Technical Area

Technical Area – Taarabt the Main Man for Harry

According to Harry Redknapp, it seems a strop in the Gameweek 16 clash with Wigan could be the turning point in Adel Taarabt’s 2012/13 campaign. While the Moroccan took unkindly to being subbed off during the draw against Roberto Martinez’s outfit, it afforded his new boss the chance to sit Taarabt down and, following an inspired piece of man-management, saw the playmaker lead QPR to their first win of the season with a 2-1 win over Fulham last weekend.

“He can be a bit of a nut at times but his heart’s in the right place. I had a good chat with him after I took him off [against Aston Villa] last week. He wasn’t in the best of moods and he didn’t behave in the best of ways. But I had him in my office on Monday morning and had a good heart-to-heart chat with him and he’s responded to that. I said to him, ‘don’t throw your arms up when you lose the ball, don’t stand with your hands on your head. Just get after the ball if you lose it, otherwise everyone sees you have made a mistake. He’s temperamental, he is the way he is, but he’s an amazing talent.”

With an arm around his shoulder, Taarabt was eased into a central role for Saturday’s London derby as Redknapp tinkered with his attacking options for the visit of Martin Jol’s side. As the maps below highlight, against Wigan (left), the Moroccan mainly received the ball on the right, whereas a weekend license to wander saw him crop up all across the attacking third, affording Taarabt the chance to influence matters from wherever he deemed fit.

Taarabt Wigan
Taarabt Fulham

Looking at Taarabt’s display against Fulham in comparison to his previous performances over the course of the season, it’s clear he’s stepped up another level. While his minutes per touch (1.1 to 1.2) and passed received in the final third (15 to 15.7) were almost identical, the Moroccan was afforded more time and space to affect matters further up the pitch – he had 44 touches in the final third, up considerably from an average 29.3 across his opening 16 Gameweeks.

Mins/TchTchs Final 3rdPass Rcvd Final 3rdDribblesSucc DribblesTchs Pen BoxShotsShots in BoxShot Acc
Taarabt GW 171.144157527042.9%
Taarabt GW 1-161.229.315.75.22.82.73.71.231.8%

Clearly, Redknapp’s words of wisdom seem to have bolstered Tarrabt’s confidence. He attempted seven dribbles against the Cottagers – up on his average of 5.2 – and more significantly, five were successful in the 2-1 win, almost double his previous average of 2.8.

Taarabt’s penchant for a long-range effort also seemed to move up a notch, too. Although he had just two touches in the penalty box last Saturday, he still managed seven attempts on goal; all from outside the area. Again, this was nearly twice his previous average of 3.7 and, filled with self-belief, his accuracy leapt from 31.8% to 42.9% – a clear indication that Redknapp’s words seem to have emboldened the Moroccan. Post-match, the player admitted the new man in charge has made all the difference:

“He is a peerless motivator. You believe you are the best player in the world when he talks to you. Before matches he is very strong. When you go on the pitch you fear nothing. At the end of the match against Fulham, he came to me to say, ‘I told you that you were as good as Berbatov’.”

Season So Far

While a Fantasy Premier League (FPL) haul of 51 points hints at a distinctly underwhelming campaign so far, Taarabt’s Opta stats indicate just how consistent his displays have been. Mark Hughes’ summer of spending may have left the R’s squad bloated and continually prone to rotation but Redknapp already seems to recognise the key to his side’s quest for survival is the man he sold to the Loftus Road outfit back in 2010:

“He can do things that nobody else can do. No one can do what he can do. He’s amazing. He nutmegs people and he goes past two or three and they’re hanging on to him but they can’t get the ball off him. But I never wanted to let him go at Tottenham, I was scared to let him go. I always felt he had a value even if he wasn’t starting. He can be a top, top player. He’s got ability like not many people you’ve ever seen in your life. He’s like Di Canio, who I thought was a fantastic player, one of the all-time greats at West Ham. This boy is the same.”

