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FFS UEFA Beach Soccer Tournament 2013

Gameweek 8 sees the launch of the latest team competition for the Fantasy Football Scout community organised by FFS UEFA. Following the success of last season’s ICC-themed cricket tournament, the group have created FFS Beach Soccer World Cup 2013, with 16 teams, each comprised of 11 players, competing for the crown.

If you’re new to the concept and are wondering just what all the chatter has been about, here’s a link to their site which will help explain matters in a little more detail.

Essentially, the scoring is based around the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game.

Each team started scouting for players (ie, FPL managers) on Sunday, October 6 and the recruitment period will come to a close on Wednesday, October 16, with the roster of team players announced on Thursday, October 17.

The teams are led by a captain and vice-captain and guided by a manager, who decide which seven of their 11 players to field each week – depending on the perceived prospects of their FPL line-ups -and which four to bench. Their overall FPL scores for the Gameweek, with hits taken into account, will form the team’s score that week – by outscoring their opponents, they chalk up a win.

The first match in Gameweek 8 will be no more than a friendly before the main event gets underway the following weekend. This sees the 16 teams compete in four groups of four between Gameweek 9 and 11 – the top two teams from each group will progress to the knockout stages, where sides square up in a head-to-head elimination process from Gameweek 12 until the final in Gameweek 15. For anyone looking for further information on how the tournament works, click here for extra details.

Over the past few days, the tournament has become a popular topic on our site as the recruitment drive gets underway. As a result, we have created this article to keep discussion on the tournament to one particular place – we’ll ensure the article is kept featured at the top of the homepage, thus making it easier to find for those already involved or looking to do so.

Good luck to all those taking part.

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  1. rumplestilskin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    This place really does look like a JapZone to me....

    hardly any shouts by the others...

    those who still have places in their Team what are U waiting for...
    are u guys still on the bargaining stage....What's the Transfer deadline for that...

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    1. rumplestilskin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      First time I have taken the first spot of a page....

      what the heck... Nothing special ..........
      Rather every time people reload they'll see this post again and again...

      It's a tough task for the poster to come up with something interesting enough which won't bore others...

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      1. JT's Dog
          10 years, 8 months ago

          first and second now, that is special

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          1. rumplestilskin
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            good observation there...

            had i noticed it earlier it'd been 3 in a row....

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    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      The announcement of Team UAE's final slot being filled is forthcoming, a real slap in the face to fellow Group A participant USA, though they will probably not notice due to the defunding of their team by their sad little frozen government.

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    3. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Team UAE is pleased to announce it's final signing, criminal mastermind Henry Hill. Mr. Hill is the famous protagonist of the book Wise Guy, the movie Goodfellas, and is well known for his many exploits as a member of the Lucchese crime family prior to finagling a golden parachute into the United States witness protection program which he leveraged to achieve his aforementioned multimedia successes.

      While rumored to be dead according to his Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Hill), this news has been greatly exaggerated, as he clearly is a present and dangerous member of the FFS community.

      Other teams are warned that Mr. Hill is older and wiser, and his criminal skills are sharper than ever.

      We are the UAE. We are the richest country in the tournament. Unlike the USA, we write checks without a problem. Our team has been assembled from the far reaches of the FFS community by our scouts. We now have a criminal mastermind on our team. Do not trifle with us.

      Our team is complete. Victory to the UAE. UAE الأول

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      1. JT's Dog
          10 years, 8 months ago

          cant believe my lack of application to your team and failure to show any interest in joining went against me for selection
          jeez

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          1. Heels_Over_Head
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            You're actually still under consideration for another opening we have.

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            1. JT's Dog
                10 years, 8 months ago

                *waits for the punchline

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                1. Heels_Over_Head
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 8 months ago

                  E-mail me for it 😉

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          2. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Nice signing. Although we have to let you know you may have one criminal, Group A leaders have 11 of them!

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          3. rumplestilskin
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            good luck with all those signings ..... 🙂

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          4. SPorting
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            https://twitter.com/SenegalBSWC/status/388268225848299520

            #BSWC Team UAE unveil signing of NY mobster Henry Hill. We'd have taken them more seriously if they'd have signed Harry Hill. #NotSoWiseGuys

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            1. Heels_Over_Head
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              Must need to be a local to understand Senegali humor. Odd people.

