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FFS Uefa Cricket World Cup 2015 – Updated

The FFS Uefa group has been privileged to organise several team games for the benefit of the FFS community in recent years with a variety of themes, from getting the most from the Transfer Window to international Hockey. After the success of these competitions, we are delighted to return with yet another one. And this time we return with a format based on the gentleman’s game – and introduce the FFS Cricket World Cup 2015.

WHO IS IT FOR?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

CRICKET? AND FPL? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

So. There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total runs scored in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the individual 11 players FPL scores in that GW.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher runs scored wins the particular clash.

WHEN DOES THE TOURNAMENT RUN?

The tournament runs from GW31 – GW38, according to the real Cricket World Cup format.

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE DETAILS?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He/she is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he/she decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

LIVE SCORECARD

Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the HWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. There will also be some features like Twitter feeds and Chatango. More updates on this will follow.

HOW CAN I JOIN A TEAM?

The Scouting period for the teams runs from now until 2nd April. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on 3rd April.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of the teams have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

You can also follow the competition on Twitter at @FFS_UEFA. Tweet updates from your country using the hashtag #FFSCWC

Please do try and keep chat about the tournament to the comment section for this article.

Organised by The Crew (BillyGilmore ENR Pratik)

 

J0E Podcaster and writer. Tweets stats and stuff via @FFScout_Joe Follow them on Twitter

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  1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Knock! Knock! Knock! I shook off my reverie and accepted the dawning awareness that someone was at the door. When I opened it my blood froze--on the threshold stood the most ravishing woman I had ever seen. She released a knowing half-smile, and as my heart resumed its faltering beat I realised they had come for me, just like the others. How should I play it? Should I pretend to be taken in by the ruse, enjoy her carnal blandishments and then unmask the cynical plot? Before I could fashion a plan her words forced themselves on my consciousness, and I became aware that she had something in her hand, and that she was stretching it out to me.

    "Sign here please."

    It took me a moment to focus on the grey apparatus she brandished, and as I fumbled with the stylus and attempted to fit my signature in the too-small rectangle supplied for the purpose, I tried to work out what new strategem this heralded. As I turned over in my mind the possible implications, she handed me what looked remarkably like the training bra I had ordered off Amazon a few days ago (my moobs are really getting out of hand). She said "have a nice day," turned on her heels, and sashayed down the path and out the gate. "A narrow escape," I thought, "but they will come . . . they will come . . . "

    So, erm, still here . . .

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        She's done you too? 😯

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    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Remain vigilant Eunuch 😉

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😀 Will there be a part 2?

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      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        No and keep Salma away from our team . We are employing additional security measures https://stuartexploresjoburg.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/gated.jpg

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Solid.

          You're promoted to Head of Security

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          1. Thomass
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Yes Gink! 😀

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          2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Wow what an honour !!!! 😉 I won't let you down 🙂

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Then why is De Jelliers kidnapped and on a plane to Oz?

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              1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                He find his own fecking fictional way back to our fictional camp for our fictional competition .

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                1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  😉

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                2. Ginkapo FPL
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  #ProteaFIRED

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                  1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
                    • 13 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    I'm off the team ?

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                    1. Ginkapo FPL
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 2 months ago

                      Not quite, but you are sacked from Head of Security.

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                      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 2 months ago

                        Ah I am actually enjoying the craic tbh the comments below and above were meant as banter rather than anything else

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                      2. Ginkapo FPL
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 2 months ago

                        😀 I feel you took far too much offense at being sacked from a non-existent fictional position...

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                      3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 2 months ago

                        My head hurts

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  2. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Here comes another of Billy's masterpiece.

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Wow. Nice one.

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Bet he enjoyed doing that one 😉

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Somewhat more enjoyable than this one 😆

          http://i.imgur.com/dVb3tYY.jpg

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            MY EYES

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            1. Daniel Exeter
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              😀

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  3. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Press Releasei'd like to express my regret at my actions over the pond. I could blame the waterboarding or the concussion. I could invoke the geneva conventions to reflect the blame.I could but I won't. lets be real here. the moment salma cracked an extra dry for me I was ready tosign for a lifetime for those skippy basterds. if I'm honest if she didn'tdrug me and deliver me to the hyENR I would have followed her anywhere.my geffer has agreed to give me one last chance. I love that man. he is one big ball of cuddliness, gravitas, and tactical genius.welsh. keptin. i've already started doing laps you just tell me when to stop.kiwis. come here, I need a group haka.

