Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 27

It’s like we’re resigned to investing ten minutes talking to the plain-looking friend to get to the one we fancy. We’re just eager to get Gamweeek 27 out of the way so we can concentrate on the real business of the midweek double.

I should probably point out that I never had the kahunas to even approach the plain-looking friend and, had I done, I’d have probably have counted them as a “conquest” had they even stood around to listen to my attempts at conversation.

With that in mind and true to form, I’m optimistically entertaining the idea that Gameweek 27 may just have plenty to offer us: it could prove to be a surprise package.

Rarely do we consider rolling the dice with the captaincy and look beyond Sergio Aguero and Alexis Sanchez. It’s not often we care about that budget defender littering the bench that suddenly seems priceless because he ensures we have eleven men. The fixtures even have us seriously considering Victor Moses.

Gameweek 27 is like a welcome break from the norm: it almost feels like the pressure is off. We’re expecting so little that, should someone drop in with double figures, it would crown our whole weekend – particularly if it happened to be that budget defender or the punt on Victor.

I’m well aware of the allure of Gameweek 28 with its flash of twin Harry Kanes and the fluttering of its Charlie Austins. Admittedly, my head is turned and, of course, I’m preparing myself for a crack at the big prize. But double Gameweeks have let me down before; they’ve let us all down before.

So, while I’ll keep one eye on Tuesday night, reserving two transfers and my best lines, for now, I’m giving my almost undivided attention to this weekend – plain-looking or not.

I’ll throw in the one about Craig Dawson and ten men and see where it gets me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. drughi
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I love it how during the week everyone is like ''I'm gonna captain sakho and I'm punting on walters as captain'' the 11:29 it's the same story everyone chickens out and '' I did last minute change to aguero (C)'' like you ever was to captain walters haha

    1. drughi
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'm not sorry, great top of the page post

    2. Repetive Expletive
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I don't think there'll be much between them this week

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Get some grammar lessons first.

    3. Hy liverpool
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ings(c) here
      Hope won't reget

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        I brought in Naughton . * adds Hy Liverpool to list of enemies 😉

        1. Hy liverpool
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          😀

        2. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Me too.

          Even if he concedes he still has a good chance of an assist or two as Burnley likely to concede a couple.

          Swansea will be looking for 3 points from this one.

    4. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I did Aguero -- Sanchez last second, not even sure it went through 🙂

    5. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      i captained adm. my flatmate has already made me regret it.

  2. eish
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    jst done a freak transfer of pva to wilson. .. . . . .harldy know anything about the guy. . . .was it wise?

    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      how can transferring in someone you know nothing of be wise?

      it might pay off of course, but wise it was not

      1. eish
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        jst looked a stoke fixtures and figured it would be better than picking up a 1 from pva

    2. Syd.
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He will start but you will need to get rid of home in 2 weeks when Shawcross is back

    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      well if you didnt think, then no

  3. coran2123
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Lads.. I left my (C) on Mane

    Wish me luck.

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      At least you haven't captained Hazard

  4. Prince of Persia
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Prediction Time: How many points for Di Maria? (will be bookmarked so answer carefully!)

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      2

    2. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      5

    3. drughi
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      6

    4. Ser Football 42
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      4

    5. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      1 goal 1 assist cs 3 bonus points armband.

      28.

    6. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Assuming he gets couple of jammy assist, 8pts.

    7. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      18. We are going to wreck those bloody northerners.

      1. faux_C
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Bloody cockneys.

    8. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      367

    9. Repetive Expletive
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      5 and a bonus 1

    10. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      3

    11. Kurtinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      3

    12. WINNING!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      5

    13. eish
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      4

    14. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      2

    15. Wiz
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      6

    16. NIGHTHIKER - I Kane, I Shaw…
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      7

    17. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      8
      1 goal 1 Bap no CS

    18. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      10(1goal 1assist 2bonus points)

      1. drughi
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        and a penalty miss ?

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          11

        2. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Maybe if ADM was the 1st choice penalty taker..

    19. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      13 (C) = 26

    20. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      13

    21. The Nuttman
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      5

    22. Jönny
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      11

    23. Ruth_NZ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      8-10.

  5. Holmes
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    6.8m in bank 😎

    1. Repetive Expletive
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Cash out

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Please send account details.

