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Fantasy Chili Bowl – Week Two

The first week of the group stage of the Chili Bowl tournament proved every bit as exciting as we’d hoped. Here we’ll take a look back at how the ties played out and also see what Week two has in store for us.

As a reminder this group based tournament consists of four nationwide conferences, each comprising six teams of eight players. At the end of a round robin league two teams in each conference will go through to the knockout stages. Only the best will survive.

But you guys already know this right? Let’s get on with the Week one match reports.

Gameweek 12 Review

Conference A

It was a bad day office for Conference A. The teams in this division managed a  combined total of 1215 points. That is a full 76 points behind the next lowest. There were three teams in this group who scored less than 200 points.

Nevertheless, there were highpoints as well as low points in this conference. The Washington Presidents deserve top billing here racking up a 36 point win against the Los Angeles Vipers 220-184.

The Vipers posted the lowest score across all of the Conferences this week and will be looking to up their game next week when they play the Boston Hawks.

The feathered friends from the East coast  are also pointless after being edged out by the New Orleans Contes in a tense encounter, which finished 213-212 in favour of the Contes. The Cajun outfit were led by their captain Jazz! Who joined the team of the week as the third high scorer overall on 53 points. Boston also had a top performer in Chucky who scored 52 points and was fourth highest scorer this week

The final match in this conference saw the Miami Magicians take on San Antonio Ravers. This was a cagey affair, which saw the Ravers record the win despite both sides showing a solid defence and keeping the score down to 192-194.

Miami now need to go to Washington DC to face the divison’s top scorers after the first round of fixtures to try to turn their fortunes around.

Conference B

In contrast Conference B saw points aplenty across the board and it was comfortably the highest scoring group, with a whopping 1330 points.

No less than three members of this week’s team of the week come from this division, including star performer of the week Vinayashwin, who put down a marker with 57 points for Philedelphia Sentrymen.

Philadelphia didn’t just have Vinayashwin though, they had the second highest scoring individual of the week with Narcos, who also put in a very tasty 55 points and is hot on the heels of Vinayashwin at this early stage to be MVP.

It was all too much for Austin Powers as the twin attacks from Vinayashwin and Narcos led the Sentrymen to overpower the 1960s based dandies by 229-212.

So with two players in the team of the week, surely that has to be the biggest scoring match right? Wrong!

The Cleveland Steamers steamrolled The Mississppi Hillbillies and in the process notched the biggest score of the week overall bringing home the win 248-203, despite not having any players in the team of the week. This is quite a feat and shows the quality across the Steamers side.

The third match in this conference saw the Chicago Bull Sitters face the Phoenix Philistines and once again this was a points fest with the Bull Sitters coming home winners 234-204, led by their team of the week member Lord, who was the fifth highest scorer across the board with 51 points.

Next week Conference B sees all of the sides who won their first match facing teams who all lost their first match. It will be a long way back in this very tough conference for any team that loses two in a row.

Conference C

In Conference C it was a tight affair with the biggest win being only by a margin 25 points.

The biggest of these being San Jose Holebas who took a convincing victory over Seattle Salad-Dodgers. The green leaf shunning Nirvana fans were left diced and sliced by Holebas 235-210. In Week two the San Jose side, who are top of the table, have a local derby with fellow Californians and another of this week’s victors, San Francisco Bulls Deep.

The Golden Gate gang side beat Las Vegas Lemmings  215-198, leaving the Nevada team languishing at the bottom of the division.

It could have been even more humbling though for the desert gamblers as the San Fran side left the tournament’s top scorer of the week resting on their bench, with Rhinos scoring a massive 59. If played he would have comfortably been the highest overall scorer of this week. Bulls Deep will need to stop making these errors if they are to succeed against tougher competition.

Due to this Rhinos makes it into the team of the week as our first Alternate of the Week.

But don’t take it too hard Lemmings you have everything to still play for and you have great chance to get off the mark next week when you face the group’s next lowest scorers the New York Tommy Guns.

