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Fantasy Chili Bowl – Week 4

The fourth round of the Chili Bowl competition is upon us, and we are getting down to the nitty-gritty of deciding who is going to Trump into the next stage and who will fade into obscurity, Hillary Clinton-style.

Some classic encounters took place in Week 3, with some monster scores and excitement aplenty.  Let’s have a recap of the events and look ahead to this weekend’s ties. 

Conference A

Week 3 Review

The Washington DC Presidents and New Orleans Contes both lost their 100% records as Conference A tightens up at the top. This is now the only conference without a triple victor so far.

The Presidents were particularly unlucky as they would have beaten every other team in Conference A this week apart from their conquerors – the Spencer-inspired San Antonio Ravers – who ran out 440-418 winners.

Captain Goldman was the star of the show for the Los Angeles Vipers, amassing 106 points as New Orleans slumped to a 380-405 defeat. Their loss came despite their captain Jazz! Accumulating an impressive 93 point haul.

The other match featured two teams going into the week looking for their first win, the Boston Hawks and Miami Magicians. In this make-or-break encounter, the Boston side were ultimately victorious, 386-350,  to keep their play-off hopes still alive.  Sanchit was the top scorer for the Hawks.

Standings

WAS 2-1

NO 2-1

SA 2-1

LA 2-1

BOS 1-2

MIA 0-3

Week 4 schedule

WAS v NO

MIA v LA

BOS v SA

Conference B

Week 3 Review

The Cleveland Steamers maintained their perfect start to the season as Conference B witnessed three tight encounters

Just five points separated the undefeated Steamers from their unlucky opponents Austin Powers in a 397-392 nail-biter.  Jester112358 was the hero for Cleveland with a fabulous 94 points, more than 20 more than any of his teammates.

The Philadelphia Sentrymen were less fortunate as they suffered their first loss in a 454-443 classic at the hands of the Chicago Bull Sitters, despite Philadelphia’s captain Narcos’ stunning 112 point gameweek.  It was a real team effort from Chicago, with four of their six starters scoring in the 80s.

Elsewhere, the Phoenix Philistines claimed their first victory of the campaign with a 445-417 defeat of luckless (and winless) Mississippi Hillbillies.  Meerlight of the Hillbillies was the top scorer in the match with 95 points, but it wasn’t enough to keep his side out of the basement and staring at what appears to be an early elimination.

Standings

CLE 3-0

PHI 2-1

CHI 2-1

PHX 1-2

AUS 1-2

MIS 0-3

Week 4 schedule

MIS v CHI

AUS v PHX

PHI v CLE

Conference C

Week 3 Review

No question what the match of the week in Conference C was this week, as San Francisco Bulls Deep defeated their west-coast rivals the Seattle Salad Dodgers in an epic shoot-out 481-453.

The Bulls Deep were on top form with Rocco10 leading the way with 97 points.  The undefeated Californians even got away with benching BB-8’s 94 point haul as Seattle now slump to a 1-2 record, despite being one of only four teams in the entire competition to have amassed over 1000 points so far.

In the other matches this week, the New York Tommy Guns and the San Diego Casuals both secured their second victories, over the San Jose Holebas and Las Vegas Lemmings, 419-377 and 401-384 respectively.  Phoenix87 top scored for New York with 90 points, while MVP hopeful, Park The Bus, headed the scoring for the Casuals with 88 points.

Standings

SF 3-0

SD 2-1

NY 2-1

SEA 1-2

SJ 1-2

LV 0-3

Week 4 schedule

SD v SF

LV v SJ

SEA v NY

Conference D

The form book was followed in Conference D as the rampant Indianapolis House of Pancakes made it three wins from three, against a stunned Utah Polygamists.

IHOP’s 498 point total was the highest of any side this week, with skipper Pirlo’s Pen gathering 94 points and Haggis 90 points against a winless Utah outfit who played very well themselves but again just came up against the wrong team on the wrong day.

DelhiDynamo was the individual star of the week though.  His unbelievable 123 point total helped his Waikiki Beach Raiders to their second victory as they blew away the Albuquerque Shaolin 419-326.

In the other match, the Jacksonville Jamaicans benched their two lowest scorers for the second week in a row, but it wasn’t enough to overcome Denver DoesDallas, who ran out 391-353 winners, despite Kingnidge’s 85 points being left on the bench for Denver.