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      0.3 in the bank 😎

    4. Syd.
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      5.4m

  6. Kurtinho
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Have exact cash for ADM + Trippier > Eriksen + Vertonghen. Sexy transfers.

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Forget vert, this is not 2013 anymore.
      Walker is the way to go.

      1. Kurtinho
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Walker is definitely an option also.

      2. NIGHTHIKER - I Kane, I Shaw…
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        I'm going Vertonghen - feel Walker and Rose could be rotated with Ben Davies and Yedlin.

    2. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nice. Dont really like Spurs defender but might get Vertonghen for fun 😀

  7. Hy liverpool
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Good luck all !
    Now ,Having kane+rose
    For dgw ings+ silva/sanchez (who) →
    Austin+ eriksen
    Yay or nay?

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      wait

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Am waiting
        Just asking for opinion

    2. Scab
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      format makes
      eyes

      ---------------bleed

  8. Venom Snake
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Forgot to change captain from Sanchez to ADM. Mistake?

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      no yes maybe

    2. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Sweet mistake

    3. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      blessing in disguise

      1. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        God I hope so. Got stuck in a deep conversation and lost track of time

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

    5. WINNING!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You need a rope and a rafter!

    6. Ser Football 42
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Could work out. Could be bad. Time will tell

    7. eish
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      right imo

    8. andy85wsm
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Probably not

    9. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Already been a lucky week for you.

      1. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        😯

    10. Syd.
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      ADM is a challenging Torres for the most expensive transfer flop ever

      He has been poor seems completely disinterested

      1. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        He keeps thinking to himself why he signed up to this crap club

    11. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Signs.....

  9. davies
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Defoe > Austin straight away.

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Dudududdududuudududu uffffff

      1. davies
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Eh?

        1. goriuanx
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          You clearly dont know Austin well enough

          1. davies
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            All I know is he's got 2 fixtures and good ones to follow.

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Do keep us updated.

      1. davies
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        My god, you're a tw@.

  10. luke
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    how many plans will go tits up if Kane picks up a hammy tomorrow, i predict mayhem!

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Kane to Austin.

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      😯 you posted a bit early

    3. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      all of them

    4. Kurtinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I have an excellent plan B.

    5. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Hello Soldado

    6. Ser Football 42
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      To be honest. This would make fantasy 10000X more interesting. At this point what ever Kane does doesn't matter since so many have him

    7. In Like Flynn.
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      It's only a 4 pt hit to re-jig Luke. 8 I suppose if budget needs balancing too.

      1. luke
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Yea but having to take another hit were a good few have already resigned themselves to that fate could get a few fingers twitching.

  11. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    If Kane got injured in the Final..it would disrupt a lot of plans. #JustSaying

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Kane to Austin instead of Defoe.

    2. Hy liverpool
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yeaah

    3. luke
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Haha now i understand, great or sick minds?

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    if kane got injured...

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      😆 3 consecutive post about him getting injured!

      1. Ser Football 42
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        That's great

      2. Jax
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        3 consecutive numpties

        1. luke
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          well you responded up so makes you one by association...numpty!

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Same back at you, numpty! 😛

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not enough bad news yet so you have to imagine it.

  13. Harold.S
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Siggy (C)
    Ressted the urge of Aguero but when he rips it im gonna curse!

  14. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Does anyone have the code for the MLS fantasy league?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      there is an MLS Fantasy league? nice!

      1. Obi Wan Elokobi
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Someone created a FFS league and I don't know the code the layout of mls fantasy is just like the BPL one which I why I like it.

  15. davies
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    When're you transferring in Eriksen?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Probably not too early on

    2. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      After he's aues tommorow.

      1. Obi Wan Elokobi
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Game*

    3. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Who, me?

      1. davies
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        If you want

  16. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    TEAMS: #WHUFC Adrian, Jenkinson, Reid, Tomkins, Cresswell, Song, Noble (c), Kouyate, Downing, Sakho, Valencia #WHUCRY
    0 replies 13 retweets 5 favorites

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      sakhoooooooooooooooooooooo train

    2. Syd.
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Downing 🙂

      1 down 10 to go

    3. Kurtinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      West Ham look so much better without Carroll.

    4. Wiz
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Get in Sakho

      1. luke
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        (c)

    5. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No player in the first game for me, usually means monster scores all round and three hours of watching Downing captainers crowing about their 36 pts and will he get any BPs.

