Moving Target

Moving Target – Andros Townsend

After signing goalkeeper Steve Mandanda from Marseille, Crystal Palace made their second significant move in the summer transfer window last week by acquiring Newcastle midfielder Andros Townsend for £13 million. The 24-year-old put pen to paper on a five-year contract with the Eagles, and should add further creativity to a Palace midfield that already contains the likes of Yannick Bolasie, Wilfried Zaha and Yohan Cabaye.

Speaking to the club’s official website, Townsend outlined his reasons for making the move to Selhurst Park just two months after dropping into the Championship with the relegated Magpies:

“I’m extremely delighted. I had chats with the manager and chairman before I signed and I’m pleased to a part of Crystal Palace’s future… It was a pretty easy decision to choose Crystal Palace because of the direction they’re heading. They play a system that suits wingers and you only need to look at Wilfried Zaha, Yannick Bolasie and Jason Puncheon to see how they’ve excelled and how influential they are for Palace. I want to be a part of that and help this club reach its potential.”

The History

Townsend joined the Tottenham Hotspur academy at the age of eight, but was sent out on several loan spells during his time with the club. In March 2009, he made his professional debut for Yeovil Town against MK Dons, while the following season, Townsend spent loan spells at League One sides Leyton Orient and MK Dons, making 33 appearances in total, scoring four goals and registering three assists.

He then headed to Ipswich Town at the start of the 2010/11 campaign for what was intended to be a season-long loan, but after playing in only 16 matches for the Tractor Boys, scoring once and providing two assists, he was recalled by then Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp in December 2010.

The winger marked his senior Tottenham debut with a goal and a man of the match performance against Charlton Athletic in an FA Cup tie in January 2011, but Townsend was shortly after farmed out on loan once more, first to Watford, and then to Millwall, making 14 appearances in total, scoring twice and garnering three assists.

While Townsend did feature for Spurs over the following two seasons, he never really established himself as a regular starter, and spent further loan spells with Leeds United and Birmingham City in the Championship and QPR in the Premier League, where he scored twice and provided two assists in 12 league appearances.

In total, Townsend made 50 Premier League appearances for Tottenham, scoring three goals and registering four assists, before making the move to Newcastle in January this year for a fee of around £12 million in search of regular first-team football. He would prove to be a key figure in Newcastle’s battle to avoid relegation, scoring four goals and providing two assists in 13 matches for the Magpies, but ultimately the club failed to avoid the drop.

Townsend represented England at every level from Under 16-21 and made his senior debut against Montenegro in October 2013, scoring in a 4-1 win. He has earned 10 international caps thus far, scoring three goals, although he was left out of Roy Hodgson’s 23-man squad for Euro 2016.

The Prospects

In spite of the Magpies’ relegation, Townsend’s move to Selhurst Park comes as something of a surprise. After years of trying to establish himself as a first-choice option at the Lane, he had finally nailed down a regular role on Tyneside only to jump ship and head back to London with Palace.

Certainly, that short stint at St James’ at least afforded us a chance to assess the winger’s potential if handed secure pitch time.

Townsend’s ability to take on defenders and cut in from the right flank, firing shots on goal with his left foot, should see him handed a role on the right of Pardew’s 4-2-3-1 set-up next time out.

This could result in Zaha – who was voted the club’s Player of the Year award last season – being shifted over to the left, which could see Yannick Bolasie stationed in a central support role behind a lone striker.

Such a scenario looks ominous for the likes of Jason Puncheon and Bakary Sako, with Yohan Cabaye and James McArthur likely to be the first-choice pairing in central midfield. The fact that Zaha, Puncheon and Sako all managed just two goals each last term highlights why Townsend has been brought in, with the Eagles in desperate need for more firepower in the final third.

Bolasie and Cabaye managed five goals apiece last season, making them the club’s joint-top scorers, but while the latter has some appeal should he remain the first-choice penalty taker, he’s perhaps more suited as an asset in daily Fantasy offerings such as DraftKings.

