Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

3,470 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Jax
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    this new 11.45 deadline is great.

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      What's so special about it?

      1. Djerbil
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        1 hr before first k/o , some chance for a leaked team 2-3 mins before deadline

        1. Saniul
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Very little chance, I'd say.

          1. Epic Fail
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 9 months ago

            It will all be rushed. And anybody that finds the team sheets will sort their own team before posting them.

    2. Valar(Keith)
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      it's a 15 minute difference and taunts us by shutting down a minute before team news goes live. what's so great about it?

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        exactly. fun times.

    3. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      It's on the very cusp of being great but instead is just annoying!

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        lol

  2. Valar(Keith)
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    How many players in the early kickoff?
    Chadli and Rooney here

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Chadli and Rooney (c).

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      rooney

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        First game in nearly 3 months.. i had just Rooney but i had to get one more guy in! 🙂 ..

    3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Rooney and Kane 😎

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Roonpig

      2. Heytch
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        This. Same

        Will take a 3-2 Spurs 🙂

      3. Valar(Keith)
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        🙂 .. Enjoy . got a feeling Chadders will either steal the show from Kane or both of em will be passengers today. gonna be fun!

      4. toluthadon
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Yup. I can see goals with no DDG

    4. Gunners n' Roses
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Only Shaw. I'm rekt.

  3. Muffinz
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    What you guys think of this power-midfield team?

    Pants Henn
    Cedric Huth Coates Francis Baker
    Hazard Ozil Walcott Ramsey Mane
    Rooney Pelle 4.5

    Got tired of choosing which arsenal mids lol 😀

    1. Muffinz
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Not my real team, but have to say that it looks preeetty awesome. Only thing that makes it fall apart is how would one get Aguero in and still keep a solid front 8 without f**ing yourself over with all the hits?

  4. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    My conclusion on Walcott.

    GW 1/2 (no Sanchez)
    * 100% starts. Ahead of Giroud at ST or Ox at RW, but starts.

    GW 3 onwards (with Sanchez).
    * If he is nailed on as striker, fine. Otherwise have to compete with Ramsey for RW (Sanchez on LW now), and could probably lose out.

    ... Base your decisions on that.

    1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I'm thinking long term, especially as I need to factor in Aguero

    2. Kerz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I highly doubt Ox will be dropped. It's directly between Wally and Giroud for ST today imo.

    3. Muffinz
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Will keep for the first 2 weeks or something, then a straight swap for Sterling or maybe Silva if I got the moneyzz

    4. Dynamic Duos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Ramsey cm fight it out With Caz. Theo Still cf or rw

  5. Dynamic Duos
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Hope everyone is settled! Not touched my team today and won't.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Just waiting until 11:44 for any news

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Yep should all be good tho. You Still with me WAL(C)OTT?

  6. jayzico
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    What utterly rash decision did you make in the last 5 mins that you regret? Or are happy with?

    Mine is Ozil > Walcott. Then back to Ozil with seconds to spare. Hmm.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Seconds to spare?

      1. jayzico
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Wow, we have more time? Since when. Ahahahahahaha! amazing

        1. Peggi
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          another 35 minutes

    2. Evasivo
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      wALCOTT FOR THIS gw AND oZIL FOR THE SEASON

      1. jayzico
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Done Evasivo. DONE! Thank you FFS! Amen

        1. Evasivo
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Good luck !

    3. Valar(Keith)
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Mane and Sinclair to Chadli and Ritchie..
      Not sure if rash or inspired or boring though

      1. jayzico
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Oh God no Valar. Thanks guys, good luck to all. Wally captain... watch the incoming mesut goal and sterling brace now 😛

  7. ThatAsianGuy17
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    mings or francis?

    1. Go Loons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I would go with Francis but probably not a big difference between them.

    2. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Francis.

