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Scout Report – Gerard Deulofeu

Everton boss Roberto Martinez continued to strengthen his first-team squad last week by signing up Barcelona youngster Gerard Deulofeu on a season-long loan deal. The highly-rated 19-year-old is the fourth player to move to the Merseysiders since Martinez’s installation and follows former Wigan trio Arouna Kone, Antolin Alcaraz and Joel Robles to the club.

After completing the deal last Wednesday, Martinez – in an interview with the Toffees’ official website – spoke of his admiration for the new recruit:

“Gerard is a real diamond of Spanish football and a boy with incredible footballing talent and I am delighted that he has chosen to take the next step of his career with Everton. He is a young man with a lot of potential to be a real star and the Everton family is the perfect environment for him to progress. The experience that we have in our dressing room will help him in his development and he will bring a completely different penetrating approach to our group. We understand a lot of other top clubs around Europe were interested in Gerard so it is fantastic he has joined us.”

The History

A prodigious talent, Deulofeu joined Barcelona’s youth academy at just nine years of age. Handed his debut for the Barcelona B side at the end of 2010/11, he became a regular the following year and notched nine times in 34 appearances. Last term saw a marked improvement in his attacking output, however; Deulofeu produced 18 goals and nine assists from 33 games, though he’s been tentatively eased into the first-team fold so far, with just a single La Liga appearance in each of the last two seasons. Nevertheless, the Spanish giants seem to have real faith in his abilities and handed Deulofeu a new four-year contract back in May.

On the international stage, he’s featured for Spain at every level from Under 16 to Under 21 a total of 56 times and found the net on 18 occasions. Part of the Spain side which finished runners-up in the Under 17 European Football Championships in 2010, Deulofeu then helped steer his country to back-to-back Under 19 European Football Championships in 2011 and 2012, picking up a Golden Player award for his performances in the latter tournament.

The Prospects

Deulofeu’s arrival adds further weight to the idea that Martinez is set to roll out a 3-4-3 formation in his debut season at Goodison. With Steven Pienaar and Kevin Mirallas looking in pole position for a spot on the left and right of the front three respectively, the new boy – by his own admission – is capable of playing on either flank for the Toffees.

As can be expected of any La Masia product, Deulofeu possesses superb technique and vision, with an ability to take on defenders in one-on-one situations capable of undoing of many a backline. With virtually no experience of first-team football, though, it’s likely he’ll be eased into the fold over the first couple of months – a few sub appearances and a handful of Capital One Cup starts seem on the cards, though there’s no doubt that he has the ability to nail down a regular berth further down the line.

Fantasy managers will be cautious to begin with, though. Martinez is expected to afford his new charge the time to adapt to the rigours of the Premier League, though at five foot eleven, Deulofeu won’t be too overwhelmed by the physicality of England’s top-flight – plying his trade in a possession-based 3-4-3 should also ensure the transition is a little easier for the teenager.

Yet to be listed in the Sun Dream Team game, Deulofeu is a forward in the Sky Sports game and may well be classified as a striker in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game. With Mirallas expected to come in as a midfielder in the latter game, though, Deulofeu is likely to be given a wide berth to begin with as squads are assembled over the next couple of weeks.

Whether he can offer us the option of a cheaper alternative depends on Martinez’s intentions over his game time but there is no doubt Deulofeu is a real class act. It may just take couple of star displays off the bench or in the cup to persuade Martinez he’s worthy of a regular role in the Toffees first-team and potentially elevate the young Spaniard onto Fantasy radars.

Further Reference

Gerard Deulofeu Wikipedia

Gerard Deulofeu Transfer Markt Page

Gerard Deulofeu You Tube Highlights

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  1. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Just bought a Blackberry for £15 off some random 🙂

    its a little shitty but its a smart phone for nothing 😎

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    1. 4vets
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      😆

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
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      Bargain that!

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    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      😀

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    4. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      😛

      Delete the history before your missus sees it...... 😉

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    5. 4vets
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      Oh yes... I'm no "random"!

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      1. Fifa las vegas
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        🙂

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    6. charlie1X
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      10 years, 9 months ago

      Now i have to short RIMM on the stock exchange thank you for your rather outdated input.