Creativity
Analysing midfielders who have started at least half of their respective sides’ games so far, Taarabt is fourth in our top five for “Minutes per Chance Created” this season. Only three players – David Silva, Juan Mata and Chris Brunt -have provided a key passes at a quicker rate than Taarabt’s average of 31.7 minutes. The QPR playmaker exceeds the rate of more established Fantasy favourites such as Santi Cazorla (33.5), Gareth Bale (40.1) and Eden Hazard (42.6), yet despite creating a total of 35 goalscoring opportunities for team mates – the sixth highest midfielder – has picked up just two assists.

Mins/ Chance CreatedTotal Chances CreatedAssists
David Silva26.6423
Juan Mata30.8366
Chris Brunt31.2252
Adel Taarabt31.7352
Samir Nasri32.2303

A cause for further optimism can be found in the display of Djibril Cisse against the Cottagers. Having been benched in the previous game, the Frenchman returned to the lone forward role and, while he failed to score, his performance suggests Redknapp’s words have boosted his confidence. Cisse fired eight shots last weekend and managed an attempt on goal with each of his five touches in the box against Fulham – he had previously mustered 21 efforts in the box from 38 touches and is clearly getting his shots away quicker. With Taarabt creating chances aplenty behind him, Cisse could be set for an upturn in fortunes, having found the net just twice this term.

Goal Threat
Once again, by reducing the midfield contenders to those who have started at least half their respective sides’ games, Taarabt is again amongst the most impressive when it comes to threatening the opposition goal. Indeed, he is the only midfielder to feature in the top five for both categories – a clear sign of his Fantasy potential and indicative of the type of talent Redknapp has on his hands.

Mins/ ShotTotal ShotsShots in BoxShots On TargetGoals
Adel Taarabt21.75114174
Gareth Bale24.25325256
Santi Cazorla26.75922227
Marouane Fellaini27.75142208
Jason Puncheon30.23521133

Over his 1109 minutes played so far, Taarabt has averaged an attempt on goal every 21.7 minutes – superior to any other midfield regular, with north London duo Gareth Bale and Santi Cazorla tucked in behind on 24.2 and 26.7 minutes respectively. What’s obvious, though, is his penchant for long-range efforts. While Taarabt has equalled Marouane Fellaini in terms of overall attempts, with 51 apiece, only 14 of his efforts have come from inside the penalty area – compare that to the Everton man’s 42 and it’s clear the Moroccan’s attempts have been more speculative in the main.

Nevertheless, Taarabt has managed only three efforts on target less than Fellaini, highlighting his greater accuracy – indeed, only Bale (25), Cazorla (22) and Michu (21) have registered more shots on target from midfield than Taarabt. When you consider the lofty company the Moroccan keeps across the key attacking statistics, his failure to produce the Fantasy returns is highly frustrating.

With Marouane Fellaini’s three-match ban forcing Fantasy to reassess their midfield options ahead of the weekend deadline, Taarabt has picked up plenty new ownership over the last few days. A kind FPL price tag of 5.6 has persuaded more than 28,000 to draft in the Moroccan, despite the fact he sits on four yellows – a booking in any of his next three will earn him an automatic one-match ban.

Even if he avoids the referee’s wrath, his upcoming African Cup of Nations duties means Taarabt will only be available for the next four (new, WBA, LIV, che) before he heads off to represent his country, though QPR could attempt to seek special dispensation to keep him for the Gameweek 22 showdown with former club Spurs. If he continues in the same vein as last weekend, though, Taarabt’s short-term acquisition could well be worthwhile over the festive period, with a 3% FPL ownership highlighting his differential appeal.

*The Technical Area is put together using the statistics and maps available in our members area. For access to such data and tools on every player, team and match of the 2012/13 season, and for exclusive members articles like this, click here for details.

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2,567 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone tempted with Suarez(c) this week? At home to an injury hit, out of form Fulham... And the old "being due" a goal or two...

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    1. False no.2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Hmm no...Liverpool far too erratic for me.