Standings

IND 3-0

WB 2-1

DEN 2-1

JAX 1-2

ALB 1-2

UTA 0-3

Week 4 schedule

DEN v UTA

ALB v IND

WB v JAX

TEAM AND MANAGER OF THE WEEK

DelhiDynamo (WB) 123

Narcos (PH) 112

Goldman (LA) 106

Spencer (SA) 98

Rocco10 (SF) 97

Meerlight (MIS) 95

Alternates:

Teddy Steddington (UTA) 95

Bb-8 (SF) 94

The Manager of the week award goes to cylus11 from the Waikiki Beach Raiders, who was one of three captains to bench their two lowest scorers this week, but the only one whose team won their match.

Remember, the all-star game takes place in GW16 with the participants finalised after this week’s round of games.  A full run down of the current All Star Points standings, as well as the current captains award positions and the competition rules can be found here.

The current all-star rosters (with one week to go) look like this……..

Conference A/B:

Narcos (PHI)

Jazz! (NO)

Spencer (SA)

Licious Lizard (AUS)

Diva (WAS)

Sid07 (BOS)

Conference C/D:

Rhinos (SF)

Park The Bus (SD)

SidL (NY)

DelhiDynamo (WB)

KingNidge (DEN)

Gussy (UTA)

THE SQUADS AND THE FIXTURE LISTS

Please see this spreadsheet  for details of all the squads (with links to each players FPL history) and fixtures.

The FCB Differentials Spreadsheet  allows teams to identify which players will be key in this week’s scoring. The instructions for using it are:

1. First, make a personal copy using the ‘File’ menu options (this will enable you to edit the cells)

2. Enter the GW no. in the blue-coloured cell on top.

3. Enter the FPL IDs of your six team members and the six IDs of the opponents’.

4. The sheet picks up the live FPL points of the players on each refresh, and the total for the team is displayed in green.

The FCB Next GW Scouting Spreadsheet will allow teams to pull in the previous week’s FPL teams for all eight of the opposing teams players to allow scouting of the squads. The instructions for using this spreadsheet are as above except the fpl points are no longer valid.

SIDE ORDERS

In some team news, due to one of their players no longer being eligible for the competition, the Washington DC Presidents have called up Pochecinno to their roster as a replacement, in line with the competition rules.

And some regular reminders………

·         Captains must email the FCB mailbox (fantasychilibowl@gmail.com) with their decision on which two players they are benching this week before the deadline of 11:59pm UK time on Friday night.  11:59pm UK time on the night before the FPL deadline will be the deadline each week.

·         Remember this is a FFS community competition and we expect all teams to have some presence within the comments on these articles.  If we see some teams not participating on this front, we will start enforcing rules to ensure this does happen.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fantasychilibowl@gmail.com

As a final request, please do try and keep the FCB chat to the comment sections of our articles.

On behalf of the FCB committee (Jarvish, BabyB, Ziro, Adam West and Cheese)

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  1. J0E
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Well played Steamers. Was a close run thing.

    1. Bazzalona
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Thanks!
      Too close. Ironic how Middlesborough came to Clevelands' rescue

  2. Diva
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    #Breaking Carnage in Washington. Full report to follow soon.

    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Who was impeached?

  3. chicrah
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Congrats to Chicago BS.. it was a really close affair.

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Our Kane(c) gamble almost backfired after Sanchez's haul but we just about held on. Great game and hopefully we can both still make it through.

  4. Hooky
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Fantastic write up again. Top work fellas!

  5. Jazz!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Group A is super tight. Big game against the Presidents next week!

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      If Boston win and LA lose this week, 4 teams will be tied for 2nd with a 2-2 record going into the last week.....

      1. Jazz!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        😮

  6. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    I was caretaker manager last week
    Where is my mention
    I know how Stewart Houston feels

    1. cylus11 ( Manager) - Russia…
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Credit to JTD and the team too. Well done everyone and special mention to Delhi. You really make our team a Special one with your 131...

  7. Jigger & Pony
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Great write-up guys

  8. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Doubt that Mata-Is-The-Juan 's score is 97 in All stars list.
    Could the mods please check.
    Is that the sum of scores of the GW he was played?

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      It's correct according to the link on the spreadsheet

      https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/entry/21777/history

      1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks

      2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        That says 21 Jarvish

        1. Now I'm Panicking
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          -4 point hit = 17 for this week

          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 5 months ago

            Sorry wires crossed thought the score was just for last gameweek

  9. Lord.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Oversexed, inbred, psychopathic, uneducated, unshaven, moonshine-brewing, dungaree-wearing losers, are just some of the myths perpetrated by Hollywood producers about the Mississippi Hillbillies, but the people of Chicago know better. We know all about the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune; we know that ‘Deliverance’ is just a movie; and that Mississippians brought us the Blues, Root Beer, Bottled Coke and Elvis. Our Bleacher Bums look forward to welcoming our Southern friends as they gear up for their next big challenge. Saturday is Red Neck Day in Greater Illinois, and we are ready to get the party started.

