Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. jam sandwich
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Hazard (c) Wally (v), please don't be the wrong way round

    1. Peggi
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      please be the wrong way around

      i have Wally C Hazard VC

    2. hixen
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Well I did Wally (c) and Hazard (v)

  2. hixen
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    No Rose, not even on the bench.

    1. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Injured in training apparently.

      1. hixen
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        "Injuried" or injuried? Didn't Che make a offer some weeks ago?

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      injured

      1. turd ferguson
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        hi

    3. JÆKS ⭐
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Had an appointment to change his hair color again

    4. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      On his way to Chelsea 😀

  3. Gorgles
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Am I the only one who has Hibberts?

    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      You can get cream for that

      1. Holy See
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        😀

      2. Bolt-on
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Hahahaha!!!

    2. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Is that a disease?

  4. turd ferguson
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    bloody low budget FPL server

    1. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      3m+ users on the server isn't a budget one 😉

  5. super zlatan
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck everyone

    1. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      good luck to you too

  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Updated

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      false alarm

    2. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Hmm not for me.

  7. Les Bleus
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    FPL toying with us.

  8. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Belgian teammates Alderweireld and Vertonghen starting at CB.

    Only difference is they play at RB and LB for Belgium. 😆

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Denayer - Kompany would be nice too @City 😀

      1. GuyIncognito
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Denayer is going to be a massive bandwagon once Pellegrini figures out that he is one of their best centre backs.

  9. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    With Dembele, Dier, and Bentaleb all starting, who will be playing in the double pivot and who will be higher up the pitch?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dembele surely?

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dembele right, Dier and Bentaleb CM.

    3. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dembele higher

    4. Ridgewell's scores
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      That team's a mess.

      1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        it is a joke of a team. we going to get slaughtered

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      As a spurs fan Dembele 100%

    6. Gunners n' Roses
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Die and Bentaleb in the double pivot, I should imagine?

    7. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Only Dembele has experience of playing at CAM from that lot.

    8. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Thanks guys

    9. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dier Bentelab, Dembele behind Striker I think, Eriksen replace Lamela on right flank.

  10. kysersosa
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I rolled the dice.........No Hazard!

    Schmeicel
    Cedric, Monreal, Azp
    Ozil, (Walcott) as captain, Mane and Fabs
    Rooney, Kane and Wilson

    ! Fortune favours the bold!

    1. Huddersfield
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Monreal 😀

    2. Kane Toads
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Who Dares Win !

  11. Egg noodle
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Stop refreshing. Let the website breathe!

    1. Jay_
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Lol

    2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      lol@people like me who were looking for "Depay" on the teamsheets... 🙁

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        That the price Depay

      2. Mr. Grv
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        LOL

      3. Woy of the Wovers
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Teamsheets all racist.

      4. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        I even tried a last second transfer... I felt such dread when I saw "updating"

      5. PompeyUpNorth!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        If I'm being honest I panicked thinking he wasn't playing!!

    3. The Raging Bull
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      scenes on here tomorrow if Wally is benched!

      1. Heydudes13
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        My vice-captain, wouldn't be sure to be disappointed or a bit joyful...

      2. super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        I would be a raging bull if that happens.

      3. PompeyUpNorth!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Last min change to Rooney for me

    4. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      FPL BACK

      Still updating though...

    5. Overlordleo
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Started with Wally (C) and Aguero, this can go either way.

    6. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      FFS down ?

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        updating...

    7. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Top 3 preambles of all time

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        😆

      2. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        DANIELLLLLLL

        1. JÆKS ⭐
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Where is he? Haven't seen him around lately

    8. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Chadli in the no 10 role?

    9. turd ferguson
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      i cant wait to see how bad my friends teams are

      1. Ridgewell's scores
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        This!

      2. AIRMILES
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        should be just a few mins now

    10. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Who plays at ST for Spurs if Kane gets injured, on they need two up top?
      Shocking squad depth.

      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Soldado. Just not today.

    11. thecule
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Pelle (C), Walcott (VC). This better pay off

      1. Heydudes13
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Wow ballsy

        1. thecule
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Worried that Walcott might play off the bench haha, plus Pelle's been in form and they play Newcastle...

    12. Saxe-Gotha
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Nice to see Pereira on the bench. Looks like a good talent.

    13. Alan The Llama
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Romero at the age of 28 has 170 club appearances. Someone like Hart (same age) has almost double that. Schmeichel (also 28) has around 100 more.

      Second string keeper.

      1. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Terrible keeper from what I have seen. Except one or two inspired performances for the national team.

    14. Wild Card this!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      C'mon FPL...need to use my WC

    15. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Dembele - I still remember his time at Fulham when he was a decent FPL pick.
      A winger at Spurs for this price can be lovely.

      1. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        He'll play at CAM, not on the wings though...

      2. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Maybe, but I can see eriksen number 10 and chadli and dembale flanking.

    16. mbrucie
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      United playing a 433 or 4231?

      1. Ridgewell's scores
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        4231

    17. Ziro Becomes One
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Didn't it use to update in 15 minutes? Servers crashed??

      1. Peggi
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        first GW of the season, I assume it takes longer

    18. edfiasco
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Ramsey (C) + No Wally.

      Nervous.

    19. Sir David White
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Anybody make a crazy last minute purchase and bring in someone you didn't consider at any point over the last 3 months?

        Welcome aboard Yaya!

        1. thecule
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          LMAO. I swapped out Depay for Sterling

          1. PompeyUpNorth!
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 9 months ago

            I tried to get rid of depay but didn't work!! Phew!!

            1. money face bandwagon
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 9 months ago

              2 pts incoming

        2. JÆKS ⭐
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Rutland, went with Cech until yesterday

        3. Huddersfield
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Welcome AJ for me , i didn't want to pick Ritchie in the Last minute

      • super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Loved the preamble Mark.

        1. AIRMILES
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          +1