Opinion

The Knee Jerk – Gameweek 2 – Saturday

So far, it all seems pretty simple.

Manchester United are walking through teams and all we have to do as Fantasy managers is back them and count the points.

Romelu Lukaku – while wholly unconvincing throughout against Swansea City – again managed to earn his 53.5% of FPL managers points, with 67% of those owners backing him with the captaincy.

For all the naysaying that took place during today’s display, the fact remains that the Belgian is now three goals ahead of both Harry Kane and Gabriel Jesus – perhaps his most likely rivals for a spot in our forward lines.

Should they dare to blank in Sunday and Monday’s matches then further sales of both will follow, with Lukaku hoovering up yet more owners.

But the day truly belonged to Paul Pogba.

A 15-point haul in South Wales saw him reach new heights to follow his eight points gained in the opening weekend victory over West Ham.

A lot has been said and written on the presence of Nemanja Matic and how this has unleashed Pogba’s attacking talents. However, when we look closer, there is perhaps another individual key to Pogba’s recent boom.

In truth, Jose Mourinho’s side seemed to huff and puff through most of today’s victory, and Pogba cut a frustrated figure at times – indeed, he walked a disciplinary tightrope in the first half.

But late on, the introduction of both Marouane Fellaini and Anthony Martial seemed to galvanise matters. On their arrival, United simply eased through the gears and tore the Swans asunder, with Pogba the main benefactor.

United have now scored eight goals over two matches, with six of those strikes arriving after the 75-minute mark with Fellaini on the pitch.

When he arrives, Pogba appears unshackled to run at tired legs and spread devastation. Notably, his only points earned without Fellaini on the pitch so far has been his assist for Bailly’s opener today.

So while it’s difficult to question the thousands of FPL managers that are now flocking to Pogba, we still need to consider that, to this point, the influence of Matic has perhaps not been as significant as billed.

It’s only when Mourinho reinforces his midfield further that Pogba has proved unstoppable.

Meanwhile, Mkhitaryan quietly gained another two assists without taking control of the game or matching Pogba’s impact.

He is undoubtedly the creator to Pogba’s destroyer. The question is, are we forced to choose between them and if so, is it as straightforward as opting for the Frenchman?

Having just taken a points hit to acquire Mkhitaryan, he’s going nowhere. And with Phil Jones available for just 5.0 in a defence that’s already kept two shut-outs, this Fantasy manager can’t currently find a place for Pogba.

That’s a worry. Potentially, Pogba is transformed and, match after match, he could prove untameable for opposing defences.

But the Fellaini factor is interesting and we perhaps still need to show some caution. Leicester City in Gameweek 3 will likely provide a sterner test which may yet slow the United and Pogba juggernaut.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

4,746 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Waxys
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Wenger out

    Arsenal have gone from one of the best teams in the premier league to a mid table team ever since the opening of the Emirates

    1. Netley Lucas
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Oooofff... what an entrance

    2. willl
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      If 4th is mid table then yeah I agree 100% mate, good point.

    3. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I agree that it is time..may be ownerships fault and he is covering... but he shouldn't have to take all the abuse... he needs to go.. great manager in his prime

  2. PvA
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Lacazette essential

    1. Catenaccio FC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Lacazette is a really good player playing for a team that without Sanchez is mediocre... Don't jump to conclusions just after 2 games... You are the definition of a casual player

      1. PvA
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Says the guy with the highest finish of 85k

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 14 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          At least he links his real team.

          1. PvA
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 8 months ago

            My link is real... can you click it and it see the team?

            1. TorresMagic™
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              • 14 Years
              6 years, 8 months ago

              His 85K beats your no history.

            2. Toonzie
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              6 years, 8 months ago

              And I beat u too

        2. Catenaccio FC
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          At least i don't make a new account every year... What was your last year's finish?.. And just for the record i admit that i am really mediocre at this game.. But i am experienced enough not to jump to conclusions so early and not becoming annoying talking bs 24/7.

          1. PvA
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 8 months ago

            Higher than yours easily mate - and I was working and hardly paying attention throughout the season

            If you are mediocre at the game, you DO NOT call other people casuals and think you're better than them

            You jumped to a conclusion calling me a casual, because you clearly didn't get the reference of "lacazette essential" was a common funny theme throughout pre-season

            Hypocrite

    2. Heskey Time
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Shouldn't have been called offsides today

    3. Perthite
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Especially if you are constipated.

    4. Qaiss
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I have him but I'm taking him out for Lukaku. Lacazette will be good from GW6

  3. Heskey Time
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Need a wc hear or do you think I can last another week?