  8. JedJez
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Are many captaining wallcott over rooney?

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Yep

    2. ttownstokie
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I am but im a bit worried he wont start

  9. Uncle Ben's Reus
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    A) Ivan Cedric 4.5 4.5 4.0
    B) Azpi Bellerin 4.5 4.5 4.5

    Thanks for any replies

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      B, and choose Mertesacker ahead of Bellerin.

  10. Seb Wassell
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Which 4.5 Sunderland defender?

    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Coates seems to be the popular one on here.

    2. krzys
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Coates

    3. dberb9
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      everyone goes Coates

    4. Seb Wassell
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers all. May I ask why Coates?

    5. Heytch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Jones

  11. Chris_White
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Aguero - Henderson - Kos - O'Shea

    or

    Kane - Hazard - Merte - Targett

    1. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      2 for now

    2. Kerz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      2

    3. Jam0sh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Kane Haz

    4. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers fellas.

  12. copps
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    is there only 1 admin per league on FPL?

  13. Tshelby
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    RP sorry flying pages

    G2G?

    Butland ( Ruddy )
    Cedric, Bellerin, Azpi ( Huth, Staylor )
    Chadli, Wally, Haz, Sinclair ( Wanyama )
    Rooney, Kun, Wilson

    Thanks!

    1. Go Loons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Start Ruddy this week.

  14. Les Bleus
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Mark, if you think your (our) obsession with fantasy football is bad, in the States, they have shows dedicated to fantasy football (fantasy NFL) with stats, injury reports etc, all on live TV.

    They may have that in the UK too about FPL, but it's not as open as in the States 😉

  15. krzys
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Last question. Which one and could you tell me why:

    A) Cazorla
    B)Ozil
    C)Ramsey ?

    Cheers!

    1. Baby Cuties
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Ozil: no. 10 position, FKs, Wenger wants more goals from him

  16. Littlebitwizardoföz
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Cresswell + Cabaye or Kos + Ritchie??

    1. Texas Pete
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      The latter.

  17. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Best article of the day!

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      *week

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        *year

        1. Every Dog Has Its Day
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          *decade

        2. Jernau M Gurgeh
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          *ever

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      * century

  18. Cassius Clay
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    (A)Benteke or (B)Pelle for the first 3 GWs?

    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      B cos fixtures

  19. Bubz
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Fpl site is getting very sluggish...

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Free Wc's ......

    2. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Seems to be working fine here

  20. LMNO
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Sam Johnstone from MU has just been added in the last few minutws. looks like he could play??

    1. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Kane to ensure we'll never hear of him again

  21. Gooner Kebab
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Dropping for Ivan to Azpi to fund Mane, feels good.

  22. jonah5797
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Best mid at 5.0 or less? From any team other than southampton or chelsea

    1. Evasivo
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Anya or Westwood

  23. Rambo Motin
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I managed to fit both Aguero and Hazard into this team

    Panti/Hennesey

    Kosc ---- Williams ---- Huth ( Francis , 4.0 )

    Hazard ---- Milner ---- Ozil ----- Mahrez ( 4.5 )

    Kun ---- Rooney ---- Sakho

  24. Back on the horse
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    panic

    1. LMNO
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      this

  25. heylo
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    WBA v City predictions?

    1. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Sterling goal.

    2. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      1-2

    3. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      4-4

  26. Blue Gaffer
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Is Lens worth buying?

    1. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Very possibly.

    2. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Worth monitoring, at least.

  27. Painter
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Should I start chadli or deeney.....

    1. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Both too good for the bench.

      1. Painter
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        I know but my team is
        Cech
        Coleman Clyne cedric
        Ozil sterling depay Milner
        Pelle Costa

        Only room for one

  28. The Suspended One
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck you maggots!

  29. Back on the horse
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Is there a limit to the number of leagues you can enter?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      15

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      15 private ones, 3 public

  30. Tommy J
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I'm back, and one of the oldies!

    Soft start Mark but strong finish-good luck!