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      1. MCH
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        You seem to have missed the point of the post.

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        1. charlie1X
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          Do you really think so?

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          1. MCH
            • 13 Years
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            Clearly

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            1. charlie1X
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              10 years, 9 months ago

              Then you sir are clearly an IQ moron with no sense of humour.

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              1. MCH
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                Why thank you! Not sure what sense of humour had to do with was your post intended to be funny? Was it something to do with the extra M you added to RIM?

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                1. charlie1X
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                  I don't come on here to talk about phones is all.

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                  1. MCH
                    • 13 Years
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                    Ah ok yeh good point. There was enough phone talk on the last page.

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                    1. charlie1X
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                      Thanks for your understanding. Sorry for over-reacting.

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                      1. MCH
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                        No bother there was really no need for my first reply at all apologies for that!

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                      2. guillermo
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                        aawwwww...

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  2. charlie1X
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    Its just a minor point, but i'd rather stikied comments to be listed according to upvotes do any of you agree?

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    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
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      Partly

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    2. J0E
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      You can sort by discussion rating above... That'll give you the top stories voted for by the community.

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      1. charlie1X
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I know nut it would be more interesting to see what stickied comments the community found most valuable.

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        1. thetinkerman
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          Good point actually.

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          1. charlie1X
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            Cheers. How goes Tinker?

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          2. charlie1X
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Tinker maybe you can suggest the stickied comments are listed through community votes over the past 7 days as this will help get a quick heads up about what's 'happening' or 'moving' in the community.

            Cheers.

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            1. MCH
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              Thats a good idea. I often only pop in every now and then and it would be good to be able to quickly check to see what has been big in the last few days.

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  3. lfcserg
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    What formation are the toffees playing? 3-4-3?

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      10 years, 9 months ago

      Looks like it. Baines has an assist , Pienaar has been ok so far, but sloppy back passs lead to a gift goal for Austria Vienna's 1st; handball on a free kick cross into the box lead to the penalty goal.

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      1. lfcserg
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        10 years, 9 months ago

        Alright thank's I'm intrigued by Baines being pushed further forward has it further enhances his attacking potential.

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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          He's been nothing but forward today. He made a classic run to the line before crossing it into the box for Veillos to tap it in. Baines still looks essential.

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  4. Fifa las vegas
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka5QzJn4thI
    he'll be good 😎

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  5. Bielsa's Bucket
    • 12 Years
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    For anyone who missed it, goals and assists.

    Arsenal 7 - 0 Indonesia

    Goals
    Theo Walcott 18
    Chuba Akpom 53
    Olivier Giroud 71
    Olivier Giroud 73
    Lukas Podolski 82
    Kris Olsson 85
    Thomas Eisfeld 86

    Assists
    Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain 18
    Serge Gnabry 53
    Bacary Sagna 71
    Bacary Sagna 73
    Tomas Rosicky 82
    Tomas Rosicky 85
    Giroud 86

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    1. charlie1X
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      Sagna getting forward opposition must have all been playing POO.

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      1. Manamongst
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        To be fair, he does look faster and a bit stronger...I´m just happy he didn´t attempt any crosses from outside the box.

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    2. QPR expects... glory!
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Giroud will be an interesting 'value' selection if they can't get a deal done for Higuain. Like many foreign players who struggle in their first season he is likely to improve massively in his second year if given the chance to do so

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      1. Bielsa's Bucket
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        10 years, 9 months ago

        Has an Arsenal fan I'd love to see Higuain come in, but at the same time I am not that fussed if he doesn't either. RVP took a good couple of seasons / years to start putting 10 goals in the net, and he only started doing it towards the twilight of his career. If you see Giroud, who us only 26 years old, putting 20 a season in the back of the net, I think that is decent consider its only his 2nd season has an Arsenal player, plus I feel the likes of Higuain coming in is a risk, he could end up being another Chamakh and end up effecting Giroud development has a class forward.
        Saying that I do believe he is going to be of immense value for FPL if he comes in around £8 / £8.5 million.

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        1. charlie1X
          • 11 Years
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          Wenger please buy a world class striker so we can dream of winning the Premiership again.

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        2. QPR expects... glory!
          • 13 Years
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          If Arsenal don't sign Higuain he'll definitely be in my GW1 team.

