Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

3,470 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Reedy
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Gosh is that the time already

  2. windowview
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Mané or Depay?

    QUICKLY!!

    1. stevie
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      dapay aint starting apparently - so mane

    2. Go Loons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Mane for me.

  3. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Justice for Herrera

    1. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Agree. Not a happy bunny.

  4. Tommy J
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    What's the deadline for changing Dugout starting line up?

    1. Gunners n' Roses
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Was at 11:45 as well.

  5. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Kevin who???

  6. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Can't vouch for its accuracy but this doing the rounds

    Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Mata, Memphis, Young, Rooney

  7. King Henrik
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    MUFC XI: Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Mata, Memphis, Young, Rooney. #MUFC

  8. Demí
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Bentaleb, Eriksen, Demeble, Chadli, Kane

    1. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      CHAAADDDLLLIII

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        belgium select xi

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      vorm 😆

    3. bacary lasagna
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      No rose?

      1. bacary lasagna
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        No trippier

      2. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Wow 😯

      3. kalmoffit
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Spurs use defender instead

    4. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      No tripper.

      Oh Davies starts. 4.5m interesting.

    5. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dier OOP?

      1. Miro
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        DM

    6. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dier OOP

    7. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Demeble, 4.5 prospect.

    8. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Thanks Demi, there's quick then.

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I have Lamela in one of my Telegraph teams :S

  9. asif316uk
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    play morgan or francis ?

    1. moo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      morgan

  10. smash
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Who's the most nailed on Man United defender for all competitions? (sun dream team)
    thanks.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Shaw? Hard to tell till they're all fit, much like many other teams.

      1. smash
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Hmmm yes really hard to call, thanks for the reply

  11. sambyy
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    glhf

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Young bandwagon!!!

    get him in

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      And its gone

  13. Valkyrie
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Ding! Ding! Ding! Pens down!

  14. In Like Flynn.
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Ding, Ding, Ding, Seconds away Round 1 of this all new heavy weight contest.

    Good Luck People.

  15. Qubit
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    What have I done!!! Arrrgghhhhh

  16. michudagawd
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Repost

    ------------------ Ruddy
    Bellerin - Huth - Francis
    Hazard (c) - Walcott - Hendo - Sterling
    ---- Kane - Rooney (v) - Sakho

    Rudd - Fletcher - Cedric - Coates

    Good to go?

    1. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Change it all quick

  17. Chuba
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck gentlemen

  18. cheeky_ash
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Game over....

    Good luck

  19. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    No Danny Rose 🙁

    1. Nickofoz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      You got him?

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Lovely. Davies @ 4.5m potentially 😉

      1. ChelseaKTBFF
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        This. Is there daylight saving curently or not? I need to know when the match will start in my timezone :p

  20. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    UPDATING

  21. Clam. ☘️
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    DIER OOP!!

  22. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Bojan (c) good luck everyone!

  23. Holy See
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    & breathe... Best of luck my beautiful children.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      and to you your Holy Seeness.

  24. Sif
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

  25. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    dat spurs defence

  26. Red-United
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Ok, here we gp.

    Good luck for the season people.

  27. XLSX
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    TIME UP! Feel sick haha

  28. moo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    And its over.

  29. Rambo Motin
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    HENNESEY C DONE

  30. Jimjam
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Last minute decision!

    A) Koscielny, Mane, Wilson

    B) Mertesacker, Ritchie, Pelle

    1. Pablitto
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      b but late

      1. Jimjam
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        ... Bugger.