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The ScoutCast – Episode 153 – March

Simon March, aka Dufflinks, has been hanging around these pages since August 2011. A veteran of six Fantasy Premier League seasons, this campaign started more casual than ever, with Simon resigned to snatching the occasional live match from the other side of the world.

Against the odds, by Boxing Day he was fourth in the world. Six weeks ago, he reached the summit. As you read this, Simon sits on top of the FPL world by 30 points with his Wildcard still tucked away in his pocket and the whole Fantasy Football Scout community behind him. No pressure.

With Granville absent with a hangover from a mid-life stag do and another United disappointment, this week’s ScoutCast is dedicated to Simon’s story, as he wakes in the early hours to join Jonty and myself for a special edition.

We overcome countless gremlins to discuss how Simon gets by on rations of four live matches a season, how he can recall every point hit he’s ever taken and how one lucky cat may just hold the secret to his success over the remaining ten Gameweeks.

We end this episode with a shout-out to community legend, Doosra – get well soon Doos.

We’ve included a fully edited version of the ScoutCast on iTunes and via this link or the player below.

If you want to see Simon, myself, Jonty and the lucky cat in person, you can view the full un-edited Hangout movie below. Be warned – it really is a “warts and all” production.

Be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel if you want to get an alert for next week’s Hangout and future live episodes.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Belalugozi78
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    DGW 34

    A. Panti
    B. Green
    C. don't bother and stay Foster

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      D. Got a WC?

      1. Belalugozi78
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Unfortunately.... used

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Spend transfers on outfield players.

          1. Belalugozi78
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            I meant in terms of keeper... you said D.

            1. Woy of the Wovers
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              Changed to C

              1. Belalugozi78
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 3 months ago

                all right.... so in that case I'll go with 7 DGWers.... or I'll have to downgrade midfielder to Phillips and take Giroud to have 8.

                non DGWers would be- Aguero, Silva, Foster and Kane

      2. Belalugozi78
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Who do you suggest than?

    2. sully29
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'm planning on getting rid of Foster then anyway, his fixtures get awful around then.

      Think I might have the money/space for a Liverpool or Arsenal keeper if they're defending well.

      1. Belalugozi78
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        my second plan is to take Ospina.... but I would have to get rid of Bellerin. Sanchez and Cazorla/Ozil are must

  2. Just A Hat
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    @Lucy, if still around

    Chances of Southampton scoring this weekend?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Odds not good.

    2. Just A Wooden Spoon
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Odds of Chelsea keeping a cleanie will be a hell of a lot shorter.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Evens.

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Very low

  3. Just A Wooden Spoon
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Sure to be busy on the forum tomorrow so thought I'd garner some feedback now whilst it's relatively quiet. Thoughts on this team for this week's action:

    Pantilimon
    Terry, Ivanovic, Dawson
    Sanchez, Hazard, Silva, Eriksen
    Aguero, Kane, Sakho

    Subs : Hamer, Boyd, Clyne, Bertrand

    ?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Template +Sakho.

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Strong

  4. AugustaBlue
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Hart (alnwick)
    Terry, Kosc, Yoshida, Yun, Wisdom
    Hazard, Cazorla, Silva, Chadli, Ameobi
    Aguero, Giroud, Kane

    2FT and 0 ITB.

    What in gods name am I missing because I can't think of anything to do other than dropping Hart for the next 5 gameweeks...

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Wisdom to Schlupp

      1. AugustaBlue
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Too broke!

  5. Numb
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Wollscheid 12 goals in 227 apps

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      So he is due ?

      1. Klopp's Kids
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        9 months in.

      2. Numb
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Must be close.

        Alderweirald 17 goals in 222.

        Not bad.

        1. Numb
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          25 in 338 for Shawcross, for reference.

  6. BOSH
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Who to captain? First to 3 wins

    A. Kane
    B. Sanchez

    1. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Sanchez x3.
      Do I win?

      1. BOSH
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Funny guy

    2. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      San(C)hez

    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      B

    4. whitters_2014
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      sanchez out of those this week, so I am an armbanding aggy I imagine

      1. BOSH
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Sorted

  7. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Right guys, now the footie is over, anyone care to help me with this?.......

    what to do with my team....

    Pants
    Pva Bellerin Lescott
    Hazard Cazorla Eriksen Silva
    Aguero Kane Austin

    Krul Pieters Clyne AJ
    A. AJ to Puncheon (bench Eriksen)
    B. Clyne to Ivanovic (bench Pva)
    C. Cazorla to Sanchez
    D. Cazorla to Ozil
    E. Save FT
    F. Pva to Schlupp (really not sure about keeping double SUN)

    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      CLyne to Ivan if thats the plan for the future anyways otherwise save

    2. BOSH
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      AJ to punch as he won't be playing for a while surely

    3. King Kaka
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I like the Santi upgrade option, so C or D fro me.

      AJ t4o Mane next week.