The Tommy Guns misfired this week against the San Diego Casuals, who nonchalantly beat The Clash song influenced team 219  to 209.

Conference D

This group provided the  second and third highest scoring teams across the Chili bow,l but it was also home to the second lowest scoring team as well.

It will come as no surprise that the biggest win of the week was in this Conference. The Waikiki Beach Raiders well and truly plundered the Utah Polygamists, taking a massive 57 point win (243-186).

Incredibly, it could have been even worse. The Hawaiian side benched another top scorer, Heels over Head, whose 54 point haul was seven more than their next highest performer.

Heels over Head therefore becomes our second Alternate of the Week.

That leads us to the second highest overall scoring team of the week, Albuquerque Shaolin, who caught the Jacksonville Jamaicans off guard. High kicking them where it hurts, the Shaolins ran home winners 244-207. This was in spite of Jamaican Lateriser12  rolling up an impressive 51 point stash.

The final match in this rundown features Indianapolis House of Pancakes and Denver Does Dallas. This was the closest match in Conference D, and saw the Lent snackers dispatch them 210 to 201.

Denver will need to turn this around when they face the Division’s top scorers Albuquerque Shaolin next week. Whereas Utah and Jacksonville face each other next week, affording both a great opportunity  to get off of the foot of the table.

Team and Manager of the Week

Vinayashwin (PHI) 57

Narcos (PHI) 55

Jazz! (NO) 53

Chucky (BOS) 52

Lord (CHI) 51

Lateriser12 (JAX) 51

Alternates:

Rhinos (SF) 59

HealsOverHead (WB) 54

The presser award for the Chili Bowl gameweek 12 goes to Tony Hibbert, from Denver Does Dallas with his with his mammoth tale of his route to the tournament and why  he was much the worse for wear on arrival (which may explain Denver’s result).

A full run down of the All Star Points and  captains award positions can be found here along with the rules.

The Manager of the week award goes to Ronhaar who successfully benched the two lowest scoring players from Austin Powers. Sadly it was not enough to help them clinch a win.

THE SQUADS AND THE FIXTURE LISTS

Please see this spreadsheet for details of all the squads (with links to each players FPL history) and fixtures.

Ziro has also created two further spreadsheets in google docs.

The FCB Differentials Spreadsheet allows teams to identify which players will be key in this week’s scoring. The instructions for using it are:

1. First, make a personal copy using the ‘File’ menu options (this will enable you to edit the cells)

2. Enter the GW no. in the blue-coloured cell on top.

3. Enter the FPL IDs of your six team members and the six IDs of the opponents’.

4. The sheet picks up the live FPL points of the players on each refresh, and the total for the team is displayed in green.

The FCB Next GW Scouting Spreadsheet will allow teams to pull in the previous week’s FPL teams for all 8 of the opposing teams players to allow scouting of the squads. The instructions for using this spreadsheet are as above except the fpl points are no longer valid.

SIDE ORDERS

Further previews and nuggets of information will be posted within the comments throughout the week, but the important things to know are as follows:

  • Captains must email the FCB mailbox (fantasychilibowl@gmail.com) with their decision on which two players they are benching this week before the deadline of 11:59pm UK time on Friday night.  11:59pm UK time on the night before the FPL deadline will be the deadline each week.
  • Remember this is a FFS community competition and we expect all teams to have some presence within the comments on these articles.  If we see some teams not participating on this front, we will start enforcing rules to ensure this does happen.
  • The full rules can be found here  – this includes details of the all-star game, and other individual/team awards.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fantasychilibowl@gmail.com

As a final request, please do try and keep the FCB chat to the comment sections of our articles.

On behalf of the FCB committee (Jarvish, BabyB, Ziro, Adam West and Cheese)

318 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    I know it is just my name on the article but I want to put out a big thanks to BabyB for putting together the basis for the article, Ziro for doing the stats and sheets and Jarvish for being so close to death so he needed someone else to do the article.

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Well done gang

    2. chicrah
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Well done to the organizers.. really appreciate the effort of putting spice in our fantasy life..