          I want Arsenal cover up top and though I prefer Walcott I can see Theo being too expensive to shoehorn in alongside Hazard and Balenaldo in midfield without major ramifications elsewhere.

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  6. Twelve years a slave
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
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    2,310 Any good 🙂

    Looks like this game all about being lucky with captain 822 Andersen points

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    1. Twelve years a slave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      The Bowlers destroyed the batsmen when it came to point scoring, looks like a formation with five bowlers is the way to go

      Michael Clarke Australia 28
      Alastair Cook England 97
      Jonathan Trott England 50
      Ian Bell England 174
      Kevin Pietersen England 88
      Phillip Hughes Australia 119
      Ed Cowan Australia -2
      Jonny Bairstow England 50
      Steve Smith Australia 103
      Chris Rogers Australia 78

      Shane Watson Australia 134
      Joe Root England 69
      Matt Prior England 70
      Brad Haddin Australia 121

      Bowlers

      James Anderson England 411
      James Pattinson Australia 200
      Peter Siddle Australia 302
      Graeme Swann England 231
      Mitchell Starc Australia 197
      Stuart Broad England 185
      Steven Finn England 26
      Ashton Agar Australia 285

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      1. ★FC Borecelona★
        • 12 Years
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        LOL at Cowan owners 😉

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        1. Eboue
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          *lol at Cowan captainers 😉

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      2. MCH
        • 13 Years
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        It was a particularly low scoring game though. If you look at Andersons history a very high percentage of his best performances have come at Trent Bridge so there is obviously a lot there for the bowlers. I'm sure there will be a match with 1500 runs where the batsman out perform the bowlers in the same manner.

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        1. Twelve years a slave
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Thats why i captained him, i did my homework
          The talk beforehand was for a low scoring match on a wicket which would suit andersen.

          I also discovered Cook performs poorly at trent bridge , so left him out of my side. What i couldnt predict was that runt Agar getting so many points ,if it wasnt for him i would have smashed this competition

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  7. jas5sk - Youtube channel
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone here watch "Dexter"? DEULOFEU has to be Agent Quinn's twin brother

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    1. charlie1X
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I feel a sex scandal brewing.

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        1. Konig Luther
          • 11 Years
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          true... Haha

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        2. Manamongst
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Ummm hell to da no...

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    2. Declan-
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      Haha. I see it now 🙂

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  8. Best age to be a striker
    FantasyScoutUK
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    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hi,

    First ever post but have been playing for years and a member for the last 12 months. This is something that I've been aware of for the last few seasons but never seen it discussed. Check it out.

    http://www.bitterandblue.com/2013/7/14/4521874/5-years-of-premier-league-strikers-the-age-count

    What I can find however is a list of player ages to asses who may have a peak season. Thoughts appreciated.

    Thanks gents,

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    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      That's kinda interesting. ages 23 up are best. hmmmmm.......
      (welcome by the way! 🙂 )

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    2. MCH
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      10 years, 9 months ago

      Welcome to the site! Combine that with an average goals for each age and it would be interesting to see what it looks like.

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      1. FantasyScoutUK
        • 11 Years
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        Thanks guys. Anyone know which strikers will be 26 / 27 this next season? Rooney must be close.

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        1. MCH
          • 13 Years
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          He is 27 now. Hopefully his best years aren't behind him yet!!

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        2. Fifa las vegas
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Giroud is! 🙂
          Aguero (near enough)

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        3. QPR expects... glory!
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Rooney? 27? Is that stone, his age or number of hairs he had left on the top of his head before the transplant? 😉

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    3. Twelve years a slave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      Interesting

      27 is also considered the golden age in baseball. Maybe it is the age men truly peak at physucally.
      After tht its all downhill 🙁

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      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
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        🙂

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      2. charlie1X
        • 11 Years
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        Its 31 when van Persie is 31!

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        1. SuperOsçarBaby
          • 11 Years
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          Drogba

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          1. Twelve years a slave
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            What we need is a graph showing fantasy points per age

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            1. MCH
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              That would be brilliant! Maybe we can all chip in £1 and make it worth someones time to put it together.

