Suspensions

The Suspension Tightrope – Gameweek 8

Another week, another Arsenal absentee. It must be pretty crowded in the Emirates stands these days as each match seemingly delivers fresh injury woes but the Gunners walking wounded have had a regular stream of visitors to keep them company. Latest in this line of incarcerated candy stripers was Jack Wilshere, who followed team-mate Calum Chambers in keeping the disciplinary seat warm and ensures the north London outfit will be without another of their first team squad for the upcoming Gameweek.

Already trailing again from a Hull goal early in the second half, Wilshere was booked for two consecutive fouls on Gastón Ramírez in the space of three minutes. His tough-tackling style going a step too far in more ways than one for the second of these fouls, as he injured himself in the process and was duly replaced almost immediately. Wilshere will now sit out the trip to beleaguered Sunderland, with either of the fit again pairing of Mikel Arteta or Aaron Ramsey set to take his place in the midfield double-pivot.

As Wilshere toppled, the tightrope was in need of new tenants, but it never stays empty for long at this stage of the season. Over the course of the weekend’s schedule a couple of candidates were inducted in his place. On Saturday, a caution for West Ham’s Winston Reid was enough to take him to four for the season and his tally was matched the following day by Stoke’s Phil Bardsley. Both will therefore head into the weekend knowing a further indiscretion will see them incur a one-match ban.

Elsewhere, the Chelsea defence is set for a shake-up after ever-present Cesar Azpilicueta received his marching orders in Saturday’s win over London rivals Crystal Palace. The Spaniard’s two-footed lunge on the Eagles’ Mile Jedinak means he is set to miss the next two league matches – away to United and home to QPR – in addition to a Capital One Cup clash with Shrewsbury. New boy Filipe Luis should be afforded the chance to nail down the left-back berth, then, before Azpilicueta becomes available for selection in Gameweek 11, when the league leaders roll up to Anfield.

Palace’s Damien Delaney was also dismissed in the same match. The centre-half collected two yellow cards in the 2-1 home loss and will miss next week’s clash with West Brom – with Scott Dann still injured, Neil Warnock will roll up to the Hawthorns without either of his first-choice centre-halves .

Tottenham’s Federico Fazio is also set to serve a one-match ban. Handed his first league start of the season away to Man City on Saturday lunchtime, the Argentine was sent packing for denying a goal scoring opportunity and will miss the upcoming home clash with Newcastle.

United’s Wayne Rooney remains on the naughty step. The United skipper is set to serve the last of a three-match ban against Chelsea this coming weekend before returning just in time for the Manchester derby away to City in Gameweek 10.

Both Jonjo Shelvey and Calum Chambers return to action, though, having served one-match suspensions. The pair sat out last weekend’s fixtures after earning their fifth yellows of the season in Gameweek 7.

Finally, there are as many as 17 players currently sitting on three yellows, with Chelsea’s Cesc Fabregas the most high-profile addition after collecting a caution against Palace. He joins the likes of Diego Costa, Yaya Toure, Graziano Pelle and Alberto Moreno in sitting two bookings away from an automatic ban.

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  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    anyone got arsenal bench? is walcott on there?

    1. Marian Kuna Guero
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Huddart(GK)
      Bellerín
      Rosický
      Arteta
      Oxlade-Chamberlain
      Podolski
      Campbell

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        thanks, so walcott won't be ready for a couple of weeks then I reckon

      2. chrisjdgrady
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        lol who the hell is Huddart

        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          A ballboy.

  2. chrisjdgrady
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Why the hell can't I change my bench order? None of them have played yet.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Bench order makes no difference. Once you make manual changes subs aren't used.

      1. chrisjdgrady
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Ah I always forget the stupid UCL bench rules. Might as well just start Chedjou or Moreno instead of Jedvaj then cause he's not starting right?

  3. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    The urge to wildcard is upon me. How does this look?

    Lloris/ 4m

    Baines, Jagielka, Bertrand, Hutton, Wisdom.