      1. cylus11 ( Manager) - Russia…
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Good job. Team work has played out pretty well. Well done hosts.

    3. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Great job guys 🙂

    4. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Not to mention Adam West fro proof reading the article and telling me my grammar was rubbish but the tone was OK

      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Good work, Batman.

    5. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      what a totp! 👍

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        I didn't even count it or nuffin

    6. Haggis
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Solid as a rock, good gob guys!

    7. SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Played, guys.

    8. AA33
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Great going organizers!

    9. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Reading that line again, it seems a big thank to Jarvish for being close to death. 😳 😆

  2. chicrah
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Go Phillies!!!

  3. Jazz!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Bring it on San Antonio Ravers 😎

  4. riot
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Great writeup

  5. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    I will just leave this here
    https://youtu.be/XDSDaFhOuo4

    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks.

      Fish! ... just kidding.

  6. VougieDipond
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Nice write up, great job guys.
    Pheonix won't be rising out of the ashes this week.It will be another training session for the mighty Steamers.
    It will help us get in shape before Austin Powers with Commander Bonkers and Dr Jonty lose their mojo against us in GW14.

  7. jonnyleeds
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Room 513 is quiet... very quiet but very clean. Team Austin Powers took on board what Ronhaar (Rohan) said. You can sense they mean business... the pizza and kebabs are gone..replaced by energy bars and detailed plans of the Chicago Bullsitters are strewn across the glass table.

    Christian looks pleased, "I think we are ready..we just need.."

    Then the door to room 513 opens, Ronhaar stands there, pleased.

    "Austin Powers.... let me introduce you to your new Physio"

    Expectant faces wait as the person stood behind Ronhaar enters the room.

    "Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous"

    Shyam points to Jonty "he's first"...

    To be continued.........

    1. Lord.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Welcome Dixie ..... working to make America gyrate again,

  8. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Thanks Cheese and the committee.

    And of course anyone who said something complimentary under the original post.

    I have signed a contract with Puffin Books to write children's short stories this week so that will be my last ever x-rated presser.

    Sayonara. 😀

    1. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Seriously?

      1. BabyB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Yes. 100% true.

      2. Slam
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Old news really

  9. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    the casuals look forward to dodging the salads this weekend. may the best team win.

  10. Ziro
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Hi All,

    Have updated/optimised the Differentials sheet. It should take about 80% less time than the earlier Differentials Sheet. The instructions are the same as before:

    1. First, make a copy so that you can edit the FPL IDs on the Summary-tab
    2. Change the FPL IDs to the 6 from your team and the 6 from the opponent team.
    3. Change the GW number in cell B1 to whatever GW is needed (13 for this week) once FPL updates after deadline.
    4. Voila! All done and the number of Agueros etc. in each FCB team should be listed in the order of GKs, Defs, Mids and then Strikers last.

    The link for the new sheet is:

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xWZ6qc5hC_X6kQiUuzFGvpFO9zUwh9by5rGOCCoeIH4/edit?usp=sharing

    The previous Differentials sheet will be deleted and the link for the new sheet will also be mailed to the Captains. In case of any difficulties, contact at the email ID listed in the article.

    Cheers!
    Team FCB

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Nice 😀

    2. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      I've changed that in the article now.

      1. Ronnies
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Hey jonty,

        Who u cappn bro ?
        Tnks

      2. Ziro
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks Jonty. That was fast.

        1. Sjaugen
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 6 months ago

          Really stellar work Ziro.
          I've added hits etc on top of your work. Buzz me from the fcb mail if you want to look at the copy catted sheet or json stuff

          1. Ziro
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 6 months ago

            Yup, quite easy to add to it.

            I had made this sheet just for players at first, and then added in the live-points just for kicks. And subsequently forgot to include hits. Thanks for this reminder, will do that in this sheet as it takes only 6*2 more url-calls so should not add any noticeable lag.

        2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 6 months ago

          Can we not have one for 8 players as well?