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        • The Happy One
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Just going to throw my name into the ring for any team with a slot available, not a terrific record but this years the first I have gotten serious about my FPL 😉 Got a strong team for the next 6/7 gameweeks and I'm a team player

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          1. JT's Dog
              10 years, 8 months ago

              would you be interested in joining team portugal?

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              1. The Happy One
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                Is there a team portugal?

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                1. Arvin-ation
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 8 months ago

                  no

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                  1. The Happy One
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    10 years, 8 months ago

                    🙁

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                    1. JT's Dog
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        dont believe him, why would i have a portuguese name if there wasnt a team.

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                    2. JT's Dog
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        you are wrong

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                      1. JT's Dog
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          filtered can you draw me a picture

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                          1. Christina.
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Think Sylvester Stallone's mom at 95. With Tom Selleck's moustache.

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                            1. JT's Dog
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                you have pictures of my wife?

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                        • JT's Dog
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            yeah we are reserve team waiting to be accepted once team japan get kicked out for their abuse of whales
                            if nothing else we can change our user names and pretend then we wont feel excluded

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                        • rumplestilskin
                          • 11 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          he's the happy one.. he shouldnt mind at anything

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                    3. Rasping Drive
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      10 years, 8 months ago

                      I have applied to Ivory Coast and Brazl - unfortunately not all managers include their email address which resricts those of us not on Twitter.

                      Nevertheless, I haven't received a reply yet. It seems there demand for spots far exceeds supply.

                      If anyone wants to put me straght into there teams, pls go ahead!

                      i

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                      1. Christina.
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Maybe it's because Brazl is not competing in this tournament.

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                        1. Yossi
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          We may be taking a low key approach, but we're competing alright 😉

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                      2. JT's Dog
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          have you heard of team portugal by any chance?

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                          1. pompeyfan
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            you could throw a team together and play a friendly match this gw

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                      3. gravless
                        • 12 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Playing in a new country, would it be wise to learn Japanese?

                        I faxed Lineker for his advice, but he hasn't responded as of yet.

                        Thoughts?

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                        1. Bubbles
                          • 14 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          I wouldn't bother. It's not like Team Japan are going to be in the competition for very long...

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                          1. gravless
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Sayonara Yankees.

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                        2. Ryan
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • Has Moderation Rights
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Konichiwa. Its always a good idea to brush up on your Japanese

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                        3. rumplestilskin
                          • 11 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          konichiwa Katie 🙂

                          why not... if u learn some good words don't forget to share....

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                      4. gravless
                        • 12 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Team USA reads like a who's who of mental asylum in-mates.

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                        1. Bubbles
                          • 14 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          #BigDogs. 😎

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                        2. Heels_Over_Head
                          • 10 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Stop. You're making their team sound good.

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                      5. SPorting
                        • 12 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        https://twitter.com/SenegalBSWC/status/388274630579871744

                        100 tweets, countless retweets and 20 followers makes @SenegalBSWC the best #BSWC Twitter account. Senegal as #1. Get used to seeing that.

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                        1. Bubbles
                          • 14 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          We'll do our talking on the, err, pitch.

                          Team USA are sponsored by Walmart.

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                          1. Heels_Over_Head
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Are you going to all wear that ridiculous yellow smiley face?

                            And we hope you've been practicing working as greeters, as you'll be greeting many goals 😀

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                        2. Heels_Over_Head
                          • 10 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          I had 20 people I didn't even want following me on my twitter account within a day of setting one up last year.

                          #whyIcancelledMyTwitterAccount

                          #20,that's all?

                          #Seriously,notOnePersonActuallyInSengegalFoundIt?

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                          1. SPorting
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I did try to compare it to the UAE Twitter account but....well....I couldn't find it.

                            I guess you guys are busy drying your tea towels or something.

                            #DOA

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                            1. SPorting
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              p.s. Sengegal isn't even a country.

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                      6. Arvin-ation
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 10 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Once again, would love a spot in any team 🙂
                        Mailed a few Managers, just awaiting replies
                        Was just wondering what the criteria is for some of the teams?

                        Cheers

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                      7. rumplestilskin
                        • 11 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Now Katie is here to keep the pace up for the Japs.. 🙂

                        konichiwa......

                        You've selected the right group.........

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                        1. gravless
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          😉

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                      8. Ryan
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • Has Moderation Rights
                        • 12 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        If anyone sees Kenncam around tell him Newman and/or Ryan would like to talk with him

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                        1. SPorting
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Not familiar with that poster. DZ-er perhaps?

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                        2. Kenncam
                          • 14 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Hi Ryan. Any chance I'm in? Realise there's a lot of other people who want a spot so won't be offended if not!

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                          1. Ryan
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • Has Moderation Rights
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Still a chance. Newman has considered becoming a manager only option freeing up an extra spot.

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                            1. Kenncam
                              • 14 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Cool. Let me know.

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                              1. Ryan
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • Has Moderation Rights
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Will do

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                        3. Kenncam
                          • 14 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Ha just seen you've given the space to Demi. No probs. Cheers.

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                          1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Not so fast. Still a spot, if youre interested.

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                            1. Kenncam
                              • 14 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Excellent, yep I'll take it as long as you're happy to do the management role only.

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                              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                                • 13 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                You're in! Entering your team no.w

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                      9. Demí
                        • 13 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        any spaces left with Japan or Brazil then? would be happy to join either

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                        1. Ryan
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • Has Moderation Rights
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Yes quite possibly, you keen?

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                          1. Demí
                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Sure

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                            1. Ryan
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • Has Moderation Rights
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Done deal, glad to have you aboard. Newman will be stoked.

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                              1. Demí
                                • 13 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Cheers. Happy to be here. Just wondering why teams are wanting to fill their spots up so quickly with over a week till the next gw?

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                                1. Ryan
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • Has Moderation Rights
                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Probably boredom. A bit like making an early transfer I suppose.

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                                  1. Ryan
                                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                    • Has Moderation Rights
                                    • 12 Years
                                    10 years, 8 months ago

                                    That and the desire to get particular people before other teams do.

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                              2. Christina.
                                • 14 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                This morning you had a shortlist with 4 players vying for the one remaining spot. Each one had it's pros and cons.

                                1 minute after Demi's post he is selected. 😕

                                Imagine when the 4 Japs find out from Senegoal's media guy that they did not make it....

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                                1. Ryan
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • Has Moderation Rights
                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Demi was one of the 4 candidates. Wasn't sure if he was keen or not.

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                                  1. Christina.
                                    • 14 Years
                                    10 years, 8 months ago

                                    oh, ok...so you were lying to the other 3 candidates making them think they stand a realistic chance of making your team, while waiting for Demi to make a public announcement on the FFS boards.

                                    I for one don't believe that you just happended to be on here when Demi appeared. I mean what's the time in Tokio? 2am?

                                    Pathetic.

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                                    1. Ryan
                                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                      • Has Moderation Rights
                                      • 12 Years
                                      10 years, 8 months ago

                                      Well they did, if Demi wasn't interested then the others had a very real chance. In fact there is still potential because Newman might decide to be a manager only so the other 3 are still in with a chance.

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                                      1. SPorting
                                        • 12 Years
                                        10 years, 8 months ago

                                        BUSTED!

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                                    2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                                      • 13 Years
                                      10 years, 8 months ago

                                      Just what we need, recruitment scolding from the cheat.

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                          2. The Happy One
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I'm keen too *subtly raises hand* 0/

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                        2. gravless
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Stupid haircuts has tended not to sit well within Japanese culture. Brazil however.

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                        3. The Machine
                          • 10 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          How about the great Ivorian squad?

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                        4. Zep
                          • 14 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Sent an email to you a few days ago, Demi...

                          Unfortunately, it must have been one you no longer use...

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                          1. The Happy One
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I'm basically better than Demi, its just that I have nothing at all to prove it

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                            1. Zep
                              • 14 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              😀

                              I like your attitude...

                              You would be a good fit for Team Tahiti... 😉

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                          2. Demí
                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Apologies Zep, must have missed it. Only found out about Brazil's interest after ENR mentioning it

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                            1. Zep
                              • 14 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              No worries brother... another time...

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                          3. Tony Hibbert's Shootin…
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Hey Zep, while you're here got any spare time to spruce up my grav? Understand if you have a lot on oyur plate atm though.

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                            1. Zep
                              • 14 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Yeah mate, send me an email detailing what you want and a link to your photo and I'll help you out...

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                              1. Tony Hibbert's Shootin…
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Will do. Thanks 🙂

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                        5. Scoredelario
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          D'oh! We missed a trick there. I'm sure Brazil would've welcomed you Demi. I assume you will be the first after deadline to tell everyone the full beach soccer lineups?!

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                          1. Ryan
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • Has Moderation Rights
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            ^^This is why I acted quickly.

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                            1. Scoredelario
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              I am just making assumptions though. I am in no way a part of the selection process!

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                      10. The Machine
                        • 10 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        OSCARRR BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

                        Great to have you abroad

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                        1. The Happy One
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Nate, how many spots left in the great Ivorian squad? All hail king Drogba

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                          1. The Machine
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Have you applied? (Mailed Declan?)

                            If yes, than you are under consideration. Declan is waiting as long as possible to get the best players on board

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                            1. The Happy One
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Email him a couple of hours ago and just tweeted to you.. Not the greatest record but check my team out and you'll see its solid for the next 6 gameweeks which is what you're after right?

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                        2. Billy Gilmore
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          We here in Brazil are also glad he's abroad.

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                          1. The Machine
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            aboard 😆

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                        3. SuperOsçarBaby
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          😀 Nate the great
                          no grav change?

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                      11. Christina.
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        I've just had a look at Iceland's World cup qualifying squad, and all the surnames, but one end "-son".

                        The odd one out ends "-sen".

                        wtf?

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                        1. Kostja
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          The names came after the name of the father, for example Sigghurdson came from one of his ancesters name being Sigghurd

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                          1. Kostja
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I think the sen is due to some rule of letters in the language but meaning the same thing as son

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                          2. Christina.
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I'm more concerned why E. GUÐJOHNSEN is the odd one out...

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                            1. Kostja
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Some family names exist in Iceland, mostly inherited from parents of foreign origin, while some are adopted. Notable Icelanders who have an inherited family name include former prime minister Geir Haarde, football star Eiður Smári Guðjohnsen, actor Magnús Scheving, film director Baltasar Kormákur Samper, actress Anita Briem and news reporter Elín Hirst. Before 1925, it was legal to adopt new family names; one Icelander to do so was the Nobel Prize-winning author Halldór Laxness. Since 1925, one cannot adopt a family name unless one explicitly has a legal right to do so through inheritance.[1]

                              explained by google

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                              1. Christina.
                                • 14 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                One crazy bunch of m-feckers.

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                      12. TokyoRed 東京赤
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 12 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Welcome aboard Demi san!

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                        1. SPorting
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Will Demi be changing his name to Sushi?

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                        2. Tony Hibbert's Shootin…
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Ah, Demi-desu.

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                      13. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                        • 13 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        KenCamm, are you still about?

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                        1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Looking forward to your presser tonight, Newman

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                          1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            It will be a big time throwback. I am excited as well! Thanks for the kind words, Pepin. I wish we werent in the same group, so that I could root for your team.

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                            1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              The good news is that our groups is very weak, so both of our teams are shoe-ins for the next round 🙂

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                              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                                • 13 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                I think Paraguay is for real, honestly.

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                                1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  I refuse to be intimated by a team that uses a 'live chat' widget as their means of communication.

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                                  1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                                    • 13 Years
                                    10 years, 8 months ago

                                    haha, true. Good players, though.

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                      14. Blue Lion
                        • 10 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Kencamm, Katie , Demi and Absinthe. Welcome to the family.

                        Your humble brother,
                        Blue Lion

                        BONZAI!!!!!!!!

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                        1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          While I have this post, with the exception of Katie, I need all of your team numbers.

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                          1. Blue Lion
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            183548

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                            1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              haha, i just meant of all the new people. so I need absinthe, Demi, and Kencamms

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                              1. Blue Lion
                                • 10 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                My apologies Emperor.

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                                1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  You are forgiven. The Emperor smiles upon you like the rising green arrow.

