Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. AIRMILES
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I took out Giroud with 5 mins to spare, bringing on Sakho to bulk up my home games next week.

    Giroud seemed to be 50:50 to start ahead of Walcott according to predicted line-ups from various sources. As an Arsenal fan I expect Giroud to start, with Walcott on the left, but I also fear Giroud not starting one of the next to GWs, so sensible option was to withdraw him. Funny though, he was my captain 30 mins ago. Now that's on Rooney.

    And in downgrading Giroud to Sakho, I've upgraded STaylor to Azpil, to give me a very tidy defence:

    Cech
    Ivanovic - Azpil - Bellerin (Gomez - Targett)

    And happy with my midfield:

    Hazard - Depay - Mane - Mahrez - Ibe

    And attack a bit different to the average:

    Rooney (C) - Jerome (Sakho)

    3.0 in the bank, and ready to upgrade Rooney to Aguero.

    Hoping for a top 250k finish this weekend, largely dependant on Arsenal and Chelsea getting clean sheets, but not scoring high up front. However, a big concern is price rises, which played a significant part in my team selection.

    1. The Darkest Knight
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Chelsea concede a goal and boom...
      Ibe wont start... Target short term bet.

      1. AIRMILES
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        I think Ibe will start, but yes, he's not my strongest player. Targett will rise in value, so I'll profit for my GW3 WC.
        Yes, concerned about Chelsea at the back, but I din't see how to invest the money more in attack.

    2. bacary lasagna
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I have giroud, bringing in sakho next week regardless. Don't like planning transfers but this one has to be done

      1. AIRMILES
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Fair enough. I already expect to bring in Sanchez and Aguero, so cant really plan for any more.

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    fpl dead

    1. Saxe-Gotha
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Yup lol

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Cancelled

      1. Sleep Talk
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        See you next year.

    3. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      free wildcard.

    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      IMPORTANT
      " Fantasy Premier League apologies for the outage. Unfortunately we will not be playing this season, see you next season"

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Daniel must be dead too then

    5. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Lol

  3. Chris_White
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    FPL down... 😆

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      The servers couldn't handle the power of my frontline 😎

      Aguero - Rooney - Tekkers

      1. Les Bleus
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Did you start with Rooney, Costa, Sturridge front line last year?

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Yes 🙂

          They all scored.

          1. Les Bleus
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 9 months ago

            Nice 😉

      2. Chris_White
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        :O

    2. Wild Card this!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      As expected at this point 🙂

  4. Would an idiot do that?
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Is Coates gonna play?

    1. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Ought to

      1. Would an idiot do that?
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers

  5. Gorgles
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Schmicel (McCarthy)
    Huth Ivan (Targett Saylor Hibberts 😉 )
    Hazard (c) Sterling Walcott Ozil Mane
    Rooney Wilson Vardy

    AOA today and WC for gw2.

  6. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    How do you change avatar pic?

    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      gravatar.com

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Ok thanks

  7. vassiriki
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    here we go then. any kind of opinion is appreciated

    courtois-hennessey
    mert-williams-cedric-huth-muniesa
    hazard-walcott-mane-chadli-milner
    rooney-pelle-hooper

    3-5-2 0.5 itb

    i tried to choose the ones who are nailed on and prob. would play 90 mins

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Time to WC.

    2. Tomlette Greggs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      and Hooper falls into that category? Learn something new everyday.

  8. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    @Mull

    What's league code is that?

    1. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I'll make an article about it later. Basically a few of us make a team which starts in GW2 and try to catch everyone.

      1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Sound interesting.

        Will look up for the article later.

  9. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone else missed the deadline thinking it was an hour later? 🙁

    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Nope lol

    2. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      loooooool

    3. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      🙁

    4. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Even if I did my team was sorted before today.

      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Well mine wasnt

        1. Somalion
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Didn't this happen last season to you?

    5. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      😯

  10. SweeSwee
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    What are the consequences of Eric Dier playing in midfield now?

    He had quite a bit of goal threat before, will that increase?

    Will the new BPS system favour a defender playing DM?

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I doubt it's long term.

    2. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Spurs going to leak more goals

  11. President John F. Keninnsie
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    First time starting with a cheap defence.

    1. Rolls-Royce
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Got Kun? And Captain Haz?

      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        No Kun for me!

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Thank goodness some around here are like me.

        2. Rambo Motin
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          ahhhh I feel so much better now you did the same

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      You'll enjoy it 🙂

      It's so easy to bring in the bandwagons when your funds are in midfield and attack.

    3. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I backed away from the ledge at the last minute. Splashed out a cool 5m on Cedric.

      1. Reedy
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        It's still pretty cheap

      2. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        I have Cedric too. I guess my defence is cheap by my standards...

        1. RoyaleBlue
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          5.5, 5 4.5 x 3 here. You ?

          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 9 months ago

            5 - 5 - 4.5 - 4.5 - 4.5

            1. RoyaleBlue
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 9 months ago

              cheapskate

        2. Reedy
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Was gonna do the 4.5 x 5 thing but got cold feet

    4. The Darkest Knight
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I always do

    5. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Me too

    6. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I used to do it all the time and have changed tactic this season.

    7. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      You have a DZ league?

      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        I'm running a DZ H2H league but all the spots are filled now. If you're looking for the classic DZ league then Test Eagles runs that.

