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Fantasy Chili Bowl – Week 5

The regular season comes to a close this coming weekend during Gameweek 17’s fixtures and it’s all to play for in all four conferences.  Who will be crying over their Christmas dinner with regret? Who will be partying into the new year with Texas Chili Bowl glory in their sights?  We will find out very soon.

First of all let’s take a look back at the key events during the last round.

Conference A

The San Antonio Ravers and Washington DC Presidents go into the final round of matches with their play-off fate in their own hands after both teams claimed crucial victories to move to a 3-1 record.

Consistency was the key for the two front-runners as neither team had a player in their starting six who had a tally below 40 in a generally low-scoring week.  Spencer led the way for the Ravers with 59 points as his side overcame the newly eliminated Boston Hawks comfortably 297-238, while Sauzee was the Kaiser for the Presidents with 64 points in a 286-271 classic at the New Orleans Contes.

The Los Angeles Vipers missed out on the opportunity to also move to a 3-1 record as they were humbled 292-273 against the Miami Magicians, who picked up their first win of the campaign despite their best two players in terms of OR being automatically benched due to their substitutes not being nominated.

Standings

WAS 3-1

SA 3-1

NO 2-2

LA 2-2

MIA 1-3 (eliminated)

BOS 1-3 (eliminated)

Week 5 schedule

NO v MIA

BOS v WAS

LA v SA

Conference B

The Cleveland Steamers were steamrolled by a phenomenal Philadelphia Sentrymen team performance, who take over the top spot going into the final matches.

All six Sentrymen starters scored in the 50s, and this relentless onslaught proved far too much for the previously unbeaten Steamers, who fell to a 320-239 landslide defeat, despite Sean being the match’s highest individual scorer with 62 points for Cleveland.

The Chicago Bull Sitters had their play-off aspirations dented as they lost 300-259 against the Mississippi Hillbillies, who picked up their overdue first win of the tournament.  Hillbilly Moin was the top scorer of the week in the whole competition with 65 points.

In the other match, the Austin Powers kept their slim play-off hopes alive with a 303-242 against the Phoenix Philistines.  Sjaugen was Austin’s top scorer with 59 points in the must-win encounter.  The Powers need to beat Mississippi in their last match and hope other results go their way to qualify, while there is no rising from the ashes for Phoenix, who are now eliminated.

Standings

PHI 3-1

CLE 3-1

CHI 2-2

AUS 2-2

MIS 1-3 (eliminated)

PHX 1-3 (eliminated)

Week 5 schedule

MIS v AUS

CHI v CLE

PHX v PHI

Conference C

The San Diego Casuals know they will definitely be in the play-offs if they win their last match after they were the top scoring team in the competition this week as they ended San Francisco Bulls Deep’s 100% start to the season.

JohnnyRev7.0 (64), Wally Banter (63) and Jigger and Pony (60) all produced the goods for the Casuals in the California derby as San Diego ran out 354-285 winners.  It’s not all doom and gloom for the Bulls Deep though, as they hold on to top spot in the conference with qualification also in their own hands.

The Las Vegas Lemmings battled hard but lost 296-288 to the San Jose Holebas, with Djenzio top-scoring for the victors with 59 points.  The luckless Lemmings are now the only team in the tournament to have lost all their matches.

In the other match, the Seattle Salad Dodgers claimed a nailbiting 273-271 win over the New York Tommy Guns.  Seattle will need to beat Las Vegas in their last match and hope other results go their way in order to qualify, while New York look all but dead and buried due to their inferior total points, despite having the same 2-2 record as the Salad Dodgers.

Standings

SF 3-1

SD 3-1

SEA 2-2

SJ 2-2

NY 2-2

LV 0-4 (eliminated)

Week 4 schedule

SJ v SD

NY v SF

SEA v LV

Conference D

It was a real war of attrition this week as none of the six teams managed a total in excess of 300 points.

The first tie of the tournament to mention involved Denver DoesDallas slogging it out with the Utah Polygamists in a 275-275 draw.  The half-point wasn’t enough to move Utah off the bottom of the table, but it was good enough for Denver to move into second place. The Colorado side twill secure a play-off berth if they beat the Waikiki Beach Raiders in their final game.

The Raiders will need to bounce back in that crucial match with Denver if they want to be in the post-season after they slipped to a low-scoring 246-236 loss against the Jacksonville Jamaicans.

