks before our match that Kelly is a good valour option. Things will all go up in flames for him after that.

    As for Menly, that drunk will be the easiest of the lot. Milan travel to the Stadio Friuli GW4, we all know that Menly doesn’t get going until GW5.”

    Milanista abruptly stopped the verbal attacks. “I cannot wait for the new season to get underway. Next week we face Sampdoria, Megatron won’t know what hit him.”

    The press conference ended with many of the journalists still in shock from the barrage of abuse let out by the new manager.

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      That's a massive presser.

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      1. Mílanista
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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        I just read this on the FFS UEFA site "If the press conference is long, please avoid posting it on FFS and post it directly on here in the comments section"

        Oops...

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Meh.

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    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Good stuff as per usual. 😀

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Love it 🙂

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    4. Sigga -Cardiff City-
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      top read!
      whose this serb ur after?

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Kolarov...

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Everyones waiting for me to write one

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          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            I wouldn't say everyone 😛

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            1. Damo.
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 9 months ago

              ^^^

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      2. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Not the one in your grav 😉

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    5. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      loved it

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      1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        btw can i get the council's site please?

        forgot to bookmark it

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          1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            thx

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    6. blue cheese
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Lovely stuff! 🙂

      I didn't know Mark is in it as well.

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    7. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Excellent... I actually enjoyed the length, so to speak!

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    8. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I need to get SAFC's prepared!

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  10. Dark_Mata
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    bent or tevez?

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    1. Pinoche
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Bent.

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Who are your front 3 Aatish? Are you getting RVP?

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        1. Pinoche
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Not yet.
          Atm it is Aguero Torres and Pog 🙂

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          1. Piggs Boson
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            Nice, not Bent then 🙂 I was just wondering how to fit Bent into a balance team, it's a challenge. Do you have Swansea attacking coverage?

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            1. Pinoche
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 9 months ago

              😀
              I've got Michu ..

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    2. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Tevez. Bent is just too expensive for me. I see Petric and Graham as just as good a choice as Bent but 2.5m cheaper

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      1. Heytch
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        nooooo surely not? Bent is a 1.5mil price drop and getting an attacking manager on board and some fitness back. Petric and Graham play for wrong sort of sides to compare favourably

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        1. The Finnisher
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Agreed, and I certainly dont see Graham and especially Petric grabbing 20 goals.
          Bent, under Lambert, I definitely can.

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    3. The Finnisher
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Bent.

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    4. Willis.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Get Bent!

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    5. Midtable
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I'd rather have defoe than Bent

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  11. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Best nailed on 5.0mid?

    (apart from Noble, Maloney, Kacanikilc?)

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    1. Dark_Mata
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      robson-kanu

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      1. Specialist
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        If he plays, he's an option. I'm becoming less and less sure that he will though.

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    2. Demel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Puncheon (and save 0.5m). I have him and Taarabt rotating the final midfield position.

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    3. Specialist
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Gibson or Guthrie maybe.

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      1. blue cheese
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Gibson injured, mate. Didn't play yesterday and ruled out of ROI's friendly on Aug 15th. Doubtful for Gw1.

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        1. Specialist
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Ah, so he is!

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    4. blue cheese
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Rodwell.

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Is he fit?

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        1. blue cheese
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Must be. Not sure.

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          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            Didn't play though?

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              1. Billy Gilmore
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 9 months ago

                I'm interested but I'll likely have Pienaar and that would be overkill.

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Puncheon is a name I would like to discuss. The Southhampton lad dissapeared this morning before I could catch him

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        1. blue cheese
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          True.

          £4.5m and looks to be attacking as well.

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            Its whether he is nailed on or not, it seems with Lallana's position change he is getting gametime now, which he didnt last year in the Champ

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  12. berbarotica
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    after much deliberation and endless teams im going with federici cole clichy lescott onuoha kagawa valencia pienaar rooney aguero pogrebnyak
    with green allen clark and britton on the bench.
    not falling for the Torres trap although worried that valencia might start at RB

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  13. Mid-Table Obscurity
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    been doing a lot of tinkering today. rmt if you dont mind please lads

    Green, mignolet
    Vidic, ivanovic, lescott, mccartney, gorkss
    Mata, nani, bale, noble, kack
    Tevez, torres, graham

    0 in the bank. Two transfers gets one of the big dogs up top, easy. Or not?

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    1. Dark_Mata
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      nice. like Nani in there

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    2. Joggers Nipple
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      vidic, ivan and lescott too much imo

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      1. Mid-Table Obscurity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        how would you redistribute the cash with a cheaper defence? the reason i have vidic in there is because i dont want to suffer post de gea rotation stress

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        1. MJ6987
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          United defence is not good value at the moment IMO.

