Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 17

Intent on milking further controversy from Jose Mourinho’s departure, it seems every football manager has been asked to give their views on the “Special One’s” exit.

They have yet to get around to asking me, so I’ll put things on record by saying that I’ll miss the old so-and-so.

Us Fantasy Football managers have a love/hate relationship with the cast of Premier League bosses, with the dial normally leaning towards the latter.

Like bad referees, we only really air our views on managers when they draw our ire.

Whether it is vague or misleading team news, or the ill-timed application of a rotation policy, a Premier League manager can upset our equilibrium and have us vent our frustration.

Jose certainly walked the line.

For me, he was a constant menace. I approached his press conference in much the same way as the man himself – I saw them as a game.

I’m convinced that Mourinho revelled in the intellectual joust with the press, where ambiguous words were loaded and designed to play with the minds of peers, players and officials.

Things came to head with Jose and me over Diego Costa.

The Spaniard was a player I once loved but now keep at arms length, partly due to Costa’s own insistence on running his studs up the back of defenders, but also because of Mourinho’s vague and sometimes misleading perspective on his fitness and form.

Then there was Jose’s recent decision to bench Eden Hazard – the player of the year and the spark that carried Chelsea to the title for much of last season.

It is assumed that Mourinho has somehow broken Hazard – I only know that he chose to bench him just as I had taken the gamble on the Belgian’s revival. It may have been personal, but I wasn’t going to let Jose get to me.

Mourinho and Chelsea have played a leading role in making these last sixteen Gameweeks the most volatile and unpredictable in memory.

Littered with intrigue and incident, Jose has banished doctors from his bench, broken records for on-air rants and pin-pointed almost his entire squad for criticism, whilst ignoring Branislav Ivanovic’s comical take on defending.

I have to thank Jose for the ride and admit that I’ll miss his influence on our weekends from this point on.

Maybe we’ll see him back. Maybe it will be at Old Trafford – wouldn’t that be fun.

In the meantime, I’ll go back to my own squad and try to learn some lessons from Jose.

Today I’m benching a £58 million midfielder and two of the four top-scoring defenders in the game. Decisions like that are undeniably a bit “special”.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Jafooli
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    8 years, 4 months ago

    Lol @ Parm for oversleeping and missing deadline.....

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
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      Da top pager ftw 😎

    2. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I didn't even do line ups today and I'm still Parm =[

      1. Jafooli
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        😉

      2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        They do it with everyone tbf 🙂 . Just let it roll off your back

        1. Jafooli
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          This....

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Ban him boss!

    • 10 Years
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    UFPL, bench one:

    Coleman (lei)
    Ward (stk)
    Alli (sot)
    Stanislas (wba)

    ?

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Probably Coleman but tough call

        • 10 Years
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        Its what I'm thinking but benching Goalman seems madness based on his history. Toby (sot) is another option

        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
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          He hasn't scored all season

    2. Mull
      • 12 Years
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      Stanislas

  2. Art Vandelay
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    I am the only one in my ML top 5 (I am 1st) who captained Mahrez - everyone else on Lukaku. Bricking it!

  3. That Was Easy!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Who is most likely to get a win in net after DDG?

  4. edfiasco
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    • 10 Years
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    Woke up past deadline with Ramsey (C)

  5. Ayew Serious
    • 8 Years
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    NUMBER 1 IN THE WORLD HAS CAPTAINED WOLLSCHEID

    Repost

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 8 Years
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      Have a good feeling about my Wolly.

    2. EmreCan Hustle
      • 11 Years
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      He'll finish top 10k.

    3. Az
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      • 14 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      this is completely insane.

    4. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
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      That's going to work out and he'll be called a genius and visionary.

    5. Stimps
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      He might literally have that crystal ball

  6. C_G
    • 8 Years
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    Benched Alli, Bellerin and Bertrand, they better not make me regret the decision!

    1. KING_ZLATAN
      • 12 Years
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      Wow same bench .. Best of luck

  7. camarozz
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    No haz at all.

    1. Jax
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      welcome to 2015

  8. MaRooney 5
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    fudgin Smalling coming back
    I didn't want to buy doubtful player

  9. Jafooli
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    Team for next week looks dench.....

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Dame!

      1. Jafooli
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        Unfortunately yes 😀

  10. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Top 10 players in the world captained:

    Wollscheid
    Lukaku
    Ozil
    Lukaku
    Mata
    Dann
    Lukaku
    Lukaku
    Lukaku
    Lukaku

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
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      They are geniuses

      1. Mull
        • 12 Years
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        *lucky

    2. Az
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      Wollscheid and Dann.

      Are you kidding...???

    3. KOLASINA(C)
      • 8 Years
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      No love for Mahrez?

      1. Jax
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        lol

    4. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
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      😆

    5. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Like the Dann captaincy pick

    6. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Wollschied goal and CS incoming

    7. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I can see several missing out on the top 100(0) after this round

    8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
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      Wolly c

      Da fuq

      1. Moin
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        • 10 Years
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        I think he misunderstood Wolly or Wally 😉

        1. Richd
          • 11 Years
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          Or willy!

    9. Jafooli
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      Is No.1 a dead team?

      1. Mull
        • 12 Years
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        Sharon's 2nd team.

      2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
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        Nope . He makes transfers every week

    10. tambourineman
      • 9 Years
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      Top 50 captains:
      Lukaku 15
      Mahrez 13
      Ozil 6
      Vardy 3
      Wijnaldum, Mata, Costa 2
      Dann, Wollscheid, Ighalo, Arnautovic & Fabregas 1

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 8 Years
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        Fabergas lol

    11. Rolls-Royce
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      Got Wolly this week. In for Hazard

      1. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
        • 11 Years
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        How? Which game?

  11. Alittude
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    Guus to sacrifice a Goose for every goal Chelsea conceedes live on the coaches bench

    1. RoysCallerAnne
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      9 goose comments in the last hour, really?
      Keep them coming, hilarious stuff.

      1. Elfozzie 42
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        Careful, they might tell you to Get Stuffed!

        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          I'd say you get that a lot 😀

      2. Alittude
        • 8 Years
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        The goose will set you free

  12. Dynamic
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    Has anyone got a link to the chrome attatchment that changes the view of the leagues so you can see captains, live points etc...

    1. Jeremiah
      • 11 Years
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      Never knew this existed but it sounds great?

      1. Dynamic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Thank you.

    2. Gnu
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      • 14 Years
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      Don't think anyone with a Neil Lennon grav deserves any help imo.
      🙂

  13. Eden Hazardous
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    Courtois + Zouma in my defence

    Cue Sunderland ruining Chelsea CS 🙁

    1. Moin
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      Watmore to score a goal!

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
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        And miss a pen 😛

  14. Make United Great Again
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    Mahrez doesn't look a popular captain pick. Come on Ryad

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
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      this

    2. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
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      Slightly worried now. I am the only one in my ML top 10 with him - everyone else has Lukaku. Hope it doesn't end up being (C)ry-adh Mahrez.

    3. Weasel Boy
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      I'm surprised
      My second choice.
      My vc

  15. Jazz!
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    • 9 Years
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    I'm a United fan - but I hate our boring football and really wanna watch the Leicester v Everton game. So should I:

    A) Watch United

    B) Watch Eve v Lei

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
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      B

    2. Tshelby
      • 9 Years
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      B

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      A, If you can't watch us when we play boring football...don't watch us when we play less boring football 😉

  16. camarozz
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    Leader of my ML has ighalo (c). He's 50 ahead of me and we reset at new yr.
    Im only one in Ml with mahrez (c)

  17. In Bale We Trust
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    • 14 Years
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    WHere is Danny Rose?

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
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      sick

  18. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Top 50 players in the world by (C)

    Top 10 players in the world captained:

    Wollscheid
    Lukaku
    Ozil
    Lukaku
    Mata
    Dann
    Lukaku
    Lukaku
    Lukaku
    Lukaku
    Lukaku
    Lukaku
    Ozil
    Ighalo
    Lukaku
    Wijnaldum
    Vardy
    Lukaku
    Mahrez
    Costa
    Mahrez
    Vardy
    Vardy
    Mahrez
    Mahrez
    Ozil
    Mahrez (triple captain)
    Lukaku
    Ramsey
    Mata
    Ramsey
    Lukaku
    Mahrez
    Mahrez
    Wijnaldum
    Mahrez
    Ozil
    Lukaku
    Mahrez
    Ozil
    Ozil
    Mahrez
    Mahrez
    Mahrez
    Mahrez
    Lukaku
    Arnautovic
    Lukaku
    Fabregas

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
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      Whoops forget that top 10 sentence...

