Suspensions

The Suspension Tightrope – Gameweek 29

With only a handful of sides involved in Premier League and FA Cup action since our last update, there’s been little movement among those players toeing the line on the Suspension Tightrope. It’s as you were at the summit, with Neil Taylor, Phil Bardsley, Cesc Fabregas, Ciaran Clark and Sebastian Larsson teetering just one booking away from a two-match suspension.

By virtue of Gabriel Agbonlahor’s caution in Aston Villa’s Fa Cup win over rivals West Brom, the Villains are now the most represented club in the eight-yellows-or-above bracket – a cause for concern for manager Tim Sherwood, who’s already contending with a raft of injuries and suspensions.

Manchester United defender Marcos Rojo picked up his fourth caution in seven starts against Newcastle, moving up to the eight-yellow mark. The Red Devils can ill afford to lose another member of their rearguard in the wake of Jonny Evans’ suspension, so the Argentine will have to stay out of trouble for four Gameweeks before the slate is wiped clean on 14 April.

In terms of newly-suspended players, Jack Grealish misses Villa’s Gameweek 29 encounter against Sunderland after he picked up two quick yellows as a late substitute against West Brom. Meanwhile, Baggies midfielder Claudio Yacob committed two bookable offences in the same match but was handed a two-game suspension due to it being his second red card of the season – the 27-year-old was sent off for a dangerous challenge on Diego Costa at Stamford Bridge.

Angel Di Maria earned a red card at a particularly inopportune moment, just before Manchester United embark on an unforgiving fun of fixtures (TOT, liv, AVL, MCI, che) that could define their fight for a Champions League berth. The Argentine winger will sit out United’s home tie against Tottenham on Saturday following the ignominy of being booked for simulation and aggressive behaviour towards referee Michael Oliver in the space of 20 seconds.

Jonny Evans began his six-match ban after being charged with spitting at Newcastle’s Papiss Cisse. United’s FA Cup exit against Arsenal on Monday means Evans will now be unavailable until the Gameweek 34 encounter with Everton. For his part in the incident, Cisse received a seven-match ban, with the additional penalty a product of receiving red for elbowing Everton’s Seamus Coleman in December. The Toon frontman will be back in contention for West Brom’s visit to St James’ Park in Gameweek 36.

Joey Barton serves the last of a three-match ban as QPR roll up to Palace this Saturday, whilst Alan Hutton sits out the second of a two-match suspension as Villa make their way to Sunderland.

Elsewhere, Gareth Barry and Lee Cattermole start the first of their two-match suspensions after topping off the Tightrope and Palace’s Mile Jedinak sits out the second of a four-match ban for violent conduct. Sunderland winger Adam Johnson remains suspended by the club pending the outcome of police investigations relating to off-field matters.

Amongst those returning players, Glenn Murray, Nemanja Matic, Jack Colback and Morgan Amalfitano are all back in contention for Gameweek 29, having served their time. Matic twisted his knee celebrating the Blues’ Capital One Cup triumph but recovered in time to face Paris Saint-German in the Champions League last 16 this evening.

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  1. Duke Silver ☑
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Oh dear Hazard.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'd probably start "Dear Eden,...."

  2. Not Irish
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Where's all the outcry over that dive?

    1. seanie3
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      no dive, lost his footing with the pace he was running at

        1. seanie3
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          no dive

  3. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Please mention the dive someone.

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      What dive??

      What a joke.

      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I mean of corse it was a dive!

    2. Duke Silver ☑
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ray Houghton thinks it was his momentum that caused him to fall. Then again he thinks that PSG need 2 more goals to progress.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Well, that or the penalties. No away goal rule in overtime.

        1. Duke Silver ☑
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Unless the rule has changed this season, away goals do count in extra time of the Champions League.

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Oh yes, you're right, so they do. That gives an advantage to the team playing away the last. Hopefully PSG can take that advantage now, they would fully deserve it.

  4. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    After Thursday night, Chelsea the only English team in Europe. #Fact #PrideOfEngland

    Blues are the only English team doing something in Europe since 2012!!!

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Yawn

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Yawn as much as u like, but those r the facts

        1. Duke Silver ☑
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Certainly not the pride of England anyway.

    2. Wouter
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      And you have been supporting Chelsea since 2012!!!!!

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Chelsea fan since 94. Eat that!!

    3. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Did your mummy drop you much as a toddler?

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Mummy dropped him at the first chance...

    4. Hibbopotamus
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Everton says hello!

  5. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Dive

    1. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You answered granny's call! 😉

  6. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Blue is the colour, football is the game
    We're all together, and winning is our aim
    So cheer us on through the sun and rain
    'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Diego Diego

    2. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      And we be racist and das how we like it

    3. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Bill Clinton lullaby?

    4. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      They sang this when Jim'll Fix it was top entertainment.

