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FFS Hockey World Cup 2014 Pilot

The FFS UEFA group has been privileged to organize several team games for the benefit of the FFS community. You’ve experienced a variety of football-themed competitions ranging from the Transfer Window game to the Beach Soccer World Cup. For the first time in the history of Fantasy Football, we’re introducing a Fantasy Premier League (FPL)-based head-to-head cup, themed on a hockey competition. Could those involved please use the comment section in this article to discuss the tournament.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you – wait for it – FFS Hockey World Cup 2014.

Who is it for?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

Hockey? What the hell is going on? How does it work?

There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total goals in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the 11 players’ FPL scores in that Gameweek.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher goals scored wins the particular clash.

When does the tournament run?

The tournament runs from Gameweek 5 to Gameweek 12, according to the real Hockey World Cup format. However, there will be a friendly round in GW4.

Where can I find more details on this tournament?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

What’s unique about this tournament?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

Live Scorecast – Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the ICC and BSWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. More updates on this will follow.

This is how you can join a team – Introducing the Scouting Period

The scouting period for the teams runs until September 12th. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on September 13th.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of them have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

Let the scouting period begin!

Click here to go to the FFS UEFA Article

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  1. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I'm assuming you don't have to be from the naton to be on its team?

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    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      nation*

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Not at all, but it's nice to have some allegience

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      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        there's no Team USA that's why

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        1. Clam. ☘️
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          You're welcome to join the old ally, Eng-ger-land, if you'd like. Don't worry about nationalities, I'm Irish!

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          1. sinik
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            count me in

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    1. Blue Lion
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Be very afraid.

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      1. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Be very very afraid...

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        1. President John F. Keninnsie
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Be very very very afraid.....

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          1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Be very very very very afraid.......

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  3. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    soooo barring any injuries I'm set for next gameweek.. 1.4m itb, wc still intact

    ....................Begovic
    .......Ivanovic - Clyne - Moreno
    Sterling - Fabregas - Ramsey - Siggy
    .......Naismith - Costa - Rooney

    Gilks; Marney, Chambers, Hutton

    who do you feel is next up on the list of outs for GW5? probably Chambers unless Kosc gets/stays injured..also looking at Rooney > Aguero or Falcao but the former requires Chambers being downgraded

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    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      whoops wrong article

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  4. BeachBadger
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Will somebody tell poor Wellers that not everybody on the New Zealand team is from New Zealand. You're breaking his heart 😆 Also I think he should automatically take a slot from that team 😉

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    1. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Well I count at least 4 in the squad that are New Zealanders

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        again with the counting? 😉

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        1. The Shadow
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Notice how they can never make it past 4.

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            lol

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          2. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            😆

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          3. BeachBadger
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            😆

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  5. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    *Breaking news
    Team NZ are pleased to announce the signings of Mark Hunt and Ray Sefo as strength and conditioning coaches 👿
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPjmGNODnP0

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  6. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Quality show Sinik. I agree on the last series. I heard it's coming back?

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    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      maybe a movie? not sure tbh

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  7. Billy Baroo
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Hey DZ'ers!

    I've been struggling with what changes to make over the break, and want to be mindful of certain price increases/decreases. Considering price, shutout/attacking potential, would you rather keep Cahill or Debuchy? Ideally I'd like to move both out soon, but only want to pick one this week.

    I have 2 FTs and 1m ITB. Thinking of replacing with Moreno or Janmaat at this point. Team is as follows...

    Krul/Guzan
    Debuchy/Cahill/Caulker/Bruce/Dummett
    Sterling/Lamela/Ramsey/Siggy/Albrighton
    Jovetic/Rooney/Costa

    Thanks in advanced!

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  8. Trading Bear
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    South Korea

    You have 24 hours to accept / reject my wildcard approach.

    Failure to do so, will result in myself handing over Dokdo island to the New Zealand Squad.

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    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Never! Dokdo is Korea!

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        That never was about Dokdo just in case. Not your impending transfer request. Shadow is the man to sort that out

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      2. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Badger, I just noticed you emailed me, it was in my junk folder... sorry about that...

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        1. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Junk eh? :/ No worries mate.

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            I have no idea why it went straight to junk, everyone else's email went straight to my inbox 😯

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            1. BeachBadger
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              It happens. Best of luck anyways. You'll need it after Round 1 😉

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              1. President John F. Keninnsie
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                😉

                You too mate.

