Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. James LeBron
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Ready to go?

    Ruddy (Rudd)

    Azpilicueta - Mertesaker - Cedric - (O'Shea - Richards)

    Hazard - Walcott - Mane - Ritchie (Bentelab)

    Rooney - Kane - Sakho

    With 0.5 Left

    1. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      It looks good indeed.

      1. NATSTER
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        I might go with Benteke since first day, instead of Kane.

    2. Del Griffith
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      yes looks great

    3. DVassell
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      spend op the 0.5

      Rudd>Butland

    4. LMNO
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      thats my team!! except keepers

  2. PogChamp
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    There is going to be 1m Hazard captainers per GW.

  3. NATSTER
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Is it necessary to have all 5 playing DFs?

    A: Wilson + Cedric + 4.0
    B: Wilson + Coates + Francis

    I'm leaning to A. Who is best for 4.0m?

  4. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    What's the consensus on Mahrez?

    1. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      That Redmond is a better option

      1. Tshelby
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        +1

      2. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Don't think he's nailed.

    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Very hot or cold!

    3. Jones Town
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I would like him but can't seem to fit him in - fancy Ritchie more

    4. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      good value

    5. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Meh.

    6. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I like him, gambling. Ranieri is my only concern...

    7. hillsnick116
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      will score gw1

    8. hillsnick116
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      good shot volume, playing in hole, good preseason/end of last season form, good fixtures, good creativity stats

  5. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    one comment has caused 3 hours of restless tinkering,it was "if youre not captaining hazard don't pick him" well pig has got the handband and ive still got hazard ,bot omg gentlemen be careful what you preach ,good luck all.....

    1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      its true though, 11.5 is a lot tied up in someone you're not captaining.

    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      meh, you're in the driving seat

    3. SweeSwee
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Terrible logic.

      Captain the player you think will score most, not the most expensive one.

  6. Just_Ty
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    A. Cedric / Kosc / Wally
    B. Azpi / Merte / Cazorla

    1. Elwood
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A

  7. Brian (Not the Messiah)
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    a) Depay
    b) Cazorla

  8. Viper
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    *RP.

    A. Ozil & Sigurdsson

    OR

    B. Walcott & Chadli

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      b for potential explosiveness

  9. TSILIKAFENEIAKOS
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Last minute :

    A. Deeney or Wilson?

    1. alfast1c
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A

    2. Hansel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      wilson

    3. Rhys85
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Wilson

    4. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Wilson

  10. Tatty Bojangles
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    a) Mert and Sterling
    b) Kosc and Ozil

    Already have Walcott.

    1. Elwood
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A

      1. Evasivo
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        A

    2. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A

    3. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Leaning to A.

      1. Tatty Bojangles
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers guys, appreciate it at this busy time.

  11. alfast1c
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    2 fast questions plz?

    A) Ruddy/Rudd
    or
    B) Schm/Schw

    and

    A) Morgan
    or
    B) Huth

    1. Elwood
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      B
      &
      B

    2. Jimbo123
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      AB

    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A

      B

    4. Tex
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A

      B

  12. Hansel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Is Westwood on set pieces?

  13. Sepp Blattered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Pelle or Lukaku for 1 week? Already got Mane

  14. Elwood
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Sterling and Bentekke
    or
    Rooney and Richie?

    1. Hansel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      latter

  15. Jimbo123
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Coates (got Panti) or Joe Gomez?

  16. Jones Town
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    My team comes down to this - which do you prefer?

    A)
    Butland - Ruddy
    Mert - Cedric - Huth - Coates - Francis
    Haz - Sterling - Ozil - MILNER - RITCHIE
    Rooney - PELLE - SAKHO

    B)
    Butland - Ruddy
    Mert - Cedric - Huth - Coates - Francis
    Haz - Sterling - Ozil - MANE - 4.5
    Rooney - BENTEKE - SAKHO

    C)
    Butland - Ruddy
    Mert - Cedric - Huth - Coates - Francis
    Haz - Sterling - Ozil - RITCHIE - 5.0
    Rooney - BENTEKE - PELLE

    Thanks 🙂

    1. cheeky_ash
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      B

    2. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A

  17. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    I picked Sterling over Walcott. Someone reassure me please

    1. Gooner Kebab
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      DOnt do it

    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Don't do it. Not yet!!

      1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Why? I'm already going to cause myself problems reshuffling to get Aguero

    3. Jones Town
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I'm going Sterling and might captain him, if that helps

    4. DVassell
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Fixtures and form= go back to Walcott

    5. jayzico
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Sterling my captain too 😉

    6. Royal5
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Sterling FTW

    7. wanVwan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah go for it! I take it you have other Arsenal cover in midfield!

