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The Watchlist Updated – Gameweek 5 – The Defence

With the first international break of the season upon us, we’ve already updated our Watchlist rankings, which offer player recommendations for the next four-to-six Gameweeks, ahead of next weekend’s fixtures. With two clean sheets so far this season, and with a favourable upcoming schedule, West Brom’s defensive assets are on the rise, while Hector Bellerin is included for the first time this season after registering back-to-back shut-outs.

GOALKEEPERS

Although Stoke’s Jack Butland is yet to keep a clean sheet, the Potters favourable fixtures after the Gameweek 5 clash at Arsenal (LEI, BOU, avl, swa, WAT) mean he keeps his place on top of our ladder for the time being. The 4.5-priced keeper was slightly unfortunate on Saturday, with Mark Hughes’ side being reduced to nine men in the first-half against West Brom.

After joining West Brom yesterday, Anders Lindegaard (4.5) zooms straight up to second in our rankings. We reckon the former United man looks set to replace Boaz Myhill, also 4.5, as the first choice at the Hawthorns in Ben Foster’s absence, and have placed our faith in the Denmark international for the time being. The fixtures (SOT, avl, EVE, cpl, SUN, nor) for the Baggies mean whoever plays in goal should certainly provide some defensive returns over the next month or so.

Swansea’s Lukasz Fabianski moves up a couple of places in our latest refresh, with the Welsh outfit facing a fairly favourable fixture list (wat, EVE, sot, TOT, STO, avl) over the next six Gameweeks. Garry Monk’s side have conceded the second fewest shots from inside the box (18), so the Poland international, available at 5.0 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), looks a great option between the sticks.

While Simon Mignolet will have disappointed his 10% ownership after conceding three goals against West Ham on Saturday, with favourable home matches against Norwich and Aston Villa in the next three, it probably isn’t time to give up on the Belgian quite yet. Individual errors cost the Reds on the weekend, but after looking very solid in the first three Gameweeks, keeping three clean sheets, the 5.1-priced keeper should be able to pick up further defensive returns if normal service is resumed in front of him.

Artur Boruc keeps his place around halfway up our ladder, although the 4.5-rated stopper has yet to keep a clean sheet this season. The Cherries have further favourable matches to come (nor, SUN, sto, WAT), and having conceded exactly one goal in three of their four matches, a first shut-out shouldn’t be too far away for Eddie Howe’s men.

Although Joe Hart kept his 100% clean sheet record in Manchester City’s 2-0 win against Watford, the ankle injury that has ruled Gael Clichy out for the next six-to-seven weeks has really cemented Aleksandar Kolarov as the most optimal way to cover the City backline. Hart, valued at 5.6, is only 0.2 cheaper than the Serbian left-back, and with possible save points not matching the attacking potential of Kolarov, the England international looks something of a waste of a City spot, with David Silva, Yaya Toure and Sergio Aguero also very desirable over the forthcoming period.

With Southampton’s fixtures among the least favourable over the next six Gameweeks (wba, MUN, SWA, che, LEI, liv) Maarten Stekelenburg drops a couple of places this week despite registering back-to-back shut-outs. The Dutch international does look good value at 5.0 in FPL, but this doesn’t seem the time for any further investment in the former Ajax keeper.

Hopes were high for Costel Pantilimon at the start of the season, but after conceding 10 goals in his first four outings, confidence in the Black Cats backline isn’t particularly high at this point. There’s no doubt the fixture list (TOT, bou, mun, WHM, wba, NEW) is largely in favour of Dick Advocaat’s side, though, so the Romania international, now down to 4.9 in FPL, may start to return to the form which saw him become a Fantasy favourite last time around.

Norwich’s John Ruddy stays in our thoughts, despite having yet to register a shut-out this term from some fairly favourable fixtures. The schedule still looks pretty kind for the Canaries (BOU, liv, whm, LEI, new, WBA), so those who have kept faith in the 4.5-priced keeper should probably do so for a little while longer.