  7. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Still time. Still time. We need 3rd goal, not defending

  8. ralfb
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    chelsea disgusting bunch of cheats

    1. ralfb
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Haz should be sent off for that

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        NO YOURE DISGUSTING

        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😆

        2. ralfb
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Just really disappointed by haz dive as usually i really like him as a footballer

          1. Captain Shirokov
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Yeah, but let's be honest, diving is more or less a part of the game now whether you like it or not

            1. Gnu
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              I don't like it, thanks for asking.

              1. Captain Shirokov
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                Doesn't mean it isn't part of the game now though

    2. seanie3
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      do one

  9. Epic Fail
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Tom Daley.

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Homophobic chants

    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Angle Di Maria

  10. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Luiz free kick would be ace here 😆

  11. seanie3
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    so Neville loves luiz now...

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Costa wtf

  13. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    What sort of drugs is Neville on ?...."Dissapointed with Hazard tonight, he's played too slowly"....What is he watching?...nob...

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You aren't a fan i take it Wakey?

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        No...very no...

    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      He always has something to complain about, don't mind him

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Endless whinging moaning toad...

  14. Lucy.
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    It's crazy how much Chelsea hate there is on here. PSG are hardly angelic.

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I take it with a pinch of salt. It's kinda funny

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It's only pantomime. I don't really hate those racist scumbags.

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Oh yes you do!

    3. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      They play pretty good football though, with 10 men against 11.And that's at Stamford Bridge against the best team of PL. Got to give them respect for that.

    4. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Simple club jealousy. Though I do dislike Chelsea.

    5. Duke Silver ☑
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      With a manager like Mourinho, they bring it all on themselves.

    6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You sound suprised

  15. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Some people just want to see the world burn

  16. Camp No No
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Should have been a yellow to Haz for diving.

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      He lost his footing.

  17. seanie3
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    why didn't silva get a second yellow for his handball? discuss that

  18. The Gambler.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Is there a more disgusting bunch than Chelsea in world football?

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      YOURE DISGUSTING

      1. Not Irish
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Typical. That's how you lot roll.

        Tsk tsk

        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          YOURE ALL DISGUSTING

          YUCKIE

          1. La Roja
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Yea we are, that's the way we like it

            Have it

          2. Royal5
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            ASL?

    2. seanie3
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      yes, your lot

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Only Liverpool.

    4. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Isis under 21s

      1. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Too soon

      2. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Their A team is even worse.

      3. Captain Shirokov
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        lol

      4. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😀

    5. 32chickens
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Yes
      Next question

    6. Baa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I mean Suarez was an angel

    7. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      What's the point in getting into this? And yes there is, the FA.

    8. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Plenty worse.

    9. Hibbopotamus
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      DID YOU KNOW LIVERPOOL CAN WIN THE FA CUP ON GERRARD'S BIRTHDAY

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Surely not. FA cup can't be 30 May.

    10. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Get your fishing rod out!! 😆

      1. The Gambler.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        See below! Its like shouting for a full house at the mecca 🙂

    11. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I seriously doubt anyone gets close to Blatter and co.

  19. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    In profile ref looks like Wilshere in ten years time 🙂

  20. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    That wasn't a dive from Hazard.

    1. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      So there is somebody...

    2. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Wow

    3. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Exactly.

  21. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Problem is, next week a Chelsea fan will be screaming at Rooney (or whoever) for taking a dive.

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No, a Chelsea fan really won't.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        More than one?

    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Betcha it'll be me.

    3. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      And lolling at our crap football.

    4. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ouch.

  22. FPL Maldini
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Milan = 7 Champions Leagues

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Didn't you know?

      1. FPL Maldini
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I support them, like a Liverpool fan, it's the only card I can play these days.....

        1. Gooner97
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          🙂

  23. Hypnos
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Coutinho or Siggy for this week only?

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      They play each other 😆

      I'd have Siggy

      1. Hypnos
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I t'd in Coutinho only last GW I think I'll give him more time, thanks!

  24. The Gambler.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Wow didnt expect so many nibbles 🙂

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It's matchday, always a few bites 😉

      1. The Gambler.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Found the caps lock button again then?

        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          What's that?

          I just shout into my laptop and it types what I say.

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Suarez, is that you?

    3. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      you got Rabies now

  25. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Arsenal the only top premier team that does not dive

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      +1

      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        2012....

      2. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        3 years ago!

        United & Chelsea do that every 30 mins

        🙂

    2. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Poor attempt that.

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Except they're not a top Premier team.

      1. Twisted Saltergater
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😯

  26. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    page turnover pretty slow for a CL matchday

    1. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I guess people are actually watching the match

  27. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Costa 😆

  28. Baa
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Virgin Media is terrible, < 3 Mb/s for the past few days, impossible to watch the football 🙁

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Download it, then watch it back 🙂

      1. Baa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        It will take me several years to download it! 🙁

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Heard others say that
      Dump them

      1. Baa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        🙁

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Mine runs perfectly. In theory they are the best company to have. But if it not working for you it's not working.

      1. Baa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        When it worked it was great, just constant problems now 🙁

  29. Twisted Saltergater
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Referees need to let more slight fouls go and the media not reprimand them for missing decisions. We might see less dives then.

    Problem is, it only takes 1 out of 10 refs to reward going to ground easily and it all falls apart.

    Such a tough job to referee the game well and consistently across all matches.

  30. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Lavezzi is rubbish