In the other match, the Indianapolis House of Pancakes were defeated 297-240 to the Albuquerque Shaolin.  The eggs, milk and flour side lost their 100% record, but remain in top spot in this conference and look virtually certain to make the play-offs, barring a Week 5 total disaster.

Standings

IND 3-1

DEN 2-1-1

WB 2-2

JAX 2-2

ALB 2-2

UTA 0-3-1 (eliminated)

Week 5 schedule

UTA v ALB

DEN v WB

IND v JAX

TEAM AND MANAGER OF THE WEEK

Moin (MIS) 65

JohnnyRev7.0 (SD) 64

Sauzee (WAS) 64

teckham23 (ALB) 63

Wally Banter (SD) 63

Sean. (CLE) 62

Alternates:

Nutcracker FC (ALB) 64

Neenyg (MIA) 58

The Manager of the week award goes to Tets McGee of the San Diego Casuals.  San Diego and Philadelphia both won their respective matches while benching their two lowest scorers, but as both teams would have won anyway no matter who they benched, Tets gets the nod due to a better overall score in the season-long Captain’s Award competition, which he now leads overall.

ALL-STAR GAME

The  all-star game takes place in Gameweek 16 while the main competition prepares for the regular season Gameweek 17 finale with the participants now finalised.  A full run down of the All Star Points (APS) standings, as well as the current captains award positions and the competition rules can be found here.

The final all-star rosters look like this……..

Conference A/B:

Spencer (SA) 8 APS
Moin (MIS) 6 APS
Narcos (PHI) 5 APS
Vinayashwin (PHI) 5 APS
Jazz! (NO) 5 APS
Meerlight (MIS) 5 APS

A mention to Sanchit (BOS) who also had 5 APS, but missed out due to having the lowest total FPL points during the competition amongst those with 5 APS.

Conference C/D:

Rhinos (SF) 7 APS

Park The Bus (SD) 6 APS

Hunter S Thompson (DEN) 5 APS

JohnnyRev 7.0 (SD) 5 APS

SidL (NY) 5 APS

DelhiDynamo (WB) 4 APS

Mentions to KingNidge (DEN), Spectrum (SJ), Evs (SEA) and teckham23 (ALB) who all also ended up with 4 APS, but lost out to DelhiDynamo who had the highest total FPL points during the competition amongst those with 4 APS.

APS are also awarded for the all-star game, so will be crucial in the race to be the season MVP, which will be awarded to the individual with the most APS at the conclusion of the regular season.

Updates on the All-Star game will occur through GW16 within the comments section of this article.

THE SQUADS AND THE FIXTURE LISTS

Please see this spreadsheet  for details of all the squads (with links to each players FPL history) and fixtures.

The FCB Differentials spreadsheet allows teams to identify which players will be key in this week’s scoring. The instructions for using it are:

1. First, make a personal copy using the ‘File’ menu options (this will enable you to edit the cells)

2. Enter the GW no. in the blue-coloured cell on top.

3. Enter the FPL IDs of your six team members and the six IDs of the opponents’.

4. The sheet picks up the live FPL points of the players on each refresh, and the total for the team is displayed in green.

The FCB Next GW Scouting spreadsheet will allow teams to pull in the previous week’s FPL teams for all eight of the opposing teams players to allow scouting of the squads. The instructions for using this spreadsheet are as above except the fpl points are no longer valid.

SIDE ORDERS

·         Captains must email the FCB mailbox (fantasychilibowl@gmail.com) with their decision on which two players they are benching this week before the deadline of 11:59pm UK time on Friday night.  11:59pm UK time on the night before the FPL deadline will be the deadline each week.

·         Remember this is a FFS community competition and we expect all teams to have some presence within the comments on these articles.  If we see some teams not participating on this front, we will start enforcing rules to ensure this does happen.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fantasychilibowl@gmail.com

As a final request, please do try and keep the FCB chat to the comment sections of our articles.

On behalf of the FCB committee (Jarvish, BabyB, Ziro, Adam West and Cheese)

363 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Kane Train
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    What's more important. Fixing up Anichebe or getting a Chelsea defender

  2. aaaaaa
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    The Hawaiians are ready to beat the denvers.

