Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 8

Just how much does success in Fantasy Football depend on luck?

It’s a million dollar question, the answer to which may well win you a million dollars one day.

Luck has always been a factor I’ve acknowledged, not least when jousting with Granville on the ScoutCast. Similarly, every season when we interview another humble Fantasy Premier League champion, they cite a healthy dollop of luck as a key component of their success.

Arguably, however, Fantasy Football managers can manufacture their own brand of luck – both good and bad.

Recently, I think I can make a pretty good case for claiming that I’ve been dealt a duff hand or two.

Back in Gameweek three, I laid down the Wildcard and refreshed my team. In that selection, I made some crucial errors. However, those errors have been exposed and punished rather cruelly.

First up, when considering a Bournemouth defender for the strong run of fixtures looming, I opted for captain Tommy Elphick over the raiding Simon Francis. Foolishly, I was anticipating a price drop for Francis, allowing me to do an automatic trade soonafter and gain 0.1 in profit. That opportunity never materialised.

Three weeks later, the unexpected happened. Elphick was struck down by injury and hasn’t featured since. Elphick was ever-present in Bournemouth’s championship winning campaign – no injuries, no suspensions.

Next, I decided to take a risk on Joe Gomez of Liverpool. He’d played the opening three matches and had kept clean sheets in all three. Against the odds, he appeared to be a wise budget investment in a settled Liverpool back four.

After a severe slump, in Gameweek 6, Brendan Rodgers dropped Gomez to his bench and shifted to a 3-5-2 shape that looks set to exclude the 19-year-old from his plans.

That event was synced perfectly with Elphick’s injury, leaving me with three active defenders.

To compound matters further, Luke Shaw was then struck down by a season-ending injury.

Suddenly, just three weeks after my Wildcard, I had two defenders, and one of them was Micah Richards.

Added to that, David Silva missed the Gameweek 5 trip to Palace and then picked up a calf injury in his warm-up for the Gameweek 6 home clash with West Ham.

Then Alex McCarthy got dropped for the visit to Watford. I opted to play the former Reading keeper at Vicarage Road and watched while Palace earned a first shut-out of the season, only their second in 21 matches under Alan Pardew.

In the same weekend, Callum Wilson also suffered a season-ending injury at Stoke.

Added to this, Swansea pairing, Bafe Gomis and Andre Ayew have transformed from a vibrant goal threat, to impotent uncertainties. Swansea have scored just a single goal since I doubled up on their attacking duo.

That long list of “misfortune” would doubtless have been shared by some of you. Others will have their own list of ill-fated events to back their case to claim “bad luck”.

However, when I look back on those incidents, I can’t help but see where I went wrong.

Elphick was the wrong choice. Gomez and McCarthy were never nailed-on starters in the long-term. Silva is known to be fragile and potentially injury-prone, Shaw definitely is. Swansea’s early attacking form took us by surprise, regression seemed likely.

While it’s perhaps unfortunate that my events chained together in such a short window, most of those pitfalls could have been avoided had I considered and acted upon some of the doubts surrounding those players.

I can curse the Fantasy Gods all I like but I know my pleas for a turn of fortune deserve to fall on deaf ears: I’ve perhaps been unlucky that my errors have been punished but they were my errors.

I’ve dug the hole I find myself in, I’ve got to figure out a way of clambering out again. If I do find a way, Granville will doubtless claim that luck played a part.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Daniel...15 minutes into Scoutcast and chill...

    http://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/728/426/426728.jpg

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      scoutcast?

    2. Zombie
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      scoutcast?

    3. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      scoutcast?

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        lol, ahhahaha wth

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I figured I would have forgotten the joke by the time Wednesday came around 😉

          1. Zombie
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            What happened?

            1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Eh?

    4. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Old joke. Could be posted about everything.. People just want to be boring I guess and have boring life on the couch. No excitement whatsoever. No "P" from Passion even. Suit yourself. Have you boring life, thinking how I feel :LOL: Zing

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I think he's trying to say something

        1. Jax
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          It can talk

        2. Robe Wan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          "Releassse meee"

      2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Aw c'mon mate, lighten up, just a joke 😉

    5. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Hahahah

  2. Gazpilicueta
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Best of luck to everyone this week. I personally had a stinker last week, doesnt get much worse. but I wildcarded and am hoping for a great week this week! heres for a great day on FPL and FFS!