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            2. charlie1X
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              We need the top modal players. mean & median scores don't point to the players we need in our teams. Interesting to see how players like van Persie over-perform the mean score for their age in order to try to project forward performance though.

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    4. MCH
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I found what we are after! 26 appears to be the sweet spot for goals scored by strikers. The article covers performance in each position only glanced through it will give it a proper read later.

      http://www.bettingexpert.com/blog/age-performance-football

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    5. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Wouldn't lend to much to this theory.. Jelavic played all this season being 27 years old - keep that in mind

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      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        You get my upvote.

        I take two valuable points from all this

        1) Lulaku looks an exceptional talent
        2) Van Persie at his current price is a big risk , the only way is down for him

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        1. Gimli son of Gloin
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah Lukaku will be a huge player.
          Agree Van Persie may score less this season.. but he is a nigh on guarantee to do quite well, which cannot be said for other big hitters

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          1. Twelve years a slave
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            to be worth 14.5 he needs to be the best , not sure he will be this season

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            1. Dr Dream
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              agree...his little barren spell towards the back end of last season was a bit worrying. He may well be the best striker this season again, who knows, but for anybody that price he needs to be a certainty for the golden boot....i'm not 100% convinced...

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        2. charlie1X
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          10 years, 9 months ago

          Completely agree you are obviously very astute.

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      2. FantasyScoutUK
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I'm fairly confident that if you look a top goal scorers you will find that more are 26 or 27 than not. Look at Torres, he was on fire at that age,

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        1. Twelve years a slave
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Again drawing from baseball , it appears that 27 is the age when the mixture of physical prowess and , experience come together to provide the full package, they tend to maintain this peak until around the age of 29-30

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          1. Twelve years a slave
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            A little off topic but there have been some very interesting studies looking at the time of year people were born and their subsequent sporting ability.
            The crux of the matter is if you were amoung the older pupils in your school year then you have a much higher chance of going on to be a better sportsman , you probably got all the girls too

            If you are in England and born in july then you are nearly a year younger than some of your classmates , which makes a big difference when playing rugby etc, The good players recieve extra coaching etc so the gap widens further

            All outlined in the book called outliers

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        2. charlie1X
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          You want to project the top players scores next season adjusting their projected score as a standard deviation from the mean for that age, assuming that this standard deviation reflects their superior ability and is a constant.

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    6. mathmo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Interesting read and good point. I think what sort of striker you (Target Man, Second Striker, Finisher/Poacher) and the attributes required will affect when you'll peak. 26-27 would be a reasonable average age across all these styles, as pace is unlikely to diminish yet, physical growth and maturity should have finished, strength is likely to have developed well and the previous decade of professional football is likely to bring a high degree of professional maturity and footballing intelligence.

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    7. A.C. Spider Baby
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm with Eric 'Le Roi' Cantona; the best years are 25-30. It's when physique and experience dovetail. There's probably plenty of younger players though who're unfortunate not to break into teams, and older pros who're discriminated against 'cos their 'legs are gone'.

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  9. jas5sk - Youtube channel
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Anichebe, Fellaini, Mirallas all on for Everton. Baines and several others off

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Mass changes for Austria Vienna - A few starters and their best player comes on. Vienna still leading 2 - 1.

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Everton still getting worked...

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    3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Distin clears it off the line!

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    4. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Everton look awful! It's only preseason but...Sheesh!

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    5. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      MERCY! No stoppage time! Everton lose 2 - 1

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  10. Cluckfuster
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I'm just designing the poster to go onto the staff noticeboard at work but I'm struggling a bit with my marketing skills.

    What bullet points would you use in order to 'sell' the idea of fantasy football to both those who love to play already and more undecided future managers?

    Any other advice would, of course, be more than welcome.

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    1. Twelve years a slave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      other advice

      sort that grav out

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      1. Cluckfuster
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Pot. Kettle. Black.

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        1. Twelve years a slave
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          you wanted advice , you worse than a woman with a fat arse

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      2. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Would you make a better manager than sir alex

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        1. Cluckfuster
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Your trash talk is appalling.

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    2. Eboue
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      If by some odd coincidence you have 20 bullet points, each one could be a clubs badge. Also, one sensible aspect could be that it promotes budgeting and good value. That and it proves that value of a good increases with demand

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    3. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Entrants must be prepared to end up divorced and spend their evenings chatting on the web to a sheep and a towel....