Analysing his statistics at Newcastle in the second part of last term, Townsend averaged a shot every 47.4 minutes, which was actually inferior to Sako (33.3), Bolasie (38.4) and Cabaye (41.7), although Puncheon and Zaha trailed all four players, managing a shot every 50.4 and 81.5 minutes respectively. Nonetheless, his conversion rate of 16.7% underlines the new boy’s eye for goal as Pardew looks to improve a side that scored just 39 times last season, the third-lowest tally in the top-flight.

In terms of creativity, Townsend produced a key pass every 43.8 minutes for Newcastle last term, which was better than any of the Palace midfielders, with Puncheon (44.5) the next best, while Zaha and Bolasie only created a scoring chance every 60.9 and 90.3 minutes respectively, suggesting Townsend should have a clear edge when it comes to assist potential.

Given that fact Bolasie was priced at 6.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) last season, we can expect a similar price for Townsend. Should he establish himself as a first-choice wide man as expected, that could represent terrific value for Fantasy managers, particularly bearing in mind Palace’s favourable start (WBA, tot, BOU, mid, STO) to the campaign, with only the trip to White Hart Lane in Gameweek 2 looking a difficult match-up.

Finding value in the mid-price bracket was crucial to any successful Fantasy campaign last season, and with Palace being heavily linked with a move for Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, Eagles players such as Townsend could well be popular options. His prospects would only be boosted by the addition of the Belgian striker, and with perhaps a point to prove after being omitted by England, we could see the former Newcastle winger make a fast start with his new side.

Further Reference

Andros Townsend Wikipedia

Andros Townsend Transfer Markt Page

Andros Townsend You Tube

1,525 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Captain Vantastic™
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Almost there guys

  2. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
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    Don't let your mum/wife/gf/mates see your PayPal statement if you paid for membership that way, apparently it shows on your statement as 'FantasyFoot' 😀

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      😆

    2. A.T
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Oops 😀

    3. Spike ⚽️
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      So you are entering a team in FPL 🙂

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah, was determined to miss this year but it's like a drug 🙂

        1. Spike ⚽️
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Good man 🙂

  3. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Bloody imposters.

  4. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Giggs Boson in da house.....opening in 20mins 😮

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I don't think it'll be today. I'm monitoring the site with an app, and there's been no major changes recently.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        😯 when was the last significant squeak from the website?

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I only started a day or two ago and there's been none. It could be that the app I'm using doesn't go into as much detail as it did last season. Who knows, we just have to be patient 🙂

          1. Jafooli
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Keep us updated GB 😉

      2. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        share? 😉

  5. Brian (Not the Messiah)
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    LOL@ everyone waiting for FPL to open 😉

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Including yourself in that list?

      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        yep 🙂

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Wait a second..

  6. Alan Hansen's Emu
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    If Pogna signed - potential FPL price?

    10M?

    1. Alan Hansen's Emu
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Who the fck is that? Idiot.

      PogBa

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Don't be harsh on yourself like that 🙂

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Hehe.. Pogna.. What a silly person.

          😉

      2. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Chill out dude

    2. jmcclory123
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      he was only 8.5m on the Euro game De bruyne was over 10 I think

    3. ★Kuntheman★
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I'd say 11.0. Not even close to being worth it.

      1. Alan Hansen's Emu
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Agreed. Poor value.

      2. michudagawd
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        11?! Are you mad?

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Nope. With a ludicrous transfer fee like that he'll be a lot. FPL evaluation, not mine.

          That being said, I would be mad if I bought him at that price.

          1. michudagawd
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            He wouldn't be close to 11m. Real world football and FPL are two separate entities. Pogba doesn't score or assist enough to be anything over 9m.

