Willian and Pulisic headline opening fixtures of Gameweek 34+

Massive downgrade from AWB.

Afraid they have no choice. Economy will restrict them. And more needs up top and in midfield. Ward is decent, boring right back who gives woy what he wants.

Reddit is american

Zaha goals are fluke

American website

It's a meme at this point.

Half of Reddit traffic is US
Only 8% is UK

Terrible from Kepa

most users are american

It pains me to say it, but personally I think Pulisic is going to become one hell of a player. Unbelievably quick feet.

They gave martial a non assist tho

Very risky considering the DDG & Maguire clown show last match.

Well if the two you have assisting then it's not too bad is it?

ffs, was hoping he'd get a clean sheet!

I brought Dawson in and started him

Kiko, my long-standing non-playing enabler on the bench finally got an airing today for an outside shout at a cs. Well that lasted 3 minutes!!

Shouldn’t be, I’m moving up overall with just Pulisic. Willian only 10% ownership I think

Unbelievable jeff

Bechamel? Tomato?.

Create a Twitter I will follow

Modric over Milivojevic surely?

Modric has to start over Mili, imo.

Pulisic?

One flaw- Pulisic plays for USA

Mandzukic up front surely

Mandžukić also a good back-up striker

Isn't Pulisic American?

Where is Josh King?

...ic

Lol Pulisic is american

Ibrahimovic over Mitrovic surely.

Am I doing this right?

Needs Lundstram in there

Ilicic has played well for Atalanta this season

Static and Pathetic in central defence?

Bro this post is class, well done

People not playing the slightest attention. How hard could it be to know that pulisic is America and modric croatia. Last might someone took coleman (seamus) to be scottish..

Why is no one talking about Giroud?

Bostic keeps their whole team together.

they'll need someone with more flare than Rustic

This team would be more exciting if Dramatic were playing

I'd go Djokovic

Uh oh looks like milli out maybe lingard to replace

their coach Pedantic really pays attention to detail

Sign him up.

Even without hands,head clearance

You know I am a keeper and play 7-a-side now - used to play Saturday and Sunday league too

I sometimes imagine what it'd be like to face some of these shots... I'm assuming the ball is a bit faster than we're used to as the ball is hit by pro players

I think I'd do aight

I am not sure about the fixtures

Willian on paper, started every game since restart and has pens

I picked Pulisic so probably Willian.

Yes

Obviously not a separate job

Martinez cleanie, 10 saves and 3 bonus on the way mate.

🙁

Not so great taking a -4 and having no one playing. Tanking.

Highly unlikely

Keep fingers crossed he gets awarded the first one

Literally looked like he didn’t touch it on the replay not sure what angle you’ve seen

Whether Pulisic touched it or not. He didn't. Don't @ me

People think Pulisic was wearing Wards boots.

It takes a slight deflection of the defender or Pulisic...I think it’s the defender. Essentially people wanting it to touch Pulisic

Bro why do these players just fall off the earth when I bring them in?

He was lethal before...

I got him in my post-BB wildcard when I could've had Pulisic or Willian instead. 😎

Well my Chelsea asset is Jame so..

How about those with a chelsea defender

Blasphemy

Foden benching would be the best though 😉

So would a flying pig.

Highly likely
Finally got him in for a hit

green arrows

Badjohnsen.

Same score
But with the added bonus that the hit involved selling Pulisic

ditto - bottom of LMS tonight.

u mad bro?

i think it was pretty clear pulisic jumped out of the way. Pulisic owner btw

Now look at Chelsea’s 1st goal.

Would be harsh on giroud and in a Puli owner. He didn’t do anything to score and you shouldn’t have to watch in slow motion to find a touch

Pepe is fraud too tbf

Pepe is still a ridiculous price.

Maguire’s the biggest joke of the lot though, robbery from Leicester.

Pepe is probably a better keeper though to be fair

Ouch