We delve into the data from Saturday’s five fixtures and assess the stand-out performers from Gameweek 29. Cardiff’s goal-scoring centre-half, Fulham’s new Greek acquisition, the Canaries’ playmaker, United’s front two and Chelsea’s Spanish full-back are just a few of the subjects under this evening’s radar:
Toffees. Bouncebackability.
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Everton 3 - 0 Cardiff
Saints 1 - 1 Norwich
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Lukaku bagging a hat trick
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Everton it is then.
Cheers allOpen ControlsYep. He will destroy that defence
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Like he did against Fulham, Swansea, Sunderland, Stoke, Norwich, West Brom, Hull and Palace.... Oh wait...
Open ControlsHahaha,back fresh now Somalion,unlike Aguero who i doubt wil play more than a cameo this GW
Haven't done too badly with my gut feelings this season to be fair mate
Each to there ownOpen ControlsJust giving a fair warning 😉
Not to say Lukaku won't do well but I fear you expect too much from him. Aye but Aguero getting even 40 minutes is enough time, will have had an FA cup and CL match by then and City know the league is nearly there's, he'll be instrumental for that.
I wish you luck all the same!Open ControlsSame to you bud,just feel it is getting to that part of the season where i am going with gut feelings over my head,good luck this coming weekend Somalion,best of luck mate
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This team ready to rock? Have taken a -4 this week.
Boruc
Azpilicueta - Kolarov - Ward
Nolan - Oscar - Lallana - Mata
Aguero - Lukaku - Suarez
Davis -- Demel - Olsson - Pozuelo
Next week thinking Oscar and Lallana out for Yaya and AJ. Good moves?Open Controls
Very funny stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaUYQZR-y7IOpen ControlsSorry Gnu, I've gone off on comedy and out-take clips. A couple of hours of this and then bed.
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Cheers.
Here's a wee modern one for the off...
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UCL: any here doing hits to change 2nd rd of UCL?
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DGW strikeforce.
Studge Lukaku Remy
Hmmm… balls out!Open Controls
i will say no
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ok as a United fan who watches all our matches, I'm back off the United defense side..
I have exactly enough for this if I pull the trigger today on Ade > Kun (since Ade is dropping and I'll lose 0.1m on selling price)
Mannone - Davis
Ward - Chester - Baines - Ivan - Zaba
Sterling - Lallana - Yaya - Haz - Ki
Suarez - Aguero - StudgeOpen Controls
dropping ade is positively sinikal.
do it, now!Open ControlsHit it
Open ControlsNice team and move Sinik. I just did it myself.
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but I'm so scared of Barca!Open ControlsLet me rephrase that… stop being a little biatch. 😉
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Anyone bringing in Dempsey in the MLS game? Didn't take him long to make an impact off the bench.
Open Controlsoh? they play football there?
Open ControlsStarting in 2015 thanks to Man City and the NY Yankees.
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Crosby, Young and Nash? Where's Stills?
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Open ControlsIs that the winning design or is the vote still going on?
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http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2311794/event-history/29/
anyone care to help me with this?
thinking of yyt and lukaku in for ade and mata
scared though as it also means i have to go without 2 of aggy suarez sturridgeOpen ControlsBusiness end of season. Got to take some chances if you want to climb higher than where you are.
Open Controlsis rooney studge and lukaku a good front 3 or should i swap rooney? cheers baps.
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It is not bad
I have never felt the Lukaku love though. I mean he only has two GWs with double figures, one 9, one 8, one 7......
PPG 5 - not dreadful but Giroud and Ade are better.Open Controlshmm true :P.
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I don't love it as I think Kun is a must for the double. I had Lukaku for most of the season and he constantly delivered less than I thought he should. Rooney as well for that matter.
BUT, what do we know, it's all a guessing game and it could propel you high up the ranks for taking some chances.Open Controlsno same... i have a 42 point lead maybe i should just splash some points to get the safest team?
