Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 32

Many times this season I’ve moved into the market early. A contentious issue, there has been much chatter on the merits of making hasty transfers in order to pre-empt and beat a price change.

Generally, it’s worked in my favour – early ventures have helped maintain a decent team value, and I’ve yet to be punished for a blunder. But there have been close shaves, most recently in the last 24-hours.

Gameweek 32 presented another troublesome scenario. With Dele Alli conspicuous by his absence in my squad, I’d exposed myself to an obvious weakness ahead of Spurs’ home meeting with Watford.

With the Hornets dropping like…err..flies…the need to correct the Alli situation gradually morphed from a concern to an all-out emergency.

Walter Mazzarri – bless him – couldn’t have signposted the situation any clearer. In his words, Watford have “no defence”, and they are up against arguably the form side which includes a midfielder who has scored 12 goals in 14 Gameweeks.

At one point in the Watford press conference, I’m almost certain that the grizzled Mazzarri’s muttered in Italian, “so I’m going big on Spurs in my Fantasy team. Captain Alli. Fantastic!”. The translator must have refused to play ball: maybe, like me, she didn’t have Alli at that point either.

Rarely are we faced with such a one-sided scenario. The Premier League, particularly at this point, remains unpredictable but Mazzarri, in his most convincing Godfather moment yet – appears to be dangling an offer we can’t refuse.

Having been beaten soundly at Vicarage Road with Spurs scoring four, Watford will now make the away trip with their back four depleted, their keeper nursing a knock and three or four other players dead on their feet.

Meanwhile, Spurs are buzzing from a late rally in South Wales and have a clear motivation to win and win big.

I had to act and, come Thursday evening, I was poised to take the extreme option of trebling on the Spurs midfield, installing Alli alongside Son Heung-min and Christian Eriksen and, with a heavy heart, sacrificing Gylfi Sigurdsson.

I was totally convinced and just moments from pressing the button, but then gathered my thoughts and opted to postpone the move for 24-hours. A wise and perhaps somewhat fortunate decision.

Friday afternoon’s unexpected update on Harry Kane’s injury immediately transformed the landscape for us all.

Kane is back in the equation ahead of schedule, influencing not only our long-term thinking ahead of the double Gameweek 34, but also our immediate trades.

Disturbed by the decision to oust Sigurdsson, Kane’s return – which will surely threaten Son Heung-min’s pitch time – soothed the situation and laid out an obvious new path.

Not for the first time, I’d come close to an almost calamitous alteration; had the price changes driven the decision, I would have likely committed. I would have still justified the move in my head, but it would have been argument difficult to swallow.

The Alli problem had worried me so much, when I stumbled and settled on a solution, the excitement and enthusiasm almost took over.

I’ve often fallen for this Fantasy Football phenomenon – the sudden discovery of an idea that fits can sometimes create such elation, I can get carried along, convinced of its merits.

So here’s another note for my manager’s self-help manual: it’s great to devise cunning plans but, very often, it’s wise to put them on hold and resist acting on the impulse created by the moment of discovery.

Now we just need Mazzarri to keep his side of the bargain. Field eleven strangers, roll over and let Alli and co tickle Watford’s tummy and send us all into the three o’clocks with a big score.

What could possibly go wrong?

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,887 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Last minute transfer of Vardy and coutinho out for Ibra and Sane.....team looks much better now.

    Heaton
    Pieters Brunt Valencia Alonso
    Alli (C) Sanchez Sane Siggy
    Lukaku Ibra

    1. Dele
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      At a cost 😉

      Unless you had 2FT.

      1. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        had 2 Freebies

  2. Dele
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Why does Poch just not stick to the 5 at the back!!!

    I don't understand his obsession with reverting to the 4atb.

    Irritating, I expect a slow start and not many goals now.

    1. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Annoying. 🙁 Maybe because you're not fully fit.

    2. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      couldn't Eriksen be playing in the middle 2 with Dembele?

      1. Jazz!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        No

      2. Dele
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        Not physical enough.

        I've cooled and can see why he's done it now.

        No wanyama and no winks, Dier has to slot in.

        1. F4L
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 20 days ago

          ugh, cheers

  3. TopMarx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    WC Played! now I can get some sleep 😉 Good luck all!

  4. Make United Great Again
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Walker on the bench again??? FFS.

  5. Hotdogs for Tea
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Scenes

  6. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Ibra cappers raise your hands.

    1. AA33
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      o/

      1. sunzip14
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        Went Ibra to Alli at the last min. No idea how its gonna turn out!

    2. Jigger & Pony
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      o/

    3. Eden ACCOUNT CLOSED
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      \o/

    4. zon
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      o/

      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      🙂

  7. dark91
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Even Deeney is benched !!
    Tough luck for Walker and Deeney right at the start of the GW

  8. Lizard Lips
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Anyone think Kane will get a 20 minute run out?

    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Yes

    2. Coen bros.
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      yeah

    3. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      More please, brought him in for Vardy.

