Injuries

The Treatment Table – Gameweek 11

Alexis Sanchez hands Arsenal an international injury scare. Tottenham Hotspur’s Dele Alli is set for a stint on the sidelines after sustaining a knee injury. Jose Mourinho weighs in on the subject of Luke Shaw and Chris Smalling after the pair miss Manchester United’s win in South Wales, while Stoke City stopper Jack Butland edges closer towards a return to action and Fantasy consideration. Here’s our review of the latest news from around the Premier League treatment tables…

Alexis Sanchez

Breaking from sources in Chile on Tuesday afternoon, reports suggest that Alexis Sanchez has suffered a calf problem with the attacker set to undergo tests – the fears are that he may have sustained a tear.

The claims have been made by CNN Chile and subsequently picked up by the UK press.

Sanchez is due to represent his country in Thursday’s World Cup Qualifier with Columbia but is described as a “major doubt” for that game.

There’s little to go on at this present time but, clearly, the suggestion that Sanchez may have suffered a torn calf muscle casts some doubt on his availability for the Gameweek 12 trip to Old Trafford.

Sanchez has already suffered more than 44,000 sales ahead of Gameweek 12 as FPL managers scramble for a method of acquiring Chelsea’s Eden Hazard.

Dele Alli, Kyle Walker

Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino was dealt a huge blow ahead of Sunday’s north London derby after Dele Alli suffered a knee injury in training.

Speaking to the press ahead of the match, Pochettino revealed the midfielder could be sidelined for the next few weeks:

“We need to assess him today and tomorrow. He’ll be out for a few weeks. We hope it’s not a big issue. It’s bad luck he was in the team he’s an important player but that’s football.”

The England international is set to miss the Gameweek 12 clash against West Ham United, then, and could also struggle to get back in time for the trip to Stamford Bridge at the end of this month.

Interest in Spurs’ attack is at a low right now, with the Son Heung-Min exodus taking the Korean’s ownership down to 7%.

Nonetheless, the upcoming schedule could reignite their points potential. With home clashes against West Ham, Swansea, Hull City and Burnley in the next seven, Harry Kane is shaping up to be a deadly differential with 5% ownership after returning from injury to net against Arsenal on Sunday.

While Kyle Walker hasn’t pulled out of the England squad, the defender did pick up a knock against Arsenal which forced him to be replaced with 10 minutes remaining.

The chances of him being fit to face West Ham after the international break still appear pretty high, then, but given he’s the most popular defender in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) with 37.1% ownership, Walker’s status will be keenly monitored.

Luke Shaw

The Man United left-back missed Sunday’s 3-1 win over Swansea City after reportedly suffering a leg injury during the 2-1 defeat to Fenerbahce in the Europa League.

United boss Jose Mourinho has since criticised Shaw, and his team-mate Chris Smalling, who also sat out Sunday’s match, for not being able to play through the pain barrier:

“Smalling doesn’t feel that he can play 100% with his pain, Luke Shaw told me this morning that he was not in the condition to play, so we had to build a defensive line. There is a difference between the brave, who want to be there at any cost, and the ones for whom a little pain can make a difference… For the team you have to do anything, that is my way of seeing [things]. Of course, it is not just the players; it is the players and the people that surround the players.”

Although the next 10 days affords both players the chance to fully recover from their knocks, Mourinho’s comments raise question marks over the pair’s likelihood of selection for the match against Arsenal.

With two clean sheets in eight, and the likes of Eric Bailly and Antonio Valencia sidelined for a period of time, United’s defence holds little appeal right now.

Callum Wilson

The Bournemouth forward missed Saturday’s 2-1 defeat to Sunderland after suffering a slight knock in training.

It sounds hopeful that Wilson will be fit to return for the Cherries trip to Stoke City after the international break, then, although with no details on the exact nature of the injury, his status will need to be watched closely as we approach Gameweek 12.

It’s worth noting that Wilson then faces back-to-back clashes against Arsenal and Liverpool, suggesting that his 5% of FPL owners may already be plotting an exit route.

Willian

Chelsea’s official website confirmed the Brazilian missed out against Everton due to illness, so the midfielder should be available to return for the trip to Middlesbrough following the international break.