    Fabianski, Elliot
    Kola, Stephens, Daniels, suttner, long
    De bruyne, Salah, Mkhi, Fraser, carol
    Kane, Lukaku, Mounie

    1. mikess
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      looks sound

      1. Heskey Time
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        So WC next week then?Thinking I might just do Daniels to jones this week if that's the case

        1. mikess
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          Addition of Jones looks good

    2. tsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Don't see the need to wc here. Could u wait a week so u could do 3 transfers for -4. That is way more productive vs wc

      1. Heskey Time
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        It's just there's more than a few players I would like to ship out and plenty I want to bring in still :/

    3. Squeazy
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Great team for me. The only thing I'd question is the goalie. Swap for Foster, perhaps?

    4. Red20
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I don't think you need to WC. I'd stick it out.

    5. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Great team... whoever you wild card to may do worse than this team..,

  4. PvA
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    As Conor McGregor says: "We're not here to take part, we're here to take over"

    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      This time next week....

      1. PvA
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Floyd takes a knee and takes the L

        Also I will have 2 more green arrows

        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 14 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          Good one TapOut.

  5. Trevez
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Thinking of transferring Firmino for Chicharito just for a few games, what does everyone think about that?

    1. Netley Lucas
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Dunno, I've gone the milf way with Antonio instead of disturbing the front 3

  6. Francescoli
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Hegazi. What a boss.

    1. PvA
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Very very lucky from WBA to get a CS if you watched the game/highlights. That is coming from a Foster owner too. Also, Robson-Kanu, the only goalscorer, getting a red really helped with the bonus points.

    2. FPL.team
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Unfortunately for me hes been bossing my bench for 2 weeks running now...

      I know if I play him next week he will concede though such is the law of sod

    3. tsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      When they get more cs than last year and he gets all the points then maybe just maybe you can say

    4. Francescoli
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Bps monster and a goal threat. Love the guy.

  7. tafrère
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Pogba could go up to 8.2 before GW3 deadline right ?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Yep

    2. FPL.team
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Yes he could, but also he might not

      1. tafrère
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        I hope not, I'm planning to get him for GW4.

    3. Netley Lucas
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      100k te get through, yeah, still cheap

  8. gunnerboy
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Arsenal are absolute rubbish. They will be the death of me.

    1. Deulofail
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      They just can't break teams down that have shut up shop. It's been a problem for a long time, but Liverpool and Bournemouth could be a different story.

      1. gunnerboy
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        We will get thrashed by Liverpool...

        1. Deulofail
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          Perhaps, but could score a couple of goals too. Kosc is hopefully back, and Kolas hopefully LWB. Different type of game than home to Stoke. Reasons for optimism.

        2. Expected Toulouse
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah Mane and Salah will have a field day running at our defence lol.

  9. Francescoli
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Pogba looked great. Although in the first half he was playing super deep. I think Mhiki is a better shout in the long term.

    1. Francescoli
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      reply fail

  10. Deulofail
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    People considering selling Ramsey for a United mid, and here I am deciding which to buy.

    Ramsey is calling me.

    1. PvA
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Monster score today 😉

      You have plenty to play so no worries at all

      1. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        It's been a rather disappointing day. I really expected Iwobi to get a brace 🙁

        1. PvA
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          Why did you hold him?

          1. Deulofail
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 8 months ago

            I was busy having fun when his price dropped, and didn't want to waste a transfer. I figured my bench was good, but I also figured thare was a good chance he'd start and influence the game. Ah well, not a big loss, just limits my options a tad

            1. PvA
              • 7 Years
              6 years, 8 months ago

              2 FTS now for you 😀

              1. Deulofail
                • 8 Years
                6 years, 8 months ago

                Yup pretty chuffed about that. Maybe Laca and Iwobi to Chica and Mhki (or Ramsey????). Maybe just bench Iwobi, get Trippier, and roll another cheeky transfer over haha we'll see.

