Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 8

These international breaks don’t just drain the legs of our Fantasy assets. They’re not just disruptions that scatter flags about our squads. In my case, it appears they are capable of throwing me off course and leading me to abandon basic principles.

A fortnight ago I was stressing the need to maintain momentum by continuing to commit to brave transfer decisions.

I’d sacrificed statistical darlings in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Michail Antonio and escaped unscathed, even in profit.

Now I had to capitalise on this trend and keep taking risks.

Yet this morning, just two weeks on and still rubbing the sleep of the international break from my eyes, I’ve settled on the most uninspiring and unlikely transfer.

Out goes Jonny Evans, in comes Cucu Martina. You read it correctly.

All the talk of gutsy transfers appears to have been dissolved by the two-week hiatus.

The devil in me would have shifted Lukaku for Benteke, perhaps Defoe for Austin or Sterling to Snodgrass, with the surplus spent on a big-ticket defender.

But in just two weeks, my ardour has been doused. Suddenly caution has set in, and I’m looking at the likes of Sterling and letting fear dictate matters.

While I’ve a belief that settling on assets and subscribing to a template will get punished this season, I’m already struggling to fight against it.

The fixtures, the price rises, the points hits – all these factors have combined to ensure that I was left with just one potential move: trading one vanilla 4.5 defender for another.

I’m now trying to convince myself that it’s a policy that can get me results. That, week by week, a straight swap in cheap defensive assets can go some way to cover for my lack of an Arsenal or Spurs asset in my backline.

It’s a nice theory and one that lets me snuggle up to the likes of Sterling and Lukaku in the hope that they will justify the faith.

But I can’t but feel that the break has stalled my progressive transfer policy, dampened my instincts and drowned out the gut-led strategy to be replaced by a pragmatic, dare I say, “dullard” approach.

I’m looking at Martina now and wondering how the twists and turns of a Fantasy season have led me to this and where it will end up.

I’m playing back his improbable 30-yard worldie against Arsenal in my head, just as a means of drowning out the shame of it all.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. faver
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    C - Sanchez Boro @ H or Son Cheeries @ Away???

    1. TheCardinal
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Aguerooooo

  2. Viprin
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone else not sure who they captained because last min changes?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      No as I'm not daft. Well, I am a bit.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      No.

    3. Dr Van Nostrand
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yup kept switching back and forth btwn Aguero and Austin

      1. Pariße
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        This works well sometimes, I remember captaining a Sanchez hatty like that 🙂

    4. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      No just you

  3. Chucky
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    lol@ pedro starting.he's useless

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yup

  4. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Captains please.

    1. SW6
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Costa

    2. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Kun (how original)

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Ha. As long as you enjoy yourself.

    3. Kaneyonero
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Sanchez

    4. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Arnautovic

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Respect.

        1. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          i hope u say the same after the stoke game...

    5. faver
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Costa

    6. some witty pun
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      costa

    7. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Alexis but in no way confident he will start.

    8. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      San(c)hez

      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Zlatan.

    9. Deyanski
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Özil

    10. Chucky
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Dimitri

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Lovely.

        1. Chucky
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          😀

    11. Jayss
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Son

      1. the german
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        wont even start this weekend

    12. Arteta
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      My Chilean friend

    13. Jigger & Pony
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Wally

    14. Garlana
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Tekkers

    15. the german
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      redmond
      a hattrick is what I see

    16. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Benteke

    17. George Sillett
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Tekkers.

    18. Darth_Newdar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Sanchez

    19. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Costa

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Go on Wakey.

    20. WDT
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Payet. No Dann and this game is about fun (tv game).

      1. Chucky
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        3rd payet capper spotted 😀

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Damn straight.

    21. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      This is great. When did you lot go so punty?

      1. Ziro
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        international fatigue worries...

    22. makaveli123
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Austin

    23. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Walcott

    24. JIM BOB
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Kun to punish you all

    25. Belsunz
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Alexisonfire

    26. Fergietime
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Wally

    27. skodaole2
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Payet

    28. Pariße
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Sancheeee

    29. edfiasco
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Alexis

    30. TheCardinal
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Now now..too many punts and Alexis here.
      Kun!

    31. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Wow where are all the Kun C at?

    32. Stockport Hatter
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Benteke

  5. how now brown cow
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    First 11.29 double transfer in a while!

  6. Garlana
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Got a feeling that this is the week I exit the LMS league.....

  7. Kaneyonero
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Sanchez (C) Kun (VC) 😎

    1. faver
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Hide

    2. TheCardinal
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Reverse that for me!

  8. PvA
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Has that #8 in the world actually made any transfers yet

    Would be hilarious if a player who has not touched their team all season won the whole game

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Never gonna happen.

    2. faver
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      dgw

      1. Team Cruel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        1-1with own goals in every game. Could happen.

    3. Stokelona
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Can't check it because it's updating but that would be brilliant! Someone should tell him

    4. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Pretty sure there's a ghost ship in the top ten or twenty at this stage most years, they always fall away

      1. ANDER.
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Precisely. A similar guy last season captained Vardy and left the game. He was no. 6 for a log time.

  9. some witty pun
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    no slimani and mahrez? does this mean leicester plays more defensive?

    1. Stokelona
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Damn! I wanted to bring both in in 3 weeks when they have a beautiful run of four fixtures

  10. HurriKane
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Alexis is in no mood to be on the bench

    Look at his his facial expression. He's raring to go 😉

    http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9045559.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Arsenal-Training-Session.jpg

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      I hope you're right.