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      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

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      2. charlie1X
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Good God what monster thought that up?!

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      3. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        😛

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    4. MCH
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Play on peoples egos make them think they are chicken if they think about football but then aren't willing to prove it by signing up!

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      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Put up or shut up

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        1. MCH
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          exactly!

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    5. JohnnyRev7
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Fun
      Skill
      Fun
      Luck
      Fun
      Community
      Fun
      Bragging Rights
      Fun

      If you're running a ca$h league, throw the prizes in as well.

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    6. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      -Ever wondered what it would be like to have a sudden interest in Stoke vs Sunderland?...Well play FPL and find out

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      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        hehe 🙂

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      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        😛

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      3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        "Ever wondered what it would be like to have a sudden interest in Stoke vs Sunderland"

        NOPE!

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      4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Haha

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    7. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      More addictive than booze
      More addictive than smack
      More addictive than cheese strings

      Play FPL and live life to the full 😕

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    8. Bielsa's Bucket
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Involve money 😉

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    9. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Are you lonely, tired, bored and have f**k all to do? Well then......you should play FPL, the best game for a poor little lonely f**ker!

      T&C's apply.

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  11. Judas
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    So what kind of players do you guys want in your team this new season?

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    1. Eboue
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Hugh scoring ones

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      1. Eboue
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        😳 high

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      2. Cluckfuster
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Hugh Scorinones? Who did he sign for?

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Mirallas for sure, and Kony

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Ooooooh, rite...

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      1. Judas
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        deffs Mirallas. hoping suarez is sold so i dont need him in my team. however i will miss his talent

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    3. Ronny Hotdog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ones whose names end in -emel

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      1. Bielsa's Bucket
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Like that Guy Demel. He is an awesome player.

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    4. Cluckfuster
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      OoP as always, but a full-on front 6 or 7 and the cheapest set of semi-rotating defenders you have ever seen

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    5. ★FC Borecelona★
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      REALLY good ones

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    6. Brutus619
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Personally I'd want the players that score the most. Just for this new season though 😉

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    7. charlie1X
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Injury-free nailed-on high-scoring players please.

      Cheers

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  12. tangtastic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Soon..

    OH YES.

    SOON...

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    1. MCH
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      But how soon?

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      1. Ronny Hotdog
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Not soon enough

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        1. MCH
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Too true.

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    2. Eboue
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      FANGFASTIC?

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  13. Beautiful Game
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    triggie u beauty!!!
    Anderson did it for you...congrats you are now 16 th overall !!!

    keep up the good work.

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  14. Ronny Hotdog
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Sitting in the kitchen at work, bored mindless waiting for he first tables to come in. Why couldn't fantasy have been re-opened today so I could have been productive instead of scrubbing solid tops in 40 degree heat. Grrr

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    1. Bielsa's Bucket
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I use to sleep on top of the freezers at work during the heat, kept me cool, just told the girls to wake me up when it was time to cook.

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      1. Ronny Hotdog
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Lol, hot cupboards in the winter, on top of freezers in the summer eh? I was lying in the walk in cause our freezer is just one or the tall skinny ones, crouch as opposed to Rooney.
        Chef as well then I'm guessing?

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        1. Bielsa's Bucket
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          During my time at University 3/4 years ago. I use to take home all the food getting thrown out each day, kept me fed, especially when you're throwing out four or five fresh 16oz steaks 😀
          I work at the London School of Economics now doing IT support.

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          1. Ronny Hotdog
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Exactly what I did but never managed to get out of it. Except for nowadays vac pac machines are keeping steaks good for two weeks (legally) and waste is at a minimum. Gutting

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    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      my other half is a chef and suffers the same fate..she can be slightly(very) irritable when she gets home especially in this heat 🙂

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      1. Ronny Hotdog
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Chef? Irritable? Not us, we're a laid back bunch of folk...

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        1. Fifa las vegas
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          🙂

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        2. Bielsa's Bucket
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          I use to go ape **** at idiots who left the dumbwaiter open so I couldn't bring it back down, or just left food in it to get cold.