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      +1

      Good luck to you too!

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Good luck with wildcard

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        thanks! have a goodun!

        any players in game 1?

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Dawson and Myhill 🙂

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      + 42. You too! 🙂

    4. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Same defence 🙂
      Pretty much. Fonte/Bertrand Prödl/Nyom
      3 similar midfield…
      Pellè the same…

      You must do well eh? 😉

    5. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Good luck yourself!

  3. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    ML rival has triple captained aguero 😯

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'm triple captaining Aguero when he plays Sunderland 😉

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        DGW

        1. Revival
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Sunderland in a DGW of course ;(

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        nice!

    2. FrancescoLazio
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I wish him all the success in the world.

      Single captain here

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        😯

    3. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      You are lucky. Can't wait to see how that Pedro call went

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        yeah same, could be a gameweek defining decision. good luck daniel

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Good luck 2u2

  4. Scotch Jock
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    The top ten in the world captained ten different players:
    Martial Payet Kolarov Mata Sakho Vardy Sagna Gomis Mahrez Lukaku

    1. Scotch Jock
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      And none of them went for my choice..............

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Not one Aguero?

      That's them dropping like a lead balloon this week 🙂

      1. Scotch Jock
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        And me going up like ......... an ordinary balloon?

        1. Rococo
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          LOL!

        2. Fifa las vegas
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          *helium

      2. Jøssy ⭐
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Do any of them even have Aguero!? I'd wager they're top ten because they don't... which is also why they son't stay there (we all hope!!)

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sagna (c) is going to end in tears

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        of joy. 6 points x 2

        1. km79
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          he may not even start ........
          can't believe not one aguero captain
          this is SURELYnthe week

          1. km79
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            and he didn't start
            and it surely was the week 😀

    4. bialk
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No Kun?

    5. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No Kun.

    6. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Lurking much? They aren't good atm. They will all fall 😉

    7. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Gomis lol

    8. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sagna?

    9. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No Sturridge?

    10. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Dafuq.

    11. Jøssy ⭐
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Well that took some time...

      you have to go all the way down to joint 33rd place to find a tea, that even has Aguero!! He has captained him. Next week's top of the table?? 🙂

      1. Jøssy ⭐
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        team*

  5. bitm2007
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Need either Pedro or Gomez to play, don't rate my chances as more than 50/50.

    1. Jøssy ⭐
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      The latter, I'll give you 5% chance.

  6. Alittude
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Immediately regret Captaining Kun. I think I made a huge mistake...again!

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Home to Newcastle? I wouldn't be so down...

      1. Alittude
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        oh how i hope!

    2. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      The best option by far

    3. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      this some sort of self protection when it goes wrong? see this a lot before kick off.

      1. Alittude
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        no i honstly feel a sense of regret

    4. FrancescoLazio
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Mate take your tears elsewhere. You sound like a fanny

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        lol harsh

      2. Alittude
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        shes a nanny named fanny.

      3. Jøssy ⭐
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        😆

  7. Eden Hazardous
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Dawson please kill Bolasie and get a RC

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      *injure not kill on hindsight

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I think it's a little more than a red card.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        100 game ban

        1. Alittude
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          2 week probation

    3. King Kav. QC at law
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      You're an idiot.

  8. joinho
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Watching football focus, Kevin Kilban has got to be the most boring/worst forst football journo/pundit

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Maybe, but I would still prefer him to Michael Owen.

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Agreed with eVs

        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Good lad 🙂

  9. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    WC getting activated tonight 🙂

    Feels exciting 😛

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Peeked to soon if this was tactical.

      Shoud have gone gw11

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        *peaked

      2. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Is there an international break in GW11?

        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Nope.

          Good fixture swing for United, Everton and Sot.

          1. Bøwstring The Carp
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Hmm good food for thought actually

  10. FrancescoLazio
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    What is everyone's least favourite sport?

    I hate F1

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Golf.

