Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 36

This has been a week of tough decisions.

You won’t be surprised to know, however, that despite being charged to make a choice that would contribute to the selection of my Government, my most troublesome dilemma has been my Fantasy line-up.

While I successfully pencilled a cross and popped my vote into a ballot box without any real degree of anxiety, I know that my final decision this morning will be riddled with doubt and concern for what is to follow.

I can choose the wrong Government, but God help those around me if I sell Eden Hazard and he scores.

Even now, I’m not clear on what route to take. Like so many other Fantasy managers, I find myself at the mercy of Jose’s whims and Chelsea’s motivation. They return from the beach, stinking of Factor 10, to compete for pride against a Liverpool outfit somehow still within reach of a Champions League spot. I’m struggling to recall a more uncertain scenario.

Having decided a week ago that it would be Raheem Sterling and Philippe Coutinho for the chop, suddenly things have been turned on their head by United’s stuttering run of defeats and the Chelsea unknowns.

Liverpool have to score at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea just have to put on a show for their supporters. Just how that’s going to transpire in terms of results and Fantasy points is anyone’s guess.

Most of us will have had somewhere between four and six players in that contest going into today’s deadline. We now have to deal with those players and make trades that will earn us profit, all against a backdrop of such confusion.

I’m fearful about the prospect of swapping out Hazard. Troubled about spending four points just to acquire Arsenal assets that will likely be rotated over the next three Gameweeks. Apprehensive that any investment in Sunderland will be fruitless.

As a 43-year-old family man, I should find time to consider what Thursday’s result will mean for my country and my loved ones.

I’ll promise to do that once I’ve decided if Jack Wilshere’s worth a punt.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Dens pown.

    1. whitters_2014
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      do neal

  2. Declan
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Silva(C)

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nice!

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Great shout

    3. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      i brought in yaya to avoid geting silva

      : - (

  3. Boss Hogg
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Boom.

  4. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Went with San(C)hez. Just wish I wasn't working Monday now when the Arsenal match is on.

  5. Heels_Over_Head
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Updating, halleleujah

  6. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Penises down

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      But I just woke up

      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        What's the story? Morning glory

    2. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Can't, I'm too excited to see whether I wake up with Hazard or Sanchez when the game stops updating. 😉

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Maybe in your house

  7. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Didn't have the balls to switch captain from Aguero to Sanchez

    Cue Sanchez hat-trick and Aguero blank + yellow card

  8. DaddyPig
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck all! Let's hope for a really good game week!

  9. il Brutto
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Just done Sterling, Coutinho and Rooney to Silva, Sanchez and Benteke for a -8. Hopefully it turns to be the right move.

    1. Balitelivision
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      All great moves. If they don't come off it's only according to the whims of the great magnet.

  10. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    pens down

  11. Camp No No
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Last second Hazard to Sanchez transfer. Don't know if it went through actually. If I don't know it, does it mean it wasn't in time?

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Probably

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I think so too. I'm gonna take a hit next week if not this, so it was basically going to be a straight swap in the big picture. So, I think it would have been good. Let's hope Swans have some fight in them, against all odds.

    2. r4ndomduh
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I did the same, but I managed to complete the transfer days ago. Hope it was worth it.

  12. Jebiga
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Hart is my differential this gw O_o 🙂

  13. JÆKS ⭐
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Silva better do something this gameweek, good to have him back in the team (and Ozil and Cazorla can keep quiet...)

  14. how now brown cow
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone got any interest in the lunchtime game?

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Pantillimon

    2. Boss Hogg
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Pva on the bench.
      As long as he doesn't get injured, I'm happy.

      1. how now brown cow
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Keep them wrapped up safe for next week.

      2. Boss Hogg
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Also interested to see how Sunderland's front 3 get on today.
        If Defoe looks sharp I'll be tempted to bring him in for Vardy next week.

        1. 11 Angry Men
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          He started really well, I thought he would kick on, but no...

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Benched my 2 Sunderland players

    4. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Gomez 😯

  15. Boss Hogg
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    This gameweek is all about Moday night.
    Everyone's got 3 Arsenal players, but having the right 3 is anybody's guess and will make all the difference.

    1. stephenl15
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      everybody? Nah

    2. whitters_2014
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      kos ozil and sanchez for me what about you BH?

  16. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Currently ranked around 11k mark, but with no Aguero. Badly need a Kun blank this week.

    1. Penang Sandman
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      never gonna happen bro 🙂

    2. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆 say good bye to top 20k.

