Pogba and Maguire lead list of unexpected Gameweek 1 starters

Never was and never will be nailed

Yep, Lindelof not bad either. Darmian a bit ropey

could have been sent off for a scissor tackle showing studs

Never was in line to get any bonus points though. Wasn't in top five even when there was a clean sheet.

Red card liability, too.

It's a joke pal.

Anyone know his ID?

This one needs an explanation.

I couldn’t eat both I don’t think

Me too

with a side of hot pepper sauce

I’d like a nice Bavies and Eriksen sandwich, yummy.

Yes. Confirmed.

Young to RB. Shaw stays at LB

very possible that Young takes the right back if Darmian leaves

Young should come in for Darmian. United's right side was shocking with Darmian and Mata.

Shaw keeps his place if he keeps playing like this. We all kept saying Jones was going to be benched last season but he kept on performing and, whatever else Jose is, he's not stupid.

Shaw played well

He will get dropped eventually but he is ok for now. I've got him in as a short term pick - although I'll be swapping him out when I see how other teams settle.

Just keep him until he is replaced
Lets hope he will have a great season and a bargain asset to have

you might end up with more points out of it yet

A boiling mad octopus, that's an animal I would love to stroke with my forehead.

It happens. 37 GWs to go mate.

Youve had 5 weeks to put them in

The site was dodgy before deadline anyway, so you won't have been the only frustrated one.

It’s cathartic to vent

No consolation I'm sure but at least you know your thinking was good. Best of luck for the rest of the weekend.

You had weeks to set your team up.
As Roy Keane said fail to prepare...prepare to fail.

Real hard luck when you've had so little time to set your team up for GW1

relax. DDG + 4m looked a good bet to start off with, and Mendy has 6 fantastic fixtures after his opener, all of which he is capable to get a clean sheet in and maybe even nick an assist

people are only considering getting in Shaw now because he scored, what makes him any more nailed/ a better pick now?

you should have forseen that.. being psychic and all

should have seen it coming

I was going to have Shaw and Pogba instead of Tony Adams and Stanley Matthews 🙁

Ironic that you failed to put your psychic powers to good use!

I know I've had weeks (well I haven't really, been in Italy with NO internet connection). But I was waiting for some close to kick off team news. http://www.mufclatest.com is very good - not quite in Anfield Express class, but nailed the MU starting line-up by 6pm,

and in all likelihood +0.2 price rise

beautiful isn't it?

Love to profit

How the H do you own Mata?

its the first game of the first gameweek. might be soup city yet

I like soup

congrats, great start!

Casual.

But you would still have the extra four points for the clean sheet same as the others. Plus an extra point for Mata.

Glad you didn’t get clean sheet? You are a special type of special ...WOW

One of those stupid haircuts though

Yes- looked excellent. But was subbed off early. One to watch

There are no points for that.

Yes, would love a poster of him above my bed

No they didn’t, it was 20 seconds late....

When he gets a 2nd.

Unlikely.

Mane's hatrick will get more than 5...

I held firm. No pun, I don't own Firmino but Mane. Hope he smashed it on Sunday...

Yeah a last minute switch from Mane to Sanchez too. Decent downgrade in Mid could bring in Auba or Laca up front from GW3.

Hopefully the 5 pts beats mahrez/eriksen too as have mane

Two goals for mane incoming, maybe 3

Why don't you wanna see Andy's team?

I couldn't believe what I was seeing

twice! when pogba took the pen and shaw scored

get a new chair then

Shaw was worth it, even for a GW or two. Cue the price rise from all the casuals.

DDG had to ruin a potential 15 pointer!

And again at the vardy goal tbh, visually Confusing

I was happy. Figured a 5m starter in a top 6 side was worth a flyer, now I’ll get a little cash out of it

Fantastic moment
Shaw was the planned transfer in GW3 but now he might nail his spot

Only a few can do it.

He was awful. Shocking performance.

He got better as the game wore on, but his first hour was poor really

Abysmal

Too selfless

Wasn't amazing but certainly wasn't as bad as most are making out either.

He's overrated, end of.

Schlong size in inches.

Length of manhood in inches

How many people you've slept with

Number of times in the top 10k

number of times you've been reported

Cheese slices

Current rank in the mini league

pogba will be 8.3 by then I reckon

Hazard too.

Don't sleep on arsenal

Me too! I'm at the spurs game tomorrow, but dont own anyone

Unfortunately I've got Kane

Weird seeing it written as 500k instead of 0.5m

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o/

All downhill from here.

\o/ Shaw and Mata ok?

Created like 4 goal scoring opportunities. Mata and Kaku...

Assist and he looks sharp. Would hold.

First assist was very questionable (I own him) but he should have had one with Lukaku. I think having Lukaku up there alongside him rather than Rashford will create more space for him as Lukaku is a better hold up player than Rashford

Depends. He looked a bit poor with his passing at times but from a fantasy perspective he set up some absolute clear chances. I have, I hold.

A bit sloppy, he'll get the hang of it. Also remember he played with Marcus "I don't understand you" Rashford for an hour.

Think he had Sanchez.

Yeah was good but livid with the flower pot standing in goal

if Stones had been we might have made a World Cup Final

he’s always going to get goals, with every increase in price though his value drops

That's his style. Runs after everything. Honestly it's refreshing to see at time. Most giving or easing up. Really rate him.

Big Sam...is that you?

+1. Dont think Lukaku would have reacted so fast.

A pattern is emerging

😀

He'll be delighted.