    Bring it on!☺

    1. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      It's do or die in this one

      Bring your A game you'll need it

  3. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    dear organisers
    the free people of Hawaii have finally revolted against the tyrannical dictator state we were forced to live under.
    We have created a new government and we are currently working out how to hook up the islands and tow them to a new area.
    stick with us on that one.
    We are appealing to your sense of democracy to now recognise us as the new state of Hawaii 2, not original but it works.
    this is our official emblem that should replace the stupid man diving from a cliff, which actually happens to be in mexico.
    https://31.media.tumblr.com/c934e96d4f0d049f5424b36ee1ec6fbd/tumblr_inline_nj9mhvz16S1qzq3et.jpg

    as a sign of our good will there will be a lifetime of jui jui juice for everyone who visits.
    (disclaimer: please note jui jui juice is made up of the crushed bones of visitors)

    1. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Have to say this Hawaii 2 has a nice vibe to it

    2. cylus11 ( Manager) - Russia…
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Nice bantering JTD.
      Love the word democracy attached to it.

    3. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      did u steal our anchor for ur logo?

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        found it on beach

  4. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Updated news
    Despite a recent attempt by the previous regime to infiltrate our new government we the people are still in charge.
    We have decided to rename our team
    Free & Independent State & Territories of Hawaii Islands & Mainland
    Or
    F.I.S.T. H.I.M.

    Our constitution details will follow soon

    1. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      😆

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Shivum and Karl we will come and rescue you soon. Be strong
      Oh and text me your details for whatsapp

      1. aaaaaa
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        I'm still waiting to be reused President. Quick JTD... ....

    3. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      the san diego young Britsh alliance local liberation service has your back if you need our help. San.D.Y.B.A.L.L.S

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Between fist him and sandy balls we will have this cracked

  5. The Royal Robin
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    GTG? I know 433 is horrible.

    Heaton
    Clyne Amat Kosc Alonso
    Eriksen Siggy Sanchez
    Lukaku Defoe Costa

    (Foster Capoue Chadli Souare)

  6. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Newsflash
    Claims that our former dictator is in exile in alberquerque.
    Unfortunately no official reports have ever come out of there

    1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      on a lighter note news of a small rabbit found wondering across the m25 tonight. i ran him over.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        I have hit a few bugs on motorway also

        1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          lol its not really true just a roger mellie line that came into my head.

  7. aaaaaa
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    With Hawaii 2, there is a new aura of victory! Hawaii 2 is not a place, not a team, not a revolt, it's the place where all the chili bowls are stored. No team can win this tourney , without passing us. And if you pass us, U will be Cyrilled. Our new president is ummmm, a DOG. He seems very excited about everything and nothing.
    Scoredelario is the best FPL player and is a genius! Scoredelario doesn't score but assists like the Sanchez game

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      we have no leader
      we are a democracy like ancient rome, who just happened to have an imperator

  8. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    latest news
    at 2.01 am we successfully rescued our remaining warriors from the clutches of the dictator. The newly formed special forces, Terrorist Intervention Turtle Squad. You can do the acronym. went in under cover of darkness disguised as coconuts and were able to extract the prisoners. Unconfirmed reports are that virat may have suffered some buttock injuries due to being left on the bench for so long, this reporter will try and get to the bottom of virat's buttocks.
    We have also been sent a link from an anonymous source showing the funders of the coup
    http://chilledmagazine.com/tag/bench-the-captain

    tommy turtle f.i.s.t.h.i.m. news somewhere in the pacific

    1. aaaaaa
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      I'm badly injured.......
      .
      .
      .
      I was Cyrilled badly. Need to Cy it off as soon as possible. I heard the cyrens in my sleep too. The cyrens were of the rescuing team.Hawaii 2 has been excellent!

  9. AA33
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    What happened to Oghash? Why is he not playing for the Washington DC Presidents?

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      He was disappeared taking on genetically modified aliens.

      1. AA33
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        I know but on a serious note, what happened?

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          He has been banned from ffs and therefore as per the rules of the comp he cannot take part.

          Cannot obviously discuss the reasons but that is why

          1. AA33
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 5 months ago

            Oh I understand.

  10. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Team JJ, are we still bothering with this nonsense?

  11. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    breaking news
    https://stephenjensenpoetry.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dm.jpg?w=652

    pictures have been released of two unknown warriors still being held by cylus

  12. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    not had confirmation from organisers for my team selection for this week yet, strange.

  13. Rhinos
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Big match up in conference C as San Fran travel to the New York to take on the controversial Tommy Guns. So far they have done it their way and there's no doubt they'll be looking to break some bulls.

    Le godden gate bridge has other ideas though, a rhino has escaped from the rocco and will be runnings all the way to the big apple where his horn will GB pearcing their rotten core. We will not BB-8 from this plan.

