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The Scoreboard – Gameweek 34 – Saturday

The Scoreboard presents the Fantasy Premier League information you need from the day’s matches all on one screen, including the current top five BPS (Bonus Point System) standings from each match (potential Bonus Point earners are in bold). Actual Bonus Points will be shown when added – all points are provisional until then.

Gameweek 34

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    better pick up that phone N'Doyel 911....

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Lol i like it

    2. The Enlightener
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I laughed.

  2. McSauce
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Schlupp play midweek? I have Mcshane on bench wudnt mind him being fully out

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Same
      Cresswell 1st sub

  3. Zombie
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Make one more goddamn N'doye pun, N'doye swear, I will kill you

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      You N'Doye travel to the beat of a different drum..

    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      The name is Jules, not Julius. Again, seriously, noob?

  4. Taffer
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    About N'Doye - Badly Drawn N'Doye

  5. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Schlupp not playing was a real blow! Kinda annoyed really...

    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Don't you mean N'Doyed?

  6. Robe Wan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ndoye.....Can't help

    Falllling in love with you

  7. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'Doye can't help falling in love with youuuuu

    Anyone done that one yet 5 times?

  8. lifes a pitch
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    They said don't buy Hull players....N'doye told em to feck off

    1. Zombie
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆 nice

  9. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Blackberry, windows phone, iOS or N'doyed?

    1. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Good lord that is awful 😆

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        😀

  10. SPorting
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'Doye am done for today.

    Night Aatish!

  11. Art Vandelay
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'Doye the Boardwalk

  12. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'Doye will sail my vessel..

    *sways cigarette lighter from side to side

  13. Dušan Citizen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Dame in Serbian language means ladies. 🙂

    N'Doye. Ladies N'Doye.

    1. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Is there a joke N'doyer somewhere?

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Nope.

  14. Boyd to Sven
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'Doye can feel it coming in the air tonight.

    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Not N'Doye

  15. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'doye-monds are forever...

    1. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Live and Let N'Doye and GoldeN'doye.

  16. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'Doye just chundered everywhareeeee....!

    1. Taffer
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆

  17. beric
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ndoyeeeee will always looove you

    1. lifes a pitch
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      good. But already been done..
      .

      1. beric
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Oh my bad 😳

  18. World XI
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    To Think, Newcastle were the team that broke Chelsea's unbeaten record all those months ago 😯

    1. ralfb
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Was that with pardew or the new, i want to be a manager!

      1. World XI
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Pawdew. one of his last games.

      2. Fred54
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        No it was Pardew.

  19. MMN
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    In attempt to avoid a repeat of the last minute decision making ...

    Schmeichel (NEW)

    or

    Davis (sun) next week?

    Already playing Huth.

    1. ralfb
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Always play players who plat newcastle

      1. MMN
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        They scored two today, mind you. If it wasn't for double up with Huth I'd prolly go for Schmeichel with the form he's in. Southampton the much better defence though, naturally.

        1. ralfb
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Oh, i missed the huth bit, in this case spread risk and play davies.

  20. Jeremiah
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    GW rank updated 🙂

  21. how now brown cow
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Dead team in my mini league has pelle, fernandinho and siggy (c).

    And i have moreno.

    what does a "knock" mean anyway.

    1. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      It means a minor injury. It comes from being hit (knocked) in training session which can be full on, but its meaning has taken over its origin.

  22. Wishdom Teeth
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    13(15 if we consider captain double) players left to play with a GW Rank of 4k. Not a bad day .. Ndoye

  23. SPorting
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'Doye Pressure.

  24. Zombie
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you Nd'oye will kill you.

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      tl:dr

      Had potential for a good finish

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nicely done 🙂

    3. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Guuood Luurrck.

      1. Zombie
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Top man

    4. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

    5. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      This is not funny. Anyone can dredge up a monologue that has the words "and I" in it and stick N'Doye in. This guy is just cutting and pasting, N;Doye don't find it funny at all.

  25. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I'm sick of these puns, N'doyem going to log off.

    1. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      N'Doye see you later

  26. SPorting
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I come from a land Down N'Doye.

    1. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I was going to do that and N'Doye pressure with my N'Doye the Boardwalk. A rich seam of new puns.

  27. MMN
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    All these puns are making me wish I shipped Kane for N'doye on the WC, hopefully it'll work out in the long run ...

    1. IfYouTinkerYou'llHaveA…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      And I agree

      1. IfYouTinkerYou'llHaveA…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Sorry damned auto spell - n'doye agree

  28. Zasa
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    OMG what is happening?

    1. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      N'doye know

    2. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      N'Doye want to know the same.

    3. World XI
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      N'doye has used his goal bonus to pay everyone on here to spread his name.

    4. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      N'Doye always thought you were pretty switched on..

      1. Zasa
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Que?

        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I was wrong

          1. Zasa
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            🙁

  29. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Bought Raylor on my WC (benched)

    Not quite sure why?!

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Memories of better times?

    2. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I got him in for a hit and played him 😎

  30. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Jeez i suck @ table tennis, could certainly do with better N'Doye co'ordination

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Booooooo

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Dam(e) that was poor.

    3. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      *Hand N'Doye?

      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Exactly 😆