    4. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      8.5 - 9

  7. Liastro ⭐️
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Doesn't Mark Rogers realise that we'll be in the MIDDLE of the week tomorrow. As for a release 'early next week'... 🙁

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Doesn't Liastro realise that Mark Rogers is full of sht

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I can't believe someone lied on the interwebs 😯

      Seeing as I'm so rich (and the messiah for good measure) I might take it upon myself to take Mark Rogers out.

      1. Hooky
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Could you stretch to Trump as well?

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Make that the priority.

        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Consider it done.

          Old Small-hands won't know what hit him... He doesn't know much in fairness.

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            😆

          2. Hooky
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            You're too late for Beadle

            1. Hooky
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Sorry he was small hand, not small hands.

    3. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      technically speaking: before noon is early, noon is middle and afternoon is late 😆

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Oh yeah, if he afterwards excuses that that's what he meant, I think somebody will rip his head off.

        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😛

  8. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I think the new site should show real time rank chances. That way you would know exactly how much losing that clean sheet costs you.

    How exciting would that be?

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I think that would set the servers on fire.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        In the most exciting way possible..

      2. Kun Tozser
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Not at all

    2. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Real time rank changes through the games would be cracking 😀

    3. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      ̶e̶x̶c̶i̶i̶n̶g̶ depressing

    4. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      No they should stop adding CS's until the whistle goes it's a pain in the hole seeing points added at 60 and then taken from you

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        This 😡

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Yes. I agree

    5. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Nah, waiting for OR update is way better.

      That way, we can subtlebrag.

      1. Ziegler1988
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Is 95 a good score??

    6. Jay_
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Fantasy football fix already does this, gameweek live, it's very accurate.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          So if they can why not the official site?

          1. sinik
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            probably because they're tapping into the data and sorting it as opposed to hosting it, not to mention the amount of traffic they get is likely a fraction of what the main site gets

      • Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        It currently takes hours just to update the ranks. now you want to do it minute by minute?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Yes. That is exactly what I want.

      • Ziegler1988
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        FFFix has this down pretty well

      • Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I also think gameweek rank should be got rid of or should take account of hits. It is useless in its current form.

        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Always liked this feature as a hit taker 😛

          But yeah, agree

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Or ma be offer you both pieces of info so you know what you have gained or lost from the hit

      • Zizoulicious
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Would be a great feature, because it means no more waiting hours for OR and leave tables to update!

    7. ducksfly2gether
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Just curious...does anyone here work in football or football related fields?

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        o/

          1. Zizoulicious
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            😆

      2. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I wish!

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          this.

      3. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Here. I'm the whore of UEFA

        1. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Are you in the Joy division?

          1. La Roja
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Sshh

      4. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I do

      5. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Does working in a fantasy football related field count?

        1. J0E
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          And no, I don't know when the game is launching before anyone asks. 🙂

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            I don't think I've ever seen so many mods in one day.

            1. Now I'm Panicking
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Never seen Quadrophenia?

              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                • 13 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Oh you 😉

            2. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              This is suspicious indeed.

              #ffsilluminati

            3. sinik
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              IT'S A SIGN

          2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Not buying it 😉 #ffsilluminati

          3. Syd.
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            You would make a terrible politician 🙂

            1. Zizoulicious
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              But a lot better than the current crop...

          4. EmreCan Hustle
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            He knows something.

        2. ducksfly2gether
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Ha, if winning Euro Fantasy earns me the opportunity to apply for a job there, then it does!

      6. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Hello, I'm Mark Rogers.

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Hello Mr Rogers! Please go fudge yourself and never show up again. 😉

      7. Long Juan Silva
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Think SuperDunny works for a sports statistics company or something like that

    8. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Pelle on 260K per week

      Someone get me a bottle of scotch

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        China wants to make football the next big thing over there

        Expect a World Cup soon

        1. La Roja
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          This numbers are irrational. They gotta take it easy or we will see Chamakh on 200k per week soon.