One keeper who does have a clean sheet to his name this season is Brad Guzan, and the Aston Villa stopper clings onto a place on our ladder by virtue of three decent home match-ups (WBA, STO, SWA) over the next six Gameweeks. With away trips to Leicester, Liverpool and Chelsea also on the horizon, there are certainly stronger options than the 4.5-valued USA international right now.

DEFENDERS

Aleksandar Kolarov remains at the summit this week, having averaged 9.25 points per appearance so far this term. City’s upcoming schedule (cpl, WHM, tot, NEW, BOU, mun) further adds to the appeal of the now 5.8-priced left-back, while the afore-mentioned injury to Clichy means he now has little competition for his starting spot. The Serbian has, along with Cedric Soares, created the most chances this season among defenders (eight), while he has also registered seven goal attempts.

Another defender who possesses a decent attacking threat is Swansea’s Kyle Naughton. The former Tottenham full-back has created seven chances so far, and bagged an assist in the 1-1 draw against Sunderland in Gameweek 3. With the aforementioned defensive statistics suggesting the Swans backline is limiting their opponents’ chances particularly well, the 5.0-rated Naughton should see his meagre 0.9% ownership increase over the coming weeks.

West Brom’s Craig Dawson (5.0) is another riser in our latest update, with the Baggies upcoming schedule (SOT, avl, EVE, cpl, SUN, nor) the most favourable according to our Season Ticker. Tony Pulis’ men have registered two clean sheets so far this term, and should be further strengthened at the back by the arrival of Jonny Evans. The former Man United defender is kinder on the budget at 4.8 in FPL, with very little to choose between the two, though Dawson has registered four goal attempts this season, and does offer a decent attacking threat from right-back. We’ll be monitoring Evans closely and lining him up as the potential preferred option once he’s settled.

The theme of attacking full-backs on the Watchlist continues in the form of Bournemouth’s Simon Francis. The 4.5-priced defender has created six chances so far this term, and provided an assist in the 4-3 win at West Ham. As already mentioned, the Cherries favourable start to the season continues for some time yet, so Francis remains the pick of the options available at 4.5 in FPL.

We’re keeping our faith in Stoke’s Marc Muniesa, despite the 4.5-valued defender only returning six points in FPL over the course of the first four Gameweeks. The fixtures (ars, LEI, BOU, avl, swa, WAT) are still fairly favourable for the Spaniard, although attacking returns appear very unlikely, given he has registered just one touch in the penalty box, and has yet to manage an attempt on goal.

Following the calamitous 3-0 home defeat to West Ham, Martin Skrtel drops a few places this week. Home matches against Norwich and Aston Villa should earn the 5.5-rated defender a stay of execution in the short-term, but having managed just one goal attempt so far this season, his apparent lack of threat from set-pieces is a slight concern.

Aaron Cresswell followed up a defensive horror show against Bournemouth with a sublime attacking performance against Liverpool, registering two shots from inside the box and creating two chances, one of which provided the assist for Manuel Lanzini’s opener. The Hammers face favourable home match-ups against Newcastle and Norwich in the next three, although they have failed to produce the goods so far this season in front of their own fans.

Norwich’s Russell Martin remains around halfway up our ladder, although clean sheets are proving hard to come by for Alex Neil’s men. The Canaries upcoming schedule offers hope that first shut-out may not be too far away, while the 4.5-priced Scotland international has already illustrated his threat from set-plays with two goals this term.

Having created eight chances this season, Southampton’s Cedric Soares offers very good value for Fantasy managers at 5.0 in FPL. The big negative for his prospects over the coming period is Saints’ schedule (wba, MUN, SWA, che, LEI, liv), with defensive returns to add to the two clean sheets already accrued appearing less likely. The Portuguese right-back has also been substituted twice already this season, which is certainly something to keep an eye on.

The Chelsea defence has clearly underperformed so far this season, with the Blues alarmingly allowing 40 goal attempts from inside the box, the third highest total in the top flight. The international break has probably come at a good time for the champions to take stock of their campaign so far, so Cesar Azpilicueta (6.0) keeps his place towards the bottom of our rankings, although their upcoming fixtures still look pretty testing (eve, ARS, new, SOT, AVL, whm).