But given the form of Pedro over the past few weeks, Willian looks unlikely to earn a recall to the Chelsea starting XI at the Riverside.

Pedro has now started four successive league fixtures on the right flank, producing two goals and four assists over that period, and has already earned a price rise since last weekend.

Will Keane, Abel Hernandez

Both Hull City forwards were forced off with injuries during the first-half of Sunday’s 2-1 win over Southampton, and Tigers boss Mike Phelan believes both players could set for extended spells on the sidelines:

“Medically, the signs are not very good. Keane looks the worst of the two but both of them will be out for a period of time. It’s a case of let’s wait and see. It doesn’t look good for either of them for a period of time. They’re crazy injuries.”

Keane went down with a knee injury, while Hernandez suffered a groin strain – earlier today, the club confirmed he is expected to be out for around a month.

Losing both strikers would leave Phelan desperately short of attacking options, with Dieumerci Mbokani the only fit senior forward at the club.

Phelan may have to tinker with the 3-5-2 formation he’s been using in recent weeks then, with a move to a 3-4-3 likely, particularly given the return to fitness of Robert Snodgrass.

The absence of Hernandez could also see the Scot handed spot-kick duties, as evidenced by the Gameweek 5 home loss to Arsenal, where Snodgrass converted a second-half penalty after the Uruguayan was replaced.

Dejan Lovren

The Liverpool defender missed Sunday’s emphatic 6-1 victory over Watford due to a virus.

But given the international break is now upon us, Lovren, who isn’t currently part of the Croatia squad, should have enough time to fully recover ahead of the trip to his former club Southampton in Gameweek 12.

Lucas Leiva deputised at centre-back alongside Joel Matip against the Hornets but looks likely to drop to the bench to accommodate Lovren at St Mary’s.

Danny Drinkwater

The Leicester City midfielder was forced to withdrawfrom the England squad for the matches against Scotland and Spain after suffering bruised ribs during Sunday’s 2-1 defeat to West Bromwich Albion.

Drinkwater was sent home after medical checks by the England staff, but with 11 days until the champions travel to Watford, he may well have enough time to fully recover and be declared fit for the trip to Vicarage Road.

Fernando

The Man City midfielder was left out for Saturday’s 1-1 draw against Middlesbrough as a precaution after picking up a minor knock during training, according to City manager Pep Guardiola:

“Fernando was a little bit of a problem in the training session and the doctor said it was a risk.”

Given Guardiola also rested Nicolas Otamendi and Raheem Sterling against ‘Boro, it’s expected that all three players will be fit to return against Crystal Palace after the international break providing there are no issues while they’re away on international duty.

Fraser Forster

The Southampton goalkeeper withdrew from the England squad yesterday due to what was described as a “slight injury” on the club’s official website.

Forster will now undergo treatment during the international break, but with 11 days until Saints host Liverpool, he should have a good chance of being fit to face the league leaders.

If Forster were to be ruled out, veteran goalkeeper Stuart Taylor would probably have to deputise if Alex McCarthy remains sidelined due to a hamstring injury.

Jack Butland

The Stoke goalkeeper returned to training yesterday following his latest setback in his bid to fully recover from an ongoing ankle injury.

While Lee Grant has been in good form of late for the Potters, the news will come as a huge boost for Stoke manager Mark Hughes, with Butland one of the club’s star performers last season.

Although the report suggests Butland will be eyeing up a return against either Bournemouth in Gameweek 12 or at Watford a week later, there’s little doubt Stoke will be cautious regarding Butland’s recovery, given he’s suffered a couple of setbacks since breaking his ankle while playing for England against Germany in March.

Nonetheless, Grant’s 2% FPL owners may soon need to look elsewhere, with Sunderland’s Jordan Pickford looking the most secure of the sub-4.5 stoppers once again.

Victor Anichebe, Jack Rodwell

Anichebe suffered a broken rib during the first-half of Sunderland’s 2-1 win at Bournemouth, but played through the pain barrier to complete all 90 minutes at the Vitality Stadium, despite admitting he “couldn’t move properly.”

The fact the striker was able to complete the match suggests the injury may be able to be managed, with the international break coming at a good time in that regard.

