Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 5

I seem to find more and more reasons to hate the early international break. Apart from the obvious issue of sifting the phantom injury setbacks, I find the Gameweeks that follow are most uncomfortable and unsatisfying.

There’s another by-product of the two-week Premier League hiatus: the fact that so many throw in their Wildcard, revolutionising their teams to align with the top targets that have emerged. Regardless of points tallies, it can leave the rest of us feeling just that little bit inadequate.

I’m definitely suffering from “Wildcard envy”. While I’m fighting the urge to covet my neighbour’s manservant, ox and donkey, I can’t help but admire his post-Wildcard squad.

I should be content: my initial lineup has performed well. I managed to anticipate the Diego Costa explosion, whilst jumping on Aaron Ramsey, Raheem Sterling and Branislav Ivanovic; I even got it right with Alan Hutton. My line-up is far from perfect (hello, Jordan Mutch) but it wasn’t quite damaged enough to warrant that Gameweek 3 Wildcard.

However, now I’m looking around me and, more significantly, above me, in mini-leagues and gazing wantonly at the squads on show. These guys have managed to squeeze in similar names, alongside assets I’ve missed: Cesc Fabregas and Graziano Pelle in particular.

When I look at what others are set to progress with from this point, I’m struggling to see how I can keep up. This is a schoolboy error in Fantasy Football terms. It pays to avoid checking in on rivals at this point – I often tell myself that it’s wise to don the blinkers in order to avoid being lured into “hollywood transfers” and points spends in a bid to restore parity.

Of course, I have that Wildcard tucked away but I know from past seasons what a curious curse this can be. When you resist the temptation to lay it down in the international break, it burns away in your pocket, as you wait for the bottom to fall out of your world or that perfect opportunity to use it to your advantage.

I can’t help but wonder if I should have thrown it down and sealed the kind of squad I now admire, whilst attempting to reassure myself that there will be another optimum time for me to bring it into play.

Yes. That inevitable Sunderland double Gameweek where Adam Johnson is “essential”. That always works out really well.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Cheggers v2
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    How many mistakes will Rio make today?
    I am going to go for 3 with 1 resulting in a goal.

    1. Bellerinmondo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I thought he was your mate Alan

      1. Cheggers v2
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        his legs have gone

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Only 3? Getting better.

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I doubt any will go in his next book.

  2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    So, who is everyone's captain this week?

    I thought I had left it on Rooney but just seen its on Costa with Aguero VC. Oops. Hopefully its a blessing in disguise.

    1. Thomass
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Need your IPL tem thanks

      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Team

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          MJ- Bat
          Avishek- Bow
          HVT- WK

          1. Thomass
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Thank You

    2. Judeksi
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Costa. 🙂

    3. PGR
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Adebayor

    4. MOBAFFILIATED
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Captain Aguero.

      Feel pretty good about it

    5. Fiz
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Bony

    6. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Naismith

  3. Damo.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Faced a new problem in UFPL this week. I'm ending up playing 2 MD2 players from the off and a full bench of outfield players.
    I just wanted to have the options and when it boiled down to hit I fancy de Gea over Krul anyway

    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Same boat.
      2 MD 2 players from the off
      But who to play tomorrow from Naismith Falcao Costa and Aguero is a bigger problem. 🙁

      1. Damo.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Well at least you'll see if Falcao does start anyway I suppose.

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Oh yeah

          Good point 🙂

    2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I have krul elliot in goal not much choice for me there hoping for 50 plus saves.
      I have ulloa on the bench and fab in the reserves tough decisons this week

  4. Courtois in the Rye
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    I am right in playing Coloccini, Terry and Bertrand with Taylor first sub aren't I?

    Really tough call between the 4 this week.

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I would have played Naylor, over either Terry or Coloccini

      1. Courtois in the Rye
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        I guess I will find out - my living room clock was wrong and I thought this was a pre-deadline question!

        I don't have Siggi so a goal from him in a 1-0 Swansea will put a real downer on my GW.

  5. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    GW6 looks so much nicer.

    1. The Finnisher
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Just Chadli and Moreno that I am not confident in. 2 FT's and their performances this GW can sway me.

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Chadli's the only one for me but there's no scope to move him at the price with 1 FT. UNless there's injuries I'm saving.

        My team starts with triple Saints defence (QPR) and Ivanovic (AVL) so it looks good before scrolling down to the rest 😀

        1. The Finnisher
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Double Saints defence here, and Wilson today, so realistically I am hoping QPR have 1 goal in their opening 6 games 😯

    2. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      So much this!

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      GW 5 five was like sitting on a warm plastic train seat in the middle of summer. GW6 is having your legs held up, a chilled flannel on your face and a fan cooling your testicles.

    4. DickieRay the Dullard
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      GW7 - really bad

  6. PGR
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Wow! Practically everybody in my minileague has captained Rooney! Bit scared now since I went for Adebayor!

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Rooney will get at least a brace.

  7. Banana Shaqiri - HMD, PUP
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    I can't believe Green is starting after last week. He is terrible.