With Gabriel’s impressive performances in the last two weeks perhaps meaning he may earn some further game time alongside Laurent Koscielny, hindering the prospects of Per Mertesacker, we’ve opted for Hector Bellerin as our preferred Arsenal option at the back. The Spaniard looks the clear first choice at right-back ahead of Mathieu Debuchy, and while he may miss the odd match due to rotation, his attacking potential, with three chances created in as many outings, earns the 5.5-pried defender a spot towards the bottom of our rankings, with the fixtures (STO, che, lei, MUN, wat, EVE) fairly mixed for the Gunners.

The Man United rearguard was finally breached at the Liberty Stadium on Sunday, but there’s no doubt they look one of the stronger defensive units this year, with the two central midfield players offering plenty of protection in front of the back four. Matteo Darmian (5.7) remains in our thoughts then, although there’s no doubt the upcoming schedule (LIV, sot, SUN, ars, eve, MCI) is not favourable for Louis van Gaal’s side.

With two favourable home fixtures (WAT, NOR) in the next six, along with reasonable away trips to West Ham and Sunderland, Newcastle’s Daryl Janmaat makes his first appearance of the season on our Watchlist. The Dutch international is now available at 4.9 in FPL, and after racking up eight assists last season, should be able to return to his best form in the coming period after a difficult start to the campaign, following his sending off at Swansea.

Aston Villa’s Micah Richards has seen plenty of investment after registering eight points in Gameweek 1, with over 130,000 FPL bosses drafting him in. After managing just four points in his last three matches, though, his stock has taken a fall. Reasonably strong home fixtures (WBA, STO, SWA) are combined with difficult away clashes (lei, liv, che) over the next six Gameweeks, so the 4.6-rated

1,346 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Delhidynamo
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I almost feel it was my fault for expecting anything from Wenger

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Except a 4th place finish and FA Cup

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        *Expect

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Both can work.

        2. Delhidynamo
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          you should accept being in a worse state than us rn

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      and all these years, Arsenal fans were blaming Wenger when they should have blamed you

  2. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Best guess of one big transfer in the next hour or so?

    Will bookmark it and not bother checking later......

    1. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Won't be one, Jim White will just be there trying to make Victor Moses to West Ham sound like the deal of the century.

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Liverpool will sign Reus after he rejected them earlier

      1. BlzE_94
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Why would he want to take a step down in his career?

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          😆 😆 😆 😆

    3. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Nolan to Liverpool. Henderson injury worse than first thought.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Chicken dance to the sound on YNWA, that could work......

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          hahaha

    4. dmcqt
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      A striker to Arsenal. One of Cavani, Benzema, or Higuain. But I'm guessing, based only on the fact that Arsenal currently have money and could do with a top-grade striker.

    5. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Martial to Chelsea

    6. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Benzema to Arsenal… 🙂

  3. Nobodinho
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Still waiting Arsenal to sign someone

    1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Z

    2. Poison Apple
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      same here.
      But to be honest, its arsene.
      He rather count his pennies....

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They don't need anyone. They're not going to win the league or the CL whether they buy anyone or not, so surely it's better to not win things without spending lots of money.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I always knew this would happen ... 😉

      1. Somalion
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        😉

  4. Eden Hazardous
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    90 minutes left (Plus 2 hours I dont know why)

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      The fax stopped working ... 😉

    2. Nobodinho
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Any injury time added?

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Yes 2 hours

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          *Subject to increment on Sky Sports discretion

  5. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Doucoure's £7 million move to Watford is off

    If anyone cares

    I assume no one does

    But here is the information anyway 🙂

    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I didn't know it was on.

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Then you can rest easy

        I've been through an emotional rollercoaster

        1. The Nuttman
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          😆

    2. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Crap, I played my wild card to try and slot him into my team.

    3. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      not everyone supports Arsenal/United etc 😉

      1. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Or any Prem side for that matter.

        Not unlike TalkSport (or as I call it TalkTop4)

    4. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      This changes everything.

