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Introducing the FIFFSA Five-a-Side World Cup

We at FIFFSA (Fédération Internationale de Fantaisie Football Scout Association)  are delighted to announce the inaugural FIFFSA Five-A-Side World Cup is coming soon and we want YOU to play your part in the greatest show on earth.

We want players from across the globe, from across the Fantasy Football spectrum and from across time if necessary to assemble a side to compete for the ultimate prize.

Who is it for?

Anybody in the FFSscout community with an official FPL team. Whether this is your first season here or whether you’ve been playing Fantasy Football since the postal days, this competition is open to you.

How will it work?

The Five-A-Side World Cup is a tournament open to squads of six players who will field a team of five players each week, with one player on the substitute’s bench. A team’s score each week will be the sum of the FPL scores of the five players the team fields.

Each week, each team will go head to head against another team and the team with the highest aggregate score will win that match.

When does the tournament run?

The nations and their players will have until three days before the start of Gameweek 13, so Wednesday November 18th, to finalise their squads and for FIFFSA to finalise the tournament schedule according to the number of entrants.

The tournament will then begin in Gameweek 13 and finish at some point in the new year. There will be a break between gameweeks 18 and 20 to give us all time off over the Christmas period.

How are the teams picked?

At present there are number of FIFFSA Scouts who have already stepped forward to be a captain and they will be recruiting players immediately. However, anybody who thinks they can get a team together is welcome to step forward as a captain and recruit their own team.

If you have a team together, with at least five players but preferably six, please fill out this form to register your squad.

The countries to be represented will be allocated on a first come, first serve basis as captains volunteer themselves.

How do I join a team?

The easiest way to join one will be to get in touch with one of the captains still looking for team members either in the comments here or through their contact details in this spreadsheet.

If you are still unsure whether you’re a secret Spaniard, an undercover Ugandan or a concealed Columbian, we can help you to find some likeminded individuals for some Fantasy Football fun. If you fill out this form we can forward your details to captains and help you find a team.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

Enjoy the tournament, this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee,

President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB,  VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

FPL is a simple game made complicated by double gameweek planners.

3,080 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Fergie Time!
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    41 with 4 to play! Saved ft too.

    1. Fergie Time!
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Oops! Wrong article. Still looking for a team btw if you have spots left.

  2. Gunned Down
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    If anyone has spots left and needs a player, please hit me up!!

    Thanks!

    1. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Try team Montenegro email on spreadsheet

  3. Francescoli
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Team Australia comes in late to the party! We are looking for recruits.

    If you pine for the halcyon days of Leeds Utd circa 2002/03 when Vidukas and Kewells ran the EPL, then come join us at Team Australia.

    We are recruiting. Hit us up at: irongatesound (at) gmail (dot) com

    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Sent you an email mate

    2. Mark-O
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Bumps for this! 🙂

    3. LEEDSLEEDSLEEDS
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Hey mate, if spending 12 months backpacking around the the Coogee Bay Hotel gets me enough migration points, id love to join you.
      Email sent. Cheers

  4. Scab
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE: Moscow, Russia / October 25 2015

    On this day, October 25th, the Red Army Paraded through the street of the capital.

    It was a sight to see, the sons of Mother Russia in uniform, accompanied by tanks and flags as they marched with their heads held high in the air.

    The Parade came to an end toward the main square of the city. A large crowd gathered around an elevated podium where General Scabikov stood, stroking his decadent mustache.

    "People of Russia, I come today to announce the final list of our representatives in our battle with the filthy Western Nations"

    The crowd waited in anticipation....

    -------------------- "Moin" --------------------

    The crowd lets out a thunderous cheer, Moin was well known in Moscow for his outside of the box strategies which often led to victories for the Motherland

    -------------------- "Meinhoff" --------------------

    Immediately, the square is silenced. so quiet you could hear the sound of a Matryoshka doll being opened. Most would shudder at any mention of "Meinhoff" His name was used to scare children from being naughty and was commonly thought as just a myth. In reality, Meinhoff was deep within the Serbia Government, part of a decade long Russia Black Ops mission.