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      oh ffs stupid fookin phone who needs paragraphs anyway?

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        And who needs non-reposted posts too 😛

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😀

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Let it be known that we did you a favor by inviting you on the winning team

      #COYRoos

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        go wax your moustache HyENR 😉

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I'd rather wax the skin of REAL Salma 😉

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  4. Amateur Pundit Zan
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    There is a lot of fantasy bollox talked about a fantasy cricket game about a fantasy football game

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      We're playing games within a game about a game about a game.

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      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/94/4d/0a/944d0a51ef4653199d4607dc898f5af1.jpg

        I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude as described by another dude as the dude.

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  5. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Good Morning lads. The South African Cricket team will depart to Australia today. We will keep you posted...#ProteaFire

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      The host nation welcomes South Africa with wide arms. We extend our wishes and safety travels to all the players and management.

      #ProteaFire
      #Friends

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        *safe

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        1. Thomass
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Thx check below

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    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'm ready skip. Nobody better try to tap me up on the way either . . .

      #ProteaFire

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Yup! Great to have you onboard. We ca have a chat via mail. So send me an email and we can chat or I can do something else. You got my email?

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    3. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Am i traveling with the team boss?

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  6. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    @CWCCricketSouthAfria.
    When South African Cricket team touchdown in Oz later today Thomass will address the media. #ProteaFire

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  7. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    @ENR where will your team be based? Got any hotels in Oz and NZ? All 12 teams must have one!!!!!!! We can chose ours

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  8. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Also Salma any Chatango chat for this comp?

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Yes sir

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Where is it?

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Pratiks developing a scorecard website. Will be on there 🙂

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          1. Thomass
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Thanks! Any hotel or team base latest?

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        2. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          The G - Spot?

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Goulburn does seem like as good a place to set up as anywhere else in NSW

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Its not the location, its the people that make a place wonderful. #ProteaFire

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    2. Clam. ☘️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ach they be better than me own gaff

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  9. It's his Job.
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    So this is cricket chat, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You own Green.

      lol

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      1. It's his Job.
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Someone has too 🙂

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  10. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    So this is going out your way to mock an article you ain't even part of ZZZZZZZ

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  11. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Team NZ are ordering take away pizza...

    http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2150967/82028501.jpg

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Better watch out for anything mixed in it 😉

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  12. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Just been informed about the following hotels. Will be announced in 5 minutes...

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  13. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I pushed through billows of delirium as I fought my way up to consciousness. My first sensation was of the hard, dry surface of the inside of my mouth. I scraped my tongue across parched, cracked lips and tried to cobble together some idea of where I was. I was held in a mysterious structure of restraints. A strap stretched across my midsection; my knees were pressed hard against a surface in front of me, nearly at the level of my chest; and there were hard slabs on both sides preventing lateral movement. I felt a warm thigh pressing against my shoulder, and realised that its owner was speaking to me in well-rehearsed, controlled purr:

    "Sweet or savoury?"

    "Oh, umm, savoury please," I croaked, disappointed, and accepted the desultory packet of crunchy things that were almost, but not quite, entirely unlike pretzels. I was on the plane to Oz, and still nobody had seduced me, drugged me, or made me an offer I couldn't refuse. There was still time . . .

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Gripping. Keep it going!

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks for reminding me the only song I have access to on the laptop my captors were kind enough to give me is this...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2FFUQ12TJc

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        That must really begin to sting after a while.

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  14. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    From: Organizing Committee
    To: Team South Africa

    Below are the team bases. This is where each team will be based for tournament.

    Australia- Melbourne
    New Zealand-Auckland
    Sri Lanka-Christchurch
    England-Wellington
    Bangladesh-Canberra
    Scotland-Dunedin

    South Africa-Sydney
    India-Brisbane
    West Indies-Perth
    Ireland-Adelaide
    UAE-Napier
    Pakistan-Hobart

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No that I've received my instructions from the boss, I know that any upvotes I get are no reflection on the quality of the post!

      #ProteaFire

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  15. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    We have landed in Dubai. So from Dubai to Sydney, here we come. #ProteaFire

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    1. Thomass
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      We are expected to arrive in Sydney at 5pm GMT time.

