Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 32

Many times this season I’ve moved into the market early. A contentious issue, there has been much chatter on the merits of making hasty transfers in order to pre-empt and beat a price change.

Generally, it’s worked in my favour – early ventures have helped maintain a decent team value, and I’ve yet to be punished for a blunder. But there have been close shaves, most recently in the last 24-hours.

Gameweek 32 presented another troublesome scenario. With Dele Alli conspicuous by his absence in my squad, I’d exposed myself to an obvious weakness ahead of Spurs’ home meeting with Watford.

With the Hornets dropping like…err..flies…the need to correct the Alli situation gradually morphed from a concern to an all-out emergency.

Walter Mazzarri – bless him – couldn’t have signposted the situation any clearer. In his words, Watford have “no defence”, and they are up against arguably the form side which includes a midfielder who has scored 12 goals in 14 Gameweeks.

At one point in the Watford press conference, I’m almost certain that the grizzled Mazzarri’s muttered in Italian, “so I’m going big on Spurs in my Fantasy team. Captain Alli. Fantastic!”. The translator must have refused to play ball: maybe, like me, she didn’t have Alli at that point either.

Rarely are we faced with such a one-sided scenario. The Premier League, particularly at this point, remains unpredictable but Mazzarri, in his most convincing Godfather moment yet – appears to be dangling an offer we can’t refuse.

Having been beaten soundly at Vicarage Road with Spurs scoring four, Watford will now make the away trip with their back four depleted, their keeper nursing a knock and three or four other players dead on their feet.

Meanwhile, Spurs are buzzing from a late rally in South Wales and have a clear motivation to win and win big.

I had to act and, come Thursday evening, I was poised to take the extreme option of trebling on the Spurs midfield, installing Alli alongside Son Heung-min and Christian Eriksen and, with a heavy heart, sacrificing Gylfi Sigurdsson.

I was totally convinced and just moments from pressing the button, but then gathered my thoughts and opted to postpone the move for 24-hours. A wise and perhaps somewhat fortunate decision.

Friday afternoon’s unexpected update on Harry Kane’s injury immediately transformed the landscape for us all.

Kane is back in the equation ahead of schedule, influencing not only our long-term thinking ahead of the double Gameweek 34, but also our immediate trades.

Disturbed by the decision to oust Sigurdsson, Kane’s return – which will surely threaten Son Heung-min’s pitch time – soothed the situation and laid out an obvious new path.

Not for the first time, I’d come close to an almost calamitous alteration; had the price changes driven the decision, I would have likely committed. I would have still justified the move in my head, but it would have been argument difficult to swallow.

The Alli problem had worried me so much, when I stumbled and settled on a solution, the excitement and enthusiasm almost took over.

I’ve often fallen for this Fantasy Football phenomenon – the sudden discovery of an idea that fits can sometimes create such elation, I can get carried along, convinced of its merits.

So here’s another note for my manager’s self-help manual: it’s great to devise cunning plans but, very often, it’s wise to put them on hold and resist acting on the impulse created by the moment of discovery.

Now we just need Mazzarri to keep his side of the bargain. Field eleven strangers, roll over and let Alli and co tickle Watford’s tummy and send us all into the three o’clocks with a big score.

What could possibly go wrong?

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,887 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Pieterke30
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    4231with Janssen up top.

    Don't think it's good news for Alli captained like me...

    1. My Name Is Prince
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      At least Kane is on the bench...

    2. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      could be a 3-4-2-1

  2. Hobolicious
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    What is wrong with Walker? He has always been in my WC thoughts, but now I am not so sure anymore...

    1. WVA
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Just get Vertongen

      1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Or Rose

  3. sunzip14
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Did Coutinho+Vardy>Hazard+Origi (-4) at the last minute. Not comfortable at all !!!

  4. Fred54
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Sold Walker to fund Kane.

    1. circusmonkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      that was silly.

  5. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    spurs 4atb or 3atb?

    1. Norb
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      4 most likely

    2. Dele
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      4

  6. DeadStarComing
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Watford manager lied. He IS playing a defence!

  7. My Name Is Prince
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Kane on the bench...

    1. L'Aeroplanino
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      will come on and score a brace

  8. Junior ⚽
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Why did I go safe on Walker instead of Davies. Absolute joke.