    4. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Thanks all

  8. whitters_2014
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    potentially 61 pts off rival who has treble soton def to my double che def ... fun times xD

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      0-1 (Bertie goal, Clyne assist) incoming

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ok.

  9. Klopp's Kids
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    On Chelsea's exit:

    "Not seen racists kicked out of Europe like this since World War 2"
    -@Radio_Gaz

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      What about the Spanish elections of 1978?

    2. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ridiculous statement.

  10. BeachBadger
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Dont know if this was posted before but worth a rewatch

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=917368361742030&fref=nf

    1. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      The sign at the end makes the video!

    2. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      🙂

    3. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Quality 😆

    4. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Could have at least got a haircut if he wanted to throw himself into the part, poor impression 😉

      1. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        😆 I love the thought process they went through to pick him out as being Terry. Who is our whitest, most English looking guy? Already owned the jersey maybe? 😆

  11. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Aguero will play 45 minutes ± 45 this gameweek

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Cheers Geoff

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      It's good that you don't look for popularity here.

  12. sttewwizza
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Chance for Toby Alderweireld in starting XI for Southempthon...?

    A: 0-25 %

    B: 26-50%

    C: 51-75%

    D: 76-100%

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      D

      1. sttewwizza
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        thanks...

      2. Super PVA - Small Spuds
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        What % would you put on it Demi? Ta

        1. Demí
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Around 90 probably. Should start after another week of training

  13. Park the bus
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Silva likely to go up tonight?

    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nope.

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Commodity markets closed here. Maybe supply shocks could push prices up tmw.

  14. King Kaka
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Question about strategy.

    Top 5 of mini league have virtually the same front 7. I'm 25 points from top.

    Sanchez, Hazard, Silva, Eriksen
    Kane, Aguero, Austin

    Problem is I have Santi where they have SIlva and Chelsea defence is a differential for me but its Azpil who may/may not start.

    Best strategy to catch no. 1?

    A) Santi to SIlva and hope captain picks make up the difference
    B) Save tfer and hope Santi starts/outscores Silva this week
    C) Azpil to Ivanovic

    Thanks for your thoughts.

    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not C.

    2. sttewwizza
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Bring Siggy instead Santi... then,with that money, you could set up your defence or maybe you could invest that money in some forward insted Austin...

    3. King Kaka
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Thanks. Eyeing Siggy/Mane but4 for next week.

  15. Zasa
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    If you guys want some better odds, I'd definitely recommend taking odds from betting exchange websites as they are more accurate

    https://www.betfair.com/exchange/football/competition?id=31

  16. Not Irish
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I think Simon's mention of "common mistakes" in the Scoutcast was very interesting. Perhaps it's a term maverick players like me won't like so much. But it makes alot of sense. I know for me anyway hearing the current world #1 say he'd made many mistakes but luckily they hadn't cost him too much as they were mistakes most made was a bit profound. As boring or dull as it may seem, most of the time swimming with the current is the correct thing to do even if the majority are proven wrong.

    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      In general the current is flowing that way for a reason. Theres a reason everyone has Hazard, Kane, etc. and it's not because everyone else has them. Theres a reason people got Eriksen over Chadli, Townsend etc. Cos at the time, it looked the smart thing to do and if it doesnt work out, no big deal.

      On the flip side of that, taking a punt not captaining Kane, a no brainer for most here, or other punts against the flow of the tide, can prove very costly

    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I think there is a halfway house, Muppet, where you can play with caution but take a few more calculated risks. It just takes so much discipline to not take hits but when you see how the top players play the game, you start to understand why that approach (at all costs) works more than it doesn't.

  17. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Would you play Jones (might not start, good chance of a cameo if he does) or Rose?

    1. King Kaka
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Jones for me

    2. Belalugozi78
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Jones will play... he didn't start against Arsenal, but after he came in second half, he was OK.
      I'm going to play him. Bertrand is first in my bench then Rose.

  18. lifes a pitch
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    what dgw do you guys definitely know are happening?

    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Chelse Leicester GW 34

      Arsenal QPR Sunderland Villa blank GW33 unconfirmed reschedule

  19. estheblessed
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    a) Yoshida > Dawson

    b) Austin > Berahino

    ?

    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      a

      1. estheblessed
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks or even Zouma?