    8. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Wally is the better pick.

    9. jackb
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Just dont do it

  18. Jebiga
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    repost

    myhill
    azpili, morgan, coates
    fabregas, chadli, tadic, walcott vc
    aguero, rooney c, benteke

    sub: hennessey, saylor, baker, wanayama

    1. Azpi and Baker
    or
    2. Mertesacker and Francis/4.5

  19. El Reagano
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Guys I've been away from the game this whole year. Could someone please post the article link relating to change in BPS and other rules in the game?

    1. Jimbo123
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Lol nothing like a bit of last min planning

      1. El Reagano
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Yep never been this unprepared 😀

    2. Gooner Kebab
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      oh dear

  20. Venom Snake
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Is Mert nailed? Currently on Skrtel

    Shaw, maybe Darmian?

    1. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      100%. More so than Kos in my opinion. The Kos bandwagon on this site is out of control. It's only because he's more expensive, and for no good reason.

  21. SweeSwee
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Rooney captainers:

    Not concerned that it's the early kickoff?

    It will probably ruin your entire weekend if he blanks.

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      My exact worry...

      Stick or twist to Walcott/Mane?

      1. Jason M
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Mane captain here!

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Make it nice and relaxing if he gets a hattrick.

    3. PainInDiaz
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      It can't only get better after that, so...

      1. PainInDiaz
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        can*

  22. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    How many minute till the deadline?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      28

      1. Gooner Kebab
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        1145am?

      2. maff
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        more, it:s 11:45

        not sure I like these new deadlines. going to be some scrambling around if teams leak out a minute or two before the cut off

      3. Jones Town
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        41

      4. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        LOL bemba...it's 11.45 deadline

    2. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Cheers guys.

  23. sionred
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Can't decide which of my cheap options to start, Scott Sinclair or Jermaine Defoe?
    Pls help!

    1. Viper
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Sinclair

      Could be a very open game

  24. che
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Repost
    Any comments please:
    http://imgur.com/hNU8JXW

    1. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Don't like the midfield at all.

      1. che
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Solid, no enablers. Ritchie rotates with Deeney GW1-8 so can play 3-5-2 and 3-4-3.

  25. givememore
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    A: Cedric + 4 m ( tell me who pls ? )
    B: two 4.5 m defenders ( tell me who again )

    Help pls ?

    1. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Francis (Bournmouth) and Huth (Leicester).

    2. Tex
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A
      Cedric. 4m defenders are a risk. Steven Taylor from Newcastle might be best bet, or Matt Target from Southampton. But both are in risk of falling to the bench once others in their teams are fit. But Cedric ought to be a guy you can play every week

      For two 4.5m defenders I prefer a Norwich, Bournemouth or Leicester guy. So Huth, Russell Martin, Mings or Francis in my opinion

    3. jackb
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Cedric and Taylor

  26. luminomusic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    RMT Please

    Schmeichel

    Azpi / Targett / Kosc

    Depay / Walcott / Hazard (c) / Willian

    Rooney / Benteke / Pelle

    subs: Hennesey / Baker / Wanyama / S.Taylor

    1. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Surely there's a better option than Willian?

    2. The Banter Panther
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I like Willian, toss up between him and chadli

  27. FC Tinker
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Aguero yellow flag will prevent price rises before GW2?

    I'm counting on a 2 step transfer to get him in and I'd hate a 0.1 price rise.

    1. Tex
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I'm sure red flag would stop his price rising / falling. Yellow it should still be possible to change in price before week 2

      That said, next fixture v Chelsea and his price meaning nearly everyone has to make 2 changes to get near him has me thinking he's very unlikely to rise in next week

  28. Cassius Clay
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    My final question

    A) Chaadi
    B) Hendo
    C) Milner

    Whom to select for the season ahead?

    1. Venom Snake
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      C

    2. Dynamic Duos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Hendo

    3. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      B

  29. Fernando Torres
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Who to play

    A) Huth
    B) Francis

    !

    1. Go Loons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      A for me.

    2. Jason M
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I have both in starting XI. Going for a captain punt of Mane away at Newc. Brave, stupid or clever?

    3. The Invincibles
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I have both, I'm going Francis.

  30. Del Griffith
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    I have 8 players playing at home and 3 away, hopefully well set for a decent score

    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      and 27 points next week

      1. Del Griffith
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        lol