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          1. Ronny Hotdog
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            It's a perk of the job. We get our own back by leaving cutlery in the oven before loading it up into a dishwasher tray for them to polish.

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          2. Ronny Hotdog
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Also, there's a joke there somewhere about idiot waiters leaving the dumb waiter open...

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  15. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Botafogo can extend their lead at the top of Brazilian Seria A tonight 😎

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Not an easy game at all. Think it will be a draw at best 🙁

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah away to Gremio.....Botafogo always start well and then tail off as the season goes on...

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      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Definitely. I like the under 2.5 myself. Botafogo +0.5 @ 2.2 maybe? Decent price

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Tricky bet. I feel like both teams will score, but not so sure about a 3rd goal.

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        2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Actually I'd go for it while Gremio is not looking so hot

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    2. FantaCity
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      never confirm transfers while p*ssed

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      1. FantaCity
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        oops , first reply fail of the yr

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  16. SuperMario
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hey guys, first time on since the final gameweek of last season..

    Hope all are well, lots of reading to catch up on, site looks great..

    Any major changes?? I dont really get the new comment system, is it possible to get notifications if somebody responds to your post, that would be great??

    I know its pre season, but Fortuna beating Monaco 3.0 is a bit mad, been to see Fortuna a few times last season and they were terrible..

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  17. FPL success in 5 words or less
    mathmo
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    In tribute to the end of telegrams, and as a break from the wordy posts of yore:

    One tip for FPL success. Five words maximum. Explanations not required. Discussion optional.

    #1 Swallow your pride. Wildcard early.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I always do...

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    2. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Keep calm and copy Triggerlips

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        pfft... he dreams about having a 2 year average like mine 😛 🙂

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        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Keep calm and copy Superdunny

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Much better... although please don't!

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            1. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              Never would 😉

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    3. Gigging Order
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Always Captain Robin Van Persie

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    4. SuperMario
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Play Your Own Game

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      1. thetinkerman
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        One to spare 😀

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    5. Bielsa's Bucket
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I always wild card for DGW, but can see myself using it within the first 5 GWs this time round!

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    6. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Game week five delete account 😉

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      1. Bielsa's Bucket
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I probably will if my Dad is above me by GW 5. He is giving it large already.

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    7. Mull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Never buy Clint Hill!

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    8. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Keep calm and captain Kolarov

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    9. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      when in doubt about who captained, ask your grandmother

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    10. FantaCity
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      never confirm transfers while p*ssed (2nd try)

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    11. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Don't try to be different.

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    12. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Never bench, never captain Baines

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    13. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Giroud.

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    14. JJC
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Consistency, captaincy, patience and planning,

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    15. A.C. Spider Baby
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Über cheapies and heavy-hitting attackers

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    16. In Tommy We Trust
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Be decisive once knowing stats

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    17. SUPERMAN
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      No knee jerking players out!

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    18. Heytch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Wildcard immediately. Avoid double hits

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  18. floydy_floyd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Is fantasy premier league twitter not to be trusted then?

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Correct, only the official Premier League account.

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      1. floydy_floyd
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        So it won't necessarily be out this week? Dang.

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        1. Jairzinho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          @premierleague said it's coming out this week.

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          1. floydy_floyd
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            S-weet. Week off work. Hopefully I'll be sat in the garden doing my team asap

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        2. Parm
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          I'm not even sure FPL themselves will know when it'll be released.

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        3. Derailed Bandwagon
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah it will, unless @premier league have lied - which I highly doubt they would with the amount of tweets and mail they get already. They'd suddenly find themselves drowning in abusive messages I would imagine if it doesn't get launched over the next 7 days.

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          1. Jairzinho
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Predictions?

            I'll go tomorrow at 5pm.

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            1. Konig Luther
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              19th 3pm

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            2. Parm
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              Please don't tease me like this 😥

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            3. floydy_floyd
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              Thursday 10pm

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            4. Derailed Bandwagon
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              Tomorrow 2pm

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    2. mathmo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Not official apparently, https://twitter.com/premierleague is the horses mouth.

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  19. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    im guessing thats the last time he does that celebration

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOE_DsGGrHU

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  20. Gigging Order
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    How soon is now?