                1. PvA
                  • 7 Years
                  6 years, 8 months ago

                  Not sure about Ramsey tbh - not looked at stats or anything though

                  The Laca and Iwobi moves make sense

                  1. Deulofail
                    • 8 Years
                    6 years, 8 months ago

                    He's ready to explooooode according to my eye test. (Which to be fair is hindered by my brain)

            2. PvA
              • 7 Years
              6 years, 8 months ago

              Any plans with the 2 FTs?

  11. Scratch
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Have to say RLC looked impressive today. Thinking that having him and set pieces Carroll as 4th and 5th mids could be a solid option right now

    1. Deulofail
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I have those two, Chalobah and Iwobi. The cheaper the better.

    2. PvA
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I was skeptical about the 4.5m mids in pre-season but Chalobah, RLC and Carroll all look really good

      1. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        THANK YOU

          1. Deulofail
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 8 months ago

            THANK YOU

            (Although my history begs to differ!)

    3. Red20
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      They rotate pretty well also. Carroll top of the BPS for Swans and RLC 2nd for Pal for today. They get involved just need some output points wise.

      1. Yank Revolution
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Carroll needs Llorente back

    4. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      They rotate pretty nicely as well, but it's hard to see either team scoring enough goals to see any reliable returns. Their score involvement would have to be through the roof.

      Mostly I would probably play a decent fourth defender in preference, but would consider the bench cover as worthy if it meant funds were made available for a big hitter.

  12. gunnerboy
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Got 2FT this week, any thoughts how to use them? Thinking Lacazette to Jesus as one of them.

    De Gea Elliot

    Danilo Kolanisic Mee Bertrand Mariappa

    Mkhitaryan Salah De Bruyne Carrol RLC

    Lacazette Gabbadini Lukaku

    1. Deulofail
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Is Mendy gonn be back?

      1. gunnerboy
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Seems like a good game to bring him back. Home to Bournemouth

        1. Deulofail
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          You might hate it but KDB > Pogba, and Laca > (K)ane

          Although if you have no money ITB then you'll have to hope for KDB to rise by 0.2 or go back in time 51 mins!

    2. Pierce34
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Could be a good shout, let's see how Jesus does on Monday. He's captain material for me vs. Bournemouth.

      1. gunnerboy
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah, and with Arsenal you never know what's going to happen. Away to Liverpool I can't see us getting anything.

  13. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 14 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Score Predictions for

    Huddersfield vs Newcastle
    Spurs vs Chelsea
    Man City vs Everton

    1. COYG
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      2-1
      0-2
      3-1

    2. Flaming Flamingo
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      1-1
      2-1
      3-0

    3. mikess
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      2-1
      2-0
      3-1

    4. Pierce34
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      1-0
      2-1
      2-0

    5. Henryyy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      1-2
      3-1
      2-0

    6. gunnerboy
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      0-1
      2-1
      3-0

    7. Scratch
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      1-1
      4-1
      2-0

    8. Expected Toulouse
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      2-1
      3-2
      2-0

    9. Dreams
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      0-2
      2-1
      3-1

    10. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      2-0
      2-1
      3-1

    11. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      What about you TM?

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 14 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        2-1 all 3.

    12. aaaaaa
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      1-1
      2-1
      3-0

  14. COYG
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Which 5.5 man city defender?

    1. gunnerboy
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I have Danilo but I think from next week he doesn't start. I suppose it's a toss up between Stones and Otamendi

    2. mikess
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I'd be looking elsewhere. But Stones

  15. Henryyy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Any ideas with this team?

    Foster (Elliot)
    Walker Jones Bertrand (Suttner - Long)
    Mkhi Mane RLC Atsu (Carroll)
    Jesus Kane Lukaku

    0.0ITB. Save?

    Cheers

    1. mikess
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Save

    2. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Gtg

  16. PvA
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Not much worse in FIFA than the annoying possession hoggers who do nothing with it at the half way line

    1. Expected Toulouse
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      lol or the people who do unnecessary tricks the whole game, only for it to lead to nothing.

  17. gunnerboy
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    How many of you are planning to WC after GW3? Nice International break to spend the time chopping and changing.

    1. Pierce34
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      It's what I did last year - served me well as it coincided with the Aguero ban. Not sure about this year - I've had a pretty bad start but I think my team looks okay-ish and there are always fewer price rises than expected during the international break.

    2. Flaming Flamingo
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      That was the plan, but now thinking I might be able to get away with holding off a bit longer. We'll see 🙂

    3. Scratch
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Not a fan of Int break wildcards, it throws up too many injuries both real and phantom. Certain clubs' form can often change significantly too

  18. Deulofail
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    This site can’t be reached

    Mother of God! How many times!?

  19. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Just watched the 2 Chicharito goals ... two lucky rebounds... good but nothing to count on ...

    1. mikess
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      That's what he does. The perfect poacher. Right place

    2. Red20
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      His bread and butter..

  20. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Time for some ArsenalFanTV

  21. Dreams
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Good morning DZ. Have you all recovered from the misery caused by yesterday's excellent scores?

    1. PvA
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Morning Dreams

      No recovering needed

      5 to play including all mids + Kane

      Can't analyse until the gameweek is over

      1. Dreams
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Good man OT. Many were moaning yesterday. Was intended at them.

        1. PvA
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          Yea, always get whiners here tbh. I try to avoid this until DZ

          How are you, Dreams?

          1. Dreams
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 8 months ago

            Am good mate. How about you?

            1. PvA
              • 7 Years
              6 years, 8 months ago

              All great man, cannot complain

    2. waldo666
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Arvo Dreams, no real misery for me thankfully, Gabbi even scored!!

      1. Dreams
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        That was an incredible event. As rare as the NASA moon landing. I thought I'd never see it live. But I did.

        1. waldo666
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          hahaha indeed!

  22. gunnerboy
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    What will be considered a good score this week? Would 50 points be about right?

    1. mikess
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I'd say so

    2. COYG
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Average is 30 but many have Kane KDB and Willian so could be a lot more

    3. gunnerboy
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      I'm on 43 but only De Bruyne and Danilo left...

    4. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season Le…
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      50+ now
      When GW3 is completed 70+

  23. COYG
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Stupid to bring in Keane with the fixtures?

  24. Heskey Time
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    How good is this Richarlson guy? Didn't watch the game

    1. Red20
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Lively, more involved as the game went on.

    2. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Shrewd buy. I think he's a snip at 6M. He is there to score and create in a side set up with pace and power. He's quick, he's agile, and he looks desperate to make it happen.

      Questions at the back perhaps but Watford will be a decent side this year.

  25. bennyp
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Help here please.

    Ddg - elliot
    Alonso - kola - kompany - cedric- dummet
    Kdb - pogba - ince - rlc - carroll
    Kane - king - firm

    King out?

    2ft and 0.5 itb

  26. Waxys
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Arsenal enjoyed a period of dominance in the Premier League with two double wins in Wenger’s first four seasons in charge, plus another league title and season unbeaten in 2003/04.

    In the eight years between Wenger’s first full season in charge and 2004/05, the club never finished lower than second in the league and picked up eleven trophies, but things have gone considerably downhill since then.

      1. Win'dian
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

  27. aaaaaa
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    What is the LMS score? I'm 21 with Kane (c), KDB, Willian, Kompany left. Should be safe?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Check stickies.
      Alli and Eriksen can eliminate you.

      1. aaaaaa
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Cheers!

      2. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        Been on this site way too much the last few months, but don't know how to 'check stickies'. Could you help me out?

  28. Red20
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Night all. Thanks for advice/insight tonight.

  29. Lukey27
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Capoue falls .1 after a ten point game. Just crazy!

    1. aaaaaa
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      It would be funny if he drops and rises in the same week

    2. Lukey27
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      sorry i misread that.

    3. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      He scored 6 points.
      He's played 10 minutes in 2 games, not really crazy.

      1. Lukey27
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        makes sense

  30. StalkingDwarf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 8 months ago

    Really boring question, but do you think Mawson is worth the extra 0.5 over Fernandez?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Nah. 5m is too much.

    2. mikess
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Nope. Would be about my 10-15th team to choose a defender from

      1. StalkingDwarf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 8 months ago

        What cheap defenders do you recommend? Currently looking to take Daniels out. Can't get Jones (already have 3 United) and I don't like the look of Dawson, They keep giving up good chances. Swansea seemed resilient against United so I'm looking at them.

        1. Scratch
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 8 months ago

          Britos. Watford under Silva should get a good 10 CS+ this season.

    3. Scratch
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 8 months ago

      Probably. But I wouldn't touch the Swansea defence with a barge poll. They're going down this season.