    -------------------- "Burger" --------------------

    The Crowd erupts into a chant "Истинный царь медведей ! Истинный царь медведей !" (The true King of Bears) Burger was well known in Russia as the famed bear hunter. His Celebrity status was brought on by the fact that his weapons of choice for taking down a 3 meter brown bear are his bare hands

    -------------------- "wolves_simmo" --------------------

    For Years, wolves_simmo, was a name that struck fear into the western world. Known for being swift on the battlefield, he leaves nothing behind except the memories of fallen husbands and Fathers. Legend states that wolves_simmo was born in the deep trenches of the Gulag, and knew only of violence and terror until his escape.

    -------------------- "DEMI" --------------------

    It was amazing how two syllables can almost cause a riot. The crowd began flipping cars over, throwing Molotov cocktails at store windows and pushing and shoving one another. DEMI was probably the most well known Russian, Ever informed, Ever Knowledgeable and most importantly, the head of the KGB.

    Due to the breakout of violence the parade was cut short, but among the madness the announcement stirred, the Russian people were overjoyed. This is simply how we celebrate in the Motherland.

    - General Scabikov

    1. wolves_simmo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Team Russia! We are ready!

    2. Meinhoff
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Haha this is awesome, general. Great team. Да здравствует Россия !

    3. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Another excellent missive to the masses General Scabikov. I think you're setting the standard for press conferences/military parades so far.

  5. A.T
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Good morning Ladies and Gents. Wales are looking for players so if anyone is interested please get in touch at the email below stating your FFS username and FPL ID. I'm particularly looking for someone who's a dab hand at spreadsheets 😀

    athleticotimbo@aol.com

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Hello you

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Shouldn't it be spreadsheep in Wales

    3. A.T
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks to all those who applied. Team Wales is now complete. 🙂

  6. Sepp Blattered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Looking for a team to join.. But who hmm

  7. Diva
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS

    Swiss police have stepped up their search for FIFFSA Executive Jaffalicious amid rumours he has been involved in a five-a-side team smuggling operation.

    The FIFFSA vice-president was last seen disappearing into the tiny Catalonian quarter of Zurich.

    Speaking on the steps of FIFFSA headquarters in Zurich - and struggling to make himself heard above the hum of shredders working away inside - a FIFFSA spokesman said: "Vice-president Jaffalicious is out of the country on business and is therefore unavailable for comment at this time."

    Meanwhile, Swiss police are investigating after a cargo container laden with Jaffa Cakes was seized at the border after entering the country through France. A source close to the investigation said the vehicle had started its journey in Barcelona.

    1. Francescoli
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      ha 🙂

    2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      *Jaffalicious is currently out-of-office for 'business' and will not be back for a while. For urgent enquires, please send a courier pigeon to:

      #SomosCubanos
      Puerto de la Habana,
      Havana,
      Cuba

      Muchas gracias*

  8. Georgie Best
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Northern Ireland are seeking Pat Jennings, George Best, Norman Whiteside, Danny Blanchflower, Derek Dougan & Martin O'Neill. Failing that if you can hold a drink whilst perhaps holding down a decent rank you have a chance of getting through the trials & becoming a legend of the aforementioned proportions.

    Hit reply or email columb@hotmail.co.uk

    1. Footballbloodyhell
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Still looking for players? Hopeful for an international call up soon. 😀

      1. Georgie Best
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Yep. Email me to come aboard.

  9. A.T
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Southampton goal incoming

    1. A.T
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Ffs 🙁

      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        😆

  10. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Are there three Ireland teams now?

    1. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      2?

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Who is this n Ireland above
        Thought there was already Eire and Ireland

        1. BabyB
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Tony Hibbert has the republic and Georgie best/columb has Northern Ireland.

          Don't know of any other Ireland? Unless someone has organised a team and not emailed us?

          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Maybe George best was somebody before and referred to team as Ireland.

      2. Odikostar
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Sorry for interrupting babyb, but the Norwegian team are wondering if this tournament will work out as a regular world cup, with group stage, or just knockout stages/ h2h league?