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        #ProteaFire

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    2. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Boss am i a part of the team?

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Gink.^^^

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Bonz ^^^

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            (I've contacted Bonz so a response will appear on this very post)

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      2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thomass being called boss 😆

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    3. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      How on Earth to you end up in Dubai when travelling from South Africa to Sydney ?
      It's not exactly on the way is it 😯

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        That's how the flight was booked.

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      2. Ziegler1988
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        They were scouting the UAE team

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        1. Sean.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          5000 miles in the wrong direction

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      3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Booked on emirates

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  16. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Scotland's tournament song (unofficial)

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1613019118934451&pnref=story

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Surprised they got out of scotland alive after making that

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Och aye

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  17. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    There are strong rumours emerging of unsettled players in the NZ camp. An inside source has revealed to us that there are as many as 5 unhappy players in the team. Our source claims that the 5 players have been discussing a possible quintuple move over to the Home Nation. More to follow.

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😯

      Panic stations in the Kiwi dressing room.

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    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Will they go via Dubai?

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        D'ye no ken?

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Only way to go from SA to Oz. Pretty much the straightest route.

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I thought NZ were a home nation?

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  18. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    It's that time of the recruitment window that Thomass Starts sending sacking notices.

    Who will be the chosen one?

    #ProteaFired

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😆

      At least 10 unhappy saffas

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I have a feeling Ginkapo is going to be his first victim 😆

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      2. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        No we are a tight unit. #ProteaFire

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Yeah the ones that are kept 😉

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    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      If we are taking bets I want to put a tenner on Adam West

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  19. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Thomass Presser coming up!

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Starts off....

      I am sorry to disappoint everyone that I told would be in the team but due to me not giving a shite I accepted everyone and now have decided those that are unworthy of being in my team 🙂

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Language. Hate swearing.

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Ok minus the shite word and copy / paste the rest 😆

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        2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          #*$€%#%{

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      2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Ah I had a good run 🙂

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  20. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Can't believe I am actually sitting here on a Saturday afternoon awaiting a pressed from Thomass....

    What has happened to me....

    *searches frantically for more tin foil*

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      *presser

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  21. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Just bought book on Amazon
    Big book of bland and unfunny statements.
    Save me waiting for thomass presser

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Link me up

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  22. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    AUSSIE RECRUITMENT UPDATE - DAY 3

    We are delighted to announce two more signings.

    First up, we have a diamond geezer joining the geezer nation. A transfer window simulation pro and an experienced cricketer, who will be no doubt using his tricks during the World Cup. Providing some experience in the middle order and scouting the Eire we have left hand batsman - Countttttt of Monteeeeeeee Hristooooooooooooooo

    Secondly, we have another geezer who has been practicing cricket quietly all his life. All in the build-up to the big tournament. In the nets, he grabbed a hat-trick with his first 3 balls and that immediately caught the eye of the board of selectors. His bodyline deliveries are one to watch out this World Cup, especially prepared for the West Indies, presenting right arm fast bowling all rounder Stooooooooicccchkooooooooovvvv (Starc-kov)

    More good news - We hear that there has been some form of communication established with the gaffer. He is expected to return back home within the next 24 hours.

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    1. Stoichkov
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      G'day all. Excited to be a part of the team and ready to go. Ripper.

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Oooooh Shane.

        He can swing. He can bat. He can spin. Is there anything Stoichkov cannot do?

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Blah blah blah.... Couldn't care less....

      Nearly feckin 30 mins since Thomarse said he would give us his presser 🙁

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆 The eagerly awaited presser.

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        1. Thomass
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Below! 😀

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      THIS MEANS WAR

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Sorry, which country do you play for? Or are you playing in the associate teams world cup? 😉

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I am doing my country a service by not using my team to drag them down

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Maybe get JK's rival involved. Or Daniel's. THE MACHINE!!!

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    4. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Hristo and Stooichkov signed in a matter of hours, a great day.

      It's M̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ Oz time 😎

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I thought you and I were friends 😡

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        1. Count of Monte Hristo
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          That never changes JK, I just felt that being a part of Geezer Nation was too difficult to turn down.

