The Knee Jerk

The Knee Jerk – It’s About Time

With just five games played out, Saturday satisfaction always looked unlikely. It’s fitting however, that with the big guns yet to be primed, we saw a handful of mid-price players come to the fore and deliver long overdue returns. Fitting and just little bit painful.

Jamie O’Hara started proceedings, blasting a dramatic equaliser to earn Wolves an unlikely point. Full of industry, creativity and threat, O’Hara has been an influential figure, without delivering returns for those brave enough to take a punt. Subject of our recent Members’ Monitor article and, just a couple of gameweek’s later, O’Hara has at last broke his duck. It was coming.

The start of something special? With City up next and three away games in four, it seems unlikely. Even so, O’Hara could yet figure on our radars should McCarthy get Wolves earning victories again.

A few hours later, Sunderland’s Stephane Sessegnon – another mid-price midfielder who has failed to live up to his pre-season billing, earned Steve Bruce three points with a victory at the Reebok.

Ironically, Sessegnon’s first goal of the season coincided with his shift back to the flank, as Bruce paired Connor Wickham and Nicklas Bendtner in his forward line. The Dane later converted a second for the Black Cats; Sessegnon providing the assist and fetching a belated 10-point return for the few thousand Fantasy managers who had kept the faith. Expect bonus points to follow on Monday morning and, with three home games in four to come, suddenly “Sess” is back in the game and blinking bright.

While Sunderland prevailed at Bolton, Yohan Cabaye also fired his first goal of the season to hand North East rivals Newcastle the points. The Frenchman is another Fantasy prospect that’s been touted as overdue returns. Having delivered just a couple of assists thus far, Cabaye gleefully converted to keep the Magpies buoyant and Wigan resigned to the relegation spots.

Unlike Sessegnon, Cabaye’s stock seems unlikely to rise from today’s success. Alan Pardew is now set to steer his happy ship through choppy waters, three away trips in four with Stoke, City and United presenting three of the toughest destinations around. Cabaye’s next significant return could be a good few weeks away.

Is anyone out there feeling smug? Is there really any Fantasy manager with O’Hara, Sessegnon and Cababye tucked away in their lineup? There can’t be many and yet, there will be plenty who have owned at least one of them previously, now pondering what might have been.

Having been threatening to return all season, the trio chose today to get off the mark – a day which seems set to see such modest scoring for many. That only fuels the frustration and makes their late delivery all the more difficult to accept.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. SC not pearls before swine
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    man, even when Suarez is offside he can't score

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  2. Gargamel
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Seriously bad luck for you Suarez owners and captainers this far. Cannot believe he has not scored.

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Is this a sarcastic comment?

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      1. denial
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        No. He's right.

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      2. Gargamel
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        No, it's not

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    2. Dino
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      Bur Garg you can't say they have been unlucky when he has missed chances?

      It has been poor finishing more than misfortune in the same way that moses owners can't say that they have been unlucky either.

      For me Suarez is a cracking player and might provide decent value at his price but he is NOT capt material imo due to his poor finishing which will obviously lead to inconsistent returns.

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      1. Gargamel
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        12 years, 7 months ago

        Nah, I think they've been unlucky.

        His finishes have not been down to bad luck, but for the owners they can expect more points from the number of chances he's had today.

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  3. GullyOne
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    After watching Suarez play for 9 game weeks I don't think he is classifed as a "bargain" IMO he is worth 9.4million or whatever he was priced at. He's just not clinical enough and acts like a woman 90% of the time.

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    1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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      Have to say i agree. Think ill hang on for his next 2 games then swap for torres or aguero. Or maybe even the b52

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      1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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        12 years, 7 months ago

        That was my plan all along, just wish I could break from the fixtures and get rid of him sooner... I just can't bring myself to do so.

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  4. Says
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    I have Enrique but it's so enjoyable watching this knowing that I didn't shoehorn Suarez or Gerrard in for this week

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  5. Gaz Downright
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    barnett goal coming up

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  6. _Freddo
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    Hold on Norwich.

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  7. JedJez
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Impressed by Norwich today!!