      1. *sigh*
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        I'm probably making that move tonight

    4. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Depends on how the games going I think

    5. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Almost certainly.

    6. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      100%

    7. Visionaries
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Hopefully he gets 5 mins and scores an og

  9. Bubz
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Is Walker on the bench?

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Yes. Mega lolz.

    2. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      McAuley autosubs at the ready.

      1. Halftime
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        If Walker stays on the bench

    3. Make United Great Again
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Complete rubbish!

  10. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    couldn't Spurs be:

    Dier Aldy Vert
    Bavies Trippier
    Dembele Eriksen
    Son Alli
    Janssen?

    1. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      only late game if pushing forward. thats not a central midfield poch would want to start with

    2. Jakarta
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Yes, is is my thought (hope)

    3. Bill Haverchuck
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Yep, but I'd say Dier in midfield with 4 at the back more likely

      1. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        id stick £100 on that

    4. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Could be, but Dier has lost his way a bit at CB and pairs well with Moussa in the middle of the park.

  11. AA33
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Trippier anyone? 😉

  12. Holmes
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Okaka starts, nice...

  13. Maarrrr17
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Sanchez, Lorente, Coutinho >> Sane, Walcott, Kane

    And now I feel sick.

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Chance that not one of the players you brought in starts. Walcott obviously most likely. Smooth moves.

      1. Maarrrr17
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        I regretted my decision before my finger left the enter key.

    2. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Crikey

  14. Yordan Letchkov
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Did Cout -> Özil and hope, that my Özil/Sanchez combo will be on fire on Monday!

    1. Arteta
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      I won't let you down 😛

  15. Sims
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Pocchetino can get lost!

    Hope they lose now

    1. Fpl Richie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      With an Alli consolation. Yes then.

    2. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      hope you lose

    3. Weasel51
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      He's getting as bad as Pep

  16. Jazz!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Fuchs off Poch

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Why was he on Poch in the first place?

  17. michudagawd
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Unlucky Walker owners. Was not expecting him to miss out again.

    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Crazy. Trippier started in the reverse fixture I remember.

      This Walker rotation is damaging - particularly if it continues for the "easier" fixtures.

      1. BadgersBoys
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        Scored in that fixture I think.

  18. foreverton
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Did Pedro > Tadic last minute, if Pedro scores i'm killing myself

    1. Hotdogs for Tea
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Ballsy

  19. Visionaries
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Glad i went against everyone's advice and took Walker out 😉
    Davies ftw

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Slickster

      1. Visionaries
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        Thanks

    2. Weasel51
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Captain Hindsight

      1. Visionaries
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        Captain classic

  20. JÆKS ⭐
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Did I miss any Coutinho updates today?

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Lots of Twitter chatter that he's fit to play

    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Seems he has joined the squad

    3. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      He travelled to join team.
      In contention to play

  21. red devil 7
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    okaka (c)

  22. Numb
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Damn, Walker owners getting a lucky McCauley haul off the bench AGAIN!!

    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Yeah, that was my immediate thought. Unless of course he gets a few mins. Not likely, though.

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        Yeah, FBs generally do 90. See my comment to you below. Just surprised me.

  23. Jigger & Pony
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Bavies owners rejoice

    1. Jakarta
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      I reluctantly went Walker to Davies this week for funds until WC. Got away with it so far.

  24. Lizard Lips
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Took a hit to bring in Alli for Coutinho, no regrets even if Coutinho starts, Alli recently has looked like he could bang in 4 or 5 over the next 3 fixtures and Coutinho has looked very good but fancy Pool not to score as many over the next 3. As a non captainer I am wondering if I want Alli to do well or not?

  25. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Walker replacement? Can't stand to see his stupid face in my team anymore

    1. Jonny HOW SON?
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Ben Davies

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 20 days ago

        No spurs scum please

    2. red devil 7
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      but i can only see his shirt in my team

    3. Sims
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Will have to keep for another week then out for valencia

    4. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      Toby although seems a waste of a precious transfer

    5. Kane-harry Island
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 20 days ago

      He has just made my decision easy. Walker must now go to accommodate Kane as 3rd spur player

  26. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Why is deeney benched?

  27. Sims
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Didn't own Walker all season until 2 weeks ago. Since then

    0,2, Benched!

    Unbelievable

  28. My Name Is Prince
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Walker won't play two games in the double... Hope everyone remembers that when the time comes!!! 😉

  29. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    So walker not playing and my benched defs are an injury doubt bertrand and benalouane, this will be fun...

  30. Numb
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 20 days ago

    Mark - I found it strange that you ended up with 3 Spurs that didn't include either Alli or Kane (or a spare Kane slot). Not that I can question you given you are killing it this season 😆