Preamble

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 17

This is a time for family and feasting. A time to indulge those you love and the treats and temptations around us. For Fantasy managers, however, Christmas offers us a tortuous programme that clashes with such merriment and has us break etiquette and risk the wrath of loved ones. We embrace the fixture frenzy that Christmas brings – it’s all that family and friends nonsense that gets in the way.

Every year I’m amazed by the numbers. While I’m reliably informed that, by January, the typical Fantasy Football player base has dropped off by 50%, on our pages we see no such trend. The Christmas spell is a boom period.

It leads me to ponder that, if Fantasy Football is a drug for the enthusiastic “hardcore” player, then the Christmas period is a pure and relentless hit that renders us giddy with the possibilities and often exhausts us with its outcomes. This is no time to shelve our lineups and pursue the expected Christmas agenda – our time is dictated by deadlines, kick-off times and the live television schedule. We need our fix and it’s never been so plentiful.

And yet, I know full well I will have to make concessions. I know that, come Boxing Day, my excited expectations for my teams will have to be hushed amongst company, limited to a smuggled mobile phone under the dinner table and improbably frequent toilet breaks that will have loved ones concerned about the condition of my bladder.

It’s a painful experience (not the bladder) to maintain the threads of conversation over dinner when the mind is drifting to the chances of Marko Arnautovic notching for Stoke. It’s unnatural, unnecessary and against all that Christmas stands for. And yet, for myself and doubtless other Fantasy managers, it’s become the norm.

Hands up, then. The normal service will be interrupted. Pulls and responsibilities, the magic of seeing my near two-year-old experience all that Christmas brings will distract me and those who help me to fuel your own obsession at this time. But I’ll sneak and cajole, win brownie points and trade them for time to be amongst you. Enjoy the festivities.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Mr Smith
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    My brother captained Rooney 😆

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    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A rival brought in Rooney 😀

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    2. FACUPARSE
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      might not be hilarious

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    3. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I actually transferred him in this week! 😆

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  2. Thomass
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Folks after this gw who would you shop GJ for?

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    1. Thomass
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      *ship

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    2. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      jags

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      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Got 3 evertonians

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        1. Scottys Army
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          olsson

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          1. Thomass
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Not sure if I trust Norwich should I go for Jevans?

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            1. Scottys Army
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              good fixtures and allows you to upgrade a mid

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              1. Thomass
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 4 months ago

                Yeah thanks Scotty! Appreciate your advice

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                1. Scottys Army
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 4 months ago

                  no probs thomas

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    3. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Baines

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      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Have 3 Everton

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    4. Ludo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm looking at maybe Mertesacker or Rafael.

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      1. King Henrik
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        zabaleta

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    5. Tricky
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Jevans

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      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Might get Jevans in

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    6. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm getting ward or chester so I can do jan/rav > wally

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      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Could be gold if I get Jevans then that means in future gas I can do cabaye to Wally

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    7. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Brown

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  3. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ugh. A rival took out Ramsey for Henderson. That makes me feel like http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/confused.gif

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  4. bigbigjohn
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Thought I would share this Christmassy video for those slightly obsessed with Fantasy Football..
    Very funny.

    #ElCapitan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvTTEmC1xao

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    1. Nate24
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That video did crack me up. I can relate.

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    2. Raddy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ha very good indeed.

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  5. Make United Great Again
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ohhhh come on!!

    2nd and 3rd in my ML brought in Negredo! 🙁 🙁 no differential there

    Good news is they shipped out Rooney!! So come on Wazza !!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Siva Mohan
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Good Day Gents!

    Ramsey + Mignolet >> Walcott + Kelvin Davies

    Marshall is my other goalie and will start vs Southampton (H) & Sunderland (H)

    Go for it before Walcott price rise?

    Thanks!

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  7. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Springthorpe captainers !! assemble

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    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      apparently howard is out tomorrow so springthorpe is going to start

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      1. Laserface
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        yea ,,him and robles , both on a holiday

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  8. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    omg rooney

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Assist?

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      1. The Finnisher
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Januzaj 😎

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      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        evans 😯

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        1. The Finnisher
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          They look nothing alike, how'd you mix that one up?