      1. HurriKane
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        pretty confident.giroud out and perez struggling with a knock

    2. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      He's looking at the bench and thinking how comfy it is.

    3. Belsunz
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      beast mode

    4. Pariße
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      He is never in the mood for the bench 🙂

  11. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season Le…
    • 15 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Top 1000 ANY Season League (code in my name)

    Currently led by Jon Keates on 452 points impressive rank of 226
    Currently the only manger of the 300+ at the moment in that sub 1k zone .

    1. edfiasco
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Will join when updated

  12. samaael
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Cmon captain cumbum

  13. Kaneyonero
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Thought you said "Curtains please"

    1. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Pull yourself together

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        I'll get your coat.

  14. CarrollsPonytail
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Pick 2:

    A - Shaw (Liv A)
    B - Coleman (City A)
    C - Evans (Tot H)
    D - Marney (Sou A)

    Sitting on A & C at the moment.

    1. Garlana
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Too late

      1. CarrollsPonytail
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Lol.

  15. SW6
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Brought Kosc, Costa, Lukaku, Son, Walcott for a -12 this week 😮

    1. some witty pun
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      why lukaku this week?

      1. SW6
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        City are pretty poor defensively + I felt ill looking at Bony in my team

        1. Mull
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          It's not worth bringing him in for a hit though. Same with Kosc

      2. faver
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        city have no back

    2. Mull
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Lolkaku

  16. Kryten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    I want to know who Vila ronka captained

    1. liiusions
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Definitely Aguero I reckon

      1. Kryten
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        He's soo casual

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      I captained Sanchez.

    3. BadgersBoys
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Snoddy

  17. Kuqi Monster
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Interested to see how musa gets on...

  18. The Red Devil
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    is azpi part of 3 at the back for chelsea?

    1. BadgersBoys
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yes

    2. JIM BOB
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      No

    3. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Looks like it

    4. ronty
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      yup..same as last match

    5. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yes. Alonso and Moses as wingers....same as last time. Alonso becoming a "thing"....

  19. Kaneyonero
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Aguero hattie incoming please stay on the bench Sanchez. Nooooooooo

  20. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Don't let me down Theo (c)!

    1. ronty
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      +1

    2. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      +1

      1. Kaneyonero
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Costa vs Vardy fight both RCs would be good

        1. Kaneyonero
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Wth reply fail

    3. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Cmon Theodore!

    4. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Just took it off him.

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Just?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Ish.

    5. Chucky
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Brave

    6. JayBomb
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      +1

  21. BadgersBoys
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    GW8 Kun special incoming.

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Oh yeah, forgot about that. Uh oh.

      1. BadgersBoys
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        🙂

  22. the german
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    5 min costa yellow
    chelsea 0-leicster 1
    costa own goal
    best case scenario

    1. Grand Thibauto
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Would just stop playing lol

    2. Goal Digger2016
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      twit*

    3. Kaneyonero
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Costa vs Vardy fight both RCs would be good

  23. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Forgotten to change my VC... I'm ready for 2pts 🙁

  24. the german
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    top 4 overall dont have aguero in their team
    how do they do it without aguero? 🙁

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Kun hasn't been tearing it up. There are plenty of combinations of players that will do better and have.

    2. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      They haven't done anything yet, 30 weeks left

      1. the german
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        wish this is the week aguero punishes all 😀

    3. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      By captaining the likes of Costa and Sanchez. Aguero has been far from essential so far.

    4. Sánchez
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Because contrary to popular belief, no player is "essential" in fpl if you manage funds well in other areas and get captain choices right

  25. hixen
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Sorry guys, if Zlatan scores a hattrick vs pool this week it's my fault. Last minute captain change from Zlatan to Walcott...

    1. the german
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      it is so obvious god zlatan is going to punish the sellers
      I wish not this weekend though

    2. GreennRed
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      If Lovren starts that's more than possible, unfortunately 🙁

  26. joersherman
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Alonso OOP?

    1. BadgersBoys
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Winging it.

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      yep,on the bench

      1. joersherman
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        He's starting on the wing no?

    3. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yes. The worry is that when Terry is fully fit will it be Moses or Alonso who makes way for Azpi to move into midfield. (Assuming Terry actually gets his place back)

      Azpi will be the one to get IMO.

      1. some witty pun
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        when fully fit its a backline of Alonso-Terry-Luiz-Cahill-Azpi , i reckon

        1. Dr Dream
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Alonso and Azpi (or Moses) aren't playing as wing backs....just straight forward wingers with the normal level of defensive work for regular wingers.

          Check out their stats for last week.

      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Azpi isn't a very good attacking FB though. Alonso is more attacker than defender

  27. St. Joseph
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    DARE TO ZLATAN

    IBRAHIMOVI(C)

    1. hixen
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      easy 15 points from Zlatan

      1. St. Joseph
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Cheers

    2. Kaneyonero
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Blank Incoming

  28. Kaneyonero
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Dare to Update

  29. BadgersBoys
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Kun differential this week?

    1. edfiasco
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Nope

      1. BadgersBoys
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Ah.

    2. pundit of punts
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Looks like it.

      Hotty on its way.

      1. BadgersBoys
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        He is a bit hot alright.

    3. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Won't be big split.

      Was staring at my team before the deadline with Sanchez as captain wanting to captain Aguero. Although always turning to Aguero has sometimes been my downfall.

  30. Chucky
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    VR captained Alexis.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Woo and indeed hoo

    2. Sánchez
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      I already said I would before

      1. Kaneyonero
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        You're VR?