Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

3,470 Comments Post a Comment
  1. SamH123
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    I managed to do Jones > Darmian just in time

    1. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      well done

  2. Heydudes13
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Went Hazard captain 🙁

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Went without Hazard...

      Schmeichel - Hennessey
      Cedric - Williams - Morgan - Coates - Francis
      Wal(c)ott - Fabregas - Mane - Mahrez - Surman
      Aguero - Rooney - Benteke

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Brave.....

      2. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        See u also went with my gks
        They rotate well dont they

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah, they'll do 🙂

      3. Lawrø
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        I've gone for a similar spread of funds...

        I have Aguero, Rooney, Bentekkers, Walcott and Hazard though! 😎

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Wow.

        2. ChelseaKTBFF
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          RIP your mid and defense.

          1. Lawrø
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            I have Arsenal and Chelsea defence too 😎

            Okay Sinclair and Mahrez may be an oversight though 😉

            1. Manamongst
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              Mahrez will score more points than Theo this week IMHO.

              1. Jax
                • 14 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                both games last season were 0-0 so no.

      4. sminkypinky
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Kun from the get go. Good luck GB!

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          GL to you too 🙂

      5. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        And yet still ended up with Mahrez and Surman 😯

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          I like Mahrez, think he'll do well for his price.

          1. Manamongst
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            this.

      6. POLSKA GOLA
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        wow, that's very strong front 3. I went the opposite way with a very risky team and spent all money in midfield, ended up with 2 cheap strikers, hoping for bargains up front.
        Schmeichel
        Kos Azpi Huth
        Haz Depay Walcott Mane Henderson
        Kane Wilson
        Bench: Hennessy, Sakho, Cedric, Coates

        1. POLSKA GOLA
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Hazard Captain

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Me too....

  3. Rambo Motin
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Breathe everybody breathe

  4. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Last second captain change to Wally !!! Time will tell

  5. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Apparently England had no hope of winning the Ashes without Kevin Pietersen well that's what he said

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I can't believe we won, Gj

    2. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Good Durham lad got the last wicket, get in!

  6. Unliklinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Well that's it then - Good luck all!

  7. mipola
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    FPL IS BACK@@!@!@!@!@

  8. Scholsey
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    My final fantasy squad:

    Cech Schmeichel
    Azpi huth bellerin cedric francis
    Hazard ozil depay wayanama morrison
    rooney kane sakho

    0 m in the bank.

    Still pondering over downgrading cech and upgrading on Morrison.

    Suggestions please.
    Thanks.

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Bit late now...

  9. Rote Teufel
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    GL everyone. Now where is my couch?

  10. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Rose...

    Fml 😆

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      You didn't did you? 😀

  11. Siva Mohan
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    NO ROSE.. off to Chelsea?

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Hope not, that'll ruin Azpi

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Daily Express.

    3. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      nope.

  12. #WinterIsNotComing
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Time to activate wildcard 😀

    1. sui
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      LOL

  13. Djerbil
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    wow Chicharito on the bench

  14. stevie
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Dodo-dodo-dodildido

    I got a 9!

  15. andyinasia
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Ha! 10 mins ago I drafted in Johnstone and started him; with micro-seconds to spare I ejected him - whew!!!!

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Good work

  16. Effe
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    It's almost a relief that the deadline has now passed. No more tinkering, just sit back and watch the results come in now...

    1. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      was it only that easy. the tinkering resumes as soon as Kane opens the scoring on Old Trafford

    2. Theatre_Of_Screams
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Definitely. It's a weight off my shoulders now the deadline has come. I don't love my team butit's pretty good. Best of luck everyone!

  17. Valar(Keith)
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    So we gotta do this deadline drama every week now 😯 ..

  18. rohan
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Post your Gw 1 teams below

    Panti

    Huth/ Mert/ Bassong

    Hazard (C)/ Mane/ Ozil/ Silva

    Rooney/ Wilson/ Kane

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Ruddy
      Mings Fonte Huth
      Walcott Hazard (c) Milner Cazorla Sinclair
      Rooney Wilson

    2. kj3llern
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Schmeichel ( Hennesey )

      Mertesacker - Azpi - Targett ( Francis - PvA )

      Hazard (C) - Sterling - Ozil - Sinclair (Mahrez)

      Rooney - Benteke - Pelle

      Good luck guys.

    3. Brownpup
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Ruddy
      Azpi Mert Huth
      Hazard(C) Ozil Chadli Ritchie
      Rooney Kane Benteke

      Not 100% happy.. Wish i went Pelle instead of kane and upgraded midfield, feeling a but light on in that department

  19. RedNev
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Good luck everyone!

  20. Baby Cuties
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    eek, last second (C) change Haz -> Wally (i think i got it through on time anyway)

    eek

    1. Baby Cuties
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      good luck everyone!!

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Good lad and good luck.

  21. Redhulkster
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Lets All Have Fun

    Thankful to be part of this Website 🙂

  22. zencro 42
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    (C)osta punt, all or nothing

    1. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Having him is punt enough

  23. Clam. ☘️
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Rose to Chelsea? Anyone?

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      not gonna happen. he's injured.

  24. Gorgles
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Tottenham starting XI
    Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Bentaleb, Chadli, Eriksen, Dembele, Kane

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Dier in midfield? Hmmmm, not so sure

  25. FPL Notebook (John)
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    First time ever owning Ivanovic. Looking forward to sitting ON my sofa for the Chelsea game

    1. Manamongst
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      haha, forgot that angle, good luck!

    2. alfast1c
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      +1

    3. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Aye, me too. Come on Ivan is a first for me!

  26. Manamongst
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Who has gone with two strikers for GW1??

    Courtois
    Clyne, Mangala, Francis
    Sterling(V), Mané, Jurado, Özil, Chamberlain
    Ighalo, Benteke(C)

    Schwarzer, Schlupp, Bacuna, Agüero

    1. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Roonpig and Tekkers

      1. Manamongst
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        good look.

  27. tissae
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Guys, do you seriously left your final decisions to the last minute.. ?

    1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      too late now anyway 😉

  28. Brian (Not the Messiah)
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    omg, can line ups please say "depay" and not "memphis"!!!!!

  29. Demí
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Romero; Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw; Carrick, Memphis, Schneiderlin; Mata, Rooney, Young.

    #mufc subs: Johnstone, Valencia, McNair, Schweinsteiger, Herrera, Pereira, Chicharito.

    Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies. Dier, Bentaleb. Dembele, Eriksen, Chadli. Kane.

    #thfc subs: Lloris, Trippier, Wimmer, Alli, Carrol, Lamela, Mason

    1. Rambo Motin
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      can almost smell my Rooney C pens

    2. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I think Pereira will get his chance this season. Will come off the bench for Young on a regular basis imo

    3. Exilizer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Panicked slightly at Memphis there ^^

    4. ChelseaKTBFF
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Where did you get the line ups from? I cant seem to find them onlnie

      1. Exilizer
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Demi is god when it come to lineups. If he posts it, its correct.

      2. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

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