      1. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        o/ Downing owner here.

      2. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        ^^This
        Come on the 1-1 (2 Ogs)

        1. Jax
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          west ham will win.

    6. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Sakho down the middle?

      1. luke
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        several times i hope

  17. Wiz
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    TEAMS: #CPFC Speroni, Ward, Dann, Bolasie, Zaha, Jedinak (c), Murray, Mutch, Delaney, Kelly, Puncheon #WHUCRY

    1. Ser Football 42
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes Kelly starts!! Fielding 11 now!!!

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        How do you know that? You haven't seen the other team sheets yet.

        1. Jax
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          this.

    2. drughi
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      murrayyyyy

    3. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Puncheon Check.

    4. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      VERY attacking

    5. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Punch striker?

      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Murray will be the centre forward. Puncheon out wide, with Mutch and Jedinak in the centre by the looks of it.

  18. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Palace team to play @whufc_official: Speroni, Ward, Delaney, Dann, Kelly, Jedinak, Mutch, Bolasie, Puncheon, Zaha, Murray.
    0 replies 2 retweets 0 favorites

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Puncheon

    2. davies
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Puncheon in the hole?

    3. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      There goes banking on Gayle to start. :/

  19. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Tomkins baby, get the week off to a flyer 🙂

  20. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    The upside of ADM(c) is that if he fails I can rage transfer him out, which was the plan anyway

    If he has a great game then we have points and a dilemma

  21. Wiz
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    TEAMS: #CPFC subs: Hennessey, Hangeland, Gayle, McArthur, Ameobi, Ledley, Souare #WHUCRY

    1. The Nuttman
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Poor Ledley.

  22. Breadbin
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Is Kane injured?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No.

      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Oh good, thank you.

    2. Jax
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      possibly...

    3. WINNING!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes, some story about his pride...

  23. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    TEAMS: #WHUFC Adrian, Jenkinson, Reid, Tomkins, Cresswell, Song, Noble (c), Kouyate, Downing, Sakho, Valencia #WHUCRY

    Palace team to play @whufc_official: Speroni, Ward, Delaney, Dann, Kelly, Jedinak, Mutch, Bolasie, Puncheon, Zaha, Murray.

    TEAMS: #WHUFC subs: Jaaskelainen, Nolan, Jarvis, Nene, O'Brien, Collins, Demel #WHUCRY

    TEAMS: #CPFC Speroni, Ward, Dann, Bolasie, Zaha, Jedinak (c), Murray, Mutch, Delaney, Kelly, Puncheon #WHUCRY

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nice CP team! it would be a fun high attacking match I guess

      1. beric
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        As a downing and Puncheon owner I hope you're right

    2. chocolove
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Errr. Where's CP sub?

  24. Ser Football 42
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Kelly starts!!! Now I'm fielding a full team. Go palace

  25. Repetive Expletive
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    So nobody else has cpt Rooney. ..I'll take it

  26. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Is Keane injured?

    1. Hy liverpool
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No
      Imagine !

  27. Perchinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Did Kelly -> Lescott for a hit last night 🙁 Was there any indication he would come back into the Palace starting XI?

    1. Ser Football 42
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ha I kept Kelly. Didn't think he was going tk start

  28. ShaneMcG
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Lads... BEST BENCH EVER!!!

    1. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      And 0 points on it.

    2. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Lucas is injured.
      Hazard cames in 😎

  29. Tshelby
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Is it wise to trade ADM to Silva now? cause i can't afford him if his price goes up

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Wait till this evening. You may have bigger fish to fry by then.

    2. Hy liverpool
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Price won't change now m8
      Waiiit

    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Adm goes mental today
      Silva gets injured tomorrow

    4. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

  30. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Seriously contemplating just having Kane for DGW. Rather have my 5 man midfield and keep/get Silva/Sterling over Eriksen

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You'll have more than Kane by next week 🙂

    2. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      me too althiugh have Lloris. Lot depends on how adm goes today and how Eriksen looks in the final

    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      If Eriksen plays 90 tomorrow, he will definitely get a rest of sorts. He's not the fittest