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Podcast February 7

The ScoutCast – Episode Ninety Seven – Dogging

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Better late than never, our ninety seventh episode of the ScoutCast delivers another 45 minutes of mirth, plus injury time.

With the Professor otherwise engaged, it’s left to Jonty to provide backup to myself and Granville, arriving to deliver another “Fully Jonty” – the first to feature a community victim.

Doosra’s Fantasy fortunes come under the microscope, revealing a penchant for bandwagons and knee jerk transfers. Nevertheless, we try to go easy on the experienced campaigner, rounding things off with the extraordinary tale of the Doosra rescuing Jonty’s dog. True story.

That treat rounds off an episode that includes all the usual regulars, including our rinse through the forthcoming double Gameweek which Granville insists on placing within inverted commas: the weirdo.

Be lead astray via this link or stream your pedigree chums via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    How's this looking for next GW?

    Bunn
    Azpil | Zab | Davies
    Gerrard(c) | Mata | Bale | Michu
    RVP | Sturridge | Giroud

    Subs: Federici. Puncheon. Clyne. Demel.

    Iz very nice?

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    1. Something Clever
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      It's perty.

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      1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        How about a cheeky Azpil > Jenrique for a HIT?

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  2. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Enrique to Double rise?

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    1. Twelve years a slave
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      no chance

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  3. Hits Magnet
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    If Jones is out for a few weeks does that mean that Raphael is guaranteed to play the league games OR that Smalling might play the league games to save Rafo for the CL? Hmmmm

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  4. isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Price changes in eight minutes (2.18). Hendersen, Enrique, GJ and Suarez about to rise. Berb and Ba about to fall.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hasn't the time for changes changed recently?

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        First thing I've heard of it. I thought it only changes due to the British Summer Time switch - that was back in October I think and will go back forward to 3.18am in March I think.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Pretty sure they probably have occurred.

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Nope, as of now (2.16) Suarez is still 10.7, GJ 6.4, etc.

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            1. isacki: full casual
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              If they had change by now, FISO CTC would have updated already. They'd also be in the price changes list (changes tab).

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              1. isacki: full casual
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Should have changed to 10.8 and 6.5 now...

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                1. isacki: full casual
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 3 months ago

                  Boom. Perfect timing. 2.18.

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              2. TorresMagic™
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                • 14 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Doesn't change that instant. Price changes were at 2.09 last night.

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                1. isacki: full casual
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 3 months ago

                  It just did TM. As it did every night since last October, when it changed at 3.18am.

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    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Age change happened for me at (12.01).
      I am now 40.
      I am still hot as hell.
      The girls, the girls, they all love me.

      PS my eldest boy is 6 today also, so it's a happy day.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Congrats RCA. 🙂

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
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          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Thanks TM. My "surprise" party is all set up and ready to go..

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      2. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😆 so much win in one post. Unbelievable.

        Happy birthday, sad I missed the age change. Always gets me!

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
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          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          🙂 Thanks Isacki

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      3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Happy Birthday Roy/David, hope you and your boy have a great day!

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
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          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Thanks!!!

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      4. Billy Ketsu
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Happy birthday boys. Enjoy the cakes and ale !

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Cheers Billy. They all know that my preferred present of choice is a bottle of fine single malt, so I should be sorted for a few months!

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          1. Gaz Downright
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            • 13 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Which one would that be? If I might ask

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            1. RoysCallerAnne
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              • 14 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              I love Scotch over Irish 😳

              MacAllan Fine Oak, Laphroaig, Talisker, and of course Glenfiddich

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              1. Gaz Downright
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                • 13 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Talisker is nice. Have you tried Kilchoman? Like it was aged in tarred wooden boat. Amazing.

                If you like scotch, you should check out Japanese whisky, some excellent stuff here.

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                1. RoysCallerAnne
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  11 years, 3 months ago

                  Thanks Gaz. Will have a look at Kilchioman.

                  Never had Japanese whisky.....sounds intriguing, good night!!

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  5. RogerC
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Any Sportal Fantasy player here? Just wanna ask if there is a double gw this week just like FPL (my own answer is a no according to their weekly email)?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No & I don't bother with it much anymore but this week I checked the email.

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      1. RogerC
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Ok thanks.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Means GW27 = 10 games like normal.