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                              2. Demí
                                • 13 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                753

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                                1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Arigato, Demi San. Please ignore the idiotic ramblings of the gentleman below.

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                      15. Get up ya bum
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        So Ryan what are these cons (weaknesses) you were saying that Demi has?

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                        1. Demí
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          😯

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                          1. Get up ya bum
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Better speak to ya Gaffer demster. Ryan's words not mine.

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                          2. Blue Lion
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Do not worry Demi san. Say the word and we shall slit his throat.

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                            1. Get up ya bum
                              • 14 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Don't slit the messenger

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                        2. Scoredelario
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          talk about sh!t stirrer haha

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                          1. Get up ya bum
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Feel bad for my old mate Demi. If he had all the facts I'm sure he would have realised how much more valued and appreciated he'd be at Brazil.

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                      16. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                        • 13 Years
                        10 years, 8 months ago

                        Newman, I see you have taken the high route of management and forfeited your chance to play. I salute you for your honorable decision.

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                        1. Blue Lion
                          • 10 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          +50

                          Tennou heika banzai!!!!!

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                        2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          More fun for more people. I never truly intended to play, I was just there in case we failed to fill the spot.

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                          1. Heels_Over_Head
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            The UAE admires this Japanese nobility.

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                        3. SPorting
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          While his players are on the pitch, he'll be downing sake and ordering a few geisha's.

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                      17. JT's Dog
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          i am hoping to see some di canio style mangement when this tourney kicks off.
                          heavy abuse of there own players, onyl having a squad of 5 by week 3 etc.

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                          1. Heels_Over_Head
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I think Senegal, Tahiti, and Ivory Coast are your best bets for this. (Fair play to Ivory Coast, Declan should be sa good manager, but you get what you pay for when you bring Nate onto the squad.)

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                        • Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Group C seams to be the 'Group of Death', at least on paper: Good guys from the DZ vs. Pakistan-cricket-winning-team-turned-beach vs. Fantasy-Fail-Scouts vs. Cheating-elitist-twitter-idiots

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                          1. Get up ya bum
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Bookies favour the cheating elitist twitter idiots

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                            1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Link?

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                          2. Scoredelario
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            If I'm counted as one of the 'good guys' I will happilly agree with you. If not I disagree and I think it's an easy group.

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                            1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Indeed you are. Russia supports your noble country's efforts in this group full of otherwise questionable teams.

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                              1. Scoredelario
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • 13 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Yep indeed. Group of death, group C 😀

                                PLUS our group will get mentioned most on the scoutcast. I really hope to hear granville and mark explaining a disastrous defeat to brazil

                                It isn't particularly likely, but here's hoping

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                                1. GreenWindmill
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                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  There will be no scoutcast mentions if the other teams do anything silly like beat us.

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                          3. SPorting
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Awww. Gutted because you're losing the Twitter Race like you did with the Space Race?

                            Did Mother Russia ban the internet in you wittle countwy?

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                            1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Would that be the Space Race they lost by putting the first man in space?

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                              1. SPorting
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                And then did nothing for the next 50 years.

                                A bit like their beach soccer team.

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                                1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Can't beat the Egyptians for sitting on their laurels.

                                  "Pyramids...sphinx...right lads we're done here. I'm off to the Nile for a swim"

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                                  1. SPorting
                                    • 12 Years
                                    10 years, 8 months ago

                                    Top lads, those Egyptians.

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                                2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  That's what happens when you win a race...you relax. Sorry you got your facts wrong, I know it's not the first time.

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                                  1. SPorting
                                    • 12 Years
                                    10 years, 8 months ago

                                    Oh dear, oh dear.

                                    You took one small step but didn't bother with the giant leap. Lacks vision.

                                    It's a marathon not sprintski.

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                              1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Don't forget the first space station.

                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mir

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                                1. SPorting
                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  You mean the old, decrepit one that they abandoned before they let it crash and burn?

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                              2. SPorting
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Joking aside, he did die in some pretty weird circumstances.

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                          4. Heels_Over_Head
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Iran will win that group by a nuclear missile launch mile.

                            Second will be interesting, but Brazil should take it.