          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          We're going to try and stay as true to the World Cup format as we can.

          1. Odikostar
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            thanks Balders 😀

  11. FPL Maldini
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Really keen to join a team, anyone need anyone?

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      try emailing Northern Ireland above 🙂

      1. FPL Maldini
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Email sent to Northern Ireland 🙂

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      You could join Scotland but alas I can't pronounce your name

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Frrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooommm!!!

        just practising

  12. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Stick or twist?

    Butland

    Moreno Kompany Van Dijk (Morgan, Richards)
    De Brunye Mahrez Payet Sanchez (Sako)
    Lukaku Pelle Vardy

  13. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    South Africa introduced the Vuvuzela to the World Cup. What does Thailand have in store?

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      the Klong thap

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Massage

    3. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Lese-majeste

  14. FPL Maldini
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Which should I ship out first?

    a) Richards

    b) Martin

    c) Ward

    d) Huth

  15. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Pinkfish. Who else is in our team? The ridicule I'm getting over my Kim hair hat (which actually is from a photo of Kim) is making me doubt my decision. That and the worry that all my team mates have been shot 🙁

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Potential defector alert!

    2. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Kim Wild Rover and other members of the great North Korea.

      Due to Western meddling I have had to delay our team declaration. Fear not, for the team will be publicly announced on Weds evening @ 10.00pm GMT time.prompt.

      There is the usual Western propagandists at play behind the scenes and we ask all members to stay strong and unified.

      There will be an announcement to accompany the declaration broadcast, that I hope meets with the members approval.

      We did have to shoot one player unfortunately, as he meddled with the guidance system on one of our newly delivered Russian nukes. Unfortunately, on testing, it fell on Argentina___So no real harm done really, but we had to make an example.

      Your hat has received flattering comments directly from our great leader himself, so ignore the Western pigs. I will be sending you some Russian donated Vodka to put you at your ease.

      Kim Pong Pinkfish.

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        😀

      2. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Isn't it going to cause problems at your team talks when everyone is called Kim and you all have the same haircut

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          At least their team members have hair, unless you count ear, nose & bum varietys.

        2. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          You obviously have not noticed I am wearing an Amy Winehouse wig.!

          Another sacrificial lamb of Western propaganda. :-).

  16. Keep the Faith
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Still looking to join a team if any are still available

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Have you put details up on unwanted list

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Unwanted list lol

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Bit harsh

        1. Keep the Faith
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Unwanted list yes, feel like the guy who gets picked last in gym activities at school 🙁

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Why not be a captain?

          2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Still plenty of managers looking for players KTF, not sure how many are actually using the list, my advice would be to approach as many managers directly as possible. Especially those advertising on here, perseverance will pay off

          3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I know Keyser Jose personally he would be delighted if someone picked him, he is a good lad, you could form a team and approach a few unaffiliated

            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Reply to KTF

      3. Zasa
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        He zings you zang.

  17. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Quick reminder there are still plenty of potential team mates on the unaffiliated list

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jZm5E64n2EAHP9GoMy51CXDHkbswXP2S1VlFFOXE_E8/edit?usp=sharing

    If you haven't got a team yet why not be a captain of a small African nation and contact some of them yourself? There are still spaces available.

    I have just removed everyone who is allocated to a team. If you have changed your username sinc you filled the form could you please let me know and I will have you removed. Or if you have affiliated yourself to a team but have yet to return your form that would be good too. That way we can stop you receiving contact.

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Camp Mou said I was in the Turkey team, can you clarify this please?

      I haven;t heard anything yet.

        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        He's not submitted a team yet, so you might want to get on his case about it if he doesn't soon.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Yeah. Turkey isn't on the list at all.

        2. Every Dog Has Its Day
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Will do, thanks.

    2. gbpearce - AMERICAN DYCHO
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Happy to get on board a team too.