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  6. lfc123
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Would you play Migs (ARS) or Fed (stk) ?

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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Migs

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  7. Gaz Downright
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    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Gooood moorniing Vietdeadzonenam!

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    1. Billy Ketsu
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Morning Gaz. Bitty nippy out there today and the old winds are a-blowing.

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah. Nearly got blown off my bicycle.

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    2. tw
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😀

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  8. applebonkers
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    ha doosra the dog kidnapper

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  9. Gaz Downright
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    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Daniel Agger haircut *cringe*

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      heroin addict/romanian orphan chic is big right now

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    2. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      That's Daniel MUNTHE Agger to you!

      What a middle name.

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  10. Hits Magnet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    All hel and /suggestions welcome ..........

    Bunn or Szcznesy (FUL vs sund)
    Sissoko or Fellaini (spurs vs utd)
    Zab vs Baines (saints vs utd)

    There isn't much in it so I was thinking of going with the LHS choices since they are bigger differentials

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    1. Hits Magnet
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      *help 🙂 (although it is hell 😛 )

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    2. scarab
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Bunn
      Fell
      Zab

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  11. Samarth_A
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    RMT
    Cesar
    Davies - Evra - Harte - Martin
    Walcott - Michu - Gerrard - Mata
    RVP - Suarez (C)
    Bench : Le Fondre - Demel - Puncheon
    100+?

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  12. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    José, here we are, back together again. We didn't get along too well the first time...in fact it was awful. But I've decided to give you a second chance. Please don't let me down again.

    Score me a goal with that baldy head of yours...just this one time.

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Score me maybe?

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    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Enrique?
      Tyrone Dobbs?
      What have you done, D I ??? Was your admission real or fake?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        real? fake? Let's just say it was unreal 😉

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    3. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Don't worry, you get what you pay for.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Which Pool players are you going for?

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Undecided...

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  13. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Podcast time. Back in 45 minutes 😀

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      It's worth it...

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        31:00 is where stuff starts hotting up 😉

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Make sure to listen to the full 45 for the bonus ending

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  14. Godfather Bandit 42
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Begovic

    Sagna - Davies - R.Martin (Maraiappa,DEMEL)

    BALE - Mata - Walcott - Michu (Puncheon)

    Suarez, RVP, BA

    OK, I've got 2FT and £0, so this morning's trannies come down to either

    A] Ba>Sturridge? (1FT AND £0.5 left).

    B} Ba>Lambert & Demel>J.Enrique? (0FT & £0 left).

    C] Ba>Lambert, Bale>Gerrard & Demel>J.Enrique? (-4pts & £0.1).

    What do you think, DGWeekers?

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Not keen on losing Bale, but I'm backing Gerrard. Every extra Liverpool in is going cost next week though so maybe just A.

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      1. Godfather Bandit 42
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers Namtab. It'd be just for DGW and he's the only way I can afford Gerrard + I need Demel out asap.....

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  15. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Righty ho. I won't be around for a day or two. The 3 kids have been distributed amongst the relatives for tomoro night, so I'll be missing from FFS for a while.

    RMT. >........I don't want any mention of GW27 please.

    Suarez (c), Sturridge, Gerrard. (-4)

    The rest is also excellent. The GW27 sting in the tail is negated by my triple Reading DEEEFENSE

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Bold. I like it. The best Liverpool attacking cover you can get, you might even get goal & assist for most of the goals. Would say you're potentially missing out on 8 for a double home CS there, though.

      High five fellow Anichebe punter. Was bizarre that we both met last week in Serie A with our punts cancelling out.

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      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Anichebe was loverrurly.

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          The big issue now is how long can he hang on in the team, ie. will Jelavic piss off on a permanent basis. The only game I need him to come through and start for me is GW27 away to Norwich. After that I can upgrade him, though if he keeps starting his value may be too strong to do so.

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            (I take it you are in the same boat)

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          2. RoysCallerAnne
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            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            I sold him for Sturridge, seeemples

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            1. isacki: full casual
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Sorted. WCed in and benched (!) Sturridge and GJ so I could get triple Liverpool in the DGW without a hit.

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              1. RoysCallerAnne
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Niceeee.
                Oks, that's me done...seeyas all Saturday PM...