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                        • Pinatta
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Maybe old news but;

                          http://www.voetbalprimeur.nl/nieuws/item/niet-fitte-van-persie-maakt-plaats-voor-kuyt

                          In English: Van Persie makes place (maakt plaats) for Dirk Kuyt tomorrow, because RvP isn't fit.

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                          1. SPorting
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            * Unfit van Persie makes way for Kuyt.

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                          2. TokyoRed 東京赤
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            At least they have a replacement every bit as good

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                          3. Gaz Downright
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                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            This doesn't make sense, Dirk Kuyt is not in any possible sense fitted to taking over from RVP.

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                        • Scoredelario
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          This tourney is already clouding my judgement.

                          I had decided against bringing paulinho (Amazing stats, good fix, but not shown he can produce the end product)

                          and now I'm thinking, "but... he's brazilian"

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                          1. Get up ya bum
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            😀

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                          2. Get up ya bum
                            • 14 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I'm lucky diouf is long gone

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                          3. SPorting
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            I have been forced to buy Papiss Cisse 🙁

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                            1. Get up ya bum
                              • 14 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              What the hell happened to that guy? He was brilliant in that first season. He's done a Torres

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                              1. Scoredelario
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • 13 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                When he scored that absolutely ridiculous goal v chelsea there was a hint of "no way is he possibly that good - is this all a dream?". Remember drogba's face?

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                                1. GreenWindmill
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  People forget how good his first goal in that game was too! So long ago now 🙁

                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLblcApyWeQ

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                                2. Get up ya bum
                                  • 14 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Yeah that was insane

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                        • Gaz Downright
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                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Some of our fans just sent us this heart-warming greeting: http://www.kyivpost.com/media/images/data/uploads/d/iblock/en_articles/111178/9757/big.jpg

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                          1. SPorting
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Swedish girls are hot!

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                            1. Gaz Downright
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                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Ukrainian national side aren't nicknamed "Swedish Vikings" for nothing you know

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                          2. TokyoRed 東京赤
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Sorry I was distracted, did you say something?

                            (Nsfw-ish)

                            http://fineartphotographysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/soccer-Girls-Photography-02.jpg

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                            1. Gaz Downright
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                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              North Korea? I don't see the link...

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                        • TokyoRed 東京赤
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Demi at least translates nicely, unlike Rumplestiltskin which is frankly a mouthful 😉

                          De で or 出
                          First character means at or in, the more complex one means start or beginning

                          Mi み or 身
                          First character doesn't mean much unless you write it as ミ which is the number 3. Second one is the kanji for body.

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                          1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Thank God you are on the team for reasons like this.

                            Also, can you Japanesize my avatar?

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                            1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Will do, need to do one for Rumple as well. Might be at the weekend though.

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                              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                                • 13 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                No hurry.

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                            2. TokyoRed 東京赤
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Roberto would be ローべルート but it doesn't mean anything except Roberto, just a translation. Ro-be-ru-to.

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                              1. SPorting
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Rubber Toe?

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                                1. Gaz Downright
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                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Rubber toe van Persie

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                          2. Blue Lion
                            • 10 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Plus please rate my grav Tokyo. You think it can be improved?

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                            1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              I like it. Only thing I'd thought of was keeping your old grav and adding a red dot in the middle but your version is much better.

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                              1. Blue Lion
                                • 10 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Thats what even my first thought. But i decided to think out of the box. But i am glad it worked out.

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                          3. SPorting
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Demi = Sushi

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                          4. Gaz Downright
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                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            In Japanese Demi デミ is short for Demi Glace デミグラス - the number one sauce of choice for your Hamburg/Salisbury steak.

                            Even a 5 year old will understand" demi no hanbaagu" (I'd like the fricking demi glace Hamburg steak, boietch)

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                            1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Aha, a Jonathan's fan I see

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                            2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Once again proving how you picked the wrong side.

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                          5. thetinkerman
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                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            This is quality stuff. Keep it up! Tinkerman should translate well into Japanese script, right?

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                            1. Gaz Downright
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                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              are you saying what I think you are saying?

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                              1. thetinkerman
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                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                I'm saying it's good fun, that's all! I am a committed member of team Ukraine!!!

