Dugout Discussion

Dugout Discussion – Man United vs Bournemouth

Just a few weeks ago, today’s opening fixture at Old Trafford would have been the main attraction, with Zlatan Ibrahimovic the sole focus of our attention.

But rivals City and Sergio Aguero now dominate Gameweek 27 – our thoughts already running ahead to Sunday’s encounter with Sunderland at the Stadium of Light.

For now, we need to concentrate on Saturday’s events with Ibrahimovic still capable of making a major impact on our weekend.

Again the most popular captain pick and surely skippered by the majority of those who have ignored Aguero, his owners will be willing the Swede to translate recent cup form – six goals in four outings – back to the league.

A goal and an assist in his last four Gameweeks is a modest return by Ibrahimovic’s standards but, in Bournemouth, he now faces an ideal opponent.

The Cherries arrive at without their captain Simon Francis, having failed to stem a relentless tide of goals. Without a clean sheet since Gameweek 19, Eddie Howe’s side have conceded 20 in the seven matches since.

The scene is set for Ibrahimovic to deliver a big return to kick-start Gameweek 27, as Fantasy Premier League managers begin the chase for a three-digit tally.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

2,183 Comments Post a Comment
  1. PvA
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    When the ref was making a decision and Ibra was holding his fingers to head - I thought he was acting up. I get him completely now

    1. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      So did i

    2. Typo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Bet u appreciate a good stomping and elbow greggs 😉

      1. PvA
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Ibra decked him for 5 mins. Much respect

    3. Bilic Squad Captain
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Ibra stamped his back first when Mings on ground

  2. TheBusDriver
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Please dont take Ibra off.

  3. John wick
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    If fan ban ibra then it will be for how many games?

    1. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      3

      1. John wick
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        So that includes fa cup ban against chelsea and gw 28 and 29

    2. John wick
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      *If fa ban

  4. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    How many goals will Utd put past 10 men in the 2nd half there?

    1. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      prob 5

    2. The Nuttman
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      3.

  5. PvA
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    How about a nice departing gift for us before your ban, Ibra?

  6. Mark
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Mourinho post-match will be fascinating.

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Seen nothing 😛

    2. Garlana
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He would have seen the headstamp but nothing else.

    3. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Even more so if we don't get 3 points

    4. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      We were unlucky because "enter comment here"

    5. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Typical response from a McAuley owner!

    6. Fergietime
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He just went over and had a word with Mings 🙂

  7. FPL Emu
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Seriously, making a point of United being lucky here is just low. Bournemouth got awarded an absolute bs penalty, and both Ibra and Mings should be sent off.

    Surman's first tackle was a clear yellow, and rules wise it is definitely right to give him the second. How can you argue against that?

    1. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      1) Penalty was not BS
      2) Ibra and Mings should be sent off. Surman should not. Best way to even things up would be to give Ibra a red then sort it out after the match with the FA.

      1. Hakuho FPL
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Surman sending off was justifiable, what was wrong with it?

    2. BrockLanders
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      ^^^^ United fan ^^^^

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      This should get a lot of bites

    4. Typo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      BS Penalty ?? Take of those fanboy glasses please!

    5. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Ahaha. The only man in the land who thinks that wasn't a pen. Even the Utd players knew.

      1. FPL Emu
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Explain how it was, please

      2. grumpyman
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Jones went to ground well in front of the player in an attempt to block the cross. Watch it again - clear dive over Jones' leg.

    6. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      United fan and Ibra owner.
      Penalty was fine.
      Both Mings and Zlatan should have been sent off. Surman' second yelllow can be discussed, but lousy refereeing tjat he didn't even f'ing realize that he already had given him a yellow

    7. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Right about ManU definitely not being lucky though. Absolute domination and unlucky not to lead.

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        There's a difference between not taking your chances and getting enormous help from the referee

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Well they're not exactly getting enormous help from the referee. Both teams had a player not sent off who should have been sent, that's all.

    8. Bill Haverchuck
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      United fan here. Everything you said is wrong man, try to take an unbiased view

  8. Evasivo
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero not in today's squad, shocking 😉

    1. The Wise Owl
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Wasn't funny earlier.

      1. Evasivo
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Obviously rested

        1. The Wise Owl
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Game isn't even on today.

          1. Evasivo
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Rested until tomorrow so

    2. Swansea Bloke
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I got reported for something similar just recently and mine was an honest, yet stupid, mistake! Dog eat dog around here 😉

      Apologies again for whoever told me off :/

      1. Evasivo
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Very unfair!

        1. Evasivo
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          *depending what you said 😉

  9. PvA
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Joshua King FC

  10. Duffy Dunk
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra trying to force rest himself

  11. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Full time predictions?

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      KO in the 9th.

      1. F4L
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        😆 As long as Ibra is the one being knocked out

    2. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Ibra owners will say he was right to retaliate, non-owners will say he should be banned retrospectively.

      1. Rainer
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        I own him and think both 🙂

      2. Licious Lizard
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        I will say that he was right in retaliating, but should be banned 😉

    3. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Match abandoned

  12. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Gary Neville needs to read the UFC rules. I don't think you can stamp someone in the head there.

  13. nikornla
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Ref TC Ibra xD

  14. The Tinkerman
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    How long will Ibra be banned?

    3 games is standard for first violent conduct offence of the season isnt it?

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Doubt he will but it'll be 3+.

      1. The Tinkerman
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        why doubt? Have you seen it? Both offences deserved straight red. Referee didn't see either of them otherwise he would have given them both.

        1. Rainer
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          What was he talking to Ibra about then? Match fixing?

          1. The Tinkerman
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            He knew something happened, everyone went crazy at him, but he can't give what he didn't see. I'd imagine he said something along the lines of "other players saying you elbowed him, I didn't see anything so I can't give it, but i've got my eye on you"

    2. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      3 games so will miss GW29 and GW30 plus a FA cup quarter-final

  15. Totalfootball
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Mings deserves more than an elbow.
    Should be banned for life

  16. Odikostar
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Should be 3 games ban for ibra. Kane after the blank it is then

    1. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      fo sure

  17. KingNidge
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Go on Jose having a go at Mings

  18. diesel001
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Mourinho not happy. Speaking to Mings

  19. fedolefan
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Jose trash talking Mings in the tunnel. Can someone ban Jose please?

  20. Rainer
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Jose is rustleddddd by Tyrone Mings

    LOL

  21. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Mourinho giving it big to Mings as if Mings wouldn't samurai kick him back to Portugal.

    1. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Not with Zlatan in his corner lol

  22. ILOVEBAPS
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Yes Ibra should be on the bench but he's been so upset by Mings he won't have an effect in 2nd half.
    He's been terrible, even Rooney looks more likely.

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Bou defenders will keep at him too. 🙂

    2. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      VT(C) fail

  23. Duffy Dunk
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Mourinho playing his mind games with Bournemouth players to piss them off

  24. The Wise Owl
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Mourinho ready to fight Mings behind the bike sheds.

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I misread fight for a moment there.

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Better than Haye v Bin man fight..

  25. Now I'm Panicking
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Mings the Merciless

    1. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Ibra the terrible

  26. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Jose having a right go at Mings in the tunnel

  27. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    This match is crazy. Amongst all the wrongs, at least its enjoyable!

  28. Fred54
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    This game is really amazing at making you plan and then just pissing all over it without warning.

  29. Differentiator
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Ronka sold Ibra, at home to Bournemouth.....

    Ronka knows..... Bet he has a time machine

    1. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      just wait till the second half hattie

  30. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    George Friend ... Take out two letters from his Surname you get Fiend and Fried.