    Join us in BS Stadium where, in a miracle of resurrection, Jake and Elwood Blues will be getting the Band back together in a special benefit for those long lost FCB teams – Cheaters in Need. The Pizzas and Chilli-Dogs are already cooking, and there will be ample time to enjoy our famous prohibition products. Hilarious games will include kicking the water bottle, template bingo, and 101 new uses for a Chilli Bowl.

    The Hillbillies will be our honoured guests as we back their charge to secure their first trophy – the elusive FCB Wooden Spoon. The Hillbillies have come too far to be beaten out their just deserts by a bunch of Card Sharps, Lemmings, or Polygamists; so give generously and let’s make sure that the fat bird with the banjo really has something to sing about!

    Meanwhile, the Bull Sitters will be back in Boot Camp topping up on performance enhancing differentials, and raising our incontinence training to industrial standards ahead of a steamy trip to Cleveland.

  10. Bazzalona
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Three out of three for the Cleveland Steamers.
    Over the moon Brian but at the end of the day we'll take it one game at a time.
    Thanks Jester you know who you are!!

  11. The Tinkerman
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Three from three for the IHOP boys, a win next week will see us through, bring it on!

  12. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    oh boy....

    1. fedolefan
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      I know right!

  13. Gothenburgsaints
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Nice write up. Thanks for organizing.

    The form of San Jose Holebas is too similar to the real Holebas.

    We need a win now against those small green haired stupid things that I used to love on my C64.

  14. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    "Rampant Indianapolis...", I like it.

    Utah, if you could beat Denver for us this weekend it would be much appreciated. You deserve a win.

    The Hawaiians & Jamaicans together should be quite a beach party.

    Thanks to everyone involved in running the tournament for all your hard work.

    1. Shipstontrev
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      "you deserve a win". Talk about insult to injury! 😉

      1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Ha! It does sound a bit patronising, I know, but they really do deserve something: second highest score in the conference this week, third highest for total points so far.

        They certainly shouldn't be ranked below the elusive Albuquerque Shaolin.

        Could be a huge game for you vs. Waikiki in GW17.

        1. Shipstontrev
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          Yep, a real decider there. At least we have GW16 to get our transfers out of the way.

        2. SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          Bitter pill to swallow.

  15. JohnnyRev7
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    It's kinda strange.

    Even though the San Diego Casuals didn't care, I think secretly, we did. We just didn't understand. We didn't have the experience and knowledge. Losing three on the trot means we're out of the tournie.

    I will forever be indebted to our captain Tets Mcgee. Top man.

    His rigorous squad selection policy (based on the first five people that emailed him) stands head and shoulders above all the other shenanigans that happened elsewhere in team selection. Truly casual. That to me, marked him out as a true captain.

    Tets, I salute you.

    And due to Tets' rigorous team selection I met a bunch of casual strangers. Yes! Nobody knew anyone else in our team before the tournie, but we quickly bonded on various red wine, origami and Delia Smith websites. Someone mentioned FFS once. I think. Casually.

    So I'm gonna name check them in alphabetical order (assuming I can rememeber their names):

    Aron, Chetan, Ed, Joel, Khalid, Mithoon and Rob.

    Thanks guys. I never would have lost those three minor, distracting, moments in my life (which I can never get back) if it wasn't for you. I'll now delete you from my WhatsApp contacts.

    Casual comes, casual goes.

    But a big shout out to the organisers: Jarvish, BabyB, Ziro, Adam West and Cheese

    Very professional and well organised.

    Good luck to the eventual winners.

    San Diego Casuals out. x

    1. ameenkw
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      your team looks great .. can i join?

    2. Gothenburgsaints
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      LMAO. Yet another fantastic post from your team. Congrats on the win.

      See you in the next round for what is hopefully a match regarding what team goes through to the next round.

    3. Haggis
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      I was about to write something along the lines of "well done", "you won the press room", "you'll still have Europa Bowl" and "here's a bottle of Le Pin 2005 to help the pain", but yeah... Well played.

    4. Jigger & Pony
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      We're not out yet John. Wait. Don't delete anything. Think we managed a win. But now we're up against the unbeaten SF...