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  8. Back on the horse
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Carroll will sort this game out

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Is that him in your picture? And Im not talking about the bloke

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  9. Bazman returns
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    I tell you it is me I jinx things. Suarez was always guaranteed to be rubbish. Those who have Rooney and Aguero you are going to do well this GW. I know they face each other in a tough match but I don't have either so they are guaranteed hat-tricks!!

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  10. Johnny Unitas
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    OptaJoe - 15 - The number of chances Luis Suarez has failed to convert today at home to Norwich. Ugly.

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    1. Son is Rising
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      You have to feel sorry for him, him being such a nice guy and all....

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    2. exammy
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      Lol!!

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    3. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      does this mean more sucking of the ass?

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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        Lol

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      2. Johnny Unitas
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        bingo! 😉

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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          :)-8

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  11. applebonkers
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    stunning tackle by barnett, but jeez that was risky

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  12. Gaz Downright
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    proper fight this! loving it

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  13. Baby Face Nelson
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    This is why I got rid of Suarez after GW4. He is the most frustrating striker out there

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    1. JedJez
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      +1

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  14. Bazman returns
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    Come on Suarez show me that I am not jinxed because I can't help but believe it. Holt another one who I got rid and as soon as I do what a surprise. This is ridiculous.

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  15. Gaz Downright
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    the winker wants handball on ruddy.... sigh

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  16. Mole
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Still no CS for liverpool at home this season.

    I would love to know the stats around how many times liverpool have thrown away a 1-0 lead since they last had a decent team in08-09. They really cant be relied upon.

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  17. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Carroll really is a donkey, has a terrible first touch

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    1. applebonkers
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      mike ashley deserves a knight-hood

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      1. Gargamel
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        12 years, 7 months ago

        Haha. Worst transfer in the history of the game.

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        1. applebonkers
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          once torres hits form all the attention will be on carroll too. feel bad for him, a realistic 10mil and he could get his head down and get on with his career

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          1. Gargamel
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            12 years, 7 months ago

            Exactly

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      2. Gnu
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        Hey apple, I'm on 74 pts with only 2 to play tomorrow (is that a good score?). looks tight in H2H!!

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        1. applebonkers
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          12 years, 7 months ago

          looks like ramsey v RVP tomorrow

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          1. Gnu
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            Sadly for me. RvP every time.
            btw your FT game is a good lark and idea.

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        2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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          Can't believe u have captained Ramsey when u have ade? Good luck

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  18. Gaz Downright
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    always thought this ref was a bit on the cowardly side

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  19. Ninjaa
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    suarez out for sure next week, possibly adebayor/sturridge

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  20. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Johnson - wonderstrike.

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  21. A-Team
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Lucas will get more goals/assists than Downing this season. You heard it here first. 😛

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    1. Gargamel
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      Downing hasn't been good today, that's for sure

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    2. applebonkers
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      1 more point for you

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      1. A-Team
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        Yay.

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    3. Bazman returns
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      The way things are going probably more than Suarez too 🙁

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  22. CFCTom
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Kuyt off, Agger on. Attacking substitution. Johnson and Enrique to be pushed further up.

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  23. Cruicky
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    Liverpool finishing 4th? No chance - can't even beat Sunderland or Norwich at home...

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  24. The Doctor "Oh heavens…
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Suarez you blank. Thats the last time i go with him as my skipper.

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  25. Demí
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Suarez has an ownership of 38.3% - Yummy

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  26. Johnny Unitas
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Supremely wasteful performance from Suarez, I echo a comment above saying that Suarez (C)'s have been unlucky, god knows he has had the chances.

    Fair play to Norwich.

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  27. Bobadoba
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    SUAREZ!!!!!!!!

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    1. Bobadoba
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      yeeeeeehhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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  28. Gaz Downright
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    that suarez hug on barnett supposed to quiet the racist claims? hah... he would be a perfect politician with this attitude

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  29. Bazman returns
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    According to BBC Liverpool have had 23 shots on goal 14 of which were on target. I wish I had played Ruddy now!

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  30. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Carroll nearly saves the day for Liverpool.

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