    Sanchez, Hazard, Eriksen, Tadic, Boyd.

    Aguero, Pelle, Berahino.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      this is wc team, pretty good

    2. Tatty Bojangles
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Excellent.

    3. chrisjdgrady
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Lose Jags and have a plan to get Costa in when he's back

      1. 1569Tippins
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Keep Jags

    4. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Don't see the need for Jags if you got Baines.

      1. 1569Tippins
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Jags is great value at the price

    5. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      All wildcard teams look good though

      1. MJ6987
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        And this is no exception. Think you might be putting too much store in Hazard's performance against that pub team though.

      2. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        lol, soooo true. I have Aguero already. I think I'll keep it in mo phoca

    6. Jay_
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Love the midfield

      • HamezMace
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Don't double up Everton defence, baines is fine on his own, maybe go for rose over jags, and get a 4.5 playing keeper who rotates well

    7. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      CR7(c) ... bye bye Lionel 🙂

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        +1
        YOLO etc

        1. VougieDipond
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          YOLO (c) ?

        2. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          If I'm going to watch my team get slaughtered, I might as well take some cold comfort 🙂

      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Can get odds against on anytime goalscorer on 365... gotta be a gift surely

        1. VougieDipond
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          even better is e/w on FGS at 1/3 on Bet365

          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            What did you think i was talking about?

            1. VougieDipond
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              misread. Missed the word against 🙁

              1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                It's ok... us shrewdies have to stick together 😉

            1. VougieDipond
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              I have an e/w Lucky 15 on 4 scorers. Ronaldo, Hulk, Turan, Tevez

              1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Good luck mate. I've just lumped on Ronaldo. Each way bet to nothing surely

    8. Owd Big 'Ed
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      In a pickle. Thought I had my transfer sorted but now uncertain. Help?

      De Gea, Gilks.
      Terry, Bertrand, Taylor, Hutton, Wisdom
      Fabregas, Sterling, Sigurdsson, Chadli, Marney
      Costa, Aguero, Pele

      A. Terry to Baines
      B. Costa to Welbeck (monitor Chadli & Siggy to upgrade next week)
      C. Costa to Welbeck & Taylor to Baines (-4)

      1. Cowboy John
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        A

        I'm probably doing Cahill > Baines.

      2. Lanley Staurel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        C all day long

    9. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Can't wait for this. Anfield will be electric.

    10. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      so this is me

      36 with Kurzawa, Bellarabi, Reus and Ronaldo (c)

      1. 420king
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        38 with Bellarabi Ronaldo and Godin

        1. 420king
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          oh and keeping (c) on Messi

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            mine was never on Messi

            1. 420king
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              only said it because i've already used my (c) and you still got yours 😉

      2. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        22 with 8 to play inc CR7(c)

        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Probably 30 when it's all over 🙂

        2. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          8? 😯

      3. VougieDipond
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        22 with 6 to play Ronaldo (C)

    11. chrisjdgrady
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      CR7 against Johnson? OH boy maybe I should switch captains...

      1. Canadian Football
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        i twisted off Messi!

    12. Chambo
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I have to choose between Jedvaj and Zuffi, that is how bad I'm doing 😆

      1. Gooner97
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I'm playing with the Malmo GK 😉

        1. Chambo
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          good luck 🙂

    13. JJO
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      GJ will get CR7 in his pocket

      1. Gooner97
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        "I've got the sun in my pocket and the moon in my hands."

        1. JJO
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          he is not that bad

    14. Alberto Tomba
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Who's the best Azpi replacement for 6.7?

      Alternatively Azpi + Ulloa -> 4.4 + Pelle

      1. MJ6987
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Terry?

        1. Heels_Over_Head
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          +1

    15. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      FULL LINE-UPS

      #Olympiacos XI: Roberto, Elabdellaoui, Botia, Abidal, Masuaku, Milivojević, N'Dinga, Maniatis, Chori, Kasami, Mitroglou

      Juventus XI to play Olympiakos: Buffon, Ogbonna, Bonucci, Chiellini, Lichtsteiner, Vidal, Pirlo, Pogba, Asamoah, Morata, Tevez.