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how you going ILB?
You got any late season dramatic moves planned?
I think getting Sissoko in might be mine.Open ControlsI'm well thanks bud. No nothing planned as I take it week to week really. Am thinking of the below move for a hit but that is about as freaky as I get. 🙂
Sissoko is a ballsy move but Newc seem to have turned a corner with Remy back in. If only I had the cajones to get him in instead of Aguerro or Suarez!Open ControlsRemy might be nice but he can't compete with those two really.
I can;t say I would be gravely upset if Aguero pulls his hammy again in the CL....Open Controls
Where is Suarez?!
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probably not the best place to ask, but anyone know how I can get started on being a stand up comedy ghostwriter??
I am not looking to make any money, just want to try it out, and have some fun with it.Open ControlsI would imagine the first thing you need to do is write some gags.
"Stand-up comedy ghost writer" there would seem to be some mileage in that for a start.
Who do you want to write for?
Send them a tweet telling them that you want to write them some gags because they aren't as funny as you are.Open Controlsyou mean which comedian??
anyway, I know it needs to suit their style etc. and all, that's why I am looking for something like a 'letterbox', where I can put my gags in, and various stand up comedians can choose the gags they are looking for, then secretly credit the ghost write afterwards.
not sure if this exist 😆Open ControlsSeriously these two posts could be the basis of a whole routine. Why don't you just do it yourself? Loads of stand-up open mic nights.
Open Controlsmy delivery is the worst mate, that's why.
I can make the most interesting story sound boring 😆Open ControlsThat's just practice mate, that's all it really takes.
Open Controlsimagine Karl Pilkington, but slightly more mono-tone 😆
Open ControlsOne comedian, can't remember his name because he was from years ago, made a career out of purposefully getting his jokes wrong. 😉
Oh and Jack Dee, there's a monotone mother f**ker buy he's still funny!Open Controls
There's another line.
That can be your thing "the boring comedian".
You are gona be huge.
You can open with:"
I wanted to be a ghost stand up but no-one thought my material was any good, so I came onstage to do it myself, and now I have died. Step one completed. I am so bad tonight is going to haunt you"
One of my favorite comic line is from Bob Monkhouse:
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Not sure on how to do it but why not try going for the stand up comic bit? No better way to test your material, have some fun and I'd wager it's where a lot of ghost writers actually start off.
Open Controlscheers guys, will try to write up an act in my free time and try it infront of my mates
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here's a revised musing on a possible WC this week.
My concerns are:
1. Not enough Everton and maybe Sunderland?
2. Thinking of dropping Hazard for Gerrard for GW31, but it would be hard to get Hazard back.
3. Lolarov not nailed.
4. I hate having Villa defenders.
6. Mutch instead of Johnson?
Adrian - Mannone
Kos - Coleman - Ward - Lolarov - Vlaar
Haz - Yaya - Sissoko - Johnson(Bradley) - Nolan
Suarez - Aguero - Studge
It is shaping up - this leaves me £0.1mOpen ControlsI'd have sterling ahead of sissoko and would not bring in Kolarov on a WC.
Open ControlsOk this would save me the problem about getting Gerrard in for Hazard.
Lolarov - yeah I guess - who would you put instead?Open ControlsJust had a look and can't see anyone that really stands out. Maybe debuchy?
Open ControlsI remember having NEW defenders last season.
Never again.Open Controls
Pick two mids for GW31 with a combined value of £14.2 or less.
I was hoping for Nolan + Mirallas but I'm just out.Open ControlsMirallas and Johnson would work...just to answer my own question!
Open ControlsNolan Sterling is an option
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Once more (for those who didn't comment).
Opinions on this move..
Mata + Fabio > AJ + Coleman (-4)Open ControlsI am against losing mata ahead of a dgw.
In saying that, I sold RvP for aguero so what do I know.Open ControlsBoth sensible moves them two,Coleman for sure ,Evertons run in looks sublime to be fair
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The players you're getting in will outscore those you're taking out by dozens of pts, you might make it up this gw. Great hit imo.