      1. Annie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        everything happening today changes nothing.

  6. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Sky sources: Steven Naismith will be staying with Everton after they rejected an offer from Norwich City. We understand the proposed fee was around £7m to £8m.

    1. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      A couple of years ago I'd have said that's an awful lot of money for Naismith. Now, I have no idea - must be worth about £35m in the current market!

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They rejected that?! Naismith is shiiiit

      1. Burning Plastic
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        But he scores goals. The end product is what teams need; remember him coming on as a sub and scoring some important goals.

  7. Connor's Calling
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Have to say...fair play to Albion and Jeremy Peace. Hasnt budged on Berahino. 25m is an extraordinary number tho. Shows you want English, U21 players can command these days tho

    Do you think that's what UEFA intended when they introduced the FFP rules...or what the FA had in mind about English quotas?

    Means promising young English players are getting hoarded by all the big clubs so they can play in their U21 league.

    Great.

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Or you can just sign Richard Wright for free in order to adhere to the squad rules!

      1. Connor's Calling
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Ricky Wright: England's no. 1?

        good signing

        1. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Master at giving away penalties 🙂

          1. The Nuttman
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I'd have played him up front a couple of times just to test out theories.

  8. Pirlø's Pen
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Myhill dropped for Lindegard?

    Genuinely think big Boaz will keep his place

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes.

    2. Poison Apple
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      think again!

  9. Parm
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    BBC WM Sport 95.6
    @sportbbcwm
    UPDATE : #wba We understand from our colleague @patmurphybbc that #coys offered £5m upfront with the rest in instalments and incentives.

    Knowing Levy, this wouldn't surprise me.

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      WBA aren't a catalogue are they?

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      What a troll

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        He must have thought he was playing Football Manager

  10. Galfadez
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    With United buying all attacking players last season I proposed the theory that LVG has become bored of football and only took the United job to see how long he could make absolutely ridiculous decisions and remain on merit, just for his own entertainment. This transfer season only supports my theory

    1. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      cool

      1. Galfadez
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        owned

        1. KingNidge
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          what?

  11. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Don't fret Arsenal fans. Now you can afford to give Walcott another bump in wages to keep him on the bench.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They should sell tired legs to their rivals and put Walcott up against them.

      1. Tabasco
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        You seem to have a problem with Arsenal. Who do you support?

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Aston Villa.

          1. Tabasco
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Haha.

            1. Epic Fail
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              ?

              1. Give The Todd Some Love
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                It's funny because you don't support one of the big 4 haha you won't win the league this year haha what an awful club haha

    2. Poison Apple
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      fret not. Its still cheaper than an aging dinosaur paid more than double that

    1. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      lol outrageous

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No, it's Russell Brand.

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      That's Wenger mate

    4. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No....not every person with long hair beside Wenger is Cavani

    5. Sheeeit
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Wenger getting the beers in. That's the way you sign players.

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Wenger buying something? Photoshop confirmed.

    6. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Looks like the bird from Running Man

    7. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ahahahahahaha that's a woman!

      1. RustyBz
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        NO ITS CAVANI. He'll be available for 10.5M tomorrow on FPL

      2. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Arsenal fans refreshing sky transfer centre and wenger on a date ffs

    8. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      What is this A Question Of Sport picture round?

  12. Breadbin
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I'm hearing Neymar is staying at Barcelona.

    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'm hearing David de Gea is staying at Manchester United.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Me too

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Well that was unexpected.....the comment not the fact that Neymar is staying

      1. RustyBz
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        *gets popcorn*

        1. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Is it nice?

          1. La Roja
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            No I think it's Nantes

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Damn Antalyaspor would have suited him so well.

    1. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      legend

  13. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Betfred slash odds from 20-1 to 6-4 for....

    Ibrahimovic to Arsenal!!

    1. No Luck
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      When bookies are still willing to give you money if something happens, it's very unlikely to happen!

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Huh?

      2. Poison Apple
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        this.

    2. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Bunch of clowns they are

    3. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Bentner more like...

  14. JamieLfc
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    So is KDB going into anyone's team straight away?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yep.