          1. Syd.
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Apparently it all followed the Chinese Presidents trip to Man City last year, he went back to China and instructed his minions to make football a top sport in China - money appears to be no object

            1. Get up ya bum
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Its been their plan for years now

      2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        And 3 heaping scoops of acid....

      3. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Pellè might get a couple of good ones for himself with that money.

      4. Cradders
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I need to get a contract as anything for one of their clubs.

      5. BilalM
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Still don't understand why Pelle would give up everything at Southampton - Top 10 PL club, European football, and just waltz to China, just for the money :/

        1. La Roja
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          260k per week for 31 years old donkey

          I'd jump on it too

    9. michudagawd
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      No mention of anything from the Premier League twitter page, Mark Rogers keeping schtum, no teaser prices. What the hell is going on?!

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Nothing basically

      2. Now I'm Panicking
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Brexit

        1. BENOIT
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I blame Boris.

        2. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          This. I think the fall in value of the £ meant they had to lose some of the programmers and the launch has been put back a week.

      3. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Imagine if they changed the url to something completely separate like http://www.FPLeague.com and we were too busy refreshing an old broken page to notice 🙂

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😀

        2. michudagawd
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Terrifying! :O

      4. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Mark Rogers just took a guess and has been proved wrong. He needs unfollowing to teach him a lesson

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Quite the contrary, I was going to stalk the guy to learn his patterns before striking with furious revenge.

          Might even have to take a year out of FPL to do so.

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Good idea. How about offensive tweets calling him a liar in the meantime

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Brilliant!

          2. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Good idea. But don't follow his twitter while you stalk him.

        2. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          This. He did that to get followers (=money), he should be punished by losing followers (=money).

        3. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I have to clarify, I have no problem with people taking a guess, but when they pretend they're in the know and provide what they've drawn out of thin air as a reliable information in order to make others get them money, I think they deserve to be punished.

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            I know right? Hate that crap.

            By the way, you should pick up Samir Nasri from the start, Pep was overheard in Dublin this weekend saying he sees him as the next Messi.
            I think you should give me a fiver for that premium nugget of advice.

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Ok, thanks, we'll see after the next few rounds. If Nasri doesn't set the world alight at City, I will be after you. Thanks for the tip anyway. 😉

              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                • 13 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Croatia for World Cup 2018 too by the way 😉

    10. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Oh they better ban chips from affecting H2H ML games......complete toilet.

      1. BENOIT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah it's a good point. I was in a ML where anyone that was leading got targeted with chips every week!

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Exactly this......was garbage, ruined H2H for many.

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I play a H2H league with one friend and it was completely fair in that context. DGW was brilliant for me anyway

    11. BENOIT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Bored out of my tree at work - can I tempt anyone with a game of HaxBall?

      http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~29d0fcc9085c1796fecb818cffdb4b328c091fd1abd38ccf184a8b3bdab185a42&pass=1

      Password: markrogers

    12. George Sillett
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      If FPL goes live at 4am :-
      1. Who is the favourite for the first R T request ?
      2. What time will that be posted ?

      1. Hooky
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        1. Daniel
        2. 4.01 am

      2. michudagawd
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        4:01 am

      3. Slam
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Gravless 4:10

      4. kalmoffit
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Someone in Asia.

      5. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        It goes live in 2 minutes..... Brace yourselves

    13. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Team Name:

      Joachim Low's Cheddar Gorge

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Too long.
        Not the gorge..the name.

      2. George Sillett
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Sniff down be low

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Not bad. 🙂

          Btw, what team formation does your daughter favour?

          1. George Sillett
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Absent from the household currently wor king oN aN internship.. Back July 28th for 10 days before inter railing for 3 weeks. She says she has changed her mind and will be back doing FPL again just to kick my backside.

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              The right decision from her. 😀

              I have to re-read your post carefully to see if there's a secret message in it. ❓

              1. George Sillett
                • 8 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Squirrels at dawn.
                She got a first in her second year exams btw.