      1. whitters_2014
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        and hello to top 5k 😉

  17. bitm2007
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Planning to bring in Sanchez (for Hendo) and Giroud (for Kun). I will only have 0.1 left in the Bank. Should I

    A, Make tranfers tonight
    B, Wait until Arsenal have played on Monday, and take a hit (-4) for (PVA - Craig Dawson) if nessessary.

  18. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Captained Sanchez as my punt this week to catch Dufflinks. Anyone know what anyone else on the top 10 has done yet?

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      who do you think he captained?

      good luck !

      1. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Aguero would be my guess

    2. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Good luck!

    3. Boss Hogg
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Well, I've gone with Kun.
      I'm not in the top 10 though.

    4. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Best of luck. I've gone Aguero. Sold Hazard and Sterling, bought in Alexis and Gomez.

  19. Holmes
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RvP!!!

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      g-d bless you
      and may the horse placenta pass you by

  20. Son is Rising
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Terry > Lolarov for end of season funnies

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      this week is already closed for transfers, game is updating

  21. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    @BonusFPL 16s17 seconds ago

    Apparently Solanke will be starting tomorrow, ahead of Hazard, only a rumour though.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      awesome

      mayhem

    2. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Solanke is striker. Hazard isn't. Doesn't make sense

      1. Obi Wan Elokobi
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Change of formation?

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Would mean no Remy or Drogba, Solanke upfront with Fab, Cuadrado and WIllian behind

        1. La Roja
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          lol

    3. Bob.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Imagine !

    4. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Hahahaha

    5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      solanke a striker

    6. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Everyone laughing, think about it first

      1. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        It's hard to laugh and think at the same time

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          well shame on you, It's not impossible for them to line up:

          Willian Fab Cuadrado

          Solanke

          1. La Roja
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            It's not a matter of possibility.

            Mou will want to win the game with best 11. Next week rotation starts.

          2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            So what does that have to do with Hazard? Surely it's Cuadrado if anyone...

      2. Heels_Over_Head
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        what happened to your grav?

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          fancied a change, the boobs will be back soon :lol;

          1. Heels_Over_Head
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            well, your current one kind of has them in the eyes

    7. stephenl15
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Mourinho: For Sunday probably no [Solanke won’t play]. We have Remy & Drogba but for sure his time will arrive and he will be a #CFC player.

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        then I will shut my mouth lol

      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        looool

    8. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Unsubstantiated rumour from an FPL site just after 11.30. Must be true

  22. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Capitanos?

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Aguerrooo

    2. Puyol Pants Up
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Kun

    3. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      N'Doye

    4. Bubz
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Kun

    5. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Benteke.

  23. Tomeister
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Who captained Sanchez and who captained aguero?? And why?

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I captained Aguero

      Because I can

    2. 1zverGGademN
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Aguero is winning Golden Boot tommorow that's why 😉

    3. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Aguero. QPR are woeful and have to attack, they need a win.

    4. Pariße
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Agüero, because QPR are much worse than Swansea.

  24. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Sunderland AFC ‏@SunderlandAFC 6s7 seconds ago

    #SAFC side to face @everton: Pantilimon, Jones, van Aanholt, Brown, Coates, Cattermole (c), Gomez, Larsson, Defoe, Wickham, Graham.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      graham bandwagon

    2. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Next week I might be interested in this team sheet 😀

    3. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      attacking!

    4. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Graham 😯

      1. DV8R
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I remember owning him once

    5. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      no AJ

  25. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Howard - Coleman Stones Jagielka Baines - Barry - Lennon McCarthy Barkley Osman - Lukaku

    Pantilimon, Jones, van Aanholt, Brown, Coates; Cattermole, Gomez, Larsson; Graham, Defoe, Wickham

    1. Declan
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No Mirallas 😯

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        This

        punt unwise

  26. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    #SAFC subs v @Everton - Bridcutt, Fletcher, Johnson, Reveillere, Vergini, Buckley, Mannone.

  27. Demí
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    howard coleman stones jags baines mccarthy barry barkley osman lennon lukaku

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      mirallas fail

  28. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Everton team (to face Sunderland): Howard, Coleman, Baines, Stones, Jagielka, McCarthy, Barry, Lennon, Barkley, Osman, Lukaku. #EFCvSUN
    0 retweets 1 favorite

  29. bitm2007
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Is waiting for Arsenal game on Monday, worth taking a hit for ?. Worried about my DGW players getting injured, but it's unlikely that i'll be able to afford them (without a hit) if I wait.

  30. Blue Moon Rising
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    A) Benteke and Cazorla

    Or

    B) Aguero and Siggy