Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 16

Football managers rarely dig out their players. The very best will preach that you should divert the blame and pressure from your squad, projecting it back onto yourself.

Forget that.

Harry Kane needs to get his finger out and, if my season dips into obscurity and averageness, it will be all his fault, not mine.

Quite simply, if I’m paying a small fortune for a player, I need to be able to depend on him. And that means trusting him with the captaincy to maximise his points.

Kane should be the least of my worries. He should be my “fire and forget” player: get him in, captain him and reserve the dilemmas and tinkering with the cheaper options elsewhere.

Instead, come Saturday morning, the Spurs striker is so often causing consternation. I’m not sure I can go on paying all those millions to tolerate uncertainty and frustration.

However, it’s against all my better judgement to get rid.

As I’ve mentioned earlier in the week, I like to cling to big players and build around them. I also put great stock – perhaps too much – in statistics, often turning to numbers to guide decisions.

Kane emphatically ticks both boxes.

But how long can I go on being an apologist for his erratic scoring and inexplicable Wembley struggles?

The Double Gameweek announcement at least makes it certain that, if we do part ways, Kane will eventually return to the fold. So his departure will be a temporary arrangement, perhaps a brief nibble of the greener grass on the other side.

My previous dalliance proved a disaster. A post-Wildcard flirtation with Alexandre Lacazette was punished as Kane fetched his first goals and a big score at Everton. Fingers burnt, perhaps that’s why I’ve stayed loyal to this point.

He can still save himself. Kane’s fate is in his own hands.

He will wear my armband against Stoke today and, if he can edge towards a double-figure score, then exit plans will be torn up. It won’t take much to convince me to sit tight; I might even accept an assist and some more of those distracting shot statistics.

It would be easy to pin the blame on one player should my season fade out with a whimper. Instead, I could have the balls to sell Kane and spread the funds across the squad, perhaps do some proper Fantasy Football management.

But I’m old school. I pay a premium on big players so I can be left to concentrate my efforts on those hefty 4.5 defender decisions.

I’m looking to Kane to make my life easy, and that needs to start today.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. melvinmbabazi
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Benched Sterling, Wish me luck!!! 🙂

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      No. 😀

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        This

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          😆

  2. Cok3y5murf
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Lots of Kane captainers, I see.

    Nice green arrow for me tonight then 😎

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Turn your monitor the right way up and adjust the colour settings.

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Sideways blue arrow?

      2. Over Midwicket
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Looool

    2. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Probably. Just feel a proper rest will serve Spurs well. Poch has been too stubborn IMO. All the other top 6 rotate and rest. Spurs have not.

  3. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Full house in Chelsea game... off to a good start... points predictions?

    Christensen 6
    Hazard 13
    Morata 9

    1. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      15
      9
      6

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        I would rather this - a nice 15 pointer & treble Christensen price rise for the old TV boost!

    2. Digital-Real
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      So you got Hazard in i see? 😉

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Sure did!

    3. SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWE
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      2
      6
      8

    4. Wild Card this!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      1
      5
      6

  4. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Merry Christmas everyone 🙂

    1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Happy Baby Jesus

      1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        🙂

      2. Fred54
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Stop making Xmas all about religion.

        1. XabiAlonso
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          😆

    2. Fitzy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      You've got eggnog on your face.

      1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        😆

  5. HurriKane
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Lol @ Kane captainers. In advance. You guys never learn 😉

    1. Over Midwicket
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      It's hilarious

    2. XabiAlonso
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Thanks mr Kane

    3. Cok3y5murf
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      But your name tho

    4. RAFA THE GAFFA
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Traitor!! 🙂

      1. HurriKane
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        can you blame me. he's betrayed me this season. just see the below stat. damnn

        1. HurriKane
          • 11 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          Harry Kane captain 7 times = 58 points (average 8.3 points)

          Lukaku(3) + Aguero(1) captained 4 times = 72 points (average 18 points)..

          1. Sims
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 4 months ago

            i think people blaming kane for not doing well is a bit OTT. theyve probably picked a lot of wrong players in other positions

    5. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Probably. Just feel a proper rest will serve Spurs well. Poch has been too stubborn IMO. All the other top 6 rotate and rest. Spurs have not.