    3. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Someone need to remove me from the list, I am in team Malaysia.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Did you change your name at some point? Anyway you are off it now

        1. Keep the Faith
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Thanks cheese may look at starting up a team myself but a little unsure as never done this before, thanks

          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Create a spreadsheet for your 6 players to input their teams on, chat tactics by email, decide as a group who your going to bench or appoint a VC to help with the decisions. Do a bit of research on the opposition that's basically it. Very easy to be a captain with only 6 players on a team. 15 is a different matter entirely

          2. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            We will be releasing a new captains guide shortly. So don't worry about that. Get the 6 players and work from there. Spectrum is correct though

            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              And a former winning captain 😉

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Not of this competition 😉

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Your right Sess is taking over the reigns. I have someone to blame if it goes wrong now 😀

                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 11 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Sessegnon?

          3. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Malaysia needs a captain?

        2. sleecc
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Hmm... don't understand why it has something to do with my name? I submitted to the team captain with the same name as what I submitted using the form. Never mind, thanks.

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            God knows. I may just be daft

    4. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      How many teams do you have entered now?

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        48 registered countries.

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Great response so far

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I know. It is amazing how many go for European countries. We would like a bit more world representation really

            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Yeah I agree the more obscure the better I think (apart from Catalonia) so many countries to choose from

              Montserrat
              Kyrgyzstan
              Guam
              Zaire
              Turkmenistan

              To name but a few. People need to get the creative juices flowing

              1. Ayew Serious
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Uzbekistan?

                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                St Vincent and the Grenadines is my personal favourite

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Pain to fit on the spreadsheet though. Hoping someone picks Gibraltar up as well

                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Clash of the minnows! Perhaps the catalans could move there/

              2. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                I would go for South Sudan if it were me. They are the newest country after all an new horizon

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Surprised no one has picked C.A.R up after all the fuss a few years ago when everyone on scout decided to represent them to try to get them to be the top nation in the competition

                  1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    In fpl should I say

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 11 Years
                      8 years, 7 months ago

                      I know. Where is the imagination? National dress and creativity are most important to me.

                      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                        • 12 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        That's why we went San Marino we wanted to think outside the box and represent a team that normally in a tournament would never be represented

    5. Barry Woj
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I've joined Northern Ireland (he's yet to submit though) so you can take me off there, cheers!

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks!

    6. Jacques The Lad
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Pretty sure I'm in the French team, so you can take me off of the list cheese. Both entries as well haha (submitted a second due to a name change)

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        You are defo in team France mate, although I have your FFS name down as Optimusclyne.

  18. boney
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Top 10k last season..still adjusting to the game this season but shld be there by gw13...any malaysian team need me?wld be honoured to join in 🙂

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Try FFS Addicts. He is the captain and I think is still recruiting. He is around

      1. sleecc
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Since when I am the captain?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          It looks like you are captain on the spreadsheet? I think I am going to check back the emails. I am pretty sure you weren't even on it yesterday.

          1. sleecc
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I am not the captain material, just a bench fodder. You need to captain someone like Kun or Sanchez 😛

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              You do yourself a disservice.

              1. sleecc
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                lol

                1. Cheeseoid
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Ok. I see what has happened now. The former captain has decided not to do it and has said that you would take it on. Do you want to do it? Or would you like to find another country?

                  Captaining isn't that hard I have compile a guide for new managers as there will be loads. But I understand perfectly that isn't what you signed up for.

                  1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Trouble in camp there already, I know what I would do

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 11 Years
                      8 years, 7 months ago

                      Throw Malaysia out. There is evidence of identity theft in their ranks after all

                      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                        • 12 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        Off to sleep now anyway, good to chat to you Cheeseoid as always

                      2. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 11 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        Thanks Spectrum. See you later

                  2. sleecc
                    • 8 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    I am addicted to FFScout (as my name suggested though with a typo 's'), and I am sure I will be swamped with leading a team as captain.

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 11 Years
                      8 years, 7 months ago

                      Not a problem FFS Addicts. Your name is removed, woud you like me to put you back on the Unaffiliated list?

                      Try trying to help do the paperwork behind it!