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    1. Derailed Bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Right this very second

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    2. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      you shut your mouth.
      you go about things the wrong way.

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      1. Gigging Order
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

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        1. potatoace
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          🙂
          I was actually thinking about this the other day.
          Replying to everyone using only their lyrics, see how long it would take for someone to spark.

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  21. Derailed Bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone planning to invest in an expensive defender (6.0 mill+) this season.

    If so who?

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    1. Doctor X
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Clichy/Nastasic for sure. And if Kolo Toure comes in at around 5.0-5.5 I might get him too.

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      1. Doctor X
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Providing he shows early pre season signs of being nailed on or if BR hints anything similar.

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        1. Derailed Bandwagon
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          I think he will be tbh. He played carragher every game for the last half of last season, and I can only assume that the reason he bought in toure was to add some experience to the defence now that carra has retired.

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Vert at some poin, Baines no doubt at some point. And probably Ivan/Luiz at some stage too!

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      1. Derailed Bandwagon
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah, im torn on whether to start with vert or baines atm

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      2. AK ⭐
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Why Baines still SD? I can see a decline in Everton's clean sheets this season right now. And if Coleman does get classed as a defender, won't he be a better value?

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        1. Derailed Bandwagon
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Like with a lot of people on here (myself included), his potential for attacking returns should supposedly increase therefore many will pick him not thinking about the chance of defensive frailty under martinez. He got an assist today apparently so that will further encourage as well.

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          1. AK ⭐
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            I am not doubting his returns at all. I am just doubting his value to that of Coleman if he comes in at around 5 and is OOP.

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            1. Derailed Bandwagon
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              I agree in that Coleman has just as much potential for assists and goals from open play, but Baines has corners, free kicks and pens, and that may just sway it for some. A lot will depend on prices though.

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    3. Heytch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Definitely want one 6.5 nailed on 90min defender from one of the big-6

      Hoping that is Vertonghen or Luiz's price.

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  22. Bielsa's Bucket
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    The new medical equipment being introduced for use in the 2013/14 Premier League season.

    http://youtu.be/TcTRulooyo0

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    1. .
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      😆

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    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      😆

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  23. Konig Luther
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Forlan, nice goal
    and a awesome gk:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=m4mLcbgPt1s

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  24. floydy_floyd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Nice piece on premiership new boys:

    https://twitter.com/skyfantasyfooty/status/356461016172867584

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  25. Crouch Potato!
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Sold a Blackberry to this geezer earlier for15 quid. Happy days!

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    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      😀 😉

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Hey its you again! Just dont say where you got it! 😉

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        1. Parm
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Dials 999....

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    2. Derailed Bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Is some of that 15 quid going towards the pay to play fpl game??

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        If I hadn't drank it, it certainly could have!

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    3. Bielsa's Bucket
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      🙂 😀

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    4. Crouch Potato!
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Told the girlfriend this morning I was spending the day looking for blackberries! Great I'll get some jam jars and honey. Dumps girlfriend!

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  26. MJ6987
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Apart from FFS, are there any other Twitter accounts worth following for FPL purposes? What about Fantasyfootballcheats? Any others?

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Not really no.

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      1. MJ6987
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Good, that's easy then!

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  27. Thomass
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    When are the registrations open for the uefa council leagues? I'm looking forward to it! 😀

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Dear Thomass67 - It's Chico time Swans.

      Thank you for showing your interest in our UEFA Council League. Unfortunately there is no set date for the beginning of registration yet however it will be before the beginning of the next Premier League season. Please check in with the website on a regular basis to stay up to date.

      Kind Regards, UEFA Council Support.

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      1. Beautiful Game
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        * Dear Kaif,

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      2. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Lol

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  28. Bielsa's Bucket
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    New Arsenal home kit comes equipped with a sword? Surely this will make us better defensively? http://bit.ly/12q0U7S

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    1. thetinkerman
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      😀

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  29. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Any pre-season news worth mentioning?

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Citeh lost 2-0, Arsenal won 7-0(Ollie got 2), Everton lost 2-1.

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      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Gracias Parm.

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    2. Lawrø
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Aspas scored one, assisted one and nutmegged a defender 😎

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  30. charlie1X
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Those with manager changes lost. Those with same manager as last season won.

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