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      3. Trading Bear
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Nothing like a Dokdo threat to get the Koreans moving

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    2. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      This is why BSeoulBadger is on the team. He can explain to me what Dokdo is.

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆 God forbid it would have anything to do with fantasy footballing ability 😛

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      2. Trading Bear
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Its a small island thats claimed by both Korea and Japan, in circumstances not dissimilar to the Falkland Islands.

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        1. The Shadow
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          So you're good at geography, but the real test is how good are you at math?

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          1. Trading Bear
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            24 = 1,440 = 86,400

            There are as many seconds in one day as there are in my projected final total score for the current FPL season.

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      3. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Hope the fax machines in Seoul are functional. Just sent you something 😉

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  9. Your Mum Zohore
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    So anyone looking at their team and wondering "where the f*** did I go wrong?"

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    1. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      South Korea are...

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      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆

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      2. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆

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        1. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Don't worry. Thomass will fix all that

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          1. Zep
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Nothing a few edits can't fix... 😉

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            1. BeachBadger
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              😆

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            2. tw
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              😀

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      3. tw
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆

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  10. Blue Lion
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I got an offer from Thomass for joining Soth Korea. He said Mark and In Like Flynn are in the squad.
    I said "NEIN"!!
    NZ-DZ 😎

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    1. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Did he happen to say whether I was in the team? I'm starting to worry.

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Now tha you mentioned it. I think i recollect him saying that you are going to be sacked.

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You're in Thomass' squad too wether you like it or not 😆

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    3. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😎

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  11. the cromulent one
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ah, this is where the conversation is...

    I suppose there is no Canadian team since we are convinced that hockey is played on ice. We would be correct, btw.

    Despite the lack of ice, I would like to offer my services to whatever team might be interested. My rank so far is pretty good, and I'm determined to have more green arrows this season.

    Better to be a part of all this than to put up with weeks of cliques and inside jokes...

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    1. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I hear Thomass is hiring...

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      1. Clam. ☘️
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        You're welcome to join Eng-ger-land mate. Don't worry about cliques it's not about that. We're tryna get good banter and a team spirit between the FFS users. So if you're interested in Eng-ger-land email John Terry's Dog (manager) at: joaoterryscao@gmail.com

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        1. Greasy
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I emailed you

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  12. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    It might be time to introduce a new competition for all the Thomass teams to battle it out 😆

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    1. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They'll all play each other, and they'll all win by a point...

      We'll be no further forward...

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆

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  13. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Let's do this.

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    1. Venom Snake
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆
      I've been MIA today, what's new?!

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      1. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        My hat.

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        1. Venom Snake
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          It's a lovely hat I must say

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    2. tw
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

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  14. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ooh. Jonty joined Malaysia.

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    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Maybe I should make some money for Team NZ by brokering contracts for my Ex Senegoal players?

      The "who is who of FPL" are emailing me telling me they are looking for teams...

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      1. Arvin-ation
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Good op 😆

        We might have another spot if Zep becomes a non-playing manager, or the VC/C becomes a non playing Captain/VC.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Not true. I'm with Belgium. 😉

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          hmm...I wasn't referring to you,but just noticed your start to this season...

          😯

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Doesnt bother me. Yaya Toure aint up to much these days 😉

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  15. pundit of punts
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Team India is up for a friendly in gw 4.

    Any of the teams needing a reality check can mail our manager. 😎

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    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      how about with NZ...as they are ready 😛

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      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        We already have a friendly against Belgium 😀

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          What's this about Zep not being an active/playing member of our team?

          Let me know if we are one short.

          Might be able to b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ twist some arms.

          😉

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            He's got the option to be a playing or non-playing manager. I think he wants to be a playing manager...

            BUT if he chooses to be non-playing, then we can sign one more person and Zep's scores won't contribute to our team score.

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            1. Christina.
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              No problem, I emailed Zep(I don't have your mail)

              Just let me know, as I have connections in HIGH places...

              😉

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              1. President John F. Keninnsie
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Sweet, my email is innsie@hotmail.co.nz btw.

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                1. Christina.
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  mailed

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        2. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          then we will meet in the finals only then! 😉

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            😎

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          2. The Missing Link
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Bless your souls

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    2. The Missing Link
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Sorry no reality check needed

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      1. pundit of punts
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Your loss. 😉

        You could've done with some practice playing the big boys. 😀

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        1. The Missing Link
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          As champions we as big as they get. We dont have individual stars but as a unit its not even a contest 😎

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  16. Sunny 😎
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I have a suggestion. 1 substitution should be allowed each gameweek so that the subs also stay involved even if they are not in the starting 11

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      This is a GREAT idea!

      ENR???

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    2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      interesting...how would it work? 🙂

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      1. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Take lowest scorer in team out for highest score on bench?

        lol

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        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😆 this!!

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        2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😆

          😳

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        3. Sunny 😎
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          This. It would give a similar feel to one when a player comes of the bench to win the game for a team at the last minute.

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        4. Billy Gilmore
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😆

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          1. Arvin-ation
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Oi your grav looks sweet az bruu!

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            1. Billy Gilmore
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Thinks bru.

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    3. The Missing Link
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      May as well not pick.a starting team then

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      1. Sunny 😎
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        But 1 substitution is not too much and would keep the players left out of the starting 11 involved in the game till the last day.

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        1. The Missing Link
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          A couple guys each week will have taken big hits which only leaves 12 or 13 to pick from anyway. Think it should stay how it is and leaving big points on the bench would make the game more interesting

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Good idea but tend to agree with Missing Link. Besides, we have a Live Scorecast already developed based on current rules that will show live team scores as and when theyre updated on FPL.

            Something we'll consider in future cups though.

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            1. JT's Dog
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Didn't thomass try this on his own in last tourney

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      2. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        The sub should only be made on saturday night though. ..thus way even that involves a little bit of gamble as it does with all real life subs.

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        1. President John F. Keninnsie
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          +1

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        2. Sunny 😎
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I like this ^^^^^^

          Similar to UFPL

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        3. The Machine
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Saturday night or Sunday morning* one hour before the first game of Sunday could be the deadline

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        4. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          this

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        5. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          This +1

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        6. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          +1

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    4. Greasy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Any Countries need a player? :O

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      1. Greasy
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        My current rank is pretty meh(~150k) but I hope to bring that up with lots of green arrows in the coming weeks. Finished 11,700 last year which was my first year taking fpl seriously, hopefully too 10k this year... Well yeah, I will seriously join any team...

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        1. The Missing Link
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Email England, he should have a spot. I would if I had space

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          1. Greasy
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Thank you

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            1. Sunny 😎
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              And also mail Argentina. The manager is a really nice guy

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      2. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        South Korea Number 1. Okay?

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    5. Kip
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Just had a look at our team of pure awesomeness 😯

      All you western biatches should be sh*tting yourselves

      *East Side Is Da Best!*

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Haha top grav sir. Welcome to the imaginative side of FFS!

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        1. Venom Snake
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          There's a non-imaginative side? 😕

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      2. Arvin-ation
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Not even bru, you're gonna get smashed when you meet us Kiwis bru. Our team's sweet az.

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      3. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Have you changed the shirt colour, badge and manager yet ?!!!!

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    6. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Another comp. Another season. Yet we still find our Mail Me sensation, Thomass67 prominently featuring on the headlines.

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    7. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I've just got off the flight home after lengthy discussions with the South Korean team management earlier today.

      The talks were pretty intense, especially around a few key tactical points such as the merits of playing with a back 3. However, after a couple of beers I found the bag of pork scratchings, that inexplicably appears to be our captain, agreed with me more and we have come to a shared understanding.

      I am therefore delighted to confirm Shadow's earlier announcement that I have accepted the Vice Captain role.

      It is very exciting to have the opportunity to team up with Shadow and some of the other repatriated Solomon Islanders again. For those in the know, South Korea contains the nucleus of the squad that took the Beach Soccer World Cup by storm last year. The squad was built on a philosophy of mixing proven FPL quality history, willingness to actively participate and not being a twat and its this philosophy that we will look to take forward into the new tournament. We catapulted a number of FFS unknowns into FFS legends over a scintillating 6 weeks last time and I expect to do so again.

      Before I go on, I'd like to thank Innsie and team New Zealand on their kind offer to join the DeadZone team. I hope you understand that the lure of working with a master tactician like Shadow again was too great. Obviously as part of my role I now have to hate you all going forward which is tough as we had some good times in the deadzone but dems the breaks.