      Except the courses with the windmills, slides and bumps etc 🙂

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Crazy! 🙂

    2. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      F1 and cricket

    3. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ooh, can't really think off the top of my head but I'm certain there's something I hated. Can't think if it now though...

      Cricket I'm not a fan of either

    4. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      handegg

    5. King Kav. QC at law
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Kabadi. It's stupid.

      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        What's that?

        1. King Kav. QC at law
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Some Indian sport that was on channel 4.

    6. FPL Puppy
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Golf.

    7. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Watch everything except for Rugby League, Union rules in Cornwall.

    8. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Me too. Dreadful noisy polluting irritant

    9. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Basketball

    10. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      F1, cricket and snooker/pool

    11. joinho
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Rugby

    12. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Football

    13. Ridgewell's scores
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Any motor-racing. Basketball.

    14. Deyanski
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      You hate F1.. That is The beauty of Moto Sports!
      Hockey

    15. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Golf

    16. Qubit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Rugby and football.

  11. Jax
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Agueromania starts today

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      And Hazardous storms

      1. FrancescoLazio
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        As good as Ronaldo minus the goals and assists

        1. King Kav. QC at law
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          So so true.

  12. Numb
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Top 3 player you are worried about not owning?

    1. FPL Puppy
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Aguero
      De Bruyne
      Mata

      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Mata and Lukaku a little alright, mostly because I had them and got rid of them which were terrible moves

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No one. 😉

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Confidence.

        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Blind confidence 😆

    3. Alan The Llama
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Messi, Ronaldo and Pele

    4. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I own everyone I think could score well 😎

    5. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sanchez
      De Bruyne
      Silva

      1. Alan The Llama
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Why do type this stuff?

        1. Numb
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Eh? What?

          1. Alan The Llama
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            It's bs. You come across as someone who just churns out manure.

            1. King Kav. QC at law
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              There's a few on this page.

              1. Fifa las vegas
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Excuse me!? 😉

            2. Numb
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Lol whatever.

              1. Alan The Llama
                • 14 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                I'm gonna name the 38 footballers I'd rather meet in a motorway service station.

                1. Alan The Llama
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  No.1 Rooney, he'd know where the reduced pork pies were.

                2. Numb
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  I've just looked at the last two pages of your profile - it's not exactly thrilling stuff to be fair.

                  1. King Kav. QC at law
                    • 8 Years
                    8 years, 8 months ago

                    I like what he says.

                  2. Alan The Llama
                    • 14 Years
                    8 years, 8 months ago

                    I haven't looked at yours, and I know it's neither thrilling nor even slightly original.

    6. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I don't worry about these petty little worries

    7. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Vardy , KDB and Rondon

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Sanchez instead of Rondon . I just think Rondon could get some joy against Palace

    8. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      De Bruyne, Pelle, Silva

    9. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Payet
      Mata
      KDB

    10. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I dont plan to play bench boost .....so nobody

    11. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Matial
      Kolorov
      Hazard

    12. Black Panther
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Payet, Vardy, Silva

    13. Rococo
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Just Payet.

    14. Jøssy ⭐
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sturridge
      Mata
      Bellerin

  13. MarkyMarkovic
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Sako nooooooooooo

  14. Dynamic Duos
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Aguero (c) could do great things for me in my mini leagues, currently 2nd and 5th.

  15. FPL Puppy
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Any people from Sweden?

    o/

    1. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Abba for a start

      1. FPL Puppy
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Ha, funny.

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

    3. Root
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No, Finland

    4. FPL Puppy
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Guess I'm the only one then. YES!

  16. Jax
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Newcastle have conceded 2 goals in 5 of their 7 games so far. Aguero going to go mental today.

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Bout time...

      1. Alittude
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        atleast a pen plz lord

    2. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      That's the plan

    3. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes, and 2 Shots on Target in 4 GWs will definitely help...

    4. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      2 goals? Wow!!!

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        would be happy with 1 assist

        1. Numb
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Mental!!!

          1. Jax
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            ape$hit

    5. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      or another city player could, like every other game this season...

    6. FrancescoLazio
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'd take a goal and assist

    7. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      and punish those 11.5k who sold him

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        this.