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    2. Blue-Ghosts
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      im looking at it

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    3. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I have him, Tev & RVP. I can't see further then Tev at the mo.

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    4. Super John McGinn-
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      tempted, however can't see myself not giving the (C) to Silva this week with how bad Reading are

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  2. Fantasy-er
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Would you agree that even if Mata isn't rested against Villa, he has a much bigger chance of being rested in the coming weeks than Bale, Silva or Walcott?

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes.

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    2. False no.2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes. It is the Benitez way..

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    3. skodaole2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      1 game at most, Chelsea cant afford losing points. i agree for Bale(if fit) and Silva but not Walcott

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  3. Bøwstring The Carp
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Right lads 20 mins or so to go 😉

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

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    1. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Till what exactly? still 11 hours to go no?

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  4. Waldaz
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    RvP approaching 13.9m... What's the record price for a player?

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    1. davoak
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      henry was 14 mill

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  5. LOCO ABREU
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Any news on Ridgewell?

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    1. mattyrobinson
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      We'll probably hear in the press news tomorrow.

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  6. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I have come to one conclusion for this GW

    Captaining any City player bar Yaya or Silva is a huge risk.

    Yaya is nailed on to play 90 minutes unless injured

    Silva doesn't do cameos, he either starts or doesn't play (he had 2 cameos in the first 4 weeks but I believe that was mancini easing him back after the EUROs)

    Any other player is a risk due to the potential risks of an early sub/late cameo

    Despite that, the rewards potentially on offer by captaining a City player are too great to ignore, and thus one really should captain them. If you are not gonna captain them for a home game v Reading why bother owning them?

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    1. Blue-Ghosts
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      which side are you on!?? Come and join me in the "Dzeko will start" club

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I only have 1 City player... Silva

        Dzeko will cause you problems after this week.

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    2. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I agree. I am taking that "huge risk" with Tevez (c). I've been crap anyway so there's little to lose 🙂

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        +1

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      2. Nomar
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        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I don't think Tevez is a risk at all to be honest with you.

        City at home will be rampant and Mancini knows this is his best chance to bridge the goal difference with Man Utd. I think both Tevez and Aguero will start.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Lots of talk that Mancini sees this game as his best opportunity to rest some his big players. Thus if Czeko does start one of Aguero or Tevez will sit.

          Bridge the gd? The gd is 1 in United's favour, not exactly insurmountable last last season's

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    3. Viper
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Tevez (c). I know the risks, I also know the rewards.

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    4. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Everytime I've captained Tevez he's done me proud. Also I have one of those 'gut feelings' although it could be the box of shortbread I just finished...

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      1. Viper
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        +1 (- the shortcakes..)

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      2. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        😆

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    5. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Well that argument of 'If you are not gonna captain them for a home game v Reading why bother owning them' can't really be used with Yaya.

      Yaya is a terrible captain choice going by his stats...

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        well yeah, that maybe true. You could argue that captaining Silva is a risk. Last season he usually delivered 6 or 7 points a game, very rarely did he return double figures, and he's not at that level this season... yet. Maybe the post should have just read, captaining a City player is a risk.

        But I'm still captaining Silva

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Yeah but you are being too ambitious and are hung up on what your captain should return. 6/7 points doubled constitutes a success to me. Double figures are a bonus and are usually achieved through bonus points or a particularly outstanding performance (i.e an explosion)

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    6. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'd rather captain RVP or Walcott over Silva or Yaya any day

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    7. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Just read the article on Taarabt. I usually like my mids to have more shots/touches in the box. This is one stat for which he lacks. He does create a number of chances but there is a lack of QPR finishers. Cisse/Zamora are hardly prolific.

      I was thinking about selecting him, but now i am not so sure. Might take a pass on this one!

      Any do my fellow deadzoners think?

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  7. Conrad.
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Sit Benteke, Jelavic, or Puncheon this weekend?

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    1. Squeakybumtime
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      rest of your team? hard to bench any of them?

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      1. Conrad.
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        rest of Front 7 will be Michu, Caz, Haz, Bale, and Nando.

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        1. Squeakybumtime
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          tough call.

          Based on value alone you should bench punch, you cant have Jelavic on the bench, and on form Benteke cant be benched

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    2. floydy_floyd
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Bentekkers

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  8. Parm
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Have fun guys, night.

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Night Parm!

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  9. Blue-Ghosts
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    so the general feeling from everyone on here regardless of who plays is man city will score 4+ goals past reading

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    1. Conrad.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      i'd say 3. maybe not 4.

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    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes.

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    3. False no.2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'm going for a tight 1-0 victory. Goal from a set piece in 84th minute. Scored by Lescott.

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  10. Ragabolly
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Zabaleta Or Nastasic, who is more nailed on for the Christmas period?

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Nasty

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    2. Mavric Marco
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Nasty Boy

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    3. Smakies
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      nasty

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  11. Göz
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Kolarov IN. Rafael OUT.

    Kolarov (c)

    Season defining moment right here

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Aaah well, good luck next season. Don't be down hearted!

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      1. Göz
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        😉

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    2. Mavric Marco
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Good luck, could be epic....or could be epic fail

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      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Me?

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    3. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I love you.

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  12. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Snodgrass -> Silva worth a four point hit this week?

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    1. McSauce
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      im in the same dilema snodgrass currently on my bench!

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    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I would say yes but what do I know!

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    3. Mavric Marco
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Hell yea

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    4. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Snodgrass has crap fixtures in next 6. City don't.

      No dilemma at all.

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    5. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Nope. Do it next week for free.

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  13. McSauce
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    would tevez and aguero be nuts??

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    1. Kenny Dogleash
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      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      It's Reading, nothing is nuts

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    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Both probably won't start. I'm playing Mancini roulette and going for Tevez!

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      1. McSauce
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        viper what were your two subs?

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        1. McSauce
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Silva and tevez

          Silva and aguero

          aguero and tevez

          Best combo???

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          1. Viper
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            I have Silva & Tevez so i'd say them..

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        2. Viper
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          My 2 subs? when?

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      2. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Tevez on for 15 mins would probably bag you double figures against Reading.

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    3. Just One More Thing
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Absolutely.

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    4. False no.2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      You know how you can practice safe FPL play? Go for a bit of RVP action. Smooth.

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    5. Dial Square
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      certainly covering all the bases. Imagine if Dzeko and Balliotelli both started - this site would collapse!!

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      1. King Eric, in America
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        What a fantastic premise for a sitcom ...

        "What happens when a sloppy Bosnian moves in with a fastidious, hot-headed Italian?"

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      2. McSauce
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        haha you would have to just laugh cause everyone would be in the same both!!

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        1. McSauce
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          more chance of the world ending the ballotelli and Dzeko starting together with aguero and tevez on the bench

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  14. UnderstandablyDistraught
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Hoping Mancini let's him off the leash and allows Tevez to play every game. He's one of the best in the league when he's on his game and he needs to play. Fingers crossed

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    1. King Eric, in America
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes. Agree.

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    2. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      So says Aguerolicioius....

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      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        *too many vowels.

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      2. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Yes. You don't miss much

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          but Aguero served me well last year

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          1. 4vets
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Sorry, I was only being facetious 🙂

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            1. UnderstandablyDistraught
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              🙂 I got that

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    3. Mavric Marco
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Tevez and Kun SHOULD start sat together. If they will however is another thing. Manco's rotation may hit hard again. Thats why i'm playing safe and captaining Silva.

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  15. GlasgowFF
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Don't know why you are all discussing teams, the world ends tomorrow anyway.

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      It ended here already

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  16. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    just put 10k on the world not ending tomorrow 😛

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      😆

      Win win 🙂

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    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      You had a spare 10k 😯

      Can I borrow a tenner please?