Open ControlsYeah but I like the Coleman attack threat and BAPS. Also I just am not that keen on Mata at his price.
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How likely are the following to start this week?
A) Januzaj
B) EriksenOpen Controlsdear god, save me.
(-4) MOlsson + Mata + Ade -> Baines + Sterling + KunOpen ControlsThose are great trades
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RVP -> Lukaku done now. 7.5m in the bank now with a FT.
I can now afford RVP for his DGW! Woohoo! Night all.Open ControlsNight Roysy
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Yep but he is flagged at the min
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Your wasting precious minutes posting here and waiting for replies when you can quickly and easily check for yourself
Open ControlsDon't think so,think they change at 1am but not 100% sure
Open ControlsRight lads,off to the land of nod now,see you all tomorrow hopefully.
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soooo this is my team for GW30 barring an injury to Kun on Wednesday (knocking furiously on wood) as I don't need to make anymore transfers until next week:
Boruc
Baines - Ivan - Azpi
Lallana - Sterling - Haz - Yaya
Suarez - Aguero - Studge
Davis; Noone, Ward, Chester
needless to say..bring it fkin on!Open ControlsAre you keeping or ditching Lallana next week?
Open ControlsMm ideally I'd like to keep but need to ship out to afford yaya.
Solid team all round. Good luckOpen Controls
Expensive Def! But nice.
Lallana > AJ/Nolan next week?Open Controls
nice team
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I was once engaged to a girl with a wooden leg.
I broke it off.Open Controlsguys i can field an 11 without aguero and suarez for -8 for dgw
should i just splash the points like a 12 or 16 hit to get a safer team?
or go for risks?
i.e. rooney and lukaku. (i own rooney already)
could swap him for sturridge take mata out swap ade for suarez and find a way of getting aggy or lukaku in for a bigger hitOpen Controls
My team decent for this week?
Mannone
Ivan Azpi Coleman
Hazard Mata Lallana Johnson
Suarez Rooney Rodriguez
Davis Gnabry Olsson WhittakerOpen Controlsade + mata > aguero + sissoko (-4)
then WC next week
I know it sounds silly to take a hit before a WC but I fancy kun to do well and I don't wanna miss out on more kun rises and ade falls. a few of the WC drafts I have are for exact cash so I wouldn't be able to afford them after ade falls tonight
so yay or nay?Open ControlsWhy dont you just play the full WC?
I am considering it.
Most of the DGWs I am planning on getting for 31 have pretty good fixtures in 30 as well...Open Controls
Everyone selling Ade makes me want to keep him for the game against Arsenal...
I love it when the hive mind gets it spectacularly wrong.Open ControlsIt's one game I could see him being fired up for. Could do well. Yes I sold him for Lukaku. Bound to end in tears 😆
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Wow! I dont understand those buying Aguero this early.. He has a match against Barca.. injury prone.. and people are just transfering in very early hence pushing the price up.. I have learnt my lesson when I brought Silva in on monday, only to see him getting injured on wednesday and missing out saturday's BPL match.. sigh..
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Lot of WCs being played.
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I need 3 more rises from Aguero, then this can be my team
Adrian-Mannone
Baines-Kolarov-Terry-Williamson-Chester
Hazard-Toure-AJ-Sissoko-Sterling
Suarez-Sturridge-LukakuOpen Controlshe can only raise 0.2 this week i think. just downgrade terry
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ohdear lord just seen trailer for NOAH on Film 2014.
It looks truly truly awful.Open ControlsYUP!
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Oh yes, You reckon they've chosen the best bits for the trailer.
Open ControlsA classic Noah video:
http://youtu.be/bputeFGXEjAOpen ControlsDoesn't everything?
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10 years, 2 months agoWho is more likely to win this weekend?
Everton or Southampton?
It's for a last man standing comp in work.
Cheers