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                              2. thetinkerman
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                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                PS I studied linguistics so I'm very interested in this sort of thing

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                                1. Gaz Downright
                                  • Has Moderation Rights
                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  phew...

                                  ti n ke ru ma n ティンケルマン

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                        • beric
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          why is the great Christina being called a cheat?

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                          1. SPorting
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            That's as close as he gets to receiving fan mail.

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                          2. FORCA INTER
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            other managers are simply jeloaus cause Christina managed to recruit 11 out of 11 targets in less than day

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                            1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              That's the thing - it was NOT one day...

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                            2. Billy Gilmore
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              *before the opening day

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                              1. FORCA INTER
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                how about other managers who did exacly same thing?

                                UEFA is very corrupted organisation you know

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                          3. The Shadow
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Something to do with his choice of footwear and the availability of those in his size.

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                          4. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                            • 13 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Let's just say there was a gentleman's agreement that the leaders of Senegoal decided to NOT stay true to. Not surprised.

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                            1. SW6
                              • 11 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              I hope they did not disrespect Mother Russia

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                          5. beric
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            sounds like our leader christina was ahead of the game, good stuff. i made the right choice then

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                            1. Mílanista
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Not really. Breaking an agreement isn't being ahead of the game, it's simply cheating. Karma will strike and knock Senegal out in the group stages, it's not too late to change team Beric 😉

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                              1. beric
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                appreciate the offer buddy but i think we both know i ain't goin nowhere

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                                1. Mílanista
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Yeah I know. Next time mate

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                        • Billy Gilmore
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Our training partners warming down after a training session

                          http://youtu.be/jTChoOFb05w?t=1m27s

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                        • My Name don't Mata
                          • 12 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          Any team slots available?

                          I've currently got a top 15k rank . . . Surely that helps 😉

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                          1. gravless
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Spain seem to be floundering, as will your rank in the next few weeks - trust me.

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                            1. Trojans XI - Team Spain
                              • 10 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              Don't think the spreadsheet's been updated recently

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                            2. Ahh! Sister Assumpta!
                              • 11 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              I have offered my services 🙁

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                              1. Ahh! Sister Assumpta!
                                • 11 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Speaking of Spain >> have a look at this!!

                                http://www.joe.ie/football/football-news/video-this-spanish-under-21-training-exercise-looks-like-brilliant-craic/

                                "training exercise looks like brilliant craic"

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                        • Gaz Downright
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                          • 13 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          @FFSUEFA

                          You received some slightly undeserved vitriol from a bloke not entirely happy with all the BSWC chatter the other day. It was way over the top. He had one good point though - the UEFA name lacks that certain zing.

                          You should host a renaming competition or something 🙂

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                          1. Heydudes13
                            • 12 Years
                            10 years, 8 months ago

                            Link us what he said?

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                            1. Gaz Downright
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                              • 13 Years
                              10 years, 8 months ago

                              meh, not imporant

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                              1. Heydudes13
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                Why bother saying it if you won't even share what was funny ffs.

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                                1. Gaz Downright
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                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  you have completely missed my point

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                                  1. Heydudes13
                                    • 12 Years
                                    10 years, 8 months ago

                                    Some guy raging over the internet can always be amusing but you're refusing to show me what he said. 🙁

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                                    1. Gaz Downright
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                                      • 13 Years
                                      10 years, 8 months ago

                                      refusing? are you kidding? it's not like I got his comment bookmarked as my browser start-up page or anything...

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                                2. thetinkerman
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                                  • 12 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  Something about the competition being uninteresting. Wasn't that interesting, just the suggestion about the name being FFS UEFA and sounding like "for f***'s sake, UEFA!", if I'm not mistaken

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                              2. beric
                                • 12 Years
                                10 years, 8 months ago

                                i for one am quite intrigued...

                                agree btw, i'm not a fan of the name - big fan of all their competitions though

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                                1. Gaz Downright
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                                  • 13 Years
                                  10 years, 8 months ago

                                  obviously

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                                  1. beric
                                    • 12 Years
                                    10 years, 8 months ago

                                    yes

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                        • Blue Lion
                          • 10 Years
                          10 years, 8 months ago

                          So whats the friendly fixture list for GW 8?
                          And is it according to Tokyo San's suggestion earlier today?

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