Providing he can recover in time for the home clash against Hull, Anichebe could flourish if handed a role up top alongside Jermain Defoe once again. At just 4.5 in FPL, he could appeal to those keen on a 3-5-2 set-up, though given his injury history, few will be prepared to take a chance right now.

As for Rodwell, he missed Saturday’s win due to a hamstring injury. With midfielders Jan Kirchhoff and Lee Cattermole closing in on first-team returns, Rodwell will be struggling to find a spot in the starting XI once those two, along with Sebastian Larsson, are back to full fitness.

Jefferson Montero

The Swansea City winger flew to meet up with the Ecuador squad following the 3-1 defeat to Man United, but after being checked by the national team doctor, the Welsh club’s worst fears were confirmed with an x-ray showing the winger had suffered a broken hand during Sunday’s match.

Montero will now see a specialist to assess whether he can continue playing with a cast, with one report suggesting he could face an extended period on the sidelines.

While it’s unlikely the midfielder will be ruled out for that long a period, the news will come as a huge blow to Swansea boss Bob Bradley, given Montero had only just returned from a calf injury.

Wayne Routledge and Mo Barrow look the preferred options in a 4-2-3-1, though Bradley’s decision to start with a 4-4-2 on Sunday saw Gylfi Sigurdsson initially stationed on the left as Barrow dropped to the bench for the first time under the new manager.

Heurelho Gomes

The Watford goalkeeper was forced off with a knee injury during Sunday’s 6-1 defeat to Liverpool and is set to undergo scans to assess the severity of the problem.

Watford head coach Walter Mazzarri admitted he wasn’t sure if it was a twist or just a knock, but the early signs don’t appear particularly encouraging.

Costel Pantilimon replaced the stricken Brazilian on Sunday and would be expected to deputise. Watford chalked up three straight clean sheets prior to their thrashing at Anfield and, at a price of 4.3 in FPL, could be worth considering if Gomes is sidelined for a period of time.

James Collins, Winston Reid

Reid missed last week’s clash with Stoke due to suspension but is now rated a doubt for the trip to Tottenham Hotspur due to a hamstring problem.

Collins has withdrawn from the Wales squad for their World Cup qualifier against Serbia due to a calf injury.

If both are ruled out next time out, Slaven Bilic could return to a four-man backline, with Angelo Ogbonna and Cheikhou Kouyate at centre-half. Given that Mark Noble is suspended, though, Bilic will be desperate for Reid and Collins to be available, thus affording him the option of shifting Kouyate into central midfield as cover at the Lane.

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  1. Connor's Calling
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    Any further news on Sanchez?

    Fairly typically i have the exact cash to do:
    W.Keane & Sanchez --> Austin & Man...(-4)

    Other subs = Amat and Holebas...so likely i'll need to take a hit whatever...

    Do it?

    Thanks

  2. Declan
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    RMWCT Please?

    Foster Pick
    Alonso Mustafi Fuchs Friend 4m
    Hazard Firm Cout Allen Gund
    Kun Luk Mbokani

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      How much is Mbokani ? Is he playing

      I think I'd want Kane if on a wildcard

      Mustafi maybe to expensive, msybe Cedric , Morgan and upgrade striker to Austin

      1. Declan
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        5.5m. I was thinking with Hernandez out he would come into the reckoning?

    2. Ronny Hotdog
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      • 12 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      I'd agree with Leaf - too much in defense, wouldn't want to play two of Allen/Gund/Mbo every week, esp with fixture congestion just around the corner.

  3. Art Vandelay
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    I see FPL have flagged Sanchez. Whilst there at it, why don't they unflag Walker?

  4. Del Griffiths
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    I'm going 4 5 1, and have spent 16 points to do it. Just can't find value in mid price forwards.
    Pickford
    walker Jevans stones Alonso
    Cout. Firminho. Hazard Gungodan Sanchez
    Kun

    Antichebe Diomonde Kingsley and Mandana on the bench.

    Interested in any thoughts..

    1. Rinseboy
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      In my opinion madness and you have Sanchez who could be out anyway which means your bench is utter dross, also not a fan of Gungodan.

      1. Del Griffiths
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        I slightly regret the gungodan move, but I figure I can switch him out with whoever the 6 million flavour of the month is as we go through the season. Think Sanchez will be alright. Cheers for the input!

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Do you have low value

      1. Del Griffiths
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Yep. That's me down to having 0.2 in the bank. ML gone already!

  5. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    McDonalds is suing the city of Florence because it won't let them sell junk food in the piazza deal duomo.
    The world has gone mad

    1. Del Griffiths
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      They'd make a killing, I went this summer and it was rammed with fat tourists. Always respected the Italians for resisting all that crap.

      1. applebonkers
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        • 14 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        wait a second, i went this summer 😡

        1. Del Griffiths
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          After a week in Germany on sausages and beer then into Italy on the pasta and red wine I was very much like my grav in his Uncle Buck days myself..

    2. applebonkers
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      • 14 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      for $20mil too!

      florence should just give them kalinic

    3. Syd.
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      They should let them open a Dominos instead 🙂

    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      No warning so they have taken away McDonalds opportunity for business without any due care.

      Give them warning and they can relocate. No loss of business.

    5. Kalou
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Should try the battered Mars bars in Scotland...ace!

  6. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    Sanchez to Hazard transferers just got so lucky

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      As long as Hazard stays fit

  7. Rinseboy
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    2 quick questions from me would appreciate your thoughts?

    Which striker would you get Lukaku or Costa (already own Hazard)?
    Is a hit for Bellerin to Alonso or Kelly to McAuley worth it?

    Thanks all!

    1. Netley Lucas
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Short-term Lukaku, excellent captaincy option Wk 12.
      Bellerin>Alonso is a good move, even for a hit.

    2. ***00tennis***
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Lukaku now as Costa's YC will come
      Kane>>GW14

      However, quite like the idea of rotating these 3

  8. TheSteel
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    • 11 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    Should i keep Zlatan? Will he be rusty after 2 weeks off?

    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 15 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Red flag?

      1. TheSteel
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        • 11 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah

    2. The Left Duke #3
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Should've sold weeks ago mate

      1. TheSteel
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        • 11 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Nah im ahead of the curve. You'll be scrambling to get him for December. Thats what i tell myself.

    3. applebonkers
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      • 14 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      his heat map will be exactly the same in gw11, 12 and 13

      1. TheSteel
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        • 11 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        😀 quality banter

        1. applebonkers
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          • 14 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          what's your bench like?

          quite like the kane + change option if you ideally need that striker next gw

          1. TheSteel
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            • 11 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Thats not a bad idea. My bench could be Capoue in.

    4. Ruth_NZ
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      I think I probably will if Sanchez is out for a while.

  9. The Left Duke #3
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 7 months ago

    Got Hazard in last night for Sterling using cash by downgrading Bellerin. I will be gutted if it turns out Sanchez is crocked and out for a while. The joys of the early transfers in an Int break.

    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 15 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Similar here. Knew the risks.

      1. The Left Duke #3
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Bloody heartbreaking mate. Would take a hit if it turns out he's crocked?

        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 15 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Already on -4, not bothering to think about it for a week.

    2. Syd.
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      It is always a gamble making early transfers during international breaks. I just hold out and ride the price rises. Imagine if Aguero or Hazard pick up an injury

    3. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      I'm not one to scaremonger but it looks bad

      http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmRK9vLUMAAYw0A.jpg:small

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Looks a bit like a barca strip

      2. Syd.
        • 15 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Looks okay to me

        1. Leaf
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          • 14 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Mourinho would demand professionalism and him to play

          1. Syd.
            • 15 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            His motivational speeches must be something special

            Maybe that is why he calls himself The Special One

      3. Worzel Gummidge
          7 years, 7 months ago

          He didn't even miss a game after that from memory. Sure a slight muscle strain/tear wont keep the machine out especially v Man U

          1. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            I'm just trying to scaremonger 😉

        • Larry Legend
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          It's a good job your not one to scaremonger, otherwise that pic would have me making a transfer. He looks happy enough though in the face, which i always think is important

        • The Left Duke #3
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Tis but a flesh wound

      4. A.T
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        I did mine Saturday night. It involved Keane for a hit and I've kept Sanchez 🙁

      5. Toby Lerone
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Yep same here im on a -4 already so gonna wait and see if Sanchez recovers. Probs take a -8 if not tho

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Zlatan banned still works for me.
      Bringing in the 4th defender so I start Bellerin, Mustafi, PvA(HULL) and McCauley(BURNLEY).

      If it were not for the fact I will hope I crash and burn cause I'm a Utd fan.

    5. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Ok a Sanchez plan

      Sanchez, Firmino, Coutinho, Hazard,Capoue

      Sanchez, Austin, Rashford

      Original plan was Rashford to Rondon
      But now with this news how about

      A - Rashford & Sanchez to Kane & Pedro/Lallana -4

      B - Rashford,Sanchez,Capoue to Kane , Walcott, Fletcher -8

      Any thoughts ?

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        2nd Sanchez is Kun obv.

      2. Syd.
        • 15 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        My thoughts on leaning towards a coffee with a nip of whiskey

        1. Leaf
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          I'm going fish and chips shortly

    6. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 7 months ago

      Theooo,
      Me said Theo,
      Theo's fit and he's gonna score goals

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Be honest your eight year old made that up

      2. Syd.
        • 15 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Apparently he shot his load

      3. Worzel Gummidge
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Not sure goals are allowed from the bench.

      4. Bruno Bruno!!
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        If Sanchez is out I will just play Redmond and bench sanchez, rather have him on the bench than transfer him out and have the trouble of trying to get him back later

      5. Bourbon, Pot Still or Islay…
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Some opinions from all eye esteemed folk on ere .....

        Currently have
        Stones, gundogan, benteke

        Would you swap for
        Friend, Walcott and Austin ?

        Yeah or neah?

        I'm doing really well this season, already done a transfer this week so may wildcard if I go for those three
        It'll leave me 0.1m so could hang fire and watch price rises as don't expect any of mine to fall

      6. Syd.
        • 15 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Is the Sanchez injury is the same bracket as a Douglas Bader or is it more severe

        1. Rasping Drive
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Arthur Askey, or so I'm told

      7. HurriKane
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Guys if Alexis is fit for Bouremouth game would you keep him ? (already have Hazard Coutinho Firmino)

        Wasnt expecting big haul from him in united game anyway. Could play Allen(BOU) and bench Alexis

        BOU whm STO eve mci WBA CPL bou swa BUR WAT

        Those are great fixtures where he could really rack up the points

        1. VFORVANDETA
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          yeah....i rather bench him and play allen than sell him...so much trouble to get him back later..

      8. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        If your American, go and vote.

        Dont care which way, just go and vote.

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          If you are TorresMagic, dont correct my english grammar

          1. Syd.
            • 15 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            As long as he doesn't correct it to a form of Aussie Grammaer 🙂

        2. A.T
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          What if you don't like the candidates?

          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Then go and scribble on your paper, or vote for Johnson.

          2. KingNidge
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Vote Trump for the lols

            1. the axolotl
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              especially if your fpl season is going badly. season might not be completed, that'll wipe the smile of your rival's faces

            2. A.T
              • 13 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              I hope he wins. It'll be the brexit cry babies all over again. Always crack me up they do.

              1. KingNidge
                • 8 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                Me too 🙂

                1. Ayew Serious
                  • 8 Years
                  7 years, 7 months ago

                  😀

                  1. KingNidge
                    • 8 Years
                    7 years, 7 months ago

                    You love big Don mate 🙂

                    1. Ayew Serious
                      • 8 Years
                      7 years, 7 months ago

                      Hope he continues the movement if he loses

                      1. BananaNose Maldonado
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 9 Years
                        7 years, 7 months ago

                        Of fear, racism, sexism, and misogyny? No thanks. That's not a movement, that's a scare tactic to rile up dullards and the ignorant.

        3. applebonkers
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          • 14 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          if you're american get back to work!

          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Why? Either Clinton is about to launch Missiles at Putin or Trump is gonna make you bankrupt. Fail to see the point

            1. applebonkers
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              • 14 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              just a HILARIOUS time difference joke, it's all i had. both candidates make me sad

              1. Ginkapo FPL
                • 12 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                I'm rolling on the floor in pain here

                1. applebonkers
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                  • 14 Years
                  7 years, 7 months ago

                  apologies. i can offer an emergency roflcopter to hoist you back up though

                  1. Ginkapo FPL
                    • 12 Years
                    7 years, 7 months ago

                    😀

            2. KingNidge
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              She needs a good boot in the flaps that one i wouldn't be launching anything at that chap

        4. Nabs Kebabs
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          It doesn't make a difference, It's rigged. Not hard for programmers to do.

          As expected, selected illuminati puppet Clinton will win.

          1. Nabs Kebabs
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Not saying Trump isn't an idiot either, he is certainly a moron.

            Clinton is 100% a puppet though and Trump has said some things the eiltes wouldn't like. For example, saying it would be important to audit the federal reserve.

            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              Not gonna get involved. I just really wish Bernie was nominated.

              1. Kante Be Bothered
                • 7 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                Do you know what Socialism is because that would never work

                1. Ayew Serious
                  • 8 Years
                  7 years, 7 months ago

                  Bernie wasn't full on socialist but he was scarily close

                  1. Somalion
                    • 14 Years
                    7 years, 7 months ago

                    For the US perhaps, but many of his policies like people working a 40 hour week shouldn't be starving or not liking the whole lumping college students with $200-300k worth of debt really aren't particularly radical. Personally believed he was the type of person needed to help bring about a positive change in America from the absolute mire it has dragged itself into...

                2. Ginkapo FPL
                  • 12 Years
                  7 years, 7 months ago

                  I do, and we are reaching a technological age where it very much can work.

                  However, Bernie wasnt heavily supported within the senate so wouldnt have been able to do anything that ideological extreme anyway.

                  1. Somalion
                    • 14 Years
                    7 years, 7 months ago

                    ^

                    While some of his ideas may have been extreme, I really do believe in the whole "You shouldn't need to go bankrupt to afford cancer treatment" ethos he had going on. Or his general disdain for how American society treats many of its people like little more than cattle.

                  2. Kante Be Bothered
                    • 7 Years
                    7 years, 7 months ago

                    Yea true but I have a feeling if Sanders won America would turn a lot like Venezuela

                    1. Ginkapo FPL
                      • 12 Years
                      7 years, 7 months ago

                      The constitution would need rewriting for that to happen. So it wouldnt. Its there for a reason.

              2. Pochecinno
                • 8 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                +42

              3. Nabs Kebabs
                • 12 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                Bernie seems a very down to earth genuine human being.

                This reddit thread I found is quite interesting though. Certainly has many puppet like characteristics.

                https://www.reddit.com/r/C_S_T/comments/3tre7t/is_sanders_secretly_being_propped_up_by_the_nwo/

          2. Ayew Serious
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Alex Jones is that you

            1. Nabs Kebabs
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              Alex Jones says a lot of things. Some true, some absolutely ridiculous.

              But you need to some research on the elite.

              Rothschilds, Rockefellers, J.P Morgan and his family. George Soros.

              Basically there are billionaire individuals, families and corporations that control the West and the majority of the world in general.

              1. Ayew Serious
                • 8 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                Do you think hilary is a demon?

              2. Nabs Kebabs
                • 12 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                David Rockefeller has even admitted it in his book....

                "Some even believe we [Rockefeller family] are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - One World, if you will.If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it"

        5. Kante Be Bothered
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Trump ain't that bad tbf

          1. Nabs Kebabs
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            He's an idiot but the media make him out to be a lot worse than he is.

            Killary is evil.

            1. the axolotl
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              surely nobody older than 13 says killary?

              the media just repeat what he says.

              1. Kante Be Bothered
                • 7 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                Clinton is as corrupt as they get

                1. the axolotl
                  • 12 Years
                  7 years, 7 months ago

                  if you believe all the smears, then she'd be up there. wouldn't be my favourite person, but she's clearly a better choice than the orange buffoon.

                  1. Somalion
                    • 14 Years
                    7 years, 7 months ago

                    Not a fan of hers whatsoever but I do think Trump the worse of the two.

                    However, it is very concerning that Clinton's campaign hasn't managed to put Trump away yet and it has come this far. Can't imagine someone like Obama and his team would ever have had this issue.

                    1. the axolotl
                      • 12 Years
                      7 years, 7 months ago

                      a half decent candidate on either side probably would have walked it. most of the other republican guys were pretty much as nuts as trump though, and i think bernie would have been destroyed by "the system" had he been on the ticket. he actually wanted change for good. not sure why that paul ryan guy didn't stand for the republicans, he seems reasonable enough.

                      1. Somalion
                        • 14 Years
                        7 years, 7 months ago

                        Agreed on all fronts.

                        In some ways, this has been coming for a long time. As you say, Bernie would have been destroyed by the system. That's the real issue here, both parties are so focused on undermining one another they've allowed lower/lower middle America to slump into an absolutely disgraceful decline. Then when a nut like Trump with his populist, racist comments grows in popularity both parties are stunned.

                        It's not difficult, if you treat and educate your entire population well (as well as is feasible), morons like Trump wouldn't even have a sniff at the presidency.

        6. Hurricane Gilbert
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Brexit++

        7. Sauzée
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          House of Representatives is still a mess either way unfortunately.

      9. Scotty B
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Austin or Kane & why?

        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          kane, should score more points

      10. Brick_Bronson
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Walcott >

        A Coutinho
        B Firmino
        C Neither

        Both priced 8.7 right now but I won't hit the button till after the internationals.

        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          this gw A, longer term B

          1. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            sorry other way round

        2. liiusions
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          I'd keep Walcott for the next few especially considering Sanchez news

      11. mojoindojo
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Took a hit to bring in Haz and Alonso. Gives me following team. GTG?

        Heaton Jaku
        Alonso Kosc McAuley Pieters Lovren
        Sanchez Hazard Coutinho Allen Redmond
        Lukaku Aguero Diomande

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Yes

        2. itwaswritten
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Team looks pretty good.

      12. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        on a scale of cameron jerome to aguero how foolish is a punt on PVA next gw

        1. woody3260
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          about a voronin

          1. A.T
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Harsh

        2. Kante Be Bothered
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          About as foolish to not captain Suarez aganist Norwich

        3. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Charlie Adam.

          1. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            at blackpool? deal

        4. Partick Bateman
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Emmerson Boyce

      13. itwaswritten
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Sanchez can and will be back for United.

        1. itwaswritten
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          #ImWithHim

          1. Kante Be Bothered
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            #MakeArsenalGreatAgain

            1. Ayew Serious
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              #somethingsomethingGaryJohnson

              1. Greenbackbøøg…
                • 9 Years
                7 years, 7 months ago

                #whatsaleppo

      14. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Giroud time might be approaching soon then..

        1. A.T
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Le Donk

        2. Ayew Serious
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          He really does excite you

          1. Lateriser 12
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            oh you have no idea.

            1. Ayew Serious
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              He could turn you into EarlyRiser

      15. Scotty B
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        So I guess my question is Hazard worth a hit this gameweek along with Austin or do I just get Kane in for Ibra for free?

      16. Partick Bateman
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Effing FPL... So thinking, if Sanchez is out then I'll have to make a -8 just to field 10.
        Go AOA and do Sanchez & Capoue to Hazard & Snodgrass and ignore defence this week?
        Would give me...

        Heaton
        Pieters (Amat Hernandez Smith Holebas)
        Snodgrass Allen Hazard Firmino Coutinho
        Costa Aguero Lukaku

      17. Kante Be Bothered
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 7 months ago

        Imagine Griezmann at the RW position for Chelsea next season.

        1. Worzel Gummidge
            7 years, 7 months ago

            Imagine Suarez at Arsenal.

            1. Tomcooper9
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              Would be captain every week material

        2. cheeky_ash
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Anyone thinking of getting Giroud in now Sanchez is probably out ?

          Or switch to Walcott?

          1. the axolotl
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            maybe a bit premature, but maybe 1 to keep half an eye on

        3. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 7 months ago

          Is the Sanchez injury an actual injury or an international break 'injury'

          1. Worzel Gummidge
              7 years, 7 months ago

              An actual minor injury. Chile hoping he will be ready for Tuesday.

          2. Colonel Klink
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 7 months ago

            If you have Vardy, do you keep him?

            1. Worzel Gummidge
                7 years, 7 months ago

                I would rather keep Ibra and he is junk.

            2. McSauce
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              Right all, I need a new series to watch.

              Any good new one out there, cover most of the old ones!!

              1. Worzel Gummidge
                  7 years, 7 months ago

                  Westworld.