      Atletico XI to play Malmo: Moya; Juanfran, Miranda, Godin, Siqueira; Suarez, Koke, Saul, Turan; Griezmann, Mandzukic

      Malmo XI to play Atletico: Olsen; Tinnerholm, Johansson, Halsti, Helander, Ricardinho; Eriksson, Adu, Forsberg; Thelin, Rosenberg

      ------------------

      Leverkusen XI (v Zenit): Leno, Spahic, Wendell, Omer Toprak, Donati, Reinartz, Bender, Calhangolu, Bellarabi, Son, Kiessling

      Zenit XI vs Leverkusen: Lodygin, Anyukov, Lombaerts, Garay, Criscito; Fayzulin, Javi García, Witsel, Danny Hulk; Rondón

      Monaco XI vs. Benfica: Subasic - Fabinho, Carvalho, Raggi, Kurzawa - Moutinho, Toulalan (c), Kondogbia - Ocampos, Dirar, Berbatov

      Benfica XI: @arturmoraes1, @lichilopez2, @luisaozagueiro, Maxi, Eliseu, @AAlmeida_34, Gaitán, @totosalvio8, Enzo, Lima, Talisca.

      ---------------------

      Anderlecht XI vs Arsenal: Proto; Vanden Borre, Mbemba, Deschacht, Najar; Tielemans, Defour; Acheampong, Praet, Conte; Cyriac.

      Arsenal XI: Martinez, Chambers, Mertesacker, Monreal, Gibbs, Flamini, Sanchez, Wilshere, Ramsey, Cazorla, Welbeck

      Galatasaray XI v. BVB : Muslera - Tarik, Chedjou, Semih, A. Telles - Felipe Melo - Altintop, Selcuk Inan - Sneijder - Pandev, Burak

      Dortmund XI to play Galatasaray: Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Hummels, Subotic, Aubameyang, Mkhitaryan, Sokratis, Kehl, Kagawa, Reus, Bender.

      ----------------------

      Liverpool XI vs Real Madrid: Mignolet; Johnson, Lovren, Skrtel, Moreno; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli.

      Real Madrid XI vs Liverpool: Casillas, Marcelo, Pepe, Varane, Arbeloa; Isco, Kroos, Modric; James, Benzema, Cristiano Ronaldo

      XI Ludogorets vs Basilea: Stoyanov; Caiçara, Moţi, Teziev, Minev; Dyakov, Fábio; M. Alexandrov, Marcelinho, Abalo; Bezjak

      XI #Basel: Vaclik; Xhaka, Schär, Suchy, Aliji; Elneny, Frei, Serey Die; Callà, González; Embolo

      1. Wouter
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Cheers mate

      2. SneakyPete
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Cheers

      3. EmreCan Hustle
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Cheers.

    16. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Bebe not playing

    17. LOCO ABREU
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      play mbemba or keep draxler 2pts?

      1. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Play him

      2. Gooner97
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        This is a yolo game so i say Mbemba

        1. LOCO ABREU
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          i'm at a money ml

      3. chrisjdgrady
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        switch

      4. JJO
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Im plazing Mbemba guy

      5. 420king
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        max you can lose is 1 point

      6. LOCO ABREU
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        playing mbemba then. he got 3 pts vs dortmund and conceded 3goals

    18. Jay_
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Madrid to win and over 2.5 goals , 6/4 , my only bet tonight

      • RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I'm glad it's Allen and not Lucas.

        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I don't think it'll make much difference 🙁

          1. RoysCallerAnne
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Now, now. Never write off Liverpool on a huge European Anfield night.

            1. 4vets
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Of course not, and I await to be astounded but we should have got a defence by now 😉

      • Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Messi(c) with 9 points is perfectly acceptable. Switch to Ronaldo?

        1. Beavis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Nah stick.

          1. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Dullard?