  9. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Updated yet?

    1. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      :]

  10. Sp0rting
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    No Walker, you say.

    Robertson on my bench, say I.

    1. Guru Mediation
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Lovren for me 🙁

    2. Lets Talk About 19 Baby
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      If Walker dont come on, have McAuley coming off my bench, could be worse.

  11. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Had this on my screen at 11:29

    Costa → Kane
    Sigurdsson → Eriksen
    -4pts

    by 11:30 I had cancelled one of them.

    1. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Walker and Vardy 》Gibson and Kane.

      Did that last night.

      1. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Kane will score.

    2. Jayv807
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      He'll come on in 2nd half I reckon (non owner)

  12. Eden ACCOUNT CLOSED
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Walker is being sold right now

    1. Guru Mediation
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Perhaps you should wait. Perhaps

  13. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Kane owners how are you feeling right now?

    1. Nathan20
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Like I want watford to go 2-0 up inside first 15 mins and poch to react by bringing kane on early. 🙂

      we can dream right

  14. ILOVEBAPS
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    No Alli. Red arrow methinks. Just couldn't find a way in time.

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      We have Dele though

    2. The Overthinker
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Eriksen will cover it up

  15. KuttiBunja
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Carroll hattrick (3BP) + Origi 2 goals 1 assist (3BP) incoming

    1. My Name Is Prince
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Nice!

  16. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Is Kane on bench?

    1. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Yes.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Ha

  17. Son of Rambo
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Kept Coutinho and saved a transfer in the end. Hope it pays off

    1. sjhuk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      same

    2. sunzip14
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      To get Coutinho out, I had to take a hit to upgrade to Hazard by selling Vardy for Origi. Changed Capt to Alli at the last min. Not comfortable at all! If it pays for you, I will have to kick myself.

  18. LeicesterA
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Kane can still score big off the bench, right? Console me!

    1. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Obviously, tired legs and all that

      1. LeicesterA
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Fingers crossed. Tried to make gains and swapped for Kaku but knowing me, it won't work out.

    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Guzan (C), Ibra (vc) last minute decision.

    Not sure if it went through, though.

  19. RamaJama
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone captained Kane?

  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    watford stronger than expected, not the injury crisis it was made out to be.

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      what's different to the definite misses?

    2. Bill Haverchuck
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Stronger than I thought, but still fairly poor

  21. Holmes
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    That was close, almost did Coutinho to Lee Chung and Abel to Kane... 😆

  22. CABAYE4
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Ben Mee to the rescue off the bench again then!

    1. FER FUSCH AKE
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      lowton for me.

  23. Sp0rting
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Spurs with the old 4-2-3-1 again.

  24. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Walker to Davies on the cards, can't be arsed with this every week.

    1. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      An ITK poster on a forum I frequent said Kane would be fit for this weekend and Rose not far behind. Just be careful out there..

    2. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Then Rose will troll you 😉

      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Quitting FPL on the cards, can't be arsed with this every week 😉

  25. nothing_else_Mata
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Son starts!! niceeee and Walker doesn't ----> double nice 😀

    1. Sp0rting
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      what an idiot.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah it's perfect.

  26. The Tinkerman
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    The state of that Watford defence...

  27. FER FUSCH AKE
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    wtf no Walker. I really hope niasse comes through.

  28. Fpl Richie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Who will come in for Walker in your teams?

    Big Gareth here. Could be worse.

    1. HazardAGuess
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Brunt to disappoint me again.

  29. Sess!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Sorry lads but having good never owned walker I find it hilarious he's benched two games running.

    1. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Think he played last match but 2 out of 3 is still surprising

      1. Sess!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah good point. Was thinking of Burnley game a decent forgetting midweek.

    2. Weasel51
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Only owned him for 3 weeks. Got him in because rival had him and he kept getting points. Ffs

    3. nothing_else_Mata
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      be careful someone just call me 'idiot' cause also I'm happy with this Walker-thing XD