Suspensions

The Suspension Tightrope – Gameweek 16

Our Tightrope walkers were on their best behaviour over the weekend, with no new suspensions to report on so far in Gameweek 16. Indeed, the last 19 Premier League matches have failed to see anyone topple off, after last week also passed without incident.

There are now 23 players sitting just a single booking short of a one-match ban. Saturday and Sunday’s fixtures produced just two new entries – Sunderland’s Jack Rodwell was cautioned for a tackle on Watford midfielder Ben Watson during the Black Cats’ 1-0 home loss yesterday. Newcastle’s match-winner Ayoze Perez also accrued his fourth booking of the season after a late challenge on Jan Vertonghen in this afternoon’s 2-1 victory at the Lane.

Steve McClaren’s men now supply the Tightrope with three players – more than any other side – as Perez joins Vurnon Anita and Cheick Tiote on the naughty step.

There’s still time for a couple of protagonists to topple, though. Leicester’s Robert Huth and Chelsea’s Diego Costa are the men in question ahead of tomorrow evening’s match at the King Power, though the latter’s chances of taking part remain in question, bearing in mind that he’s failed to start the previous two matches.

With three more Gameweeks still to navigate until the limit is increased from five cautions to ten on New Year’s Day, there are, in theory, as many as 144 players still at risk of the Tightrope. West Brom are the club most affected, as they have ten players with at least two yellows to their name. Liverpool and United, meanwhile, have just four players in a similar situation.

Cautions for Tom Carroll and Danny Rose means that Tottenham remain at the summit for yellow cards accrued – Mauricio Pochettino’s men have been booked a total of 37 times in top-flight fixtures. West Brom (34), Liverpool (33), Newcastle (32) and Sunderland (31) are the next culpable, though in contrast, Arsenal have been the best behaved, with just 16 league bookings.

In terms of overall yellows, Stoke’s Erik Pieters and Newcastle’s Jack Colback now joined Norwich midfielder Alex Tettey at the summit with seven yellows apiece. Colback has now extended his record as the most booked player since the start of last season – he leads second-placed Lee Cattermole by 19 cautions to 17. That trio could yet fall foul of the ten card-limit in the current calendar year, then, should they be booked in their trio of remaining 2015 fixtures.

Elsewhere, Jurgen Klopp has defended the tackle by Craig Gardner that led to Dejan Lovren being stretchered off with a knee problem at Anfield:

“He played the ball, a millisecond before he hit Dejan. It was like the whole game: on the edge of everything. But he played the ball.”

Tony Pulis, meanwhile, went on the offensive and claimed the hosts were far more culpable:

“The two worst challenges in the game are James Milner’s challenge on Gardner and Martin Skrtel’s challenge on Salomon Rondon. Gardner has played the ball. Skrtel has gone right over the ball.”

Man United’s Bastian Schweinsteiger is the only player currently unavailable due to suspension. The midfielder was retrospectively slapped with a three-match ban in midweek following an elbowing incident involving West Ham’s Winston Reid in the Gameweek 15 goalless draw at Old Trafford. Having sat out yesterday’s loss to Bournemouth, Schweinsteiger will also miss the upcoming league encounters with Norwich and Stoke.

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  1. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Jack Colback - serial YC offender

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Lee Cattermole taught him well

      1. Anorak
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        This!

  2. ARKANOIIDE
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    AGUEROOOOOO!

    Practicing before the Arsenal game ^^

    1. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      What if Arsenal win? Going to start practicing Girouuuuuuud instead?

      1. ARKANOIIDE
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        So Arsenal winning means Aguero cant score? Arsenal can score 10 goals and Aguero a hattrick i dont care who wins ;]

        1. Nascimento
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          Fair enough

    2. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Oh the Rogers Coutinho is back

  3. Jackpatton98
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    I've fallen way down in my locks league and need some help, can anyone give me some tips to change up this team in the coming weeks??
    Hart- de gea
    Alderwierield-kolarov-clyne-williams-bertrand
    Mahrez-Ozil-barkley-yaya-mata
    Benteke-ighalo- bojan

    3.2m in the bank, any help?

    1. Clumsy Sakho
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Get rid of mata and yaya and Williams and benteke

    2. It’s A Joke
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Downgrade keepers
      Get rid of Be rejected and Bojan for Lukaku and Vardy

      Mind you, everyone above you probably has that.

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Benteke to Lukaku urgently. Otherwise okay.