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        no I don't, I gave him an IOU

        If i win, he just gives me the IOU back, if I lose? Well, how is he gonna claim it? 😛

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    3. mattyrobinson
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      at 1/10000? ha

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    4. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      But it is ending tomorr....

      😯

      What was that sound?

      What do you want from me?

      Oh dear god no...not in my eye!!

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      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Sounds like you've been picking up the soap again.

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    5. Mavric Marco
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Look up

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I assume you're referring to your post saying you're captaining Silva? So am I

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        1. Mavric Marco
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I ment about the Mayan Calendar "end of the world". 😉

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  17. False no.2
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Balotelli lone striker v reading, I reckon.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I hope so.

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      1. False no.2
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Reading cleanie written all over it.

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        1. Smakies
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          hahaha

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    2. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      *lonely

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I don't get the impression he'd like reading alone

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  18. Smakies
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    How is my team looking :
    hart
    enrique caulker clyne
    puncheon mata silva michu
    RVP(vc) aguero(c) berbatov
    subs: sterling cameron hughes
    I'm thinking of enrique to GJ but it is nuts ?

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  19. Fantasy-er
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Did Steve Clarke do his presser today, or is it tomorrow?

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    1. False no.2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      No matter. Keeps his lips tighter than a knat's arse.

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      1. Fantasy-er
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        He usually says when he has a particular player returning though, doesn't he?

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  20. False no.2
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    *gnat (i think)

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  21. Fantasy-er
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Mancini is making FPL players everywhere paranoid.

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    1. False no.2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      guy's a psycho. Balotelli spearhead, i'm telling ya. He'll be wearing a funny tribunal reference t-shirt underneath. After a couple of goals, he'll lift his shirt and it'll say 'case closed' or something...

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    2. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Not at all. I have 3 Citeh this week and am relaxed, It is a game after all and it should be enjoyable. The highs and lows make it so 🙂

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        3 City?

        Tevez, who and who?

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    3. Smakies
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Man city's starting eleven agaisnt reading :
      pantilimon
      maicon lescott toure kolarov
      garcia barry
      milner sinclair

      dzeko balotelli

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  22. Dynamic
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Oh Jesus! I'm still alive 😀

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    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      11 hours to go.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        really? waiting for the world to end is really trying my patience 🙄

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        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Mine ended:

          A) GW 4
          B) When I got married
          C) The birth of my son
          D) Today

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            E) sorry about that mate

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            1. 4vets
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              The uncertainty... 🙁

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          2. Dynamic
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Why gw4?

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            1. 4vets
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              Sterling out for Guthrie 😳

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          3. Epic Fail
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Your world came to an end in GW12 going by your history :O
            What happened. You were doing so well. 🙁

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            1. 4vets
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              As in all areas of life, shit happens.

              Onwards and upwards!

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      2. Pea Soup
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I'm gonna have an early lunch. Can't take that on with an empty stomach

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    2. Pea Soup
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Doesn't it end at 11:11?

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      1. Dynamic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I've set my alarm for 11:15 tomorrow :/

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      2. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        11:11:11? I wonder how they came up with that number

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Probably using the same "logic" they used to decide the world's ending in the first place 😉

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    3. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Jesus? WTF? 😉

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        At least you can still log on to FFS from heaven 🙂

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      2. King Eric, in America
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Oh Bolon Yokte-bolon yokte k'u! I'm still alive 🙂

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        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Biggest 😆 ever!

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          1. King Eric, in America
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            :mrgreen:

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  23. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I know this may shock many people but I can confirm that the world hasn't ended in Ireland.

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'm still under the table. I have no idea about Essex but I suspect it ended quite a while ago.

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        😆

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      😯
      It has in Australia

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      1. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Finally 😉

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Haha touche! 😛

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      2. Zep
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        LIES!!!

        Although I didn't think the waves got that big here...

        ... 😯

        ARGHHHHH...