          1. Ziro
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 6 months ago

            With the 2 benched-teams' scores added? Or do you mean the NextGWScouting sheet?

            The 8-players version (NextGWScouting) does not take the live-point-scores of the players so it is already quite streamlined. I might probably have left the 'Live' tab in that sheet, just delete that sheet as it has no bearing on the players. That should speed it up a lot.

            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 6 months ago

              Yeah the next gameweek scouting sheet. Am I getting my sheets mixed up are there 2 different ones.

            2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 6 months ago

              I would just like to compare 8v8 before I make a benching decision. I see the new one is 6v6 which is set up once we know who is on the bench of the relevant teams.

              1. Ziro
                • 9 Years
                7 years, 6 months ago

                The NextGWScouting sheet compares 8v8 if that is what you are looking for.

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 12 Years
                  7 years, 6 months ago

                  All sorted (I think) I deleted the wrong sheet

    3. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      STOP PRESS!

      Delete your versions and save a copy from this same sheet again as I have corrected an errant Williams. There is another Williams in Crystal Palace who was being picked up in the calculations. 😆

      Also corrected a missing copy-pasted formula.

      Cheers

      1. Ziro
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        As a bonus, I have added the hits into the calculations, it should now account for it automatically. The only thing captains need to calculate manually is the auto-subs.

  11. Diva
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    On Tuesday morning President Franklin Diva Roosevelt and President Abraham Cheesoid took a walk in downtown Los Angeles. The previous day, the Presidents had put the Vipers to the sword, the first step towards winning the Chili Bowl and protecting the Presidents' fantasy standing.

    "Pressure's on us now Skip," said President Roosevelt, who had made a miraculous recovery over the weekend from his wounds thanks to triple Chelsea surgery and a large a dose of Nyom. The recovery had come too late for him to get to LA for anything other than cheering the team on in the second half, but it meant the world to him that he could be there.

    "Yes, I sent the lad out without their captain or vice-captain and they responded magnificently," said President Cheeseoid. "Can I change a winning team? And if I do, you and I will need to step up and perform. I call it the Diomande Dilemma."

    "Are Diomande's forever, Skip?"

    "We'll find out. But it looks like these guys are forever," said President Cheeseoid, pointing at the sidewalk.

    President Roosevelt looked down and saw a star sparkling on the sidewalk. His gaze moved up the street and he saw five more. On each star was written one of the names of the latest heroes of Hollywood:

    President John F. Keninnsie
    President Barack O'Badger
    President George W. Oghash
    President Bernie Sauzee
    President Harry Slamdog Truman
    President Balders Trump

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      I heard that Diomande was a girls best friend.

  12. WE ARE RANGERS
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    That's it he is gone, the injury scare was the straw that broke the camels back, I am now a Costa owner.

    Lining up like this...

    -------------------------Grant-----------------------

    Kos--------------Holebas-----------------Alonso

    De Bruyne---Firminho---Coutinho---Hazard

    Kane-----------------Costa----------------Austin

    (Pickford, Amat, Lenihan, De Roon) 0.1 itb and ready to go for the weekend

  13. jonnyleeds
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    continued...back in room 513.

    "I haven't seen Fat B@stard for a while" said Ronhaar (Manager of Austin Powers)

    Shyam nodded to the bedroom "He's in the there getting a massage off Dixie".

    "I don't mean Jonty" replied Ronhaar. The bedroom door opens and stood there in just a towel is Jonty with Dixie by his side.

    "Dixie Normous.." said Christian.

    "Thank you" beamed Jonty.

    "What ?...no I mean Dixie Normous what time do you have to leave" asked a bemused Christian.

    "Oh..I must leave now" replied Dixie and offers her hand out to Jonty. Jonty takes Dixie Normous by the hand and shakes it.

    Dixie quickly gathers herself and leaves Room 513.

    "Right, down to business" says Ronhaar forcefully. "Belal, what do we know about Chicago" he adds.,

    "Well it's known as the Windy City" answers Belal.

    "That figures...did you hear Lord at the press conference?" said Simen.

