Preamble

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 17

This is a time for family and feasting. A time to indulge those you love and the treats and temptations around us. For Fantasy managers, however, Christmas offers us a tortuous programme that clashes with such merriment and has us break etiquette and risk the wrath of loved ones. We embrace the fixture frenzy that Christmas brings – it’s all that family and friends nonsense that gets in the way.

Every year I’m amazed by the numbers. While I’m reliably informed that, by January, the typical Fantasy Football player base has dropped off by 50%, on our pages we see no such trend. The Christmas spell is a boom period.

It leads me to ponder that, if Fantasy Football is a drug for the enthusiastic “hardcore” player, then the Christmas period is a pure and relentless hit that renders us giddy with the possibilities and often exhausts us with its outcomes. This is no time to shelve our lineups and pursue the expected Christmas agenda – our time is dictated by deadlines, kick-off times and the live television schedule. We need our fix and it’s never been so plentiful.

And yet, I know full well I will have to make concessions. I know that, come Boxing Day, my excited expectations for my teams will have to be hushed amongst company, limited to a smuggled mobile phone under the dinner table and improbably frequent toilet breaks that will have loved ones concerned about the condition of my bladder.

It’s a painful experience (not the bladder) to maintain the threads of conversation over dinner when the mind is drifting to the chances of Marko Arnautovic notching for Stoke. It’s unnatural, unnecessary and against all that Christmas stands for. And yet, for myself and doubtless other Fantasy managers, it’s become the norm.

Hands up, then. The normal service will be interrupted. Pulls and responsibilities, the magic of seeing my near two-year-old experience all that Christmas brings will distract me and those who help me to fuel your own obsession at this time. But I’ll sneak and cajole, win brownie points and trade them for time to be amongst you. Enjoy the festivities.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Konig Luther
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    play with RavMo or a hit to bring sterling?

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    1. Smudger’s Dirty Dozen
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Play

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  2. copps
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Suarez only 6/1 for a hattrick . lol

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  3. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Why are you transferring out Rooney when he'll only be out for 1 game max?

    It's what a bench is for.

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    1. Lord Flashheart
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Max? How do you know?

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Because he has a good chance of playing this weekend!

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        1. Lord Flashheart
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          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          But isn't he out for sure?

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        2. Ryan
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          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          How do you know?

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          1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Late fitness test it said. So not so injured he has no chance.

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            1. Ryan
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              • 12 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Is there a link to this confirmed late fitness test?

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              1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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                10 years, 4 months ago

                PhysioRoom.com Ltd ‏@physioroom 21m

                @marktomlins1989 #Clyne & #Rooney late fitness test.

                Posted by OMG

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                1. Ryan
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                  • 12 Years
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                  Cheers.

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          2. SW6
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            This^. Rooney could be out for a month and Moyes is just trying to avoid mass panic

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            1. reeceon
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Are you trying to cause mass panic! 10 mins left and you drop that! =p

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    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just what I suggested earlier.

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    3. Epic Fail
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Can we be sure it's only 1 game though with such a quick gameweek turnaround?

      I am keep him though, just not as optimistic.

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    4. Raddy
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm definitely not transferring out but i have a horrible feeling this may turn into one of those dragged out RVP style injuries.

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    5. Bad Seed
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      If he's not in the squad, then this anxiety will spill over to the next GW too. Not sure I can handle that? I'm not selling. But I'd be tempted to for next GW.

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  4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    any link to rooney not in the squad?

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    1. The Albatross
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      https://twitter.com/steryder74 - don't know how reliable this is

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    2. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Demi. That is the link

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  5. jwhizzy
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Please choose 3 of these 5 to start and bench order
    Currently on Flanagan (CAR) ward (NEW) Wilson (AVL) {Chico (EVE) distin (swa)}

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    1. Mílanista
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'd play Distin over Ward.

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    2. The Albatross
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Flan, Wilson & Distin for me

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  6. Deulo10
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    RavMo Baker Murner. Order of subs right?

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    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yes

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    2. Mílanista
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yes

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      1. Deulo10
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers guys

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  7. copps
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    first sub - whitts or terry?

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    1. najk
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      whitts

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  8. uzbeque
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Terry-->Evra for point hit yay or nay??

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    1. Smudger’s Dirty Dozen
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      Nay

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    2. najk
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      nay. CS maens you're even steven

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    3. Kane Toads
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      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I went with Terry to Flanagan for a hit (Evra was my next choice - but decided to save cash).

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  9. FACUPARSE
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    ROONEY ROONEY

    ROONEY

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    1. Texas Pete
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      If that's your front three there could be a few small issues.

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  10. toxik
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hands up Lukaku (c) club

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    1. FACUPARSE
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Tumbleweed

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  11. Sean.
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    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Just can't see Roo being risked in a home game today
    with a busy schedule coming up 🙁

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  12. Smudger’s Dirty Dozen
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Bench one from
    Lallana
    Ravel
    Cabaye

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    1. EL TANO
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      gotta be the shittest out of that lot
      ravel

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    2. big oak
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      id bench ravel
      or is there a revenge against his own team???

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  13. mucka
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    First to 3 votes: Start?

    a) Amalfitano (HULL)

    b) Barkley (swans)

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    1. toxik
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      B

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  14. EL TANO
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    stoke possibly without all these
    huth
    shawcross
    crouch
    ireland
    walters

    Villa defender anyone?
    I'm playing baker over chester (wbrom away)

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  15. big oak
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    how intersting this season would become if all of a sudden suarez and rooney are out for a month along with aguero and rvp

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  16. Scottys Army
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Stuff all the panic

    rooney stays in my team

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  17. Wavey Wambz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Is Rooney in the squad today?

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    1. big oak
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      only moyes and wayne know

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    2. The Albatross
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      many saying not

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  18. Scottys Army
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    evra was ruled out last week

    and played against villa

    come on wazza

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    1. JasonV
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Evra should play! Easy clean sheet!

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  19. milanista10
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    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Zabaleta to Evans for a -4 pt hit in order to fund Sess to Mirallas next GW for free?

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  20. Valar(Keith)
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Chelsea Clean Sheet - 3/1
    Terry Goal - 9/1

    Palace Clean Sheet - 2.5/1
    Gabbidon Goal - 13/1

    Bloody difficult to decide who to start

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Arsenal will score.

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      1. SW6
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Definitely

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    2. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I started Ward if that helps. Now u scared me. I didn't play Terry and sold Rooney for a hit

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    3. fabulousfab
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      If you have any arsenal player and no newcastle player, start Gabbidon.
      The points ceiling is higher.

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    4. The Albatross
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      In your boat, I'd play Terry, I think Newcastle will score

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  21. Mr Smith
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    With every man and his dog captaining Suarez, I would love it if he was rested - a test of the VC's...

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  22. Heydudes13
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    If Rooney does miss this GW, then that's two plum fixtures he's missed recently.

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  23. Chris_White
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Feck me. First early transfer of the season, and of course it ends up being a disaster.

    Now all my rivals have Negredo. He'll probably score a hattie. FML.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Take a hit, simple?

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  24. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Did I told you I have 5.5m in my bank 😉 #Team value overrated

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  25. Gravless wonder
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Who is most nailed on norwich defender for GW18

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Olsson IMO

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  26. Lizard Lips
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Argh. Amalfatino to Wally or Silva for a hit? HARDEST DECISION EVER, CAN'T SPLIT THEM!

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    1. Epic Fail
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wally

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    2. FACUPARSE
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wally all day long

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    3. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wally. Thank me later.

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    4. GreennRed
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Walcott. He scores goals innit 😉

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  27. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    If Rooney doesn't start, he won't come on as a sub. So it is safe to leave him in your starting lineup and just make sure your first sub isn't a loser like mine

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Most certainly.

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    2. Epic Fail
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Even if they are losing with 15 minutes to go and he's on the bench?

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  28. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    @ daniel what transfer you made?

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    1. Beavis
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      @ daniel what birds you meeting?

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    2. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      @ daniel what did you have for breakfast?

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  29. Paulo
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Last minute niggles.

    Play Oscar (arsenal) or Januzai (WEST HAM)?

    Play C Davies (wba) or Ollson (sun)?

    Help appreciated

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  30. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/12/21/boss-keeps-things-fresh

    Will Lukaku be one of those rotated?

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I sold Rooney, this time of the year there isn't ant place for injured players in the squad. Even the 4.0m should be fit and playing

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    2. Mr Smith
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      This week is going to be a car crash isn't it 😆

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