    2. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
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      Wollschied lol

    3. La Roja
      • 12 Years
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      Fabregas

      It gets better...

    4. Jax
      • 14 Years
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      Fabregas at the end there...

    5. Hamstergod
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      • 11 Years
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      I find the Fabregas pick even crazier than Wolleschied or Dann

    6. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
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      "Fabregas" 😯

      Guess that's why he is 50th and not first... *smirks*

    7. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
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      People keep saying it's a weird season and they are just getting lucky but there are only a couple of truly unexpected captaincy choices

      1. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
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        They're getting lucky because their captains are the same every week, not because they make weird choices. There are no differentials in there, they're just relying on last week's scorers.

    8. Fitzy.
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      Some pretenders in that top 50.

    9. Xhaka Kahn't
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
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      Have captained Haz. Sitting at 12k ish. Massive risk :s

      1. Richd
        • 11 Years
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        Erm... I have some news ..

    10. Richd
      • 11 Years
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      Mahrez triple captain. SICK BRO!

  19. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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    Aguero as a differential captain next week ?

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
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      when he's rested?

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
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        Against tired legs 😎

        1. Jax
          • 14 Years
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          yeah!

    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
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      If he plays Monday he will be everyones capt on Boxing day

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        I have the cash itb to do it for free . Some people might hesitate with Lukaku and Kane having great fixtures too

    3. Numb
      • 9 Years
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      Not really

    4. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Could be top captain next week

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
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        could easily be benched.

    5. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
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      Thanks gents

  20. Essan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    Anyone else had there with 7m in the bank, 2 free transfers, no injuries and a reasonably strong bench?

    Never been in this position at Christmas before! Suppose I'll just have to bring in Kun and Sanchez?

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Sanchez isn't back yet.

    2. Francescoli
      • 9 Years
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      i'm 0.1 off from doing sanchez and aguero for lukaku and ozil 🙁

    3. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
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      Similar here. Depending on performances/gametime for Kun/Sanchez, will bring one or both in.

  21. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 11 Years
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    Benched Ozil! :ozil: 😯

  22. d1sable
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    8 years, 4 months ago

    Safe to say the mods and cons favour Lukaku this week!

    http://postimg.org/image/olbe2fxvf/

    1. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      lol @ Ighalo(c)

    2. Richd
      • 11 Years
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      D1sable is this an add on that shows captaincy?

        1. Richd
          • 11 Years
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          Decent. Thank you very much!

    3. Moss
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Good luck

    4. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      How do you get them to view the Captain's in the league table?

      1. turd ferguson
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
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        this

    5. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
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      Granville captained Mahrez 🙁

    6. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
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      Is those Google adds showing at the bottom mine or yours? : wink:

    7. Back on the horse
      • 13 Years
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      haha - granville with nothing to lose

  23. La Roja
    • 12 Years
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    LVG just got out of the shower it seems

    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
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      reported

  24. GrumblyBlowfish
    • 10 Years
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    Don't know if I missed something but pleasantly surprised to see Smalling's name on the teamsheet

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
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      You missed something

    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
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      You clearly missed the news that he had trained all week 😉

      1. GrumblyBlowfish
        • 10 Years
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        Yeah I've been preoccupied with a certain film that came out this week

  25. d1sable
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    8 years, 4 months ago

    Um is it my twitter or has Demi vanished from it?

  26. Studgie G
    • 12 Years
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    Kane (c) stuck with it all wk

  27. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
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    I take it the majority will be watching Everton v Leicester?

    1. KANEGAROO
      • 9 Years
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      yep, Lukaku will go for hatty

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 12 Years
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        I hope so!!

  28. Sz21
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Only 2 differences in team between me and main rival in ML.

    1. Dann + Barkley
    2. Ward + Wijnaldum
    Same captain... (Luk)

    Who wins this week then?

    1. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
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      2) I reckon, depends which Barkley turns up.

      1. Sz21
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Hopefully 🙂

  29. Alittude
    • 8 Years
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    Goose hiddink to set the standard, no more quakery