Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Lyonnais
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    A Walcott, Özil, Ritchie, Pelle
    B Walcott, Sterling, Mane, Wilson

    1. Hansel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      b

    2. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      A looks better.

    3. Bubz
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      B

    4. Cesc's old mullet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      A is more balanced, but I'd be wary of doubling up on Arsenal attack.

      So B

    5. Lyonnais
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      thanks for your replies !

  2. Fernando Torres
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Who to play

    A) Huth
    B) Francis...

  3. edfiasco
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck everybody.

  4. Djerbil
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    General Community Qns :

    GW 1 formation you are playing??

    A) 3-4-3
    B) 3-5-2
    C) 4-3-3
    D) 4-4-2
    E) All out Attack

  5. Ibralicious
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    A) Benteke-Chadli
    or
    B) Sakho-Ozil

    1. Hansel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      a

      1. Ibralicious
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers

    2. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      a

  6. liquidfootball
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Schmeichel - Hennessy

    Cedric - Bellerin - Shaw - Azpi - S.Taylor

    Depay - Hazard - Ozil - Mane - Wanyama

    Benteke - Rooney - Deeney

    Anyone have any las minute changes they would recommend

    1. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      none

    2. Cesc's old mullet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      nope good to go

  7. Hansel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Oxford or Saylor?

    1. Braydos
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Saylor

      1. Hansel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        ta

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Burke

    3. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      saylor

  8. Niemi
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Wilson/Deeney/Defoe/Ighalo/Jerome?

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Wilson

  9. Fred54
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    BTW, I just realised when I play my WC in a few GWs, I've got to do this whole process again!

    1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      No because by then there'll be less uncertainty about the players

  10. Cesc's old mullet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Just did Özil + Pellè to Mané + Benteke.

    Didn't want to double up on Arsenal attack since I already have Walcott.

    Please somebody tell me I didn't make a huge mistake..

  11. ElliotJHP
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Koscielny or Bellerin?

    1. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      kos nailed bellerin not

    2. Flynniesta
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Bellerin, because I don't have the funds for Kosc

  12. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Hello, all. Good luck!

    My XV to go are.
    Butland, McCarthy,
    Azpilicueta, Mertesacker, Williams, Huth, Coates,
    Hazard, Walcott, *Ozil, Chadli, Behrami,
    Rooney, Benteke, *Sakho.

    Good to go? I was if I should do Ozil to Sterling and downgrade Benteke to Pelle, or Sakho to Defoe.

    1. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      tekkers to pelle

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Do you think starting with one goalie is risky ? I am considering starting with Rudd Ruddy but not sure . Apart from that I think this is a strong team . Good luck Saniul ? ,

    3. HVT
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Looks good to me Tekkers has Bourne next week

    4. Cesc's old mullet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I just did Pellè to Benteke myself (see above)

      My thinking was that with Mané, I would get Saints coverage. Although this doesn't apply to your team as you don't have Mané or Pellè.

      I think that given their opening fixtures and their pre-season form, one of them should be in your team

    5. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers to all of you. 🙂

  13. Ronhaar2693
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Final 3 things to decide

    A - Mane/Grabban(4.5m)
    B - Tadic and Deeney

    Dont have Pelle so my only Soton coverage and have Ritchie so cant have Wilson

    Pls urgent comments needed

  14. Arsenal@Gunners
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Huth(sun)
    Martin(cry)
    Cedric(new)
    Coates(lei)

    Just one not to play

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Bench Martin.

  15. Goaldigger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Its impressive what you've done mark. Kudos.

    Good preamble as always.

  16. Kerz
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Mark is a great writer! These Preambles are always cracking.

  17. Taffer
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Where is this Simon March BBC interview?

    1. Mclean as a Whistle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      5 Live.

    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02z1zj4
      about an hour in

  18. Mclean as a Whistle
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Need a Kane replacement. Not hot on Tekkers.

    Help??

    1. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      pelle

    2. jackb
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Whats wrong with Kane like

    3. Belsunz
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Keep Kane surely

  19. Caleb's Kitties
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    1. Ivan merte or 2. Azpi kosc + 0.5
    A. Azpi mane wilson or B. Cedric chadli pelle?
    Thanks !

  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    1. deeney and mane
    2. ritchie and sakho

    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      2

    2. Cesc's old mullet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      2

  21. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck to everyone who has the same players as me, which doesn't seem to be many. No Chelsea ftw! 😀

    1. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      gl

  22. 4vets
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Anticipation....

  23. HVT
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    @Mark I'd worry about that new arrival(congrats btw!) if she's on 9 feeds a day, seems a lot!
    😉
    Best of luck Mark.

  24. HNI
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Final Thoughts?

    Butland / Ruddy
    Azpi / Koscieny / Huth / Francis / Coates
    Fabregas / Mane / Walcott / Ozil / Ritchie
    Benteke / Rooney / Deeney

    0.5 million bank
    Kindly just rate team out of 10

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      8/10

  25. Yaw9
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    A - Sterling + Chamberlain

    or

    B - Walcott + Ki

    1. AlissonWunderland
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      B

  26. AlissonWunderland
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Having doubts about my team , no city players and cheap midfield , help me im shaking

  27. Feeling_blue
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Who to bench? Francis, Sakho or Sinclair?

    1. A-VB
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Francis..

  28. Cesc, Drogs & Rock and …
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Loved the preamble, Mark. Great start to the season 🙂

    Best of luck, one and all.

  29. A-VB
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    RMT Please..

    Schmeichel - Schwarzer
    Azpilicueta - Cedric - Colocinni - Coates - Francis
    Hazard - Ozil - Mane - Mahrez - Bentaleb
    Rooney - Aguero - Wilson

  30. SILENTWAR
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    A) Azpi + Fletcher

    B) Clyne/Mert + Sinclair