      Only owned Kane for three GWs this season. Captained him all three times - a blank, haul against Liverpool and today.

    6. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I bet you've really captained him & you're trying the old triple-reverse-merk to trick the universe into making him haul today.

      1. HurriKane
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        nope had enough of his captiency failiures.

        cheering for azaaaar today

    7. GE
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Lol at you when he gets s brace

      1. RamaJama
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        This

      2. HurriKane
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        *leg brace ?

  6. Qaiss
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Any fellow Sanchez cappers?..... Anyone?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      He's suspended.

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Just Mark.

    3. J ⚒ Gimme ur Mané
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      No, but I'm jealous you have him!

  7. Sims
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Adrian starting is great. hopefully he keeps that spot for the DGW. west ham might start keeping a cleanie or two now.

    easy switch from elliot if u have a playing 2nd keeper

    1. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      How much is Adrian?

      1. Sims
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        4.3

        1. Gregor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          Cheers.

  8. jia you
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Nice one Mark! It's so Kane's fault that I'm at 1.7m hehe 😉
    I think there is a real lack of options up top with Lukaku off the boil. I wonder could 451 be a viable formation if Kane continues to underperform?

    1. Qaiss
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Morata is the value for money striker imo.

      1. jia you
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        true, the only real standout pick atm.

    2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Benteke & Firmino are both one big haul away from being viable options if Kane happened to blank

      1. jia you
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Benteke haha, stop smoking that funny stuff 😉

    3. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Kane hasn't done badly though. He still has 10 PL goals. He just hasn't been value for money. Performing like a 11.0 - 11.5m striker as opposed to a 12.8m one.

      1. jia you
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        yep, I haven't lost faith yet, a haul today and will be essential on here again 😉

      2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Hopefully he gets 30 points in the next 4 days to get his score back up to a 13.0 range striker

        1. jia you
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          I'll drink to that, cheers 🙂

  9. For Fuchs Sake
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Oops, did Morata to Firmino......

    1. Frucke
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I have both

    2. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Could be gold that.

    3. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      😆

  10. Vlad Tepes
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Damn I already regret my C choice, I think I should have picked Hazard instead of Kane.

    1. Frucke
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Morata

  11. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Do West Ham fans expect too much from a team that Big Sam rescued from the championship a few seasons ago? Are they slightly delusional?

    1. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      They buy the wrong characters IMO. Arnie, Hernandez, Hart, Fonte, Masuaku etc are just looking for a move to London (big city) and the wages. They are fairly mercenary like IMO.

    2. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      they were decent to watch in payet 1st season. other than that lower midtable team at best

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      No, but you are. Allardyce did not rescue us, he ruined us.

      1. SUAREZ_MESSI_COUTINHO
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Go clean on Doos!

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          😀

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        It is so difficult to get out of the championship. Big Sam needs to be praised for that.

        I think West Ham fans are starting to see what a great job Big Sam did due to their recent struggles around the relegation zone.

  12. CloudSky
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    He's one of our own, he's one of our own...

    We never learn. 😀 Be a wizard, Harry.

  13. jenniferpowell563
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Hello, I have little bit knowledge of football match but I am not sure who’s the top 5 team in world please tell me…..

    1. Frucke
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Psg
      Real
      Barca
      Bayern
      City

    2. Sims
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      swansea newcastle burnley west ham watfrod

    3. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Sampdoria
      Stade de Reims
      Nottingham Forest
      FC St. Pauli
      Deportivo de La Coruña

      In that order.

      You're welcome, I'm glad to help!

    4. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Salt Lake City
      Beijing Sinobo Guoan
      West Ham
      Central Coast Mariners
      Macclesfield

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Now you're just being ridiculous! 😆

        I mean, West Ham? Come on!

    5. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Nottingham Forrest

  14. Clive The Ram
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone else worried about the possibility of either the Manchester or Merseyside derbies being postponed on safety grounds if the predicted snow arrives overnight. No doubt the playing surface would be fine but think more about the travel situation.