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          WR posting gifs 😮

        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😆

        3. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😆

        4. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          lol . class

      3. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Cheddar Schmelling Loew

    14. Captain Scarlet
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Where has his 4AM rumour come from?!

      Not that I care......

      1. George Sillett
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Everyone , every day.

      2. kalmoffit
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        It's a seasonal thing.

      3. WINNING!
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Tomorrow 1pm

    15. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      that haxball was the worst five minutes of my life

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        😆 I can feel your pain from here man.

      2. Hooky
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Did you miss all the England games in the Euros?

    16. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 28s29 seconds ago

      63 - There were 63 teams in the big five European leagues who hit more shots than Manchester United in 2015-16.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Filo-o-fish....

      2. Hooky
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Name them

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          That's the next "guessing hot topic" 🙂

          1. Hooky
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            🙂

        2. Johnny Drama
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          ^

      3. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Pretty Galling stat that.

    17. Thomass
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      From Chelsea FC: media conference 2pm, Thursday 14th July 2016. To unveil: Antonio Conte. Stamford Bridge (accredited media only).

    18. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Wouldn't it make more sense to launch the game around now as opposed to crack-of-dawn early to get more initial traffic?

      1. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Yes

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Hey Debauchy.

          1. Debauchy
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Hey Rup. Good to see you around again

    19. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      FPL to be cancelled this season. Mark Rogers could not handle the media attention and has had a breakdown.

      The whole site has gone in to disarray.

      1. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        News from no 10, "Get this Fantasy thing going "
        Guess the electorate are desperately seeking.........

    20. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      What good comedy is there on in the UK these days?

      Kinda like Thick of It, Toast of London, Veep, Office, Extras, W1A, Hello Ladies, Charlie Brooker etc

      Hopefully available on youtube........

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        My sister is in W1A.

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Straight up? What role Rups? Very funny stuff.........was she also in 2012?

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            She was Izzy Gould.
            She was in a thing called FM which was very good if you can find it.

            1. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Wowzer......Izzy was good, especially when that you fella was hanging around...did you see 2012 by the same gang?

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Yes I saw all of it, very good stuff.

        2. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Hiya lightweight

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Pff, as if.

            1. Debauchy
              • 11 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              ahaha , only 1 lighty in this argument

      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Alan Partridge, Curb Your Enthusiasm type stuff?

      3. KingNidge
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Get on Peep Show asap

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah I am, never watched it first time round.......until I saw you lot banging on about it on here 😛

          Can only do a few episodes at a time......enjoying it....

            1. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              😀 that was the clip that got me onto it.......still on S01...

              1. KingNidge
                • 8 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Sensational show every single episode nothing like it 🙂

      4. Hooky
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Not new but Garth Marenghi's Darkplace was great

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah folk have recommended that before.....kinda like the stuff I've listed Hooky?

          1. Hooky
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            All up my street yes. You have good taste sir 🙂

      5. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Fawlty Towers
        Red Dwarf S1-S6
        Only Fools and Horses

        I bloody love Impractical Jokers but that be from across the water

        1. KingNidge
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          3 absolute classics there but then you go and ruin it with impractical jokers god i cant stand those chaps lol

          1. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Really? Aw I bloody love it 🙂

            1. KingNidge
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              tell ya the truth iv never watched an episode its just that fake exaggerated laughter goes right through me and i have to turn it over 🙂

              1. Wilshere Knowledge
                • 10 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Try this short clip: https://youtu.be/aIpqGD-ogzk?t=29

                😀

                1. KingNidge
                  • 8 Years
                  7 years, 10 months ago

                  that jayden smith tattoo loooooooooooooool that was pretty funny tbf

        2. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          FT - watched about 20 times
          OF&H - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8 - one of the greatest scenes ever
          RD - watched a bit...