      2. AIRMILES
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        actually, 50.5k

  17. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Last time Kun faced Newcastle he scored a penalty after 2 minutes, easiest first goalscorer bet ever for me and I had him as captain too

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Doesn't mean the same will happen this time

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ye but that was last year

    3. joinho
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Still I didn't feel confident enough to captain him this week

  18. Manamongst
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Two things I am certain of today:

    - Bolassie & Zaha will blank.

    - Gerard Deulofeu will hurt Liverpool...bad.

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sako to come on an troll Daniel

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Look up the definition of certain.

      1. Manamongst
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Look up the definition of ¨I¨...

        1. King Kav. QC at law
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          No need, I fully understand the meaning of that word and how to use it on a sentence.

        2. King Kav. QC at law
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          In*.

      2. Manamongst
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Sakho/Moreno owner???

    3. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks for the heads up

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      - Kolarov will put in a load of crosses

  19. rjcv177
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Bench boost played

    Begovic, henessy
    Kolarov cedric jenkinson Martin Richards
    Alexis kdbruyne payet mahrez holaahan
    Kun(c) martial gestede

    How many points can i expect?? 150??? Lol

    1. Manamongst
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      67

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Think it got to be worth a extra 15-20 points

      1. rjcv177
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I NEED at least 50 more than ML leader 😉

  20. Alittude
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Pickle juice or alfalfa sprouts ?

    1. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      are you constipated?

      1. Alittude
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        big time!

      2. Alittude
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        (C) does it to me every time

    2. FrancescoLazio
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Hipster

    3. Manamongst
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sprouts with a cup of coffee...that should grease the skids for ya.

      1. Alittude
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        they don't call me skid row for nothing!

    4. joinho
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      alfalfa sprouts

  21. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Still no sign of Speroni, I see ...

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      no surprise

      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        No speroise*

  22. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Sako owners must have known he was likely to be dropped at some point right?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sold him. 🙂

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Good call.

      2. Manamongst
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        jury is still out...

    2. Manamongst
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I was kinda hoping he would be dropped (I own him) it was getting right annoying watching the wing play to either side of him...

      Last week I told myself a player has a better chance of scoring from the bench on the set-up Pardew is torturing us with at the moment.

  23. Slam
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I see a 1-0 win for Palace here.
    You heard it here

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I would love that. Souaré assist? 😀

      1. Slam
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Well maybe not.
        I need to catch up to you somehow 😉

        1. Jax
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          west brom will concede anyway

      2. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Yes, for sako off the bench 😉

  24. Jax
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Daniel, which 3 footballers would you shag, marry, avoid?

  25. Root
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Doosra: you benched Mahrez? Why.

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      either a) he's crazy b) he's a genius

      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Or he doesnt have him....

        1. Jax
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Why would he ask the question then?

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Because his form is on the slide, and Drinkwater's is on the up. And because I want to play Sakho ...

      1. Sad Ken
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I'm not sure I get this form on the slide thing, he's only blanked in one of the full games he's played?

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Ah, well - you would have to see my table ... 🙂

          1. Sad Ken
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Can I look?

    3. FrancescoLazio
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Lol@Doosra

  26. Jax
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    West Brom midfielder James Morrison slipped away down the tunnel early as his team-mates complete their warm-up, was he holding his calf? We shall see if Albion have to make a change or not.

    1. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      McCarthy on? 😮

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        😉

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Crikey. Things are not going very well for them ...

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      ???

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        yeah this isn't funny

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        just makes me laugh that you have to constantly defend your team selection

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Ah, I see. 🙂

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            not trying to be rude or anything, it's refreshing to see different teams

            1. Root
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              True

        2. Root
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          It's not Doosra, I would've asked the same question from anyone else too. Benching Mahrez against Norwich is very interesting.

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            It's just a common theme over the season, not any specific people 🙂

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      too far

  27. PogChamp
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    50 saves from Myhill would be nice.

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      50? that would be a bad week for him

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I hope my goalkeeper scores 500 points today.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks, was about to do that. 🙂

  28. AIRMILES
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    In pure football terms I want an exciting game. I like both teams, so if they can take 3 points off each other this season, that would be ideal.

    1. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I cant helpp but write utterly pointless things when hungover