                      1. sleecc
                        • 8 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        I am OK to be in the team unless someone throw us out from the tournament 😛

                      2. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 11 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        Ok. I have advertised the post.below

                      3. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 11 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        The problem is without someone actively recruiting there is a reasonable chance there will not be a team. Hopefully a manger will come in.

                      4. sleecc
                        • 8 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        Is the former captain still want to be in the team, or he quits the team altogether? What about those people he has hired? I have been actively helping the team to advertise on member recruitment, I am sure there are someone who has already contacted the former captain.

                      5. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 11 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        We don't have a list of who those people are as they have not been registered. It reads as if he is not interested in captaincy only but I cannot be certain. You may be best to contact him and find out.

  19. Torreslove
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Any teams looking for players? Dont all ask me to join their team at once.

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      How good are you at accounting?

      1. Torreslove
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        depends on what I'm getting paid

          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Depends how good a job you do 😉

  20. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    ****Urgent News!****

    Malaysia have thrown out of the tournament after identity theft was discovered amongst their ranks.

    If anyone would liek to take over Malaysia an exciting opportunity has presented itself!

    You too could be sit atop the Petronas towers!

    You too could guest of honour on the exotic island of Penang!

    You too could tour the beautiful Kinabalu national park.

    Contact fiffsa.exec@gmail.com for the chance of a lifetime. You won't regret it

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      The post already comes with a player FFS Addicts! Half of the work is already done for you! If anyone else would like to play for team Malaysia pleas respond here and maybe one of you can captain or you can have a communist collective?

    2. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Disgraceful behavior !

      I move Malaysia is banned altogether or North Korea will send in an official protest..

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Not often North Korea takes the high ground

    3. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Problem solved!

  21. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    3 years ago on FFS, during the CWC tournament, the West Indies cricket team won so many hearts that they got donated 1 years supply of grass. Due to the shortfall of supply for two years, this team was under the dumps and barely interacted with the FFS world. They did not understand the plethora of RMTs now drowning FFS. And even if they wanted to, the lack of mind enabling leaves barely made them understand what #proteaafire meant.

    Thirsty for competition, being far away from the world, this team was about to die in the dumps. Until one of the team members received a mail from Jaffalad. It said that there was a corrupt group called FIFFSA which offered a years supply of grass for free for whoever participates in the competition. It offered 2 years of free supply of Jaffa cakes if the big names from the past were brought in to participate in this competition to give it some much needed TRP.

    The rest as we say is history.

    #potatoesarecoming #Jamaicamon #puffpuffpass

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Ja-maic-a team?

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This

      2. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        I can't see where i'm supposed to register mon

        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          this has got all the signs of ' I cant be arsed making a new grav, oh here is my old WI one'

          1. Lateriser 12
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Too busy smoking that stuff son.

  22. Diva
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Please use the first "this form" link in the article above. Thanks!

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      - reply to Lateriser.

  23. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Rumours suggesting Jamaica have gotten a marquee signing from PSG.

    Only time will tell whether this one will be a great success or am Epic Fail.

  24. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    why put your name on the unwanted list if you don't respond to offers
    jeez phew cuff pa tut and many other noise made whilst raising eyes and shaking head

  25. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    The Scotland recruitment wagon is now officially rolling.

    In our last failed attempt to get out of group stages, when in true Scottish style we were beaten on goals scored. After an in depth review of our campaign it was found we didn't get drunk enough and spent too much time thinking about the games. So this time the management board (me) have decided on a strategy of doing he haw. no training, no team talks, no spreadsheet, probably no emails.
    In light of this ground breaking approach we are open for offers from players who fit this style. Due to the fact three of the previous players are still lying drunk under my kitchen table I have decided to give them another go, plus we cant get the strips off their backs as vomit and urine seem to form some kind of adhesive.
    This leaves us with two spots left, so if this sounds like you;
    funny
    good at banter
    willing to regularly ridicule opponents about their weight, hair, squinty eye, body odour etc.
    have the ability to drink loads
    happy to wear urine stained shorts, (yours or anothers urine, lucky dip)
    willing to play every week, yip you heard it, you will start every week up till the final , when I will come in and take the glory.

    feel free to apply via the team page.
    please note, those who have applied already are still being considered so don't apply again
    also I likely wont return any emails unless you are in the team. So if we are into week three of the tournament and I haven't called, just take it as read that you didn't make it. Nothing personal, I only get 40 min a day on the PC in this place before they put the jacket back on and lock me back up so can't be wasting it.