  15. Parm
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Watford confirm Obbi Oularé signing.

    https://twitter.com/WatfordFC/status/638740553023287296

    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Benteke v2

      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Never heard of him 😳

        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Plays for Liverpool

          1. Parm
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I thought that was Origi 😳

  16. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Bantz

    @pizzahutuk 1h1 hour ago

    @D_DeGea We've cancelled your table for tonight at Pizza Hut, Madrid. Thanks.

    1. GREENDREAMS11
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      lol

  17. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Daniel Ainsworth ‏@Ainsworth1980
    "Zlatan main priority for #Arsenal now and they've been given a fee by PSG. Remains to see if Arsenal will meet that fee." https://twitter.com/Ainsworth1980/status/638737143448346624

    God how I wish that there was any truth to this.

    1. Sheeeit
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I couldn't see a striker that fits Arsenal's profile any less. For a start he scores goals.

    2. Tabasco
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Nonsense

      1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Classic silly

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      that daniel Ainsworth looks alarmingly like Messi. Who's the bald guy next to him?

      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Cavani.

      2. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Cavani

        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Talking of Cavani, I was at work about a month ago when someone mentioned Cavani was in the pipeline to sign for City(i think) so I decided to see what was going on. I tyoed Cavanni into the old search engine and up popped a picture of a guy with a rather large dong pumping away at some bird. lol.... I don't think ive ever moved so quickly at my work trying to exit the page, lol

      3. KeepCalm
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Cavani

      4. Tabasco
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Terry Tibbs.

        1. Now I'm Panicking
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Cavani - talk to me

        2. It’s gonna Ben Mee
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Talk to me.

  18. thedalmeny
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I really hope Bournemouth stays up, find them a really exciting team to watch and Eddie Howe seems to put an attacking mindset into the team despite going up against the big boys.

  19. Heydudes13
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Man Utd looking to sign Martial #SSN

    1. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Don't know if you're serious or not..

    2. Shifty
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Who's he?

  20. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been backed from 20/1 into 4's to sign for #AFC.

    @Betfair 4/1 didn't last long, it's now 1/2 for Zlatan to sign for Arsenal!

    1. Sheeeit
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      You're only right. That would be mental.

    2. Valar(Keith)
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      😯 .. Take my money!!

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Means absolutely nothing

  21. Breadbin
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    David De Gea swap deal with Mangala is off.

    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      #Reports.

      1. Tabasco
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        #From The Internet

  22. Parm
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Where's Benatia at Jim?

  23. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    here we go. One last transfer Hurrah.

  24. Egg noodle
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    So what is the point of waiting until the last moment until doing a transfer?

    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      So people watch deadline day and Sky get richer

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Only reason I can think of is so that other teams can't make moves based on their move.

      1. Egg noodle
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        😆 Unlikely aye

        Looking at all the replies, there isn't really an answer then. That makes the DDG ordeal even more shameful.

    3. Poison Apple
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      its more exciting this way... 😛

    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Build suspense, grab headlines, increase fanbase and ticket/shirt sales.

    5. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ask Real Madrid & United

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        They sure have learnt their lessons

    6. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's like a kid doing his homework on the bus to school.

      1. Egg noodle
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Haha

        The people involved in these transfers are all paid salaries of 100's of thousands surely, I cant understand how they are so irresponsible.

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          what happened to Andre Corillo? Bloody Dyer is no good

  25. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    @FootyAccums 16s17 seconds ago

    Hahahahaha Nathan Dyer flying into Leicester in the club's owner's helicopter!!!!

    1. Shifty
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      that's how we Thais roll

      1. Hooky
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Crispy sping roll?

        1. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Ha! *Spring

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I hear Abramovitj owns that chopper...

  26. The Iron Tulip
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Aguero > Zlatan

    1. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      lol

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Zlatan(C)

  27. Breadbin
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Wayne Rooney is not leaving Mancheter United in this transfer window to return to his boyhood club, Everton #Reports #YeahSources

    1. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It was funny the first 12 times

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        This

      2. Jøssy ⭐
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Was it!?

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Oh shut up you tedious clown. 😉