Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 35

This has been a sobering week for Fantasy Football Scout. The tragic loss of Simon Humber, known to us as “Absinthe”, has dominated my thinking in the last 48 hours. I make no apologies for dedicating today’s “Preamble” to his memory.

What struck me most was the incredible bravery, humour and determination he showed in the face of his hateful condition. The fact that Simon found the time and inclination to make four transfers leading into last weekend’s deadline speaks volumes. It tells us just how much Fantasy Football meant to him – how much he enjoyed testing himself against his own targets and those set by his friends, colleagues and perhaps even those of us here on these pages.

Simon epitomised what’s good about our community. He took time out to share his knowledge, he joined in the banter, he helped others. Right to the end, Fantasy Football gripped him.

We all share that passion and, although deeply saddened by his loss, I’m also warmed by the reaction of the community to his death and the many tributes made.

It’s extraordinary what an internet community can become. How the like-minded can form a connection and build something so strong that it can rally at times like this.

Football fans are so often vilified by those who see the “beautiful game” as a overpaid, absurd circus of misconduct. Simon, like all of us, could see past these flaws. An obsessive follower of his team (Portsmouth), a studied and dedicated Fantasy Football manager, a genuine football fan. There’s no doubt, he was “one of us”.

I was proud of having Simon as a contributor to our site and we should all be proud that, together, we were a community that made Simon feel welcome and at home.

RIP “Absinthe”.

Now, I’m going to consider my transfers. No matter what, that’s what Simon would have done.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Beautifully written Mark, you have a true gift with words and command the English language with such grace. It's brilliant that you can so seamlessly put in to words, how many of us feel.
    Rest in peace Simon.

    1. Jimbo123
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Aye, a lovely touch from Mark

    2. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Just read it. Very touching.

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      +42

    4. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      he really is a talented writer hey. the pre amble is always a great read

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        It's always a masterpiece.

        1. Heydudes13
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 days ago

          Yeah. The preamble, scoutcast and promoted teams analysis are my favourite articles.

    5. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Well said yourself. It's amazing how much this community has grown and respect each other.

    6. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Well said Mark.
      Thanks.

  2. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Moreno set to play or will I cheer on Ryan Taylor? 😕

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Ooo - have you got him?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Woo hoo you're back. What? When. Woo hoo. Say bollocks.
        *Scrambles to hot topics.
        Great to see you.

      2. Baa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        😯

        1. Baa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 days ago

          That is a shocked face.

          Apparently.

      3. Captain Shirokov
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Hi Doos!

      4. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Welcome back Doos

  3. copps
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    if chelsea win the league this week, does that mean the guard of honour is done by palace or liverpool next week

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      lolpool

      1. copps
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        knowing chelsea fans it would be done with a backdrop of slippy g songs. could be pretty humiliating for both gerrard and liverpool

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Slippy G will kiss Mourinho's ring

      1. Somalion
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        I loled

      2. Red Star Toro
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        not like he's not used to that

  4. Jimbo123
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Schlupp & Remy -----> Koscielny & Wickham with my 2FT?

    1. Baa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      800th ?!

      Ouch

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      what a waste with OR

    3. Red Star Toro
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      the pope himself though

    4. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Might be in a team tourney and taking hits to be a better player for team

    5. SweeSwee
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      20 point hit and that's the team he ended up with...?

      1. Mull
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        2 spots closer to the top. 🙂

  5. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Derby already 1-0 down, I have no idea why I gamble 😆

  6. Make United Great Again
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    RIP Simon! Lets hope his team rips it up today.

  7. Wouter
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Bournemouth 1-0 up now

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      ritchie again

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Will be interesting to see if he'll follow Ings and Austin and do well in the Prem

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      But still, if they concede 20 goals....

      1. Wouter
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        21. 😉

    3. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      2-0.

      Ritchie is going to be an opton for next year anyway,

  8. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    very nice tribute mark

  9. Wouter
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Make that 2-0 Bournemouth

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      But still, if they concede 21 goals....

  10. troller
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    lennon murray and davis to grealish giroud and ospina -8 next week yay or nay

  11. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    bournemouth 2-0

    charlton only need 22 goals

  12. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Any other Remy(c) out there?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      If he just starts I will be pleased

      1. Jimbo123
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        this

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      So glad someone used that as a grav, awesome

    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Me, I did it too.

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Nice one RCA

  13. Hazardous Liege '76
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Here's to a big game week - starting with a Schmeichel clean sheet and penalty save - good luck all

  14. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    rip Absinthe.
    you'll be missed

    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Yup. Rip fella, hope his family will be okay 🙁

  15. Red Star Toro
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    According to Independent the new royal baby girl is expected to live to 11 years older than her peers.
    meh.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Is she going to marry a footballer?

      1. Red Star Toro
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        do you know her? would be nice to have some inside info

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Considering she'll never have to do manual labour, that sounds about right.

      1. Red Star Toro
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        I guess she can also expect a little bit better healthcare than average Brit

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      In fairness though, most of the House of Lords are 60 at least so i'd hope her to have much more than 11 years on them...

  16. Ser Football 42
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Skrtel to Arsenal defender?

    1. Red Star Toro
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      I'll probably do Skrtel -> Kosc

    2. Wouter
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Not for me. Has good fixtures apart from the Chelsea one. I'd take out someone else.

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Skrtel to Arsenal? Wouldn't put past Rodgers

      1. Ser Football 42
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Yea more mean should I do Skrtel to Mertesacker or Kos

  17. supperspout
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    hazard captainers need to watch this
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9y9-mpCi6M

    1. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Did you captain him that week?

      1. supperspout
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        no pelle with a 15 pointer, I was lucky

  18. Wouter
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Wolves one up now. Derby out of the promotion play off spots now.

  19. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Great preamble, really shows what's so great about this community.

  20. JÆKS ⭐
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Perfect opportunity for Schlupp to make it up to me with a goal

  21. TheCurseOfRaheem
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Would love Newcastle to score twice....

    1. Red Star Toro
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      yeah and Vardy thrice

      1. TheCurseOfRaheem
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        No Vardy goals, please.

  22. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Wolves currently in the play offs

    1. Richd
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Reading are trolling everyone.

    2. Red Star Toro
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      what if Derby get 1 point?

      1. Wouter
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        They'll be in play offs on goal difference.

  23. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Just read Doosra's piece. What a week. We lose one legend and get another back.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Emotional turmoil. The worst and the best of news.

  24. Wouter
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Aaanndd Watford back on top of the league. Over to the PL now.

  25. Return Of Chamakh
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Suddenly realised past the deadline I've left the armband on Kane..! Hope this somehow turns out well lol :s

    1. Red Star Toro
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      did you captain him last week?

      1. Return Of Chamakh
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Hazard last week - day or 2 ago I toyed with the idea of Kane (C) against city defence and saved it, but then thought to myself yesterday 'actually no, has gotta be Sanchez or Giroud vs Hull, I'll sort that out later'... and never did haha. D'oh!

    2. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      He'll score.

  26. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    new poast

  27. Guidinho
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    If Leicester win to nil, which is very likely, I am dreading a disaster of a gameweek.

  28. Gravless wonder
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Seven points behind in my ML. Who wins this gameweek:

    A) de gea, ivanovic, eriksen, Henderson, Boyd, benteke
    B) miglonet, schlupp, Sanchez, sterling, countinho, vardy

  29. Geordienufc1
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    I am so angry.

    #?!#%{!,