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    3. BootlegRascal
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Very nice team tbh. I'd prefer 1 less big defender, and a better player than Noble. Nevertheless.

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  14. Dark_Mata
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    its gone from ridiculous to being something i'm liking now... still would like to get Michu in, but have Graham...

    Fed (Friedel)
    Hughes Rangel Cole (Clark, Cuellar)
    Gerrard Bale Lamps (c) Kags Carzola
    Tevez Graham (Kane)

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      That midfield is heavy...very heavy...

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      1. Dark_Mata
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        i know! funny isnt it!

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        1. Parm
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Downgrade Stevie G, Kags, & Corzola, get in Rooney and a Chelsea defender..

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    2. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      could actually do really well...

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      1. Mid-Table Obscurity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        45.5 in midfield 🙂

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      2. Dark_Mata
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        could being the operative word there, but yes, most of the MF's play behind the striker, plus it has 2 goal scorers up front and a decent back line... its actually quite interesting

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    3. Demel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      That is the worst strike force I have seen. FPL is largely won by captaining the correct heavy hitting striker. You have none.

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      1. Dark_Mata
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks for the lesson. It did actually begin as a joke, but it has merit. Tevez is a pretty heavy hitter if you ask me and i think hes a dead cert starting. graham gets plenty of goals and can switch to borini and petric quite easily. its not actually that bad. you could for instance captain aguerro who you no doubt have, and he'll get benched?

        anyway, it was only a 'look and see' not something i'll end up with.

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        1. Demel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Ah ok. I should have guessed from the inclusion of Kane. The worrying thing is that I have seen worse teams!

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    4. Pinoche
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Like the Gerrard punt 🙂

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  15. ramones
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    wadya guys think? quick RMT fellas

    friedel (green)

    williams - rioferdi - lescott (tierney - gorkss)

    de guzman - lamps - taarabt - bale (obertan)

    rooney - kun - pogs

    got 1M left.. who's best to upgrade??

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    1. Demel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Pogs->Graham
      Obertan -> Marveaux

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      1. ramones
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        thanks! i'm gonna stick with pogs for GW1 and replace with graham onwards.

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        1. Demel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          I have no arguments with that. I would look to upgrade De Guzman-> Michu possibly by downgrading Green to a £4mil keeper.

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  16. The Blind Badger
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Hey guys, tried a team with a balanced defence and a real heavy mid, can i get a rate on this?

    Schwarzer, Green

    Hangeland, S.Taylor, Rangel, Boyce, Cuellar

    Bale, Yaya Toure, Lampard, Carzorla, Kagawa

    Torres, Petric, Graham

    0 in the bank

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    1. ramones
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      i wouldn't put that much $$ in midfield.

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  17. Shakhtar Senseless
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Federici (DDG)

    Clichy Cole Demel (Cuellar, Clyne)

    Mata, Bale, Pienaar, Guthrie (Noble)

    Rooney Aguero Graham

    What do you guys think?

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    1. ramones
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      all iz well!!

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  18. Motta!!!!
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    ok i think im happy with this
    jaas federici
    hangeland cole cuellar demel clyne
    bale lampard pienaar larrson noble
    torres auguero graham
    3.0 left - 2.0 to get rooney
    all good? thoughts?

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    1. Motta!!!!
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      good badd?

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      1. Demel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Fine - generic. Nothing more to say.

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  19. Dark_Mata
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    too much Pienaar love...

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    1. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      like him more than larsson/mcclean with their lack of a decent striker and inability to score. i'm waiting until sunderland sign a striker before i seriously consider them two

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    2. Midtable
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Fellaini could be a nice alternative

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  20. gangnamstyle
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Hi guys pls feel free to join my league!! 44026-15083 is the code!!

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    1. Dark_Mata
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      no, cant make me.

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      1. gangnamstyle
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        you don't have to . if u don't appreciate then don't join I'm not forcing u idiot

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          +1

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        2. Dark_Mata
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          it was a joke dick head

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          1. Fray Bentos
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            its amazing what can be accomplished by ending an ironic comment with 😉

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            1. blue cheese
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 9 months ago

              +1

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            2. Dark_Mata
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 9 months ago

              but it wasnt ironic, just petulant 😉

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  21. Tmel
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Right had a fairly significant tinker and I’m happer now. On paper would prefer Yaya & Noble to be 2 6.5 mids but I want more City coverage than just Aguero for Soton/QPR, after that (especially with Silva back) will probably aim to make that change. Thoughts?