    Bring it on

    1. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      And if that plan fails we will just use Real Brutto force

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      thank god someone else has joined in, I was thinking I was only person dancing here

        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          thought that was dancing dog

    3. SidL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      The East meets West. Good Luck SF !

  14. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    You join us at the Reggae-Reggae Sauce Stadium in Florida for the fifth and final game in Conference D, where the Jacksonville Jamaicans are hosting group leaders the Indianapolis House of Pancakes.

    IHOP thought that they would have qualified by now but suffered a surprise defeat at the hands of Albuquerque Shaolin. When asked about their first loss, last week’s top-scorer - riot - said:

    “yeah, they came out of nowhere and attacked us with two wild-cards, we just didn’t see it coming. They were like ninjas … except not Japanese.”

    Pitch-side, the squad all look raring to go, except Morph, who apparently misunderstood AA33’s statement that they were going to “smoke some Jamaicans this weekend” and is looking very red-eyed whilst eating his second packet of Jaffa Cakes. He is also trying desperately to come up with Jamaica-related football puns, with little success. “Something about Boufal Soldiers” he mutters to himself “or, No Wimmer, No Cry”.

    Haggis appears and tries to encourage everyone with a rap, which ends “What’s the time? It’s time to get Jacksonville.”

    “Whoop, whoop, that’s the sound of da Pulis” shouts Morph, confused by the sudden switch from football puns to hip-hop.

    Team Captain, Pirlo’s Pens, looks unimpressed and does his best to steer both of them away from the waiting journalists and cameramen, and onto the pitch. “You’d better not have forgotten the plan” he whispers to Morph “if I see you’ve taken a hit…”.

    “I don’t think it’s me you need to worry about” smiles Morph, pointing towards PKW, who has just had to steal Tinkerman’s laptop to prevent him taking a hit on shipping Hazard, and is telling him firmly: “it’ll be fine. He was out mid-week but that was only a knock, and he plays Palace.”

    Morph wanders over and tries to calm Tinkerman down; he has a go on Morph’s pipe, but it just seems to make him more anxious “but ... it’s just exactly the same team as last week...” he says, pale-faced and staring into the distance “… it’s like I’ve died ... or something”

    Hasselbaink Forever is the only member of the squad who seems to be unaffected by the occasion. This is perhaps because he’s been off spying on the opposition, rather than inhaling Morph’s second-hand smoke.

    “How are they looking?” Pirlo’s Pens asks him.

    “Don’t Worry About a Thing” he replies confidently “I‘m sure that we’ll Stir It Up this weekend, and then celebrate afterwards with some Red, Red Wine”.

    “We’re qualify-on, like a Lion, in Zion” proclaims Morph triumphantly, before passing-out.

    1. AA33
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Great presser!

    2. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      one of the best morph

      1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks.

    3. Haggis
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Good luck JJ, let us hope we avoid another recount in the great state of Florida

    4. Pirlø's Pen
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Yes Morph.

      IHOP locked and loaded.

  15. BabyB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Bench players submitted.

    Hopefully starting the week without a -32 hit may help our chances this week 😛

    1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      we at camp casual decided this was the week for a 32 point hit.

    2. VougieDipond
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      time to get knee deep in bull sit

      1. Lord.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Is that your pre-match ritual or has the plumbing gone again?

  16. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    1 win away from winning the whole tournament of Chili Bowl C. I don't know why we weren't deemed good enough for the A tournament but hey u can only beat whats put in front of you right? Just the Holebas to beat and i believe the game is at theirs and i don't even know how to get to their ground.. Ill ask my team if they know the way to SanJose but at this time on a Friday night most are involved in either a fencing match or an art appreciation society meeting. So ill do the gracious thing and wish our opponents good luck from all at team casual. Good luck Seattle salad-dodgers- we eat salad for breakfast, but if u best us then fair play. Good luck SanJose Holebas, we eat Holebas for breakfast but if u best us then fair play.
    Stay classy SanDiego and as always no rules in this fight except no touching of the hair or face.

    1. A.T
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      God damn casuals. Grrr.

  17. Sauzée
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Air Force One touched down at Boston Logan airport, docking in front of the 100ft-high statues of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. The presidents emerged from the plane, waving to the press pack below. “Hawk this way gentleman”, smiled the stewardess. They made their way straight in to the limousine which would take them to their clash with the Boston Hawks. Fresh from their victory over New Orleans, the Presidents were in high spirits. They began tucking in to the champagne whilst President Bernie Sauzee quietly sipped his prune juice in the corner. The limo made its way in to town. The streets were thronged with fans. “Woah it’s busy”, said President Barack O’Badger, “but I suppose it is still Hawktoberfest”.