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Oh it changes. 😉

            ENR doesn't do recruitment. He just waits to see who others want then tries to poach them 😆

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            1. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              What can I say. It's the way my favorite football club runs it.

              Spurs pay for Willian's ticket to London. Chelsea signs Willian 😆

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            2. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              This is how Wenger feels

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              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                It's straight of the Peter Kenyon handbook. That's what he did when he went to Chelsea

                He just went to Roman and said United want Robben, Essien and Cech

                Chelsea bought Cech, Essien and Robben that summer

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                1. Elniñorules
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Good old Kenyon. Those were the days!

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            3. Count of Monte Hristo
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Haha the end of an era 🙂

              😆 more bungs than Arry

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆

        Geezers need excitement 😎

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        1. Count of Monte Hristo
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Common sense 😉

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Impressive work on the grav there geez 🙂

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            1. Count of Monte Hristo
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              The fine work of Berbilly 'Grav' Gilmore

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  23. Diva
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    @AlJazeeraNews Reports suggest a plane flying from South Africa to Australia has been grounded in Dubai for "security reasons".

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    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      @AlJazeeraNews Rumours that a South African team were aboard the flight are as yet unconfirmed.

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      1. lilmessipran
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        did they find me on the plane?

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I can't believe Messi can't find a place in a cricket team 😆

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          1. Count of Monte Hristo
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Not even as one of the stumps?

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          2. lilmessipran
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😀

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        2. Diva
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Details are sketchy at the minute, but Team UAE stand ready to offer welcome and hospitality to the South African team if they are stranded in Dubai.

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Give them the Burj Dubai accommodation. They'll never leave Dubai 😆

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            1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Khalifa* it was renamed the night before opening from Burj Dubai as the president said he would give them a billion and at the time Dubai needed all the cash they could get....

              The blokes that made thousands of souvenirs were fuming 🙂

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              1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                You couldn't make it up

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              2. Elniñorules
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                Ah of course. It was being constructed when I did my schooling there. Pity it didn't finish before I left.

                PS - Are you still waiting on Thomass? 😀

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                1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Not any more

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                2. Thomass
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Check mail thanks

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                  1. Thomass
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    ENNNNRRRRRRRRR

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            2. Diva
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Shhh!

              Wait, how did you know our secret plans? 😯

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      2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Rumours were 25 saffas turned up but a number were told their names were not on the flight list by Thomarse.

        He is now frantically penning his explanation but is rewording it based on some book he was just recommended by JTD

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  24. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Isn't a geezer something that projects stuff out using hot air

    I am sure I seen monkeys bathing in one once

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  25. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Thomass Press Conference.
    Journalist: Are you happy with your squad?
    Thomass: Yes I am delighted with my squad. I think this is the best 15 we can possibly have.
    J: Do you want to win the cwc?
    T: Of course, who wouldn't. We wouldn't be here if we didn't think that we would win the cup.
    J: What are you squad roles
    T: We have 6 batters, 3 all-rounders, 1 wicket keeper and we have 5 bowlers.
    J: Are you excited about the start of the CWC?
    T: Yeah we are hugely excited. We can wait to represent millions of people back home, we can't wait to make them proud if the South African Cricket team. #ProteaFire
    J: How is the squad, I know they are jet-lagged after a long flight.
    T: The squad is fine, all raring to go. We just can't wait to get out on the park and play positive cricket.
    J: What brand of cricket will you guys play?
    T; We will play an aggressive brand of cricket, we know if we play that way we can beat anyone on our day.
    J: Who are your main threats in your group?
    T: All the teams in our group are good teams, even the UAE are a good team. We won't take any team lightly that's for sure. We will play to our potential and win games of cricket.
    J: Are the team mentally ready for the CWC?
    T: Yeah our team is mentally superb. If you can't be mentally ready for this event then you shouldn't be here, all my players are ready and up for it. We have a psychologist with us on this trip.
    J: There are rumours that you have brought some former players on board to help your players during thus CWC, could you come whether that's true or not?
    T: Yeah that is true. We are looking for guys who can help our players prepare for this event.
    J: Will they be here for the whole event?
    T: Yes they will be with us for the whole of the CWC.
    J: You have been labeled the chockers. What do you make of that?
    T: Yeah that is a tag we want to lose. Yeah there has been a lot of emphasis on our past and South Africa aren't doing well at World Cups. We don't mind that too much. I have to contain myself emotionally about it as I am sure I will be asked that question a lot. I don't mind answering those questions. I know the squad is in a good space. Once again I am going to say that sentence again. If we play to our potential I know that we will go along way to succeeding in this tournament.
    Last question please.
    J: What are you looking from this tournament apart from winning it?
    T: I'm looking for consistency.
    Thomass: #ProteaFire
    Press Officer: That's It from the press conference, thanks for the questions.