    1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      May I suggest you let those you haven't selected know. I was left hanging by a certain team captain 😡 only to find out via the spread sheet a few days later that I hadn't been selected. He did say he'll let me know but didn't. Anyway it's good to know where you stand so you can apply to other teams.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        I haven't ruled anyone out yet to let them know they aren't in.
        normally I reply to all but gmail is a bit rubbish I think so I can miss the odd one out, so just letting them know.

      2. BabyB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah, that is a little annoying but not totally surprising.

        Slightly ironic that you are with SA and Thomass, pretty sure it was him during the hockey that lined up several players for only a couple of spots to ensure he got the best side and stopped his opponents getting other strong players 😯 (have i made this up?)

        I wouldn't get too comfy on that SA bench 😆

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          He did a similar job in World Cup FFS cup, didn't he?

          1. BabyB
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Is that the one i am thinking of then?

            Last one was cricket and was all good. I thought the Hockey tournament was the one before that but could be wrong.

            As someone not involved, i found it funny 😛

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Yeah, it's definitely funny. Hopefully he'll pull of something similar this time. 😀

              1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                I have his assurances. I made sure of that before agreeing to join

    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Maybe we should share our supplies doggy

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        could end up with some whiteys, (is that just a Scottish term?)
        I am happy to twin up with WI if just for the parties. Plus if it comes down to the last group game we could do a west Germany Austria world cup thing

  26. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    So I have one measly team that's interested in my services. One.

    Thanks for nothing.

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      we would take you, you can make hooch out of potatoes right?

    2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Disrespectful 🙁

    3. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Have you put yourself on the free transfer list? My suggestion would be to become captain of a pirate ship and enter your team

    4. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Looking good potato.

    5. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      The meant team certainly appreciates your comments. 😀

    6. Georgie Best
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Your more than welcome to come over to Northern Ireland & enjoy the craic. We have one place up for grabs.

  27. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    For those asking, Senegoal is back.

    Dressed in Jamaican jerseys.

    #puffpuffpass

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      is it jammygoal then?

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        i don't like reggae.

        I love it.

  28. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Scotland has its first official player
    please welcome
    https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6201155/il_570xN.311057439.jpg
    mactowlie

  29. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Team France is proud to announce the following signings for the upcoming FIFFSA 5-a-side World Cup.

    As Team Captain I can honestly say how over-whelmed I was to see the number of applications.

    In no particular order, this is our team –

    Boris Bodega, aka AC dead people (Team captain)
    Ameenkw, aka Soccerheads
    Suarez_Messi_Neymar, aka TheTonyPulisEffect, who recently played his Bench Boost to get a whomping 64 points.
    Optimusclyne, aka T.H. invitational XI
    Delt_eple – aka wolly
    Limpar, aka Paris Dan Germain, who is currently on storming form, having captained Kane and played his AoA chip this last GW.

    We have a strong feeling around the squad and feel that we have the top, top quality needed to find success at this level.

    Allez les bleus!

    1. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Nice one Boris, team spreadsheet should now be updated.

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks, just noticed I have Optimusclyne down incorrectly, he is Jack the Lad (OC) on FFS.
        He posted further up on this page.

        1. BabyB
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          That's fine. Probably best to have the original FFS username anyway as that is what others will know him by.

          We can update in the future if it becomes an issue.

        2. Jacques The Lad
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Yeah I'm having a mare with name changes atm. Switched to Jack the Lad because there were too many optimus-esque names already, turns out "jack the lad" with nothing after it is already taken as well haha, I haven't seen him around these parts so hoping its a dead profile

  30. Blue Lion
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Jaffa...Juuhuuu..