        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Not convinced about his game time. Which wouldn't be too bad if you've got OK subs, but might be annoying for the DGW.

  20. Klopp's Kids
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ivanovic worth 0.8M over Terry?

    1) Yes
    2) No

    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes at this point in the season I think. Ivans actually a bigger differential

      1. Klopp's Kids
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Higher ownership than Terry by around 8%.
        Both have a really high goal threat too.

        1. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Oh my bad man. I got the ownership mixed up it seems. This is how bad rumours start 😆

        2. sully29
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Lower ownership in the top 10k though, I think.

          1. andy85wsm
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            This.

          2. Klopp's Kids
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Probably 50/50 in the top 10K.
            Hmm. Might just get Terry so I can save some funds.
            Ivanovic is the better pick but I need some cash ITB.

          3. Zasa
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Fwiw, overall removing dead squads, he's owned by 30.4%
            In the top 1000, 23.7%
            Top 10k, owned by 19.8%

            Terry owned by 33.0% in the top10k
            35.4% in the top 1000
            and 26.2% overall removing dead squads

  21. Scotty B
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Who to captain this week?

    A - Aguero
    B - Hazard
    C - Sanchez

    1. Sánchez
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Im going B because no one else seems to be
      Excellent at home, pens, CSpt and 5 for goal
      Not to mention the others might come off early to get rest ahead of europe

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        'Im going B because no one else seems to be'

        Many will captain Hazard, maybe you should consider Foster if this is your thinking?

        1. Sánchez
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          I dont have him

          1. Wild Rover
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            It was a bad guess but you get my point..

            1. Sánchez
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              Aye but you get mine on hazard?

              4th in captain poll, about 6% and theres a calculated differential gamble and theres just plain insane

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      A

  22. Gideons Rolling Another One
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    What to do with 1 FT and 1.4 in the bank?

    Koscielny, Clyne, Bertrand, PvA, Wasi

    I'm tempted with Wasi to Zouma. Yay, Nay or other?

  23. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Schlupp will be fun to own. Bore off Naughton owners 😛

    1. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Schlupp is boring. 75% Wollscheid is living on the edge and seizing the day!

    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Have you, WR!? I'm sooo tempted, myself. Great run of fixtures but he must get attacking returns to make it worthwhile.

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        I'm getting him for Naughton tomorrow if there are no other problems from the pressers. He is my fifth def (6th mid) and has a dgw coming, attacking threat from oop and a better chance of points this week than Rose who I would have to play otherwise. What's not to love? Most weeks I will play Terry, Clyne and Rose so for a freebie transfer this week seems well worth it 🙂

        1. Twisted Saltergater
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Yep, he'd be my 4/5th defender (with PVA) so only comes in when Terry, Fonte or Vertonghen doesn't play, or this week when I'd prefer to bench Fonte (and Vertonghen, actually - for PVA).

          I'm only pausing because Zouma seems a guaranteed 6 pts this week for 4.7m, and Simon March is in a similar situation and looks like he might start Clyne vs Chelsea.

    3. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I was tempted til I realised he'd be on my bench for the DGW anyways so takes a lot of the fun out of it 🙁

  24. Klopp's Kids
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Fun fact: Terry only has one yellow card in the league. Got it last game too.
    Has no red cards either.

    1. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      smashing lad really

  25. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Who's rising tonight?

    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      *insert cliched joke here*

    2. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Rose

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nobody

    4. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Me

  26. Parm
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    No idea what's going on but how's this?

    Pants
    Vert, Bellerin, Daws
    Haz, Alexis, Mane, Eriksen
    Kun, Kane, Chaz.

    Hamer Boyd Naughton Toby

    1FT 4.8 in the bank

    1. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Good?

      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Is it?

        1. The Light Knight
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          No

          1. Parm
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            🙁

            1. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              Don't worry, United are no good and they are 4th (ish)

    2. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Save

      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Ta

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Who is Chaz

      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Chaz Austin

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          It's ok

  27. Konig Luther
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    https://vine.co/v/O9rdb60DWtZ

    "dead" to avoid a red card

    1. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Will win an Oscar over Di Caprio for that.

  28. Klopp's Kids
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    After that shocking defensive display I can see LvG reverting to the 352 again.
    Or at least giving Jones his place back.

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Rafael over Valencia if anything

  29. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    ya big babies..

    http://i.imgur.com/kIFVgSh.jpg

    😆

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Fake

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        the emotions were real

  30. The Light Knight
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Wow, that last hot topic is a bit of an eye opener, I first thought they were talking about the number of matches they were attending.

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I watch about 12 games at the Bridge and 50+ on TV. It would be more but BT are killing me.