Suspensions

The Suspension Tightrope – Gameweek 31

There were two newcomers to the Suspension Tightrope after last weekend’s Premier League action, with London-based pair Joey Barton and Winston Reid picking up their ninth yellows of the campaign. Sebastian Larsson toppled off the edge, having received his tenth yellow for pulling at the shirt of Newcastle striker Emmanuel Riviere in the Wear-Tyne derby – the Swedish midfielder now sits out the Black Cats’ home tie against Crystal Palace in Gameweek 32 and their visit to Stoke City in Gameweek 34 after the Wearsiders’ blank.

Nemanja Matic, Cesc Fabregas, Ciaran ClarkPhil Bardsley, Victor Wanyama and Neil Taylor remain just one ill-judged challenge shy of a two-match suspension, with the yellow card limit set to increase to 15 after the April 12 cut-off date.

Jack Colback accrued his 11th yellow this term (all awarded in league ties) at the Stadium of Light and could join a select few players who have tallied 11 or more in the last five seasons. Unsurprisingly, Lee Cattermole is one of the two that’s achieved the feat, earning 13 (ten in the league) in 2011/12. The other is Cheick Tiote, who surpassed the mark in 2010/11 with 14 league bookings, making him the only player to chalk up over 11 league yellows in a single season over the last five years. Should Colback manage to pick up a further four yellows in the Magpies’ final seven clashes, he’ll receive a three-match ban that would carry over to next season. Alan Hutton (eight in the league), Gareth Barry (nine league) and the aforementioned Cattermole (ten league) comprise the chasing pack on ten cautions apiece.

Moving on to the newly-suspended players, West Bromwich Albion enforcer Youssuf Mulumbu was handed a red card for elbowing Queens Park Rangers midfielder Joey Barton – the DR Congo international misses the Baggies next three matches (LEI, cry, LIV) and will return in Gameweek 35 in time for a trip to Old Trafford. Meanwhile, Hull City midfielder David Meyler received a straight red for a lunging tackle on Swansea City’s Kyle Naughton three minutes into their encounter at the Liberty Stadium – the Ireland international sits out the Tigers’ upcoming trio of fixtures (sou, LIV, cry) and will be back in contention when they entertain Arsenal in Gameweek 35.

Toon skipper Fabricio Coloccini serves out the last match of his ban in Gameweek 32 and will be available for the Tynesiders’ home clash against Tottenham the following weekend. Mile Jedinak, Tom Huddlestone and Craig Dawson return to their teams in the next wave of fixtures to face Sunderland, Southampton and Leicester City, respectively.

Steven Gerrard and Martin Skrtel serve the second of their respective three-match bans in tomorrow night’s cup replay at Blackburn. The duo will also miss next Monday’s home clash against Newcastle and will return to action the following weekend – depending on the outcome of their Ewood Park encounter, that fixture will either be an FA Cup Semi-Final against Aston Villa or a Gameweek 33 trip to Hull.

Papiss Cisse and Jonny Evans remain stuck in the stands after their spitting altercation in Gameweek 28.

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  1. HVT
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Whose hiding behind the couch?

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      The No Aguero club?

      1. Not Irish
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Muppets don't hide.

      2. HVT
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I'm on front row for this one Tony and could go with some action!
        😉

        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          My bang out of form team finally turned the corner after 7 red arrows.

          Weirdly Aguero is a mini league differential for me to peg a few pts on tonight.

          1. Not Irish
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Sorry to break it to you but there's a reason he's a differential, pal.

            1. Hibbo
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Yeah he's been shite since his return from injury.

              Still all counts for sweet fa if he scores a few here tonight.

    2. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      The daleks....

    3. Think
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Only who have CRP defenders.

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        You missed the A out there pal. 🙂

    4. Sly Fly
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      *Who's

    5. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No-one.

    6. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'm gonna watch Raiders of the Lost Ark, and to hell with Kun

      1. HVT
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Haha !
        😆

      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        channel?

        1. The Light Knight
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          BBC3

    7. Back on the horse
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      There's no room. Mine is right up against the wall.

  2. ianpeterson
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Does anyone know how many people in top 1k captained Aguero?

    Thanks in advance

    1. Mr Sarcastic
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I think I saw something like 12 %.

      1. Mr Sarcastic
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        sorry, it was propably top 10k

      2. ianpeterson
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Ok thanks, looks like an game where I don't win or lose too much then

        Does that mean I can just enjoy a game, surely not..??