    1. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      No

    2. Bruno Bruno!!
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Barcelona
      Real Madrid
      PSG
      Manchester United
      Juventus

      1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        😆

    3. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      The met office is now saying 60% chance of snow from 5am till 7pm with 90% of heavy snow mid morning.
      I think its all down to the emergency services now, I think the Police have the last say.
      Still think its only 50/50 the game will go ahead.

      1. Clive The Ram
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        It's an interesting dynamic this weekend which is being somewhat ignored!

        1. FPL.team
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          When waa the last time a premier league game was called of because of snow? Genuine question. I honestly don’t think it will make much difference. League Two maybe but not Premier League.

    4. The Mandalorian
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Exactly correct

    5. Awesom-o
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Manchester Derby most at risk due to later kick-off, given that the kick-off is 4.30pm, giving the snow plenty of time to settle.

  15. Scotty B
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    How nailed is Mane to start?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      He should but who knows with rotation

    2. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      71.23%

      1. Scotty B
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        99.99

    3. FPL Pillars
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Snowbody knows

    4. XabiAlonso
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I've sold him for haz. Nailed and hatty incoming, you're welcome

    5. Frucke
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      84 %

  16. Evasivo
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Forget Hazard Salah Kane, i need Vardy to Ava Partay

  17. turd ferguson
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    West Ham 0-1 Chelsea is my prediction.

    1. Evasivo
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      * 0-3

  18. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    alright, who is deleting posts?

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      TM i bet!

    2. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Hello.

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Don't cover for TM. We know it's him.

      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        :D, Ruining my top of the page streak.

      3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        I'm going to email Optimus about this .

      4. SUAREZ_MESSI_COUTINHO
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        ThugLyf 😎

      5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Haha Mark creeping.

  19. Sandy Ravage
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Spurs have been playing better recently and they need wins to catch up so I don't see Stoke keeping a clean sheet. (K)ane should match anything Hazard or Morata score against a slightly better organised West Ham side.

    1. Mini Mane Mo
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Playing better? Both of us are probably watching different spurs

    2. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Better than what exactly?

    3. I Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      When have they been playing better?! They were poor against West Brom, Leicester and Watford.

    4. FPL.team
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Did you mean to say worse? Im confused

    5. Sandy Ravage
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      This

  20. The Red Devil
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Moyes has won 4 of his last 5 home games against the reigning champions
    Yikes hazard captain

    1. FPL Pillars
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Loooool did you see Haz stats, he’s a beast. West Ham are awful.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Racist!

    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Morataaa 🙂

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Dial up?

  21. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Not updated

  22. The Polymath
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    How many players will you lose if the Manchester and Merseyside derbies are cancelled tomorrow?

    2 for me.

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      0 😎

      1. Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Oh wait, forgot about Salah - so 1

    2. Legomané
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Cout and Salah...3 CHE starters today a big help

    3. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      0. I'd get a couple off the bench to cover 🙂

    4. Sgt Frank Drebin
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      3: Otamendi, Salah, Calvert-Levin

    5. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Juan

      1. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Actually 3

    6. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      3 - DDG, Salah, Jesus

    7. Awesom-o
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Manchester Derby most at risk as it’s a later kick-off

    8. 1 Flew Over Lukakus Nest
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      too many

  23. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    He didnt start the fire,
    It was always burning,
    Since the worlds been turning,

    Till Hurrikane put it out with blizzards and dry spells.

    1. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Billy Joel

  24. how now brown cow
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Much as I truly hate Chelsea, come on Chelsea. And then let it snow.......

  25. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    COYI!!! 😛

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      THIS!

  26. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Sooooooooooo

    I know I have Morata (C), but do I really want to watch Moyes stoically defend for 90 minutes?

  27. The Mandalorian
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    It’s the traveling conditions that cause games to be cancelled and not the stadiums.

  28. Jebiga
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    I realy fancy city win. Who else ? (owner of ddg and sterling)

    1. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      3-0 Sterling brace and Otamendi g

    2. 1 Flew Over Lukakus Nest
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      city to smash it, Man U conceded so many chances to Arsenal, and Arsenal are a poor man's version of City. They will make their chances count

    3. SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWE
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I actually fancy United, going for a 3-2 United win

  29. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Hi Mark

    1. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Oh hey Johnny! What's up?