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                1. Canadian Football
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                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 3 months ago

                  Like it Roy. Good luck will be cheering

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Should get at least 2/3 of them getting a good points haul but which one to captain is the eternal dilemma.

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I love it. I hope it works well.

      Also, Happy Birthday to you and your son. 😀

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      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers Berb, now really...I'm gone...over and out DZ!!!

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  16. Canadian Football
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Damn....looking at the fixtures....totally wish there was a nailed on United Attacking Mid to choose from. Really want to take a punt on Nani next week.

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  17. IL Fantasista
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Hey Dzoners. This one is for the FPL market experts:
    Any chance of Gerrard rising before the deadline?

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    1. Canadian Football
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yes for sure will rise friday night

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      1. IL Fantasista
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Sweet!

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    2. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Not sure about being an expert, but will definitely rise tonight, I give you my word. Needs 3500 more transfers in 24 hours' time, got 1170 already in 2.5 hours

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      1. IL Fantasista
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        If you play the market and win that makes you an expert. 😉

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          All my transfers have been late (Friday night) this year so I've gained less value than I could have if I'd taken some risks and got them in Sunday night. If I'd been brave/stupid enough to do that, would probably have a team value of 110m+

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  18. ASAP Rocky
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    1 FT. 0.1 in bank. Stick or transfer?

    Bego - TURNBULL

    Harte - Demel - Zabaleta - Davies - Cameron

    Michu - Bale - Fellaini - Puncheon - Cazorla

    RVP - Suarez - Sturridge

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  19. jelly.john
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    hey DZ who is your C for DGW if u have Suarez and Stuuridge ?

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      surely you must mean: DZ who's ur DGW C if u've SAS?

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      1. Canadian Football
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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        S not S

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  20. isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    3.00 FFS reboot looming... catch you on the other side 😉

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      *military salute*

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Let's do it to the max!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjPmmCtHmfE

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    2. Canadian Football
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      the true DZ

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  21. Canadian Football
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Hey DZ.....

    never thought i would have to choose to play 442 vs 343 but i have a deliema

    Would you play Cameron or Harte over Ricky Lambert?

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I'd still play Lambert CF. Fancy Southampton to press City impressively and expose them. But Cameron is pretty close.

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    2. tw
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      still play lambert

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I would play Lambchops.

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    4. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Thanks Guys.....

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  22. tw
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    team just about set. down to the final 3 questions:

    1) bego or bunn?
    2) cueller or marv first sub?
    3) studge or suarez (c)?

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    1. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Bego
      Cuellar
      Buck Tooth

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        +1...1.........1....................1

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    2. Cruizer van Nistelrooy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      bego
      cuellar
      suarez

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  23. The Baines
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Guys .. any idea how long Sissoko will be protected from rise???

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    1. gravless
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Tuesday

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  24. tw
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Dead

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Zone

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  25. Billy Gilmore
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    11 years, 3 months ago

    http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1158287_o.gif

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  26. smashy 'sophomore slum…
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Sissokomotive. All aboard?

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    1. tw
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      yupp! jumped on tonight for a hit in order to bring enrique in for demel

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    2. Cruizer van Nistelrooy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      soon after dgw

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    3. tm245
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Only concern is all of the Newcastle bandwagons yet to maintain/justify momentum -- HBA, Cabaye, Cisse...but he is the cheapest to date.

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  27. jelly.john
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    C for DGW Suarez OR Sturridge and why ???

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    1. smashy 'sophomore slum…
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I read somewhere (on here!) that Suarez had more shots in target(?) than any FPL midfielder last week. From the left, mind you.

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  28. isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Just listened to the very end of the scoutcast and heard granville getting a call from his mum during the podcast, lmao

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    1. Cruizer van Nistelrooy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Best bit was mark saying "you know I'm gonna put this on the end of the podcast"...

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  29. The Baines
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Demel in my team really worries me.. I may end up playing 10 for GW27.. 🙁

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    1. Twelve years a slave
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      yes , but so will most other people so shouldnt matter too much

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      1. The Baines
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Demel playing and not playing is like 2 or 0 i guess.. just dont want to take a hit for a nonsense move..

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  30. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Great ScoutCast. Totally enjoyed it. I am loving the FullJonty. The call at the end was pretty good. I wish Mark had spoken more about his thoughts on the DGW, but probably one of the most enjoyable ScoutCasts to date.

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