        1. Mr Sarcastic
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Yep, doesn't happen very often!

    2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      See 12% somewhere I think. Not sure if it was 1k or 10k though.

    3. Holy See
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      14.7%

    4. Guy Demel's SH
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      14.7% captained him.

      Owned by 87.9%

      1. ianpeterson
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks all

  3. Mr Sarcastic
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Wondering wether to sell Austin or keep...toughts?

    Keeping:
    gw32 two of Austin, Silva, PVA
    gw33 Morgan (SWA)
    gw34 Schmeichel (bur, CHE) + Austin (WHM)

    Selling:
    gw32 two of Berahino, Silva, PVA
    gw33 Berahino (cpl)
    gw34 Krul (SWA) + Berahino (LIV)

  4. Think
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    It's party time best luck to all who keep faith in (K)un.

  5. Son is Rising
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Come on Kun (c) need £30000!

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😯

    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      .?

    3. Just A Wooden Spoon
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😯

    4. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Dont we all.

    5. Ser Football 42
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Is Aguero giving those who captained him £30,000?

    6. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I need him to come in too, but not for that much. 🙂

    7. Lawrø
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Are those two separate points? 😯

  6. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    When is UCL starting again?

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Next season.

    2. Mr Sarcastic
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Next week

  7. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Chinese ordered and Man City match on the box.7

    Few tins and the missus walking about in some sexy gear and this would be the best hangover ever.

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      As long as she doesn't walk around in front of the telly

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Enjoy, shame the missus is there to spoil it 😉

  8. FPL Maldini
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Is the next scoutcast video tonight or tomorrow?

    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No.

  9. Breadbin
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Come on Aguero captain.

    On an unrelated note, I'd quite like my mortgage paid off. 400k needed.

    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Nice house

      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        London. It's not that great.

        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Still......

          1. Breadbin
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            3 bed semi, very standard!

            1. Gnu
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              No wonder you're a twisted sod, you have my sympathies.

              1. Breadbin
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                V

        2. Count of Monte Hristo
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          That's crazy. Would you prefer staying in London and getting less for your money or move?

          1. Lawrø
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Depends on his job and family I suppose.

          2. Breadbin
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I've worked abroad, got a nice deposit that way. I'd rather stay, family all here and good job prospects. Promotions easier as head office for most national companies are in town.

      2. Numb
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Not if you live in London

      3. Robe Wan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thats a one bed ex-council flat if you're in London

        1. Robe Wan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Sorry, two bed

    2. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Hahaha

  10. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Austin (c) and any chance of £250,000? Cheers, thanks.

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'll give you £250,000 to get Austin to score 10 own goals and get sent off.

      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        A few members would kill themselves.

  11. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Come on Sergio

    I've got no money on the line, but I do have a fecking bit baseball bat if you blank

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      A bit baseball bat, was it used on Suarez?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        yes

  12. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Puncheon to score tonight? Tempted @ 16/1 FGS

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Not really in scoring form these days. Glenn Murray @ 5/2

    2. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Wouldnt be a fan of the scorer markets.

    3. Lawrø
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I was looking at Puncheon myself... I can see it happening...

    4. Back on the horse
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      how much for anytime goal?

  13. JayBomb
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    As a Kun captainer I feel worried as I need at least 2 or 3 goals but I think I'll be lucky to get 1 goal. Going to a quiet corner to say a prayer now?

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Pray for £50,000 while you're there.

  14. Daniel Exeter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Hoping for an Aguero blank, who's with me 😀

    1. Fabreghastly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      o/

  15. Robe Wan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    As an aguero owner but not captainer. How should I feel?

  16. Cilly Bonnolly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Think I'll get seven points out of Silva and Aguero?

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Easy

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  18. Fabreghastly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Here's hoping for a 1:0 win for MC.

    Kompany goal (he's due), Silva assist 😉

    Oh, and a Kun missed penalty just to make my day 😀

  19. JayBomb
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Oh god Palace are going to and City!

    1. JayBomb
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Going to spank City?

  20. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Oh close...

  21. ralfb
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Any goals so far?

  22. TorresMagic™
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    New Post

  23. Sly Fly
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    What really bothers me, is 'professional' players missing EVEN THE TARGET at that range.

    Do they actually practice or what?

  24. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I actually just put 50 quid on a kun hatrick at 20-1......

    Still doesn't get me close to 30 K though?...

  25. JayBomb
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Take Dzeko off at put Aguaro up top on his own for God sake Pelle?

  26. JayBomb
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Ahhhhhhh Aguaro!

  27. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo