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FFS Uefa Cricket World Cup 2015 – Updated

The FFS Uefa group has been privileged to organise several team games for the benefit of the FFS community in recent years with a variety of themes, from getting the most from the Transfer Window to international Hockey. After the success of these competitions, we are delighted to return with yet another one. And this time we return with a format based on the gentleman’s game – and introduce the FFS Cricket World Cup 2015.

WHO IS IT FOR?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

CRICKET? AND FPL? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

So. There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total runs scored in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the individual 11 players FPL scores in that GW.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher runs scored wins the particular clash.

WHEN DOES THE TOURNAMENT RUN?

The tournament runs from GW31 – GW38, according to the real Cricket World Cup format.

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE DETAILS?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He/she is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he/she decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

LIVE SCORECARD

Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the HWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. There will also be some features like Twitter feeds and Chatango. More updates on this will follow.

HOW CAN I JOIN A TEAM?

The Scouting period for the teams runs from now until 2nd April. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on 3rd April.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of the teams have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

You can also follow the competition on Twitter at @FFS_UEFA. Tweet updates from your country using the hashtag #FFSCWC

Please do try and keep chat about the tournament to the comment section for this article.

Organised by The Crew (BillyGilmore ENR Pratik)

 

J0E Podcaster and writer. Tweets stats and stuff via @FFScout_Joe Follow them on Twitter

1,709 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Please please please stop making this place interesting during the lull of the International break & get back to some RMTing please.

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ba$tard

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      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        This.

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        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😆

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    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I'm pretty sure Ruth was only here for the Scout Pick votes anyway. Rinsed the Aussies for his fill then up and left. 🙄

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    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      The "what to upvote, report and post outrage about" clique exposed, inadvertently. For a start the Scout Picks challenge votes need resetting. This is only the start.

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  2. The Shadow
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I've borrowed this grav from someone in this tournament, not a Windie. He only used it for a short time early in his FFS career. Wonder why he chose it? . . . . . Or more importantly who chose it?

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      He was a fan of The Prestige?

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      1. The Shadow
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        That he is.

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      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        As should be anyone who's seen it 🙂

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Indeed 🙂

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You've signed Christopher Nolan 😯

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      1. The Shadow
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        WTF? That's Christian Bale, no wonder you're not getting any of these.

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          It is a Christopher Nolan production tho 😆

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        2. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          The Prestige is one of Nolan's

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          1. The Shadow
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            My bad. Apparently it's not the director that's important then.

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      2. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Or Michael Caine. Joined at the hip.

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Is it Adam West? I swear I recognise that grav

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    4. Elniñorules
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Here are the clues put together then

      Clue 1: •
      Clue 2: ••
      Clue 3: The Turn. . . My first gravatar on this site was not NPH, but Scarlett Johansson. She can be magic.
      Clue 4: The reaction to this just got unreal. 3:04....
      Clue 5: ^^

      Yep, nowhere close even after the River 😆

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      1. The Shadow
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Your missing the actual clue part of • and ••

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        1. The Shadow
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          *you're

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            TorresMagic used to have that grav?

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            1. The Shadow
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              🙂

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          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          they're "E" and "I" in morse code.

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      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I think the clues for * and ** were in the gravs (Pretty Little Liars was one)

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Oh right. Thought it was Morse 😆

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          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            The Shining

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      3. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        What are they clues for?

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    5. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Come on Shadow. Something more explicit or only Thomass will get it 🙂

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      1. The Shadow
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        1 was really just a warning. 3 can be thought of as trivia. I thought 4 & 5 might have made it too easy. I think I'll leave it at that. I have to leave some chance that you won't figure it out until it's too late to stop it.

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    6. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You are torresmagic twin alter ego? Wow I didn't see that coming.

      Tell me you really do have a second account that you've been sustaining just to infiltrate and sabotage Zeps team? Not that the Aussies really need any help with that

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  3. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Hello!

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      *waves*

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Just found out why Thomass is VC of South Africa. Nice move ENR.

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        1. Thomass
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          ?

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        2. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          errrr.

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            What is your email?

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It's not me your looking for

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  4. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Ginkapotation was a legitimate strategy designed to involve more managers into the tournament. Its creation led to the allowance of 15 man squads with sub positions!