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  9. FACUPARSE
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Football Focus live from Afganistan...

    Good to see the TV licence money being well spent

    This country

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It's Christmas, give the boys out there fighting for this country a chance to have some fun. I expect they flew out with the military rather than easyjet so that saves money too 😉

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  10. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    PP Cup opponent bought in Rooney, then took him out for Welbeck for a -4!

    #panic

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  11. isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Here we are then. This week I did Aguero, Rooney and Amalfitano > Lukaku, Negredo and Walcott (-4).

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    1. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      look good :D. how much in the bank?

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  12. Sheldon420
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Decided on taking a 8-point hit because Delph would have been the one to come in for Rooney, and by doing this it means I get to keep Cabaye for STK next week instead of Ravel.

    Aguero, Rooney, Ravel > Negredo, Lukaku, Walcott

    So how am I looking:

    Howard
    Coleman Terry Moxey
    Walcott Hazard Ramsey Cabaye
    Suarez Negredo Lukaku

    Steer Chico Delph Burner

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    1. Thomass
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You serious similar to mine.
      Wanna see mine?

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      1. Sheldon420
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Haha indeed. Only two different players. 😀

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        1. Thomass
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Right here it is;
          Howard Coleman JT GJ and Faye
          Ramsey Silva Hazard Cabaye and JWP
          Suarez Negredo and Lukaku

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    2. Jax
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      moxey is injured

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      1. Sheldon420
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He's got a chance to play. If not, Chico will come in for him, no biggie.

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    3. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      man that set of transfers looks familiar 😉

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  13. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    still updating

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Click the Home button.

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    2. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Log out and then back in...usually the quickest way.

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    3. Jax
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      no it isn't

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    4. Chucky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😆

      Stop refreshing the updaing page

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    5. The Finnisher
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not anymore

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/updated/

      *awaits deletion*

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    6. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Congrats, you win this weeks's "Keep refreshing the updating page" award 🙂

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  14. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Has anybody found any FPL players who haven't C Suarez...

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    1. big oak
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      still searching
      ............

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Looking like C Suarez and Ramsey are fast becoming two dead players in our teams...in effect.

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    2. Pinatta
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Here, Silva (c), Lukaku (vc)

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    3. Jax
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      yeah there's loads mate.

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Really...crackers...

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    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      forca said he wouldn't capt suarez. Doubt he kept to his word

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      1. Pinatta
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        has he ever

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      2. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Forca lied.

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          he said he was men of honour though

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      3. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Oh yeah I saw that....is that on the principle that he's a nob...(Suarez not Forca)

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      4. Fitzy.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He would have been looking for attention as usual.

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      5. Jax
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        he said he'd captain rooney. doubt it now.

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    5. Mull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Negredo 😎

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  15. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    coutinho to silva or yaya looks good this week

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    1. The Finnisher
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That's the plan. Until 4 of my players get injured.

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  16. megatronaldinho
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    y'all mod abitrarily. my last post was borderline racist. actually no. it cudda bin read as pretty racist. but the pineapple one. that only vilified pineapples. bastids

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Why would that Rosa Parks comment be racist?

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      1. megatronaldinho
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        cause, from what i gather, and this is ridiculously dumb. i admit. in hollywood. minorities park cars for big shots

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Still don't see it; more classist than racist

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Vilified Pineapples was one of my favourite Jazz legends.

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  17. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    No 5 in the world bought Dzeko...

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1881214/event-history/17/

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    1. No Luck
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He can kiss his rank goodbye!

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  18. Louis
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    OMG I forgot to click on Update! Captain is on Lukaku and not on Suarez! fml

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😯

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    2. Rafabio
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      RIP

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    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      why play turner ahead of ward?

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    4. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😯 🙁

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    5. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Own up to your Lukaku (c) choice!

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    6. Make United Great Again
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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    7. Thomass
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      🙁

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    8. Sheldon420
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      This might be amazing for you.

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    9. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Bookmarked this great differential

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  19. Spencer
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Same team for next week? Maybe I'll finally get to swap Kim out.