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      HERE IT IS.

      Have you landed in New Zealand Thomass?

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        We have arrived safely! 😎

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        1. Diva
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          In 3 hours 45 minutes from Dubai? Are you sure? I sense deception. Maybe covering for their plane being grounded in Dubai?

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Our base is in Sydney... worrying

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I assumed you are going to New Zealand en route to Australia from Dubai from South Africa.

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        2. Diva
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          See, I think your press guru is spinning furiously to cover for the team being stuck in Dubai and getting mixed up in the process. Stop pretending. There's no shame in enjoying all that Dubai has to offer for a day. We can stop by the airport and take you to the Burj in our Bugattis, Ferraris and Lamborghinis if you want?

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            We only travel in BMW 3 series and Mazda RX8's.

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            1. Diva
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              If that's the way you would like to travel we can arrange that. We welcome our guests from South Africa warmly (if you are still in Dubai).

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Requests my Saturday afternoon back 🙂

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Which day are we playing UAE? That can be a rest day for the team.

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      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Rest day for which team? You or us?

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😀 May as well be both, either way its an easy win for SA

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          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            You are a great and powerful team. You will do well. Silver medals should compliment your team colours well.

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            1. BabyB
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              😆

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        2. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          🙂

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    4. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      'All the teams in our group are good teams, even the UAE are a good team.'

      What cheek.

      Can't wait to put knock them out of the tournament and put them back on the long flight home via Dubai...

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      1. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Hopefully my cricket ability is greater than my typing...

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      2. BabyB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Let them keep talking, it will just make beating them more satisfying.

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      3. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        We are underdogs against you guys

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          ? Not sure thats true.

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          1. Thomass
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I know! Hahaha

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    5. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Well, I have to give it to you Thomass, it does sound like a press conference. And we are not chockers!

      #ProteaFire

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks Brother! 😀

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    6. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      J-lilmessipran,he is one of the best fpl players around ..Why can't he see his name on the excel sheet?
      T-?

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        As Gink said above, he has sent BonZ an email ans you will find out later. Patience is required

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    7. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Kept reading on and on hoping for a catch in there.....

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Shakib?

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    8. Ziegler1988
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Great mental strength, eh? Sounds like you've been sipping Wenger's kool-aid

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  26. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I feel like I have Schizophrenia and Thomass is my alter ego.

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    1. Thomass
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks #Trust

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  27. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    By entering this tournament does it show up on your FPL Leagues?

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No (unless your nation have a mini league to make management easier)

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      1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        ta

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  28. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    #ProteaFire are ready!!!!!!!!!! Training later tonight!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

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    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Are you training in Dubai, Sydney or New Zealand? If you are still in Dubai, would you like a game of beach cricket against the UAE tonight?

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        We aren't in Dubai. We left Dubai hours hours ago.- Thanks for the offer. We are in Sydney

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        1. Diva
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          That was quick, you were in New Zealand a few minutes ago. That's faster than 3 hour 45 minutes from Dubai to New Zealand. There was a plane from South Africa detained in Dubai, are you sure your team wasn't on it?

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          1. Thomass
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Nope my team wasn't on that plane we were on a first class plane.

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            1. Diva
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Ah, you were on one of our planes then. The plane grounded in Dubai was not up to our usual standards, that's probably why I thought South Africa might be aboard. Well, it's a shame you didn't stick around to enjoy our hospitality on the ground, but I'm glad to hear you learned of our gold standards aboard one of our planes.

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    2. BONZ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Training - the squad has left me with Gerty (page 1)

      What a women - no wonder Thomass is confused as to what country he is in - her Roast certainly blew my head too!

      I have a 30/30 friendly lined up on Sunday evening - the tour bus will travel around Oz playing a selection of games to win the crowd over!! We will be giving out free Vuvuzela's at each event!

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  29. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    El Nino around?

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