    “The Boston Hawks? Why do they call them the Boston Hawks?”, slurred Pocherson. “Who knows”, replied John F. Keninnsie. The driver’s window slowly edged down. “Change the radio would you Clive, I’m not in the mood for hawk and roll”, said President Slamdog Truman. Clive turned and nodded, before peeling back his face to reveal Mark Wahlberg: “Welcome to Boston”, he said in a thick brogue. Suddenly Wahlberg released a rabid eagle in to the main cabin before sealing the window and locking the doors. The Presidents covered their faces as the bird thrashed around. It was too late for Presidents Pocherson and Balders. The eagle went straight for their faces, leaving bloody holes where their eyes used to be. The limo pulled to a halt. President F. Diva Roosevelt smashed the window and forced open the door, allowing the eagle to escape.

    There was no sign of Wahlberg. The presidents gathered on the sidewalk, calling an ambulance for Presidents Pocherson and Balders. ‘That’s it”, growled Captain Cheesoid, “we need to throw everything at those bastards: hawk, stock and barrel”. “Too right”, replied President Kenninsie, “They’ve talked the hawk, but now they have to hawk the walk”. As the ambulance took the afflicted away, the remaining presidents jumped in to a secure vehicle and headed straight for their enemies. President Cheesoid turned: “Why was this presser full of tenuous hawk puns?”, he asked. “Give me a break”, replied President Bernie Sauzee, "it was ad hawk".

    1. Shipstontrev
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      You need to beat them, don't let them off the hawk.

      1. Sauzée
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        😆 we'll try our best

    2. Diva
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      😆 Great presser!

      Give me a break? Or give me a beak? 🙂

      1. Sauzée
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        😆 let's go Presidents!

    3. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Fortunately it is a little known fact that presidents can regenerate and regrow body parts. Great presser!

      1. Sauzée
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        It's amazing the science that we withhold from the general public.

    4. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Forgive us for not being competitive enough until now
      Fantasy football ain't our things
      Fantasy Hawkkey is 🙂

  18. Narcos-Philadelphia
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Top v Bottom match up in Conf B. I think we are through to next round already.This match could be a good time to try some new strategies and see how it plays up.

    All the best to Pheonix.

    Sentrymen are ready for you guys.

  19. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Ah forgot to bench Players
    Was travelling home last night and it completely slipped out of my mind
    No last honour victory for us then
    Sorry to all those teams who were banking in presidents losing to us
    PS: The lavish gifts from the powerful presidents were hard to ignore 🙂

    1. Sauzée
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Enjoy your Panini sticker albums lads 🙂

      1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Sanchit isn't happy with the fact that we had to bear the postal charges though

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      You could still win!

      1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        That would be embarrassing for you and costly for us
        We don't want to return the bribe
        Money's tight these days

  20. SpaceCadet
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Have eriksen and Kane but going Payet cap. Gulp

    1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      with this sort of misplaced comment i suspect you are trying to earn a spot in next years sandiego casuals' team.wp sir wp. i will be in touch.

  21. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Interesting looking matchup Hawks even if you didn't mean it.

    -4 POINTS 0
    Washington Presidents Boston Wahlbergs
    1 Foster 1 1
    4 Pickford 1 4
    1 Boruc 1 0
    0 Courtois 1 1
    6 Alonso 2 3
    0 Daniels 2 1
    1 Pieters 2 1
    1 Alderweireld 2 0
    2 Holebas 2 3
    1 Aké 2 0
    2 Walker 2 3
    1 Amat 2 0
    0 Vertonghen 2 1
    2 Cédric 2 3
    1 Smith 2 0
    0 Francis 2 2
    1 Brunt 2 0
    0 Lovren 2 1
    6 Hazard 3 6
    6 Sigurdsson 3 4
    2 Mané 3 2
    4 Eriksen 3 5
    1 Firmino 3 0
    1 Sánchez 3 4
    3 Carroll 3 0
    0 DeBruyne 3 2
    1 Lallana 3 2
    0 Allen 3 2
    2 Walcott 3 0
    2 Payet 3 0
    7 Costa 4 6
    3 Origi 4 3
    10 Kane 4 9
    0 Ibrahimovic 4 1
    0 Iheanacho 4 1
    0 Defoe 4 1

    1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Now that's what I call a neat layout
      The president should have enough task force to get such trivial things in order

  22. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    gl holebas

  23. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    i doubt team JJ even entered a team...no contact from our captain this week.

    oh well...