    Speroni
    Coleman - Walker - Shaw
    Hazard - Ramsey - Cabaye - Mirallas
    Suarez - Rooney - Lukaku

    McGregor - Koscielny - Burner - Kim

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  20. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    LOL at Sky Sports News right now 😛

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    1. Cocky Spaniel Alves
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yes?

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  21. Ludo
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Blimey, guy in my ML has made a transfer for the first time in 6 weeks. Dead team no longer!

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  22. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    99% of top 100 FPL managers have captained Suarez

    http://totalfpl.com/

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Smarty Pants?

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  23. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Best Premier League XI using one player from each team:

    Begovic
    Walker Lovren Kompany Baines

    Hazard Cabaye Morrison Ozil

    Suarez RVP

    It is hard, see if anyone can do better

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Begovic
      Baines Vertonghen Lovren Demel 😎
      Ramires Cabaye Carrick
      Ozil
      Suarez Aguero

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    2. Crouch Potato!
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Can do if I put 3 up top with Aguero.

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    3. The Finnisher
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Vorm
      Debuchy Vertonghen Caulker Baines
      Hazard Cabaye Yaya Ozil
      Suarez RVP

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      1. The Finnisher
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        No idea why I chose Vorm.

        or RVP 😉

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    4. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Baines, Terry, Williams, Sagna
      Snodgrass, Yaya, Lampard,
      Rooney, Suarez, Remy

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Jussi*

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Replace Terry with Vert

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    5. SW6
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Begovic
      Coleman - Lovren - Verthongen - Davies
      Hazard - Cabaye - Carrick - Walcott
      Suarez - Aguero

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    6. Ludo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Begovic
      Rafael Kompany Vertonghen Baines
      Schneiderlin Cabaye
      Silva Ozil Hazard
      Suarez

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      1. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        2 City players

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  24. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Armband on Berbatov, ready for boxing day. Not really any other stand out choice. Suarez away at City? Maybe...

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    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Berba at Nor?

      No thanks.

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He's unstoppable after a christmas dinner. He holds the record for the most goals scored on boxing day 😉

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          How much of those were for fulham? Away from home...?

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          1. Piggs Boson
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            🙂

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    2. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      remy v stoke for me but nervous after last weeks blunder

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    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      GW18 Berba(c)
      GW19 Kolarov(c)

      Its happening

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    4. Chrisitis
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      tekkers

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    5. GTS
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That's Plan A
      😎

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    6. SW6
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Walcott.

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  25. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Rival in one of my mini leagues has Aguero and Rooney, yet he used his transfer to sell Ravel for Osman. Huh?

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    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Can i join your league?

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He's 70k ahead of you... for now

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Sums up this season.

          *Moves armband to Fer(C) for next week.

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  26. Plagued by indecision
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Done my transfers for Boxing Day as I'm off on an internet-free Christmas vacation. An RMT would be very helpful.

    Szczesny
    Baker Evra Coleman
    Bannan Ramsey Oscar Walcott(C)
    Lukaku Suarez(VC) Negredo

    Subs: RavMo Clyne Chester

    Got the subs right? Not sure whether to play Clyne or Baker...

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  27. Thomass
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Right next week, is the time…
    How's this?
    Jevans JT Coleman
    Hazard Silva Ramsey Cabaye
    Negredo Suarez(C) Lukaku
    Subs: Chico JWP Faye
    Good to go?

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Time for what?

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      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Christmas Festive

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    2. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      where's theo?

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      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Gonna get him, 1 transfer at a time

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    3. Mull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No keeper!

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      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ahhh, my bad Howard and Davis

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    4. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      very strong thomas

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  28. droginexile
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    woohoo, james chester in the dreamteam 🙂 🙂

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    1. Thomass
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😯 so is Faye

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    2. Peggi
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      is it just the lowest price players?

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  29. Peggi
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Silva yellow card please

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      -1

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    2. beric
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      that would be sweet actually

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Guarantees a start against Palace.

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  30. Crouch Potato!
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    A nerve racking 90mins ahead, come on QPR, do the biz!

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