            1. Beavis
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              I always stick on goal+assist unless Ron/Messi are playing someone like BATE

              1. Granville
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                BATE defence > Liverpool defence

        2. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          And I dont want to hear YOLO

          1. 4vets
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            YOLT... (00)CR7

            1. Granville
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              That my 'licence to switch'

          2. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Yello?

            1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Much better

        3. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I've switched... it's not important and it adds spice 🙂

        4. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Champs League fantasy football is surely all about the craic... switch i say 😉

        5. Alan The Llama
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I did the same switch.

        6. VougieDipond
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Switch UCL is more about having fun than the life and death situations of FPL 😀

        7. 420king
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I switched from 9 points twice and ended up getting less each time.

          1. 4vets
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            3rd time lucky!

      • Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Xhaka starting?

        1. Beavis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          ye

        2. JJO
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          yah

          1. JJO
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            But I didnt know he is POO

        3. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Just seen, cheer Beavis....

        4. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          He is playing but at right back

      • Wouter
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Liverpool to play 433? Doubt it. Will probably be a 442 with a diamond in midfield. Sterling up top next to Balotelli and Coutinho at 10.

      • SneakyPete
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Is Masaku starting for Oly ?

        1. Marian Kuna Guero
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          yep

      • JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I'm sure someone brought Streller in yesterday

        Ouch

      • Disco Stu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        If Raul Garcia is not starting, would you play both Kurzawa and Suchy or even off the bench, is better than one of those two?

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I'd play both

        2. Walsh
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Play the players who are starting.

      • Pinky and Brain
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Musaku or 3pts?

        1. Marian Kuna Guero
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          masuaku

      • SneakyPete
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Oscar 4 Points or Bring in Zuffi of Basel who is on bench I suppose for Basel ?

      • Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Play Moreno or Raul Garcia?

        1. Whazza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          The starting one

          1. Jafooli
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Against Ronaldo & co?

        2. Marian Kuna Guero
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          garcia if you must

      • Van Dal
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I was curious so going to ask the question. When on the bog doing a number 2 do you flush after every 'serving' to minimise smell or just wait till you've dumped the lot?

        1. VougieDipond
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          😯

        2. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Surely this would extend the process as you would need to wait for the cistern to refill, thus defeating the purpose.

        3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Mine smells like strawberrys anyway

        4. kalmoffit
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          How long do you sit there?

        5. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          😆

          General rule is if I have to go in someone else's house I'll flush soonest depending on the state of my bowels.

          Quality post!

        6. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I just leave it for someone else to deal with.

        7. Van Dal
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I really think people should start doing the former as it makes life easier for the next person.

          1. Debauchy
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Makes sense , if you got a queue waiting for you too finish

        8. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Just dump the lot

          It'll take twice as long if you stop to flush

        9. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          P.S. This needs to be hot topiced

      • Honeybadger
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Moreno Eliseu or Mbemba?

        1. Honeybadger
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Can only play 1!

        2. Marian Kuna Guero
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          eli

        3. LOCO ABREU
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          eliseu

      • Cocky Spaniel Alves
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Which transfer would you make to enable Costa > Kun?

        A) Silva > Eriksen
        B) ADM > Eriksen
        C) Lovren > Duff
        D) Terry > Alderweireld

        Will be for -4 unfortunately.

        1. VougieDipond
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          C

          1. VougieDipond
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            or A

        2. 1569Tippins
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          B

        3. kalmoffit
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          D

        4. HamezMace
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          A, depending on rest of your defence

      • kalmoffit
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Where's Sturridge? Is he ever coming back

        1. Honeybadger
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Out for another 2-4 weeks news from last weekend!

          1. kalmoffit
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Oh thanks. I never saw that.

      • BOSH
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I served a Chelsea coach that had recently been employed by the first team last night. I was going to ask him how long Costa was out for cause he works with him closely..but he could barely speak a word of English 🙁

        1. Punty
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          "Costa Kaputt? No? Si?"