    😕

  24. BabyB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    So if my calcs are correct, the cleveland v chicago match looks like:

    Cleveland
    13pts
    Alderweireld*2
    Mané*2
    Bravo
    Lovren
    Walker
    Cédric
    Firmino
    Walcott
    Son
    Origi

    Chicago
    Lloris
    Heaton
    Koscielny
    Rose
    Daniels
    Sánchez
    Kane
    Iheanacho
    Lallana
    Eriksen

    It's gonna be close!

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Loads of differentials on both sides. We still have a chance but Steamers are very strong favourites looking at this.

    2. Lord.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      My accounting is worse than my recent FPL record, but I make it Cleveland 169 Chicago 150, but with 3xEriksen.

  25. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Conference D update:

    Indianapolis are 2pts ahead of Jacksonville, and Denver are 2pts ahead of Waikiki. As it stands IND and DEN would qualify 1st and 2nd.

    Indianapolis look to have guaranteed qualification, barring freak results, and will top the group unless we lose and Denver win.

    Waikiki could claim 2nd if they beat Denver but Albuquerque have a chance of pinching it; they are hammering Utah by 40 pts and would claim second if Waikiki beat Denver, and, Albuquerque score 23 more than Waikiki over the next 2 days.  

    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Differentials for our game are...

      Indianapolis - 2 points + 10 players remaining:
      3x Eriksen
      2x Lallana, Smith
      1x Cédric, Sánchez, Walker

      Jacksonville - 12 players remaining:
      3x Kane, Origi
      2x Firmino
      1x Alli, Boruc, Iheanacho (or 2pts from Holebas), Walcott x1

      ... it's very evenly balanced.

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      With autosubs I make us 9 points behind but we have 7 more players and more multiple players
      Not sure how alb sit in terms of players but they would need to score 80 points more than us and we have a fairly decent return already

      1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        I make Albuquerque about 55 points up on you so far this week (151 vs 206), so they are closing the gap.

        Not sure if it's 100% accurate, and I haven't looked at auto-subs.

  26. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Conference C update:

    San Francisco Bull Deep 225pts
    Toby x 2
    Rose x 1
    Cedric x 1
    Walcott x 1
    Sanchez x 1
    Alli x 1
    Lallana x 1
    Origi x 1

    New York 177pts
    Heaton x 1
    Walker x 2
    Smith x 1
    Francis x 1
    Firmino x 1
    Ozil x 1
    KDB x 2
    Kane x 1
    Lukaku x 1

    SFBD leading by 48 pts
    A win for SFBD will knock New York out of the competition and secure top spot

    Up the San Fran Bulls Deep!!

  27. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    San Jose Holebas currently have a 1 point lead over San Diego Casuals going into tomorrows games

  28. JohnnyRev7
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    I'm giving up.

    I played in the midweek losers match and finished last. Kinda embarrassing of the mods to stage such a match. Maybe ritual humiliation makes them hard.

    I never had WhatsApp before the tournie, so don't check it. Two messages today:

    1. I need your bench votes. (Huh?)

    2. You're benched this GW. (Huh?)

    So, because I didn't vote for a bench (I didn't know the options), I'm now on a bench (presumably one of the other unknown options) I didn't vote for?

    Why are people so fixated on buying benches from DIY stores? Is it Autumn sale in the UK?

    This place is weird.

    I now need to, casually, focus on my marriage to Tets/Joel/Joeline. Whoever s/he, it, is. I think we both need to buy hats. And things.

    It's been a whirlwind romance, but I hope you will all respect our privacy at this difficult time.

    1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      to make matters worse my real life girlfriend has just revealed we are expecting our first 🙂 hope shes not too jealous. x

    2. JohnnyRev7
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      You have a girlfriend? Grrrrrr...

      The weddings cancelled. It's over. I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

      I'll be back.

  29. JohnnyRev7
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    You have a real life? I'm jealous.

  30. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    I would actually be happy if we just kept this article going and we don't go back to the main articles to see all the usual rubbish

    1. JohnnyRev7
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Levity and risque banter is not acceptable on the main board. Which is why I rarely post there. If you post your RMT six billion times... you get kudos.