          1. KingNidge
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            https://youtu.be/2G7foe3IGwc

            🙂

      6. Zasa
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/

        More for the comedy 'insight' than anything

        1. Frank Black
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I've been watching it since the beginning, of course it's not scripted comedy and it all depends on the guest but it's always nice to watch while you're drinking a cup of good coffee. It's a relaxing web series.

          1. Zasa
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Yeah I appreciate what Seinfeld does. And I enjoy listening to the comedy stories some have about legends like Carlin & Pryor.

            1. Get up ya bum
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Check out the green room for some great comedy insight

              1. Zasa
                • 9 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                I actually watched the whole two seasons the other day. Great stuff, Dave Attell & Bill Burr's episode were hilarious 🙂

                1. Get up ya bum
                  • 14 Years
                  7 years, 10 months ago

                  That was the first one I saw and it sent me down a YouTube rabbit hole 😀

                  1. Zasa
                    • 9 Years
                    7 years, 10 months ago

                    Ha 🙂 yeah man, most episodes always had atleast one great comedian shooting the sht.

                    I think Tough Crowd's the only one that's similar to it

        2. Zasa
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Also, Louie, Master of None, Silicon Valley, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (first couple of seasons were the best), & Broad City,

          1. Jafooli
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Cheers Zasa & Frank....

      7. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Karl Pilkington.....Everybody else a dim and distant second. Oh, apart from Ricky Gervais who is a nasty sod and shouldn't even be on TV.

      8. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Brooklyn Nine Nine
        Community
        Silicon Valley
        Blue Mountain State

        All stupid, none English.

        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Love BMS dont watch the film though

      9. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Not pommy but broad city and silicon valley are brilliant

      10. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers all....

    21. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Anyone on twitter? 🙂

      Add me up 😀
      @MadEireannacha

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Already did

      2. KingNidge
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Just followed u mate

      3. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Never heard of it 😉

      4. Jay_
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Just followed ya's 🙂

          1. KingNidge
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Good man twitter is the dogs danglers i don't do facebook at all load of bollox lol

        • Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Done, and already given you some advice! 😉

      5. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        5pm FPL towers shut for the day.....bunch of losers

        1. Parm
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Apart from Keith, who is staying behind to press the big red button.

          1. Dr Dream
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            *return key

          2. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            12 mins..

      6. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Cant wait for fantasy , this reality shi-te takes some digesting

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😀

      7. Grand Thibauto
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Can you better this? Just in the second season.

        http://imgur.com/I0nCbTY

        1. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I can't

          1. Grand Thibauto
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            What do you play with? I had it quite easy with Chelsea.

            1. Thomass
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              How do you get those badges?

      8. MrMaverick
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        We're only going to be able to have 2 of these - Vardy, Ibra, Kane, Aguero
        Which two?

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I think you could only really afford Aguero+Vardy to start. I'm going Aguero+Giroud probably

        2. MrMaverick
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Think Aguero-Kane very possible if shrewdly scrimp in defence i.e WBA defenders

        3. Dr Dream
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Not even two.

          A premium, mid and cheap is hard to do at the beginning, never mind two premiums.

        4. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Kane and Vardy won't be worth it. The former until we see he's shaken off the Euro rust and how they deal with CL for the first time and the latter because I just don't think he'll be worth a high price as I find him to be an overrated footballer.

      9. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eucpZjDCat0 - more OF&H...

      10. FISSH
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        cant wait for FPL to open again! RMT here we go haha

        1. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah , kinda enjoy the early ones though. Pick up some decent info from the answers . Serial lurker here.

        2. LAMB TEA
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          RMT PLZ

          4.5 - 4.5
          4.5 - 4.5 - 4.5 - 4.5 - 4.0
          5.0 - 5.0 - 5.0 - 5.0 -7.5
          6.0 - AGUERO - KANE

          ty 🙂

      11. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        am just waiting for Mark Rogers to tweet about some glitch that has forced a delay, to cover his own backside

        1. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I am just waiting to see if you honour the promise , NO more RMT's