    I just want to stop the slander on these pages against what was not an altogether dark idea.

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      #Injoke #BeCarefulNow

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  5. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Update from Cricket South Africa

    We are considering all the 23 offers for the last spot. No doubt we will choose the best person 😀

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    1. Toonzie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😆

      i need a new avatar real soon

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        We'll chuck you out on Thursday if it hasnt changed 😎

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  6. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    The most ludicrous thing about this tournament.

    The Shadow still uses aol for his emails.

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😆

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Am I allowed to 😆 if I use hotmail

        Probably not..... Quietens down

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    2. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Not . . . . . . always.

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  7. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    So lovely day at a water park, ba$tard

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  8. tokara
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Do u think Chelsea will win the league by GW36?

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Still getting drunk here

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    2. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      post here and you are more likely to get an answer

      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2015/03/31/scouting-the-doubles-qpr-2/

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    3. A.T
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No

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  9. The 12th Man
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    1 FT 1.8 itb

    Forster
    Ivanovic, Bertrand, Bellerin
    Hazard, Sanchez, Silva, Mane
    Aguero, Kane, Lukaku

    Jakupovic, Boyd, Pieters, PVA

    1.Forster > ?
    2.Is Lukaku > Benteke for -4 worth it?

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    1. cjw176
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      1 Forster to K.Davis.

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    2. A.T
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      1 Davis
      2 no

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      1. The 12th Man
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        1 done

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  10. A.T
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I'm loving the Bantz over here. I don't understand a word of it mind. 😀

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  11. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    This is the last time I'm playing an UEFA tournie.

    No one has a bloody sense of humor.

    Please buggumark this.

    Please.

    🙄

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    1. A.T
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Haha. Great Bantz again. Love it. You guys.

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      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆

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    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I didn't even know you were playing in this one

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        It's called making up the numbers 🙂

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        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Isn't that what thomass did last time out

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          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Hopefully he isn't playing second fiddle this time

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    3. SW6
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      lol

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  12. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    .......

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Hey Thomass.

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      1. Thomass
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Hey

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        1. Parm
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Long time no see mate, how are you?

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          1. Thomass
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I'm good thanks. Had my exams and has other things to do. How you? Been watching the cricket?

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            1. Parm
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Good to hear Thomass. I'm not too bad thanks, got exams coming up soon enough so preparing for those myself.

              Great World Cup entertainment wise despite how shite England were, looking forward to the IPL now. You joining in the fantasy game?

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              1. Thomass
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                Yeah will do! I hope Eoin is still captain. He's only had 2 months on the job!

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                1. Parm
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Yeah, can hardly blame him, changing captains a month before the World Cup would never end well...

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                  1. Thomass
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    Agree! I think we will win the ashes wby?

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                    1. Parm
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 2 months ago

                      Nah, Aussies just too strong at the minute for me.

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  13. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    So BB what's the script
    You in or out or getting suspended

    Gnu has asked me to give him next place that opens up

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    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😆
      Aaahh, giving the brown stuff a good stir I see. 🙂

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Look into your heart

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        1. Lawrø
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😆

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    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'm in. I don't aim to be sneaky in my dealings here.

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Need to fire me over your fpl number so I can update squad
        Someone on here says its 666

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Well that's not bad. Everyone knows that the real number of the beast was 616.

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          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Knew someone had to say it.
            I was referring to the fantasy beast

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            1. Woy of the Wovers
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              I'm too predictable. I will have to put my name forward for Pimms duty in the Eng v Sco fixture.

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              1. John t penguin
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                You were pre occupied with Italy game I suppose

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  14. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Check your mail enr

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Check yours

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  15. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Somehow it seems wrong the only ones not whinging are the poms

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    1. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Happy camp 😉

      We've still got some nice quilted bog roll stocks left over from last tourney.....
      Everyone sitting on their pampered &rses comfortably and serenely waiting for the first match
      Simply enjoying the view 🙂

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Team Bangladesh is a very happy camp

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        sorry should have said teams who matter 😉

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          knife....through....heart 😉

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    3. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Miss your input in our team emails though, Fido old chum !

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I still monitor them

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    4. Diva
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      UAE seems a happy camp to me.

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thats because of the Bedouin lifestyle. We are used to camping.

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        1. Diva
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Good point, although we're also used to living in the Burj Al Arab now too. 🙂

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          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            True but I believe the rolling desert is truly at the heart of what we do. We may have our heads in the clouds but our feet are firmly in the sand.

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            1. Diva
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              😆

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  16. The Shadow
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Hey ENR.

    Tick tock. Time is running down. Better get your thinking cap working. I won't pull the plug unless you figure it out. If you can't do it in time, there may be outrage. It will be a shame if some of your fingerprints get left at the scene of the crime.

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Hey could I get some advice on my team in the other thread.

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      1. The Shadow
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Where is Harvey Dent?

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Hospital?

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Its not exactly a tricky one

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      1. The Shadow
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Who then?

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        1. Amateur Pundit Zan
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I'm not fockin ere?

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  17. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    sunday league at its best
    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=948133521998847

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Aussie v NZ preview

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆 that's exatcly what I was going to write

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    2. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      The guy that kicked him in the head should be banned from football

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        It looked like he didn't follow through ,the other guy got straight up.
        Quality running though

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  18. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    WTF is going on!!! This plot is harder to follow than Pirates of the Caribbean!

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      More like a David Lynch film.

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  19. Scotty B
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/32051/event-history/30/

    Any ideas for me this week?

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Yes. Listen to Scoutcast then post about all their errors.

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  20. Woy of the Wovers
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Break in news!!!

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  21. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Bellerin > Cresswell? 2 FTs

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    1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      What causes people to post these questions here? Is recent comments that misguiding?

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      1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Didn't see your badge there, OT-police. I'll be on my way.

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  22. Diva
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I'd like to thank the organizers for the time they have put into creating this event and expanding it so newcomers like me can give it a go. I've enjoyed getting to know my new team mates, many of whom I hadn't had discussions with before, and hearing their FPL thoughts.

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    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Well said and it has livened up a dreary international break no end.

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Well said mate. Very happy with Team UAE. All winners in my book, regardless of what happens in the tournament.

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      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks Boss. I'm trying to work out how I accidentally posted that extract from my upcoming speech celebrating our glorious Cricket World Cup triumph.

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      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Fortunately they are a bunch of chilled out dudes who only want to flatten the opposition.

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  23. BeachBadger
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I have recently been made aware of the harsh conditions affecting my players in Australia. Here is an e-mail I received from one of my players:

    Dear Badger

    Australia is wonderful, people are nice and I really
    like it here, but Boss, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
    at the cricket grounds with my gold plated Ferrari 599GTB
    when all the other teams and many coaches
    travel by train.

    To my fellow UAE players, this is my reply:

    Fifty million AUS Dollars have just been transferred
    to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
    Go and get yourself a train too.

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    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😆

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    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It will have to be a gold train though. We have standards

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      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Mine is made from diamonds. #AimHigher

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        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          OK. A platinum train encrusted with a rainbow of precious gemstones running along a golden track.

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          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Better. See how we in the UAE continually strive to improve the performance of our team mates. 😀

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    3. kingozil-The Germans once a…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I hope we get a gold played train too.

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  24. kingozil-The Germans once a…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I haven't seen Badger fight on here ever. I guess boss is saving it for the tournament. 😀

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    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Nobody had better try badger baiting round here

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      1. kingozil-The Germans once a…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Seems to be a calm captain. Dhoni-esque. The way he handled Jaffa's rejection and handles banter is commendable. Probably all should follow suit and remember its all in fun.

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        1. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Stop now or you'll give me a big head. Bigger than usual I mean. Plenty of decent folk on here and can attest that most of the managers here are top blokes. The others, I just havent spoke to much.

          AS for Jaffa, it was easy to handle as he did nothing wrong. It was actually me who got a bit muddled up. The rest on the pages here was just a bit of banter.

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          1. kingozil-The Germans once a…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I guess this much sucking up was enough to get me in the playing XI. 😀

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            1. BeachBadger
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              WHo said you were in the starting 11? 😉

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              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                I think he meant has not was

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                1. BeachBadger
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  you mean 'is' ? 😉

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              2. kingozil-The Germans once a…
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                Hahahaha. I shall serve my country well. Should it mean playing in the XI or sitting on the gold played bench which I assume would be a car.

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                1. BeachBadger
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Just drive your Bentley straight into the cricket ground 😉

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                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    And right up to the crease. Pop out hit a ball and be driven back and forth for "runs"

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                    1. BeachBadger
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 2 months ago

                      😆

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

      Sun Tzu

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      1. kingozil-The Germans once a…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Or if things don't go well, just send the enemy a Ferrari full of cash?

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        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          A trojan Ferrari. Now there is an idea! Within said Ferrari is a band of merciless Ghazi warriors!

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          1. BeachBadger
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😆

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        2. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          That too 😎

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  25. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Update from the Pakistan hotel (few and far between, I know)

    The one or two younger members of the squad have made sure our phased medications have been taken correctly and we now awake from our slumber.

    Down in the hotel basement, our Zimmer frames and wheelchairs have been pimped.

    The WAGs have been sent on a shopping trip. The list provided included some Horlicks, the latest copy of Readers Digest (the one with the free pair of reading glasses included), thermal onesies and 15 packets of Werthers Originals.

    We await our first opponents in a quietly confident mood, a bit like Father Ted's 5-a-side team.

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    1. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You leave my Werthers originals alone...they're mine, all mine...

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    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Careful now.

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      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Down with this sort of thing.

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    3. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😀 Nice bit RCA

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    4. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'll be watching out for the fake arms so 😉

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    5. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ah memories. Reminds me of being so let down every time my gran reached into her pocket only to come out with a Werther's.

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  26. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Nearly three o clock and I am still awake
    Bloody english and their fox hunting horns blaring away all hours.
    Just catch the badger instead, they are much slower and far tastier

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    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Leave our badger alone! All those battered mars bars and the fact Scottish people are constantly drunk leaves them in no position to catch a badger anyway. Get back to your Tunnocks tea cakes!

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        The Mars bars weren't battered, they just walked into a cupboard door.

        I once seen a drunk guy try to pick up a dead badger from the road, didn't have heart to tell him it was a pedestrian crossing

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        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          On that note, the tun ocks factory is a few miles from my house, and I know the boss. You ever want any sent over just ask. Though I am sure they are banned in some countries due to certain ingredients

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      But we have a nastier bite 😉

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  27. Desertbug
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Wow,
    I go to work for a while and come back to find the place has got really touchy.

    (buries head back in work.... waits for DZ to get DZier)

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    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It's been more harmonious here over the last few hours than it has been at just about any point in the last week. Probably because it's mostly just been the UAE talking to themselves... 🙂

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        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        boo to UAE!

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        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I don't think the UAE have any cricketing rivalries.

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            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Surely you have some fierce associate rivalry with Scotland going?

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            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              If we weren't friends withb Scotland who would provide the Tunnocks tea cakes and whisky

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                • 10 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                ahh political niceties I see. We could sub in with TimTams and some fine wine instead?

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                1. Cheeseoid
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Exactly you should be courting wealthy countries like ours for our friendship.

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                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    NZ aren't very wealthy so we can still hate on them right?

                    and can we confirm this a deal for $2bn worth of TimTams and Jacob's Creek over next decade?

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                    1. Desertbug
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 2 months ago

                      Haters....

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                    2. President John F. Keninnsie
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 2 months ago

                      Like you haven't been hating on us already 🙄

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                      1. Desertbug
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 2 months ago

                        fer realz

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                      2. Billy Gilmore
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 2 months ago

                        Haters gonna hate

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                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 2 months ago

                        i did say "so we can STILL hate on them right?" Innsie, keep up!

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        But that is why it was funny

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  28. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    May I remind everyone cricket is a gentleman's sport. Sledging should not be tolerated

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Try telling that to those Aussies 🙄

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        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        From the press conference introducing me:

        "Sledging the bogans on the other teams is half the fun! Obviously winning is the other half which is why I'm here." 😆

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😳

          I'm afraid that was my alter ego Maxwellninorules 😆

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    2. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Aussies will be Aussies...

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      1. Gloria Kanchelskis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Even though they don't want to be 😆

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          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          New Zealanders do though 😛

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        1. Desertbug
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          zing!

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        2. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😆

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    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Any poms fancy some fisticuffs at Walkabout on Thursday? I hear they have half price drinks till 10pm to get the juices going.

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'm ready for a donnybrook. in training now working on my sixpack. about to polish off the last one 😉

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        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆

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