    (He'll save 2 pens today, now I've said that)

  8. Evans
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    STEWART DOWNING ......there I've said it !

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      😀

  9. The Pink Panzer strikes aga…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone help this time-poor sod with transfers for next week? I missed the deadline today.

    2 FTs and $2.2 in the bank:

    De Gea (Gilks)
    Clyne, Moreno, Hutton (Ferdinand, van Aanholt)
    Sig, Silva, Ramsey, Eriksen (Albrighton)
    Welbeck, Rooney, Diego

    Thanks!

    1. Birds of Prey
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      good spot you are in. get Shawcross or given next fix's CHE defender
      and Albrighton> Schneideriln.

      That's gonna work. GL

      Now help me Mata Ade > Aguro Schneid ?

      or Baines Ade> Ivan Rooney?

  10. Courtois in the Rye
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Love Mark's comment about the Sunderland double gameweek. I think in my pre-FFS days I once captained Craig Gardner!

  11. Crouching Tiger
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    I need Falcao to score and Pelle to blank.

    Damnit, this will be pretty tight H2H against my opponent this week.

    1. Birds of Prey
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      gl on that

  12. Mohit20
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    please caulker dont dissapoint me dis time or u r out!!

  13. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    I benched Fabregas. What can go wrong? At least you'll get a nice scoutcast out of it. In fact, I've always wondered why this community encourages me to take risks.

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I absolutely adore this move. You're my hero.

      1. Birds of Prey
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        his deft touch proves to be fix proof. There are players who need to play regardless, the #1 mid is one for starters. I trust that's Rupert the sarcastic Horse. NEEAYHA.

    2. Cheggers v2
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      what the f...

    3. junitrules
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Someone won't start and he'll come off the bench

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        This often happens when you agonise over a decision.

    4. WorldCupDanB
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah I've done the same, feels better to know I'm not the only one stupid enough to do it.

  14. Murder On Zidane's Flo…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    GRANVILLE..

    Just had a look at your team and your right they are very similar indeed. They will be even more so next week as Bertrand was my next planned sub lol. I will be ditching Naismith for Ulloa though aswell

    Good luck for this week. Your luck is my luck it may seem lol

    1. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Cheers, good luck to you.

  15. Djerbil
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Put that (C) on Diego Costa for next week , not to be removed

    1. Kerz
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      If Rooney scores a hatty tomorrow I'll be captaining him.

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        they're playing west ham at home so you'd think he'd get a goal in that one. has a great record v hammers

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I can AV keeping it tight against Chelsea
      Would probably fancy a UTD player for captain myself.

  16. A Wild Lurker Appeared
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Already looking at Caulker and Eriksen -> Rafael and Tadic with my free transfers this week.

    Assuming the former pair doesn't do well.

  17. samaael
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Cmon doggies

  18. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Demi, any good bets today?

    Hull to beat Newcastle?

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      home win...just

  19. OptimusBlack
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    am i the only one who C Siggy ?

    Still don't know if it is a good call or not 🙁

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      can see that being 0-0

  20. Think Tank
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    My main ML rival has gone Naismith©

    Gutsy call.

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      home to palace? 3 goals in 4 games? right on.

  21. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    So this is the end of Wisdom wagon?

    1. Screaming Midget
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I was never tempted to get on it myself.

    2. Birds of Prey
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      start eating the horses.

    3. DickieRay the Dullard
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      up against BUR next week? I'll start him.

  22. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    2-0 with a Caulker brace please FPL-God

  23. PlayPercentage
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Time for Begovic to keep a clean sheet!
    There was a time when Stoke at home = 6pts minimum for defenders.

    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Unless you have shawcross...

    2. Birds of Prey
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Si I was a punk and played my WC to Forster, but still love him. Gabba Gabba Hey.

  24. Screaming Midget
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Naismith next week... Merseryside derby hatrick.

    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      He is my captain this week so your a week too late 🙂

  25. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Just wondering about this LVG statement:
    "I don't think any player is fixed. Only the captain has more privileges."

    I assume it does not refer to playing time but only that Rooney can sit beside him on the team coach to improve his English and get rid of that Scouse accent?

    1. Screaming Midget
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Sounds like it means Rooney will play every game.

  26. JoseMagic
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Someone please wake me up one of one punt captain ashley young in mini league

  27. Crouching Tiger
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Looks like it is very common in my ML to put the armband on ADM. People play fixtures...

  28. JoseMagic
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Someone please wake me up one punt captains ashley young in mini league

  29. Courtois in the Rye
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    One of the people in my work league has the following dead team

    Mignolet

    Ivanovic Lovren Baines Kolarov

    Fabregas (vc) Arnautovic Eriksen

    Ade Costa (c) Bojan

    Myhill Walters A Johnson Caulker

    Zero transfer, two points ahead of me and 67k overall!

    1. Birds of Prey
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      playing for dinero changes that attitude.

      1. Courtois in the Rye
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Yes true, I guess that's why people are so annoyed that price changes have been so slow.

        Mind you I think I'm right in saying that every year the perfect dead team would win FPL.

  30. JoseMagic
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Someone please wake me up one punts captained ashley young in mini league