  12. Egg noodle
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    FPL database has crashed. All teams lost.

    1. POLSKA GOLA
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Everyone gets additional WC until GW2 🙂

  13. Mr. Grv
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    best article !!

  14. il Brutto
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Seeing a lot of teams with Kun is making me really anxious. Come on Memphis and Wayne show me what you can do!

  15. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Summer signing Sergio Romero did not start a single game of Manchester United's pre-season tour, so he is probably spending the next 45 minutes or so trying to remember the names of the men who will be playing immediately front of him. As long as he doesn't call Chris Smalling 'Mike', he should be OK...

    Romero is obviously new to the Premier League but it has actually been a while since the Argentina international played a league game of any description - his last one for former club Sampdoria was in December 2014.

    ... Can see Kane putting a couple past him.

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      He played in copa america...

      1. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        league game, it says.

        1. il Brutto
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          So you're saying its tougher to play in a league game against Spurs than it is playing against Chile in a Copa America final. Clueless.

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      He should be nice and 'fresh' then 😉

      1. Somalion
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Romero against tired legs 😉

        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          That's right 🙂 !

    3. Margarido
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      C'mon Harry

    4. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      He can shouted Dave and all of them will look at him.

  16. The Raging Bull
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    FPL site has crashed already!!

    1. The Rhino
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I noticed.

  17. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Where's my apology Wild Card?

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      😆

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dunno mate . You should have saved one from last year like me

  18. Baby Cuties
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    and so it is.

    anyone else gone aggressively Arsenal-heavy and now having that post deadline remorse about it?

    come on Ozil and Wally (C)!

  19. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    What is the website for price changes? How does that work nowadays?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      We won't know until there have been a few price changes. Top secret stuff.

  20. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    EA confirm the inclusion of Fratton Park in Fifa 16 in honour of Simon Humber, nice touch.

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      A bunch of flowers behind the goal too, nice tribute.

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Nice

  21. So Troublesome
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Im ready

    Guzan
    Ivan Kosc Morgan
    Hazard Sinclair Cazorla Sterling
    Lambert Rooney Pelle

    Myhill Henderson Gomez Baker

    Good luck all.

    1. The Rhino
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Nice team. Good luck to you as well.

  22. Margarido
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Dier in midfield?!
    Depay can have a field day…

    He will probably play next to Bentlab more on the right side, exactly the same area where Depay feels more comfortable cutting inside and shooting.

    1. il Brutto
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Depay brace incoming.

  23. jayzico
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Well that was fun.

    Completely went against my word. Panicked and took out Kun(c) + Targett for Rooney + Ivan. Hmm

    1. The Train Driver
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      good move

      1. jayzico
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks dude. Gives me a wee boost of happiness there 😀

    2. So Troublesome
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      You made the right choice.

      1. jayzico
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Not SO troublesome... you just made my day. Might go and get a subway now. Cheers bro

  24. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Ayew talkin' to Mee?

    ...............Courtious
    ........Bellerin Huth Targett
    Hazard Sterling Walcott (c) Mane
    .....Rooney Benteke Wilson

    Hennessey Surman Gomez Coates

    1.0m in the bank for possible Wilson -> Sakho

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Stunning, just stunning.

      😎

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Ps... You have exact same keepers, midfield and forward line as me 🙂

        1. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Double 😎 😎

          1. Evs
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 9 months ago

            Indeed 😎

      2. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        😎

    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Like it. Lovely midfield.

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers 🙂

    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Quality

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Ta 🙂

    4. Rambo Motin
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Bellerin and Targett, thats trouble waiting to happen

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Yes but Bellerin is more fun than Merte and Targett is an enabler 🙂

    5. il Brutto
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Looks good very similar to mine.

      ..............Hennessey
      .....Koscielny Kolarov Huth
      Hazard Streling Walcott Depay
      .....Rooney Benteke Wilson

      Myhill Targett Coates Westwood

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Good luck then 🙂

        1. il Brutto
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Same to you 🙂

      2. il Brutto
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        I was on Mane for ages just recently changed to Depay and downgraded Muniesa to Targett.

    6. Danno - Emre Canada
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Nice! Where's your Liverpool though? Head over heart? Targett may not start but no dramas eh

  25. davies
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Final team:

    Ruddy - Rudd
    Azpilicueta - Bellerin - Cedric - Huth - Coates
    Hazard - Walcott - Sterling - Chadli - Fletcher
    Rooney - Pelle - Sakho

    Thoughts?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Terrible. Unlucky.

    2. The Rhino
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Pretty good. I like the Chadli pick.

  26. Siva Mohan
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    The game is being updated.

    The game is currently being updated. Please try again later when the updated scores / teams will be available.

    1. POLSKA GOLA
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah! You've got to love that message come GW1 and hate afterwards.

  27. sminkypinky
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Imo your best post ever Mark. Mainly because that's my life. Minus the cats and the kids are a wee bit order already. Still i find myself juggling sleep, the kids hobbies and even my teaching duties while organizing my fantasy premier team. Takes a lot. Gives even more.

    Love it.

    Enjoy the season every one!

    1. sylvanshine
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Posts like this makes me sad, that we have no separate comment section for suck articles. It is an amazing write and i can relate so much.

  28. The Train Driver
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    fpl back

  29. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    @SpursOfficial: TEAM NEWS: Danny Rose misses out today with a slight quad injury suffered in training. #COYS

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      injury prone

  30. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Think I'm going to join a few random YouTubers prize leagues. Don't watch any of them, but some should be an easy win.

    1. Dormer
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Like who?