    "Nerves"..added Jonnyleeds

    "Softball ?" asked Belal

    "Just the left one apparently" replied Jonty "Dixie said I was quite firm elsewhere"

    "What?...Jonty, I meant Chicago invented the game Softball" said Belal confusingly.

    Jonty's face flushed slightly.

    "Ok, so they are full of wind and we can question the strength of their balls. We need to win this Austin Powers" said Ronhaar

    "Yeah baby yeah" replies an excited Belal

    "Throw me a frickin bone here!" Ronhaar slams his fist on the table. "Chicago Bull Sitters must lose"

    "Yeah baby yeah" replies an excited Shyam

    "And Jonty....", Ronhaar turns to face the semi naked team member , ".....please stop talking about your Dixie Normous"

    Jonty looks down to the floor rather hurt..."Groovy" he nodded

    1. Lord.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      I might be a cunning linguist, but you Jonnyleeds are a master debater!!

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Someone say bone?

  14. SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Team sheet locked in.

    We at the Utah P's have had a week to lick our wounds but move on from that lucky defeat handed out to us by the Hawaiians.

    Lucky, lucky absolute mauling.

    If only we'd picked the good players.

    This game week we load up on sun cream, say 'goodbye' to our wives, and other wives, and hit the road. We head for Florida, home of Jim Morrison, Enrique Iglesias and er... Vanilla Ice.

    Will our fire be relighted or will the Jacksonville outfit slam The Doors shut denying us a route to victory. Only time will tell...

  15. aaaaaa
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    The Hawaiians are ready to eat the Pancakes! Bring it on!

    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Are you the actual Virat Kohli? If so, it would make sense that you are in love with our sweet pancakes, as I've heard that you like to put sugar in your mouth and then tamper with your balls.

  16. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Rumours that HBR have begun a Chelsea style coup in the dressing room.
    John Terry's dog being part of the team is purely coincidental.
    Early reports that that team members have taken control of whatsapp chat and control all media releases.

    1. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      did they steal you Huawei phone?

  17. BabyB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Quiet here tonight. Calm before tomorrows storm?

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Picking the team this week was ultra stressful as anyone on Holebas will testify. Hardest decision I've ever had this week!!!

      1. BabyB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah, had the same issues with ourselves as well. Changed my mind a few times tonight already. More stressful than it should be!

        Your own fpl team looking good this week? Who you captaining?

        1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 6 months ago

          who u capping baby B? im only idiot daft enough to have it on kun i think.

          1. BabyB
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 6 months ago

            Currently on coutinho. Just involved in so much. Flicking with Sanchez but he hasn't been at his best recently.

      2. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        yeh same for the casuals.. i mean if we did pick it rather than just see who gets played then it might have been hard. i mean i wouldnt know, i dont look at such things but if i did u know...

      3. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        I found ours easy to pick
        Unfortunately the captain didn't agree

  18. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    since our players are all locked in and nothing can be done would the salads like to let us know which 6 of them we wil be facing?

    1. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      They could still change their captains choices to affect the outcome?

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Indeed so I will keep my captaincy to myself Baby B 🙂

  19. The Pep Revolution
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Mississppi Hillbillies, you guys are going to have a lesson in fantasy football this weekend from Philidelphia Sentrymen. Get ready for some pain. In round one we laid down a marker with the top two highest individual scorers of the whole tournament. This weekend we will get our second win.

    1. Lord.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Nice one Pep. You can join the rest of your team in Chicago for the post-game recriminations!

      1. Lord.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        What I really meant was I look forward to our clash next week ... if I am selected!

  20. Differentiator
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    If Sturridge is playing, tempted to Captain Brunt instead....

  21. BLANKET DEFENCE
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    How are aguero and alexis set for tomorrow. Will both start?

  22. JohnnyRev7
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Umm... didn't the San Diego Casuals win the Cup last GW? Do I have to focus again? Or am I too late? Are there deadlines?

    I have absolutely no idea what is happening here so took a -12pt hit. I'm sure someone from Seattle will jerk-off at that. On a spreadsheet.