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    3. Smakies
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Well in Canada , nothinh has hapenned yet ! maybe it,s because it's only 7 o'clock

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    4. King Eric, in America
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I was pretty certain it had already with a double swipe from On-Ree's despicable, cheating hand.

      My bad. Glad you guys are still around.

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        That's not very festive

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        1. King Eric, in America
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          He should be ashamed, I agree. But he did apologize afterwards ... so it's all good?

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          1. UnderstandablyDistraught
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            he might get a bad pint if he ever showed up

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      2. Captain Shirokov
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Oh no, the handball didn't end our lives, just our hopes and dreams.

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        1. King Eric, in America
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          🙁 Truly heinous. That will indelibly mark his career, not that that does much for Ireland.

          I promise you if I ever run into him here in NY that I'll shout "Éirinn go Brách" and pinch him.

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          1. Captain Shirokov
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Good man yourself. 😀

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    5. The buck stops with me
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      It may as well have with our government

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    6. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      we're still all screwed 🙂

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    7. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      The Mayan Calendar (South American time) hasn't ended yet. Give it another 11 hours.

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    8. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Surely if Harrisson Ford can save the Universe from Nazi's and the death star, he can save us from a faulty calendar

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  24. The King
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is Frank Lampard's 284 points the highest FPL points tally ever?

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    1. King Eric, in America
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Henry or CR7, I'd imagine.

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I think Ronaldo might have beaten that.

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        PPG was probably better but fatty has the crown for overall score I believe

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Ah, fair enough, I was just guessing.

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    3. Blue-Ghosts
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      think so

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    4. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Not after RVP this tear 😎 😉

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      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        *year.... ugh.

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    5. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      RVP 2012/2013

      I think he hit the 300 mark

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    6. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      yep

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    7. Dynamic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      This season RVP is on for approx 255 points.

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      1. The King
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        22 Goals & 17 assists for a MF is just crazy!

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    8. Willis.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes.

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  25. False no.2
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Okay, I'm going to go through every single player in FPL and do a versus, e.g 'would you rather have Gera or Hoolahan' kinda thing until there is one player left standing.

    Are we all on board? I've got nothing better to do for the next 6 hours.

    Here we go... Currently collating player combinations...

    Please answer A or B. We'll take a break at 3am.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Sounds like fun.

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    2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Lol @ your nickname.

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    3. Squeakybumtime
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      i'll be here for 20 mins, drive on

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  26. Ryan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Can we have a big FFS countdown for when it does happen officially?

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      The end of the world?

      10...

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      1. Dynamic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        9

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        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Nah.... it's all bollox 🙂

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        2. Captain Shirokov
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          7.

          shit..

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          1. Ryan
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            You fooked it up Captain 😉 Still 11 hours away anyhow.

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      My Cliff Richard calendar states the world has already ended...

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      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        No, that's just your summer holiday.

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  27. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is it the DeadZone yet?

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Shove it up your deadzone! 😛

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    2. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'm still awake so it can't be.

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        OK, I will come back in a few.

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        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I will wait....

          😉

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    3. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Another hour or so Pepin, when the UK finally goes to sleep

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    4. Willis.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Today gives a whole new meaning to the Dead Zone...

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        No one got it 🙁

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  28. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Chelsea will win Champion's League this year now they have a proper manager at the helm 😉

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      ...

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  29. LOCO ABREU
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Sterling to be benched this week or vs Stoke?

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    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Probably

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      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I would think the boxing day match would be best... gives a proper rest.

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      2. LOCO ABREU
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        vs Stoke no?

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        1. Demí
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I'd say so. Either way he's pretty much dead as an fpl option when the Jan WC comes if Liverpool get Ince/Sturridge.

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        2. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I would think so.

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  30. CravenA
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Anyway, in the meantime . . . Sessegnon or Steling in my starting 11

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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Form > fixture. Sess.

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    2. Smakies
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      sess

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    3. MARVELLUS
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Has to be Sess.

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    4. CravenA
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Ta, boys. Comforting to know we agree.

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    5. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Does Jeff play? 😉

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