      For those already in our squad I look forward to getting to know you better at our first training camp. I am sure we have what it takes to go far in this tournament

      And for those who are newer to these boards and don't yet have a team my message is you don't have to be an establish ego to be on a winning team. If you meet our team philosophy then we have some places set aside to bring on board new talent. Email shadow ffs.shadow@aol.com and we will consider your application.

      For those we play against on the way to victory, may the best team win. For we are South Korea.

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      1. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        *takes a leak on South Korean soil*

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      2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        its on like donkey kong!

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      3. The Missing Link
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        How does it feel to have Thomass as your superior? 😀

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      4. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Bring your A-game Zan. Team NZ will be doing all they can to make you regret your decision 😉

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I hope I wasn't the one taking his place when he turned NZ management down....

          *empty feeling

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            You should go over to the dark side. Sporting's watching this space for sho.

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          2. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Don't be silly Tina... You were among the first few names mentioned on myself and Zep's wishlist 😎

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            1. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              That's what you said to everyone 😉

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              1. President John F. Keninnsie
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                😆

                First time I've said that actually, ENR 😀

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      5. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        'After a few beers thw pork scratchings agreed with you more and more'
        Did you eat our captain?

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        1. Amateur Pundit Zan
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I replaced him with a bowl of kimchi. I was hoping shadow would not notice.

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          1. BeachBadger
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Probably more fitting. But is the kimchi as tactically astute as the pork scratchings?

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    8. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Good morning.
      I am delighted that I have been accepted into Team Belgium.
      The pungent odour of Old Fart in the dressing room was a big selling feature.

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    9. Koflok
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      It seems like the contract offer I got from Oranje has been revoked after I signed it.

      Now I'm stuck like Valdes.

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      1. The Missing Link
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        What? 😀

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        1. Koflok
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😉

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      2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Sad. SadSadSad

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        1. Koflok
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Sadder than Bojan

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          1. Koflok
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            but no as sad as Troy leaving..

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      3. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Team NZ would never do that...

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        1. Koflok
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I probably shouldn't have go Zen mode and try to bring balance since it was emptier there then.

          Especially when the NZ captain is a Bojan fan 😎

          I heard Thomass is recruiting, where is he?

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            The NZ captain is a Bojan fan?! That's news to me... 😉

            I don't think anyone knows where Thomass is, you may find him hanging out around the spreadsheet though 😉

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            1. Koflok
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              That was the first place I looked. Couldn't find anything wrong so I guess maybe he's not there

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          2. Venom Snake
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Talking to himself in front of a mirror

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            1. BeachBadger
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              😆

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            2. Koflok
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Well that's interesting

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      4. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Disgusting....

        Drop Ellipsis a line.
        We grow potatoes in Patagonia....and you get to eat steak, drink wine, and throw bog-rolls....

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        1. Koflok
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          So you're saying.. there's more of my kind growing it Patagonia??????

          jizzea

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      5. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Well, Koflok. Things have been weird, too many choices around.
        I still wish I can somehow find a place for you on the team, even if that means I'll be a non-playing manager.

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        1. The Missing Link
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Heartless leaders these days 😀

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        2. Koflok
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          NW Saniul

          😉

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      6. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Keep your cool and join the Land of the Morning Calm 😉

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        1. Koflok
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Dae han min guk?

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          1. BeachBadger
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            대한민국 Dae Han Min Guk, also known as the Republic of the Korea. Korea Fighting!

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            1. Koflok
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Well I am half korean might as well contact Shadow.

              Since I can't find thomass in the spreadsheet.

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              1. BeachBadger
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Thats probably a good thing 😉

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    10. Won't sleep till after…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Hi all,

      Can I get a quick opinion? Does Eriksen/Jovetic out for Sterling/Welbeck in seem like a wise move? Going to have to take a -4 hit but keen to do it asap as if I wait another week I fear I won't be able to afford it. Sterling's price continues to rise even before England play twice this week.

      Thoughts?

      Thanks in advance.

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    11. suarez295
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      any teams need a player?

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    12. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Ive tried my hand at knitting....

      😕

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      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😕

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          yes, Zep is better with the needles...

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      2. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Looks like you've turned Russian

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          🙁

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        2. President John F. Keninnsie
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          My first thought too 😆

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        3. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😆

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        4. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😀

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      3. Billy Gilmore
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        What the feck is that stain on your head?

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I went for a bleach...

          I want to look like you.

          😥

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          1. Venom Snake
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Lol I'm cracking up deadset

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            1. Christina.
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              So you bleached your crack?