    DDG Fed
    Cole Taylor Cuellar Clyne Hughes (if fit)
    Mata Kagawa Yaya Noble Kankles
    Kun Rooney Graham

    GW 2: Mata > Bale
    GW 3: Cole > Lescott (assuming Agger isn’t signed)

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  22. domski
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Please RMT

    Federici - De Gea
    Clyne - Cuellar - Demel - Clichy - Cole
    Bale - Mata - Pienaar - Maloney - Larsson
    Graham - Aguero - Torres

    0 in the bank and no man U coverage, risky?
    Also who to captain?

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    1. Dark_Mata
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      got to c Torres

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    2. Shakhtar Senseless
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      We have the same team apart from Torres.

      Are you happy with the defence?

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      1. Sigga -Cardiff City-
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        great gravatar!
        Oh, Indeed

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        1. Shakhtar Senseless
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Cheers man

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  23. keith
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    How about this for GW1

    Al Habsi
    Cole McCartney Mariappa
    Lamps Pienaar YaYa Noble
    RVP Torres Aguero

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    1. Joggers Nipple
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      pretty good, shy to show subs?

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      1. keith
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Begovic Maloney McCartney Tierney

        Crap defence but hope it will be worth it for points up front now RVP may not go

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        1. Joggers Nipple
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          mate thats an ok team!

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    2. Specialist
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Get Gunter or Gorkss for Mariappa and it'll be better.

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    3. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Very nice.

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  24. Jessbek
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    First timer, am just looking for thoughts,feedback and/or tips?

    Federici
    Hangeland - Ivan - Lescott
    Bale - Hazard - Kack - Maloney
    Rooney - Graham - Aguero

    Friedel - Cuellar - Clyne - Noble

    🙂

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    1. Specialist
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Decent, if not a bit generic, team. Hazard is perhaps a risk though, as are all Chelsea's attacking mids.

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    2. Joggers Nipple
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      nice team, have aplan for the chelsea players out. Hazard to kagawa for gw3?

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    3. Demel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Maloney/Noble/Kac is too week for me. I would look to upgrade 2 of them to 6-6.5mids.

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  25. kingluis
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Reading's most likely back four for first matches?

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    1. Specialist
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Gunter, Pearce, Gorkss, Harte

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    2. Demel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      The most likely is the last match back 4 - Harte Gorkks Pearce Gunter

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      1. kingluis
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        thanks!

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  26. Demel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    My grav likes Sky Sports 1 at the moment....happy memories!!

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  27. theoldgit
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    I've gone for the Krul-Mignolet goalkeeping option.

    Anyone else worried that Westwood started yesterday??????

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    1. Specialist
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      No, I think it was quite a weakened Sunderland side.

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    2. Demel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I was wondering why he didn't play. I wouldn't worry too much (unless he is injured) as it was the 3rd keeper who came on not Migs.

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  28. Ishaan-Do join my FPL leagu…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    So whats the verdict?
    Valencia staying at RB?
    Rafaels back mind you and Jones is getting better......

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      The situation is the same as always. Valencia will only play as RB in an emergency. Rafael, Jones and Smalling (injured for a while) are all in contention for the spot.

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  29. Heytch
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Le Fondre or Pog ?
    Figure 5.0 now for a DGW striker leaving 1.0 in the bank for an upgrade to Graham or Petric (have a look at them GW1) is the way forward

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    1. Specialist
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I'd say it's 50-50. Pog will probably get more game time, but Le Fondre's more of a goal threat, in my opinion.

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      1. Heytch
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        was hoping you were online 🙂 tnx mate... i know Le Fondre got the pen when Harte wasnt on pitch too... hmmm

        I definitely want 1.0 in the bank (at least) Gw1 and figure this is the chance to ALSO get a double gw. Just no idea out of those 2 what their total mins will be STO/che

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        1. Specialist
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Well, Pog will probably get most game time, as I say. Le Fondre was a bit of a supersub for us last year, so if anyone drops to the bench for the second game it'll probably be him. However, I think they'll both start against Stoke and Pog's the boring option 😛

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  30. RVP fc
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    RMT Can you see anywhere i can improve. Can decide between mata and Hazard. Who is do you think is the better choice?

    DDG-(Ruddy)

    Cole Fabio Hangeland -(Cuellar,Demel)

    Mata(C) Noble Bale Pienaar -(Maloney)

    Rooney Aguero Graham

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    1. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Just go for lampard and dump him afterwards

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    2. Pinatta
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      It's the same team everyone has, so probably good

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