      1. Park_The_Bus
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Up against who? Never 'eard of 'em

  16. Jubilanus / BSC Small Boys …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    We've only played 2 games haven't we?

    1. Jubilanus / BSC Small Boys …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Casual reply fail

  17. Diva
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Wow, just noticed I made the current all star roster. I'm not sure how I got there and I doubt I'll still be there next week, but it's nice while it lasts. 🙂

    Who was the press conference champ last week?

  18. Amateur Pundit Zan
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Casuals definitely my second favourite team. Top posting guys.

    Cleveland got a few injury niggles heading into this week, going to be tough to go 4 and 0 but we are up for the challenge

    1. Bazzalona
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Its ok my hamstring feels a lot better tonight.
      Come on Cleveland

  19. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    ggs and enjoy the rest week this week guys. see team casual back for training monday week.

    1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      except u park the bus... you over did it and have somehow ended up in the allstar game... a true casual.

  20. Rhinos
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Cheers for the update Jarvish. Im gonna have a word with my captain, see if he's up for thowing our match, i dont want the casuals to go out. Maybe we'll lock half our team in Alcatraz

  21. Gussy
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Utah are out but we are already planning pre-season training for the 2017 competition. Watch out! 😛

    I need to somehow hold for the All-star squad after taking a hit this week...

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah - think you may need an APS point or two to hold on - best of luck 🙂

  22. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    No one has seen Albuquerque Shaolin for two week now. Is this because:

    A - Walter White gave them a big bag of meth
    B - Whilst training near Roswell, they got abducted by aliens
    C - Having confused Shaolin with Benedictine, they have taken a vow of silence
    D - They've taken their ball home after LateRiser12 called them 'Talent Japanese mofos'?

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2016/11/17/fantasy-chili-bowl-week-one/?hc_page=4#hc_comment_14486017

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Maybe they are busy compiling something special for us?

      1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        Please be a shot-for-shot remake of Shaolin Soccer.

  23. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Group A is ridiculously close... no triple victor, 4 teams all in the running for 2 places.
    A win for the Ravers might not be enough!

    1. Sauzée
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Should be an exciting finish to the group!

  24. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    to the tune of kokomo by beach boys
    surfs up dude

    Acqua, Jamaica, ooh we’re gonna take ya
    christina, champa, come on pretty mama
    rolls royco, touro,
    billy you are too slow,
    Jamaica

    down in hawaii
    there's a place called waikiki
    the next round of the chilli
    you get away from it all
    football in the sand,
    jui jui juice melting in your hand
    you’ll be losing
    to the rhythm of a steel drum band
    Down in waikiki

    [Chorus:]
    Acqua, Jamaica, ooh we’re gonna take ya
    christina, champa, come on pretty mama
    rolls royco, touro,
    billy you are too slow,
    Ooh we’re gonna take you down in waikiki,
    the raiders are too fast
    this will be so easy
    we’ve got a -20 start for free,
    way down in waikiki

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      😆

    2. Gloria Kanchelskis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Top work JTD

  25. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    One day manager of the week will be mine 🙁

  26. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    what happened to presser of the week
    we were looking for a clean sweep

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      It has been quietly retired - we deemed it a bit unfair to single out an individual effort, when so many supply great pressers each week.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        well that's my bucket list ruined
        no point in trying to eat a giraffe now

        1. Rhinos
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          That was always going to be a tall order

  27. HVT
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    How did we lose that!
    Salad dodgers have got I all to do now 🙁

  28. Haggis
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Albuquerque skipping pressers like Aston Villa,
    Indiana scoring points like Reggie Milla'

    1. Hasselbaink Forever - Defoe…
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Haggis busting rhymes like J Dilla

    2. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      I knew you'd drop-in a Pacers reference at some point.

      Just for you, here he is about to start the Indy500 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Miller#/media/File:Reggie_Miller_Indianapolis_500-2.jpg

      Surely this is the high point of sport in Indianapolis ... until now.

      1. Haggis
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        No doubt, it takes big feet to fill the shoes of such a legend

  29. Haggis
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Morph throwing polls like a Shaolin killa'

    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 months ago

      Stompin' Albuquerque like Godzilla... ?

      1. Haggis
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 months ago

        (godzilla is japanese...)

        1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 5 months ago

          (... and a right mofo)

  30. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 months ago

    Grav check.. SFBD just got Christmassy! The Bull has got his hat on, hip-hip-hip-hooray