              😕

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              1. Venom Snake
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                😯

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          2. Billy Gilmore
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Jeez you been looking at the nude pictures...?

            https://mlpchan.net/anon/src/1404021083137.jpg

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    13. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Team Oranje is happy to announce their 14th signing, Roscola, a moderator on the site and a really pleasant poster. Brings familarity and quality in the team, that's like hitting two birds with one stone. 😉

      Now, looks like that's done for Team Oranje. The 15th spot is reserved for ENR, so I'll put that spot up for grabs ONLY if ENR says no.

      Team presser to arrive in a few hours. 😉

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      1. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Bunnies are only good for sex.

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        1. Saniul
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Hickey World Cup?

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          1. Christina.
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Ho(c)key Pokey WC

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            1. Colonel Wasabi
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Did you spill toothpaste on your grav this morning ?! 🙂

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              1. Saniul
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Or something else. 😉

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                1. Elniñorules
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  Ewwwwww 😆

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      2. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Good signing. I hope for your sake he can replicate his World Cup Fantasy form... Rosco was a very valuable member of Team Chile.

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        1. Saniul
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          So, I remember.
          You were on my first list, too. Shame Zep snapped you up during a DZ. :/

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            I actually accepted a managerial role, but the lure of working with Zep was too strong 🙂

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            1. Saniul
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Looks like yours will be the team to beat in the group stages. 😉

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              1. President John F. Keninnsie
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Looking forward to our matchup 😀

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      3. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Whoa, great coup

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      4. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Great signing.

        I feel a repeat of the 1978 final coming on...........

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        1. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          * throws bog-roll and starts to grow moustache

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      5. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Terrific signing, Saniul 🙂

        Another comp. Another fantastic squad you've developed.

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        1. Saniul
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Could we talk about the 15th spot? 😉

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Hahaha, same as I told you yest Saniul. I would give it to Koflok man. He deserves it. 🙂

            I can confirm Salma's engaged in advanced discussion with another team too and that offer is rather tempting as well.

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            1. Saniul
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Well, just not Koflok, there are 3 or 4 others who are deserving of that post.
              But you can't have 'em all, can you?

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            2. Koflok
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Hey nah ENR I'm flying to other side of the spud world right now.

              Was just playing 😉

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    14. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Tina, what the feck are you doing?

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      1. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Being a spud.

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        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Obviously mashed.

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          1. Koflok
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            I am offended

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            1. 4vets
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              You must be half baked.

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              1. Koflok
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                I am always baked

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                1. 4vets
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  🙂

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              2. A Defender's Nightmare
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Hello Captain. 🙂

                I see just 1 empty place left. Swift business.

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                1. 4vets
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  We're waiting on a final acceptance from one player and then we will be complete 🙂

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    15. Djerbil
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I saw that there was a post in there to involve a bench player by sub process..

      I play a squad game via a Facebook Group where they have something called "Saviour Card" which needs to be activated before the start of a GW where the Lowest scorer in Team is replaced with Highest Scorer on bench , they only allow 3 of those through 38 weeks

      We could have something similar where we allow 1 Saviour Card to all the Teams in group Stages and 1 Xtra to the teams that qualify for the K/O which could be used in either the S/F or the Final.

      The fact that it needs to be activated before the GW removes any discrepancy , and makes it random

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      1. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Well, it is a brilliant idea, but as ENR said, the live scorecard simulator has already been created according to the designated rules.

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        1. Djerbil
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          no probs , just putting ideas across , but I understand they can only be integrated if they are feasible

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    16. The Missing Link
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      We have the easy group this time 😎

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    17. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Team Belgium would like to announce the confirmed friendly match with New Zealand for GW4.

      We thank our Kiwi friends for accepting this chance to give both our teams a hard but fair run out before the competition proper gets under way.

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      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Looking forward to it.

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        1. Djerbil
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          will all your squad perform the Haka through Webchat before every match??

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Ooooh... I'll have to discuss that with Zep 😉

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          2. 4vets
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Haha... that would be some feat 🙂

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        2. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Innsie comes down with a 'niggle' before international friendly

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            That may be the case if i take a 'hit' 😛

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            1. BeachBadger
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              😆

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      2. A Defender's Nightmare
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Not friendly at all. 😉

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        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Now, now... we are always polite and friendly with our opposition, no matter what we may think of them really 😉

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