    4. Salah’s Sonnet
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Do you still have your wildcard?

  4. It’s A Joke
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Mignolet must be the worst 'keeper in the league.

    Simon Mignolet: No player has made more errors that have led directly to a goal in the last 3 PL seasons than Mignolet (8)

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      He loves a good flap

      1. Nascimento
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Don't we all

    2. dr. Phil
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      i have no idea why I brought him in. Blinded by fixtures and Klopp I guess.

    3. Licky
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      He is. Nothing particularly good about him. He flaps, he's indecisive, only saves things hit straight at him, punches when he should catch, attempts to catch when he should punch, misses punches. Poor distribution, prone to unforced errors, and keeps hitting the ball out for throws.

  5. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Tottenham - most fouls committed and most yellow cards

    They are the new Stoke

    1. Anorak
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      But not this!

      Pochettino's aggressive press is to blame. If you're making tackles all over the pitch (not just in your own half), you're going to make more fouls, more fouls mean more cards etc. etc.

  6. Swan - Villa Proud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Would you sell Bellerin for Dawson, Evans, Zouma or Wolly? Already have Giroud and Ozil

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Zouma or Wolly.

    2. Jimbo123
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      I'd keep Bellerin I think.

      Dawson front those though. ..

    3. Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Cheers. It's just a question of getting Ramsey and keeping Giroud or Kane. If the former, I need to sell Bellerin

  7. Salah’s Sonnet
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    hiya lads, yet another terrible gameweek.

    Anything need changing here? (Apart from the obvious McCarthy & Oxford)

    Butland
    Coleman - Alderweireld - Bellerin
    Mahrez - Coutinho - KDB - Ozil
    Kane - Giroud - Lukaku
    __________________________
    McCarthy: Alli, Simpson, Oxford 1FT, 4.4 ITB

    Can you see any holes here? The team just keeps performing badly

    Just Giroud > Aguero when he's fit?

    Any input here would be great, thanks.

    1. Clumsy Sakho
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Surely you're on 50 odd. That's not terrivle

      1. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Exactly 50

    2. Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      DOn't trust Everton defense, so wuld ship Coleman. But, If you going to do Gru->Kun, think about Cou->Ramsey as well.

      1. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Cool, these sound like really good moves actually, cheers.

        1. Swan - Villa Proud
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          Cheers, sorry for the spelling errors. iPhone.

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Better team than mine, gameweek surely okay. Bellerin to Zouma.

      1. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Cheers man, only scored 50 pts up to now with mahrez to play. Think i may leave bellerin in and ship Coleman

        1. Je suis le chat
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          You've high standards, keep up the good work.

          1. Salah’s Sonnet
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            haha! yeah i suppose i should lower my standards with how this season is panning out, thanks though man, it's good reassurance to know my team aint all that bad, thanks.

    4. yemzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      strong team. Wouldn't make any changes apart from oxford out

      1. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks, may just roll the FT next GW then and deal with Oxford another time.

  8. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    I tell you what, I'm playing Ashley Williams this week. And next week.

    1. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      BAPS Magnet 😉 😉

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      He was at fault for Bonys goal yesterday

    3. Clumsy Sakho
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      God bless

    4. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Big strong strikers always bully him. Big Mandy Carroll sh#ts bigger than Ashley.

  9. Jazz!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    If you had to bet on it, would you go for:

    A) WBA to keep a CS against Bournemouth

    B) Stoke to keep a CS against Palace

    1. Salah’s Sonnet
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      i'd go B from that man

    2. Jimbo123
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Really difficult one.... WBA

      Palace are good away.

  10. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    I have a confession

    I have 3 Chelsea players

    1. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Now you have problems

    2. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      The first step is to acknowledge the problem.

      The second is to take an 8pt hit.

      You too can regain control over your life with the two step program

    3. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      You go girl.

  11. Would an idiot do that?
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Who would you rather have for the tomorrow night and next Saturday? (Sky Game)

    Vardy or Hazard

    1. Clumsy Sakho
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Vardy

      1. Jimbo123
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        This

    2. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Hazard.

    3. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Both

  12. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Interested to hear what Mr Shearer has to say about him beloved Newcastle this week

  13. Clumsy Sakho
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Smalling to return next week?

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Unlikely

  14. Jimbo123
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Best 2 strikers from this lot for a draft team guys?

    A.) Rondon
    B.) Wickham
    C.) Kone
    D.) Gomis

    Thanks!

    1. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Based on fixtures, A has a chance.

    2. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      B and D

    3. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      A is the best. Between B and C after that. I'd probably go C

  15. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Simply no way of planning defenders it seems this season. Fixtures make no difference and as fast as a team looks to be a good pick they go completely the other way.

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      There are plenty of good defenders, just no good defences

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Sums it up perfectly. Just a great big much of a muchness.

    2. Zizoulicious
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Yup if I was WCing now I'd go cheap as reasonably possible.

      Ward Wollscheid Simpson Rose Moreno

    3. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      West Brom, Wakey. West Brom! 🙂

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        I can't stand that bloody team. 4 shots today...FOUR...

        1. Reedy
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          But exactly 🙂 They're a perfect fit at the back

    4. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      I used to nail clean sheets pretty well but am hopeless now. Its hard to even find bonus magnets these days. Main thing is to keep the budget manageable and have nailed defenders, preferably from solid teams like Stoke, Watford, WBA who haven't Europe to worry about re rotation/fatigue.

      1. Reedy
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Good advice and I'd throw Palace into the mix. In fact, it was Wakey that first flagged up the Palace defence as an improving rearguard if I'm not mistaken.

    5. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      I thought I had the "decent" defences covered: United, Arsenal, City, Liverpool.

      I was wrong.

  16. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone else on Hazard capt tomorrow? 😎

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Only an idiot would own him 🙂

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Damn right!

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Not many I'd say.hope he does well though.got him but not captained.

  17. JD @JDCochran2
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Hennessy or Butland money doesn't matter, gotta change my GK

    1. yemzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      butland

      1. JD @JDCochran2
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Thank you - just picked him up!

  18. Zizoulicious
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    So Newcastle top 4 contenders now?

    1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      always were

  19. t4thomas
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Who should replace Cedric in my team... Zouma or Dawson?

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Zouma

  20. Hooky
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Rob Elliott looks like James Arthur. Poor fella

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Who is James Arthur

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Guy who looks like Rob Elliott apparently

  21. Rhinos
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    ooh the Rogers Coutinho is back

    1. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      He still had 3 shots on target.

    2. The Raging Bull
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Well spotted, shooting from 60 yards out again. Just not a clever player.

  22. Wez88
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Is olsson now nailed on? Who could take him place?

    1. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Depends on Yacob I think. But he was strangely absent today

  23. Les Bleus
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Damn you Mignolet.

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Has he been given that new contract yet?!

  24. jimbobmij
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Who on earth do we captain next week?

    Lukaku seems obvious based on form, but Leicester concede very few goals from open play and Everton are notoriously bad at set pieces. So statistically maybe not that obvious?

    Half tempted to bring in a Newcastle player just to captain him vs Villa.

    1. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Janmaat

      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Giroud

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Mahrez, Bolasie or Ramsey.

    2. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Rambo or Lukaku here.

    3. yemzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Lukaku or mahrez

  25. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Harry Kane excelled himself this week then with no touches in the box to add to his three touches in the previous two weeks....FML...I don't mind picking somebody who is unlucky but that's the pits.

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      I might sell for Ighalo...

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        It's beginning to look like we are stupid not having him. In fact we are.

    2. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      He was a bit pants but still almost got on the end of a rose cross shot and Lamela missed a good chance from his flick on

    3. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Is Pochentino telling him to play as a mid!?

    4. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      http://members.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/my-stats-tables/view/7899/

      Swapping for number one on this table. What you reckon?

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Check last 3 game weeks!

      2. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Yes. Even if Kane scores next week you won't have made a mistake long term. Poch is obviously doing that daft Failse 9 lark with him.

        1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          You could be right. Compare him in the comparison tool gas 11-13 vs 14-16. Interesting conclusions.

    5. Theatre_Of_Screams
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Innit. And he had my armband. Rambo vc. FML.

  26. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Oh get in

    Dawson first sub 🙂

    That takes me to 30 points 🙂

  27. flippetyflop
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    What would you guys do with this side? IMO my weakest links are Firmino, VVD, Sagna and Kane in that order but what do you guys think? I have 4.8 in the bank - but thinking of saving the money to do Giroud to Aguero gw 18.

    DDG Hennessey

    Sagna VDV Bellerin Moreno Simpson

    KDB Bolasie Firmino Mahrez Wanyama

    Kane Lukaku Giroud

  28. DaveZubie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Does Henderson look a decent pick?
    (for Westwood)

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Decent pick, though I'd have him as 3rd/4th mid.

  29. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Mingolet is a poor keeper.

    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    From 1.6m to 1.7m. Meh.

    1. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      ive found someone doing worse than me. Get in