    So, yeh, 5mins on a Saturday morning at 4am German time rocks my boat.

    Ha! Just realised I sold my boat last summer.

    Casual.

    1. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      😆

  23. Ziro
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Benches updated in the main ScoreSheet!
    Check your opponents' benches and get working on those Differentials Sheets!

    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Apologies if I have missed something obvious, but I can't find who has been benched.

      I clicked on the link in the article that says 'Please see this spreadsheet for details of all the squads' but it doesn't have 'benched' next to any names in the 'details' tab.

      Am I looking in the wrong place?

      1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 6 months ago

        Sorry, found it now. It's in the Conference A/B/C/D tabs.

        Thanks for all your hard work, these spread-sheets are great.

  24. Diva
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Back in the White House, the Presidents were resting up after their trip back from Los Angeles when Special Agent Diva Cooper received a Tex-Files message.

    "FPL managers going missing stop Doosra among the lost stop Find managers stop Locate reason stop Stop it stop"

    He stopped reading, booted up his computer to read the full file then found the other presidents.

    President Abraham Cheeseoid called the susequent meeting to order.

    "Presidents, we have a situation. FPL Managers are disappearing. We need to get out there and find them. There are several leads and I'm going to hand over to Special Agent Diva Cooper to explain the plan."

    "Thanks Skip," said the Vice-Captain. "The plan is simple. We're going to split into teams of two and scour the country.

    "Presidents Bernie Sauzee and Donald Balders, you two might benefit from a team building exercise, so you'll be working Boston together. We've heard there's some hawks up there that are perching on branches, looking for targets to grab. We think some snakes might be heading into their territory."

    "Presidents John F. McKeninnsie and George W. Oghash, our intelligence tells us a posse of ravers out of San Antonio are planning to throw some moves in New Orleans, but the local Contes are planning to frustrate them. Check it out."

    "Presidents Barack O'Badger and Harry Slamdog Truman. You'll stay here. Those Magicians are coming up from Miami. Make sure they don't get up to any funny business.

    "President Cheeseoid and I will head out to Austin. We hear there's been some funny business in the Electric Psychadelic Pussycat Swingers Club and we think it could lead to a storm in the Windy City.

    "Gentlemen, in addition, we hear Aguero has a sore toe so grab your Presidential issue secure mobile devices and be ready to make late transfers if we receive an update. Good luck Gentlemen."

    President Abraham Cheeseoid and Special Agent Diva had just got the Shaguar out of the transport plane and on to the tarmac at Austin Regional Airport, when President Cheeseoid's phone rang. As Special Agent Cooper sped down the runway yelling "Yeah, Baby", President Cheeseoid took the call from Langley.

    He listened for a minute, then put his hand over the microphone.

    "Turn the car around Diva, we're heading home," he shouted. "I'll explain on the plane."

    Once they were back on Air Force One, President Cheeseoid explained that he had recalled all the presidents.

    "It's an emergency. Presidents Barack O'Badger and Harry Slamdog Truman went down to the theatre to check up on these so-called magicians. They had gone undercover as can-can dancers BamBam and SlamSlam.

    "The Magicians asked them to perform a routine then suggested they step inside a large box. They spun the box around, shouted 'Firmino!' and when they opened the box the two Presidents were gone.

    "It's down to the other six presidents now to find them. We're going to pull these Magicians out of whatever hat their hiding in and find our friends."

    1. Lord.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      This presidential attrition is worrying. Have you considered the enemy within ... the Veeps?

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 6 months ago

      Curse those magicians

  25. OLEgend
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    The Hawks are in town to hunt down our most favorite preys 'The Vipers'.
    Bring it on!!!!

  26. Amateur Pundit Zan
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Good luck to everyone this week, unless they play for a team other than the Steamers

  27. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    It's quiet here...

  28. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    ... I was looking forward to some pressers.

  29. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 6 months ago

